Hey /tv/, is the Goose still on the loose?
more like moose on a booze
Can you believe I have never seen any of this guy's movies?
>tfw pattern baldness but not receding so I'll always look like I'm going to go bald soon but never will and all my close friends feel the need to tell me to either shave it off or own the incoming bald spot
>>69804708
>>69805011
Kekk
I think he's at Smile School
he's a forgotten meme actor
>>69805110
Maybe as a teacher. He's a 10/10 smiler
He keeps disappearing but then he just comes back with a fantastic film, he's still loose.
>>69804853
>grandparent used to say nigger toes all the time
>had no idea what they were actually called till I was an adult
wew
>>69804853
Until this board was forcing Drive I had never even heard of him and now I'm obsessed
>phone rings
>see this
wat do
>>69805559
Panic and let it go to voicemail
>>69805587
>listen to the voicemail Ryan left
>....
>>69805559
>I answer the phone ... "Hello?"
>"......................"
>"Hello Ryan? Is that you?"
>"......................."
>"fuck you and your Autism, speak dammit!"
>"........................"
>I hang up
>chick wants to go to shoe store before we go to see The Nice Guys
>she's chatting with the counter girl and mentions we're going to see the Gosling film
>OH I LOVE RYAN GOSLING
>chick tells her I do too
>have to inform the clerk it's not because of The Notebook which of course is her reason for it
Fucking pleb women, swear to god.
>>69804865
Hair fibres are what you need.
>>69805727
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BOY
>>69804708
I only seen Drive and Only God Forgives from filmes based Goose was on.
In other movies does he also play the somewhat psycopathic-autist persona he has done in both those movies?
>>69805936
yup
>>69805936
In The Big Short he's a banker. So...yes?
>droppy eyes
>unmanly strawberry blonde hair
>weak jaw
>huge forehead
>autism
When you pick Ryan's face apart he looks pretty shitty but he somehow ends up being attractive af. What does the goose hide?
>>69805977
SMASH THE STATE
REFUGEES WELCOME
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION
:The Post
>>69806002
>weak jaw
What
>>69806019
He doesn't really a very pronounced jaw. He has enough to not look like shit in profile, but it's pretty weak when compared to Henry Cavill for example
>>69805559
>answer it
>.....you have five minutes
>neither of us talk for five minutes
>I hang up
>He co-owns Tagine, a Moroccan restaurant in Beverly Hills, California. He bought the restaurant on an impulse; he has said that he spent "all [his] money" on it, spent a year doing the renovation work himself, and now oversees the restaurant's menus
>you will never co-own a cool restaurant with Goose because his autism led him to blow his money on your shack
he's the male equivalent of Smirkfu.
go and google image search him. 20,000 results all the fucking same
>>69806099
There has to be some kind of study about celebrities buying restaurants
>>69804708
RELOAD!
>>69805486
I haven't seen the movie yet but he's killing it on the publicity circuit
Is he the first Man-Child actor? Was Drive his Home Alone?
>>69806272
>dat jump scare
What
>>69806272
thats the first real acting he's done.
>>69804708
The Goose is loose, and has the juice to seduce.
w2c a chin like the goose's
also,me in the middle
>>69805835
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
>>69806233
BYE!
