What went right?
Nothing. Not that film, not Michael Cera and not even your conception.
MEW
Would MEW be considered fat?
>>69803346
film is pretty cool, well edited, well put together. it had mew, that hilarious culkin guy, a chinagirl for weebs and yellow fevers, ratfu, what was there not to like?
This film is prophetic as fuck. Nu-males being utterly spellbound by disgusting whores and doing anything for them.
>>69803396
only by envy curveless girls.
>>69803429
It was "lol kooky" for the sake of it and the characters were caricatures designed entirely for the sake of being twee.
Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World is a classic example of how post-millennial morons with no integrity, honor or loyalty are slowly smothering the world with insipid, superficial shit. Humanity lost.
>>69803396
Only greasy chinamen would think she's fat.
>>69803290
Having Harpo Marx as the lead.
>>69803472
It was Knives, not Envy
>>69803529
arent you exaggerating a little, you fucking cu.ck?
it was a comedy, it was funny at that, it was gorgeous to watch. what sort of philosophical statement do you need to enjoy a comedy?
>>69803290
Serious tone of the movie coupled with dark humour.
The movie was released before its time.
>>69803529
Post Millennial?
No one involved in that movie is post millennial.
>>69803629
>it was funny
Didn't. Laugh. Once.
>>69803804
I haven't watched it in years but I remember laughing at the Seinfeld joke and him diving out the window when Knives showed up. I probably wouldn't like it now since I'm now in my late 20s and I no longer relate to a fuckup in his early 20s
micheal cera was an awful choice
scott was supposed to be qt
Michael Cera used to be qt.
>>69803453
you really got a complex, you know that?
Post MEWs
>>69803290
Mew
The comic is so much better
>>69804859
Post rare MEWins
>>69803290
Everything but Scott, the pacing, the message, Ramona's character kinda (not visuals)
Seriously. The film's visual identity is great. I also liked the audio since it brought a well deserved dimension not possible in the comic.
Wallace is amazing. The rest of Scott's friends are great. I also really liked Envy even though she's not even remotely as fleshed out as in the source material. Overall comfy film that sadly played it too safe.
The whole thing is an ode to the kinds of people who wear pre-faded batman t-shirts and talk about how much they love nintendo games and studio ghibli films, despite never giving a shit before those things became part of 'acceptable' counter culture.
There were some decent scenes and potentially neat ideas, but the film was too busy trying to figure out how many levels of post-irony it should be operating on.
>>69805061
Noice. Dumb face though
>>69805061
hubba hubba
>>69803290
I was surprised that I liked this movie when it came out but I tried to rewatch it recently and found it distateful.
Except MEW. She's still sexy as fuck in it.
>>69803290
not alot. Nick and Norah is the superior twee indie rom com
>>69804859
>>69805132
lel no
Scott Pilgrim is way better than N&N
>>69803529
I read that in gottfrieds voice like it was the lead up to a joke at a roast
The whole message of the movie is nothing but pure SJW anti-white propaganda, full of tumblr-level females and their degeneracy disguised as "love", because you have to put into the mind of the naive youth that love is degeneracy and not respect of the roles of man and woman.
MEW LAD
>>69804995
comics are shit except for GTO get out
>>69805164
grow up
>>69805061
I would do unspeakable things to this woman.
>>69805164
Trying too hard
>>69805208
>Comics are all shit!
>Except for the ones I like!
>>69805143
>you will never get some alone time with MEW while her friends are off demolishing your challenger
>>69805158
I respect your opinion man. I was never a big tumblr guy.
>>69805143
>brand x
what did tarantino mean by this?
>>69805280
haha you got memed my friend!
>>69804859
>>69805061
What was it?
>>69805477
Guess you'll never know
Blame report culture
>>69805401
>mfw I have keratosis so I will never have skin this smooth
Edgar Wright did most of the heavy lifting for that movie. Even with his humor and style, I still found the movie hard to watch because Cera is such an unlikeable protagonist.
>>69805599
At least you got dubs
>>69803608
envy the verb not the noun
>>69804859
>>69805651
And it should be an adjective. Envious.
>>69805691
Is that really what that looks like?
>>69805735
Nah it's shitty compression in the gif. The webm looks a lot clearer
>>69805691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7unAcFcu3vg
Fake nip. She does wear a bra couple sizes too large though.
>>69805208
Comics as a storytelling medium are so much more interesting and diverse than film.
Because it's cheap there are more interesting stories which aren't butchered by evil producers for the sake of profit. Since the medium encourages a more abstract look it allows for stronger emotion through the scenes, fantastic creations that would look like crap in film AND be expensive as fuck, a possibility to create much more relatable characters by allowing the reader to project themselves and/or people they know on to the characters, a completely unique structural way to tell these stories which allows for much deeper observation for the reader than any other storytelling medium allows, which then encourages a higher amount of detail in each page/panel.
>>69805828
>>69805735
>>69805828
>>69805845
>>69805875
Oh, well, bless gifs
>>69805828
>gif
>compression
It's not how it works. Aside from 256 colors gifs are uncompressed bitmap images, that's why they're shit.
absurd post-gamer post-internet movie but holy shit it was brilliant in how it capture the manic ADD energy of that condition, way better than I expected
>>69805944
Try the comic. It's genuinely amazing and a modern classic.
