>Americans eat something called "TV dinners" while watching TV
Explain yourself amerifats
boneless fried chicken?
sooo tendies?
>>69801841
>yurocucks eat American semen rations while watching TV
Explain yourself yurocucks
>>69801841
Joke on you cuck that shit is delicious
>>69801841
That pic should say "LONELY-MAN."
>hungry man
Nigger please
>>69801841
those are actually very small
![guns-and-kid-cuisine[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nHxNKdZ.jpg "guns-and-kid-cuisine[1].jpg")
>>69801944
>cheese gets into chocolate pudding
REEEEEEEEEE
>Europeans arent allowed to eat dinner before their daily prayers to Allah
What did Sharia Law mean by this?
>>69801841
Man I remember eating these in college when I would get back late from an exam, awful times I tell you, awful times.
>>69801841
>not a single green to be seen.
You feral diabetic fat fucks deserve everything you get.
chicken and waffles is the best
spicy fried chicken is good too
>>69802019
give the chocolate to my kid brother i got dessert on lock
>>69802019
>dipping the nuggs in the pudding while it's still how
>>69802081
You could always just have a salad with it.
>>69802084
>Kinder Surprise in America
Tread softly my friend.
They're cheap and good if you buy the right ones.
Europoors are so fucking boring, I swear.
>>69802019
>a single kernel of corn frozen into surface of pudding
>tfw you will never eat TV dinners with your 1950's family while watching tv together
>>69802081
i rarely eat greens and i could bench press your fat fucking mom more times than you could yank on your prick without cumming.
>>69802151
>tfw Americans ruin the meme by proving stereotypes wrong
Always buzzkills those Yanks
>>69802197
I'm American too I was just telling him to be careful, smuggling those is a serious offense
>>69802303
>smuggling
Read that receipt again fatty
>>69802334
Literally 3 seconds after posting that I realized my mistake. I'm sorry.
>>69802366
i been there pham
>>69801944
>>69802019
>>69801841
They eat food that is marketed to be consumed while watching TV. This causes a Pavlovian effect where the subject associates the pleasure of consuming food with whatever they are watching and vice versa, thus increasing sales of the food product and the viewership of whatever program the person has most conditioned themselves to while eating the TV dinner.
Outta the way tubbies, the patrician of the microwave is here.
>mfw eating a variety of delicious steamed entrées full of veggies and protein for just ~250 calories and a few pitiful grams of fat
>>69803014
>child hunger ends here!
well shit, i'm on board! who knew it was that easy
>>69801841
oh man gimme it
>>69803014
nigga if you're going to eat healthy you might as well go down to the local market and pick up the veg there instead of paying for some microwaveable corn syrup-drenched crap
>>69803014
If I want to eat healthy I'll cook my own food. When I stick something in the microwave I want gas station bacon cheeseburger tier.
Gas station bacon cheeseburgers are fucking delicious by the way. Patty is dry as a bone but the processed cheese really brings out the flavor.
>>69803215
>local market
>white privilege
>>69801841
I tried this once. Truly awful. The potatos had a strange chemical taste.
Also microwaving food in plastic containers exposes your body to BPA. Google it, faggot.
>>69802875
So if I only eat while TBBT is on, will I lose weight?
>>69803309
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/
We web 1.0 now
>haven't eaten a tv dinner since 2004 because I'm not poor anymore.
I only know one person who eats these willingly, and he's a piece of shit.the brownie is kinda tasty though
>>69802184
That made laugh out loud
>>69803265
even the most ghetto of towns have local produce available cheaply somewhere
>>69803325
No, you will actually start liking the show.
>>69801841
>boneless fried chicken
Of course it is, it's made from a paste
Do Europeans really shoot water up their asses when they're done shitting?
Sounds fucking gay
>>69802019
>>69803423
burger with a bidet here, it's pretty great
>>69803336
I like to eat complete garbage every so often but the closest "burger has instructions telling you to press 3 on the microwave to heat it" convenience mart is in a town I don't have any reason to go to so it would just waste gas.