Its biggest flaw is that it will ruin the film for you.
>>69805944
Shut up and post more MEWs, nobody cares about this shitty flick
>>69806056
>5
post the others faggot
>>69806056
Are the glass eye rumours true?
>>69805350
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST LEONARD
>>69805906
I have never had a bigger crush on an actress than i do on MEW
>>69806127
Glass eyes can't move.
>>69806148
Shame the rest of her fappening pics are shit
>>69806056
my heart.
ramona looks incredible with the warm smiles. movie didnt have any. why was she a literal bitch then? is that what the comic book character really behaves like?
>>69806056
Is MEW part Asian?
>>69806236
FYI I just googled that shit, and they can move.
>>69806390
Nope, they aren't attached to any muscle
>>69803453
Seven ex-boyfriends and dyed hair, whatta catch!
>>69806303
She's worse in the comic.
Her being a huge asshole is a big part of the plot in the comic that hardly is explored at all in the film.
>>69806390
>>69806425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwDtu2UCYVM
This is what it looks like. Guess which one's a real eye
>>69806390
A guy I knew in school who had a fake eye and he could move it but it looked absurd as fuck, MEWs eye movements are way too natural.
>>69803529
>ywn be as mad as this cuck
>>69806425
They can still move.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RwDtu2UCYVM
Read somewhere that amount of movement also is very individual from case to case depending on surrounding muscles.
And suck a dick.
>>69806525
Why would there even be glass eye rumors abiout her. You can clearly see both pupils are the same size in all the pictures. Reflections on the iris are in the same spot too, meaning both eyes point the same way.
>>69806565
>I was talking to a phoneposter all along
>>69806425
Neither are your eyeballs
>>69806600
>>69806525
All I ever wanted was my blue haired one eyed pirate 3dpd waifu with horrible depth perception so that she would accidentally bump into my dick with her cheek or nose when giving me a slow and loving prolonged BJ...
>>69806599
Tablet actually. Awoke about 3 hours ago but haven't bothered getting out of bed.
>>69806600
underage b&
>>69806600
Neither are your balls.
>>69806657
How horrifying. As with everything else, cyborg shit can't come soon enough for vision
>>69806345
why do people ask this knowing how large her eyes are?
>>69806056
i didn't come here to get my heart broken
>>69803290
>What went right?
The girls were cute.
>>69805061
UN-DELETE THIS
I'm 30 now, but when the books came out I was in my early 20's and in that exact music and culture scene except in Boston. I was precisely the target demographic in that I shared a lot of what O'Malley have experienced as well and put down in a comic.
I thought the movie was a great adaptation, but its definitely not for everyone and definitely not for people with no or a completely different social life or zero experience being in a band or attending local shows or for losers with zero experience with women. I actually prefer the movies ending to the books, but whatever.
>>69803290
Cast Lisa Miller
>>69803529
This.
>If you everything will turn out fine for the white race, you clearly haven't been paying attention the last 50 years
>>69808268
>>69808294
this would never happen to a beta male IRL
I don't know but this reminded me of one my favourite porn videos to fap to which has a punk chick like her having a mff threesome.
Obviously not to you. But to a guy in canada whos in a band and actually asks a new girl out, ya.
>>69808372
>tfw I know exactly what video you're talking about
>>69808636
meant for
>>69808354
>>69806236
>rest of her fappening photos are shit
Think so? This one's my favorite
>>69808801
>>69808801
Jyzaz, look at all that ASS
Holy fuck, might be the angle but that's a lotta area
>>69808372
>>69808795
Me too. An amateur video where the guy and other girl are bf and gf and the punk chick is the 3rd party right?
>>69807809
>Top cute character in Smallville
>Mom haircut for the entire series
WHY
>>69803453
Also prophetic in Baneposting
>>69808964
That's the one he can't handle the busty punk chick and cums early.
Nothing.
>>69809256
any chance for a sauce?
>film about 20 somethings aimed at 30 somethings
>a film for geeks but about hipsters
If you were to draw a Venn diagram for this film there would only be a very small percentage of people in its target audience . Which is fine but the movie had a much bigger budget than you would imagine
>>69808354
Park of why Michael Cera was bad casting for Scott.
Because he's not a beta in the comics. He's kind of a douchebag Chad, as far as twee hipster indie rock Canadians go. Part of his arc in the books is realizing he needs to grow the fuck up and stop being such a piece of shit.
Michael Cera's tried and true likable underdog performance isn't quite right for the character.
>>69803290
>we want the Reddit audience
>>69809694
Xhamster "real threesome college action"
>>69806484
The one with a vast range of movement obviously. Why even ask that question?
>>69804995
This is definitely a case where that is true. The protagonist was also horribly miscast.
>>69809694
Sounds like something by Mandy Morbid.
>>69807947
Where the hell did that come from?
any movie ever aged as fast as this?
>>69810285
Your mom's sex tape
>>69810285
Its 6 years old
They filmed it during that one year when John Cera looked human
>>69809910
The one with Proxy Paige?
>>69803290
Mew in black underwear
>>69803290
Female pedophiles must love Cera.
>>69806691
Kek