I'll probably get some nachos tomorrow because of this thread. They have a chili button in addition to the cheese button.
I haven't eaten Hungry man in like 10 years but just thinking about it makes me want to go buy a box
>>69803423
do americans really wipe their fat shit caked asses with a dry little pieces of paper?
>>69802084
>Four (4) US dollars for a Kinder egg
>>69803550
If you stay hydrated and eat fiber you'll never need to wipe your ass past a halfhearted safety wipe.
>>69801871
the fuck's a tendie?
>>69803336
come on, seriously, it's never even a brownie, it's just a chocolate cake
>>69803550
not an accurate description.
>>69803616
/r9k/ chicken tender
>>69803545
Get a Kid Cuisine instead, they include a dessert. I don't even eat sweets but if I'm going to eat a TV dinner I want a brownie that burns my mouth for 3 days after 20 seconds of microwaving.
Patrician junk food coming in
There are people here who actually eat and enjoy this disgusting crap and pretend it's okay. When I see these boxes it just makes me gag at the thought of putting it in my body. Jesus Christ America, I like you and all but this is just sad.
>>69803550
We've attempted to bridge the gap between toilet paper and bidet by using wet wipes but people keep flushing them and they don't dissolve so it's backing up a lot of city sewers. People don't really want to throw shitwipes in the garbage like they're supposed to because we don't live in India.
>>69801841
>60 grams of fat
>30 grams of sugar
>Tons of saturated fat
>Corn not even a vegetable
More like Hungry Man KILLER Dinner.
>>69803702
Most Hungry-Man's come with desert.
>>69803775
This was basically the both my parents had to work late meal.
>Europeans eat frozen meals named after United States presidents
explain yourself yuropoors
>>69801841
I bought Hungry Man in op's pic, lemme tell you, in 1hr or 2 I was shitting it all out. I was at a chicks house sleeping over, she didn't cook food so I bought it before hand to eat there and I wanted to stay up late watching movies while she slept. My shit was worse than dumb and dumber when Lloyd exlaxed the shit out of Harry, horrid part the bathroom was right next to the bedroom she was sleeping in. I RAN THE SHOWER THE BATHTUB FAUCET AT FULL trying to cover up the liquid orchestra coming out of my anus. Never again, I just remember asking her the next day if she heard anything funny at around 3am and she made this smirk.
>>69803809
>mom was working late
>dad had to make dinner
Dear god make it stop, make it end
>>69803577
Now that they're illegal they regularly sell for at least $20 each on the food smuggler black market in my city
>>69802064
FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
>>69803809
> His parents didn't teach him how to cook basic meals for himself at a young age
Make yourself a sandwich at least mate, cook some steak and eggs, fucking something.
>>69801863
>>69803014
a hearty helping of sodium though
>>69802151
Fun Fact: I used to work at Blockbuster and we sold these. The real reason it went out of business is because we got caught and Obama shut us down.
>>69803920
My bmi is 28 and I feel like shit. I can't imagine being over 30
>yuropoors literally put 10 year old memes on their chips
>>69801944
even as a kid i knew these were bullshit
>>69802019
I think it's pathetic whenever people upload pictures like this genuinely
>>69803983
Non-Americans will never learn
>>69803981
>My bmi is 28 and I feel like shit. I can't imagine being over 30
That's OK, you'll probably be dead of an heart attack and/or diabetic shock long before you reach 30.
>>69801841
They don't call them "TV Dinners" any more. That name is an anachronism from a time when TV as... basically the internet.
>>69802081
>eating greens
what's it like being a literal walking meme?
>>69802184
>that reaction pic
my sides
>>69803343
lol...no
>>69802081
Corn is green before you shuck it
>>69802081
This has to be the biggest meme in gourmet history
Vegetables are really not that good for you apart from some vitamins.
Meat, nuts, that kind of stuff is full of nutrients, celery and carrots only make nu-males full of estrogen
>>69803014
>eating meals from boxes
c'mon m8 ur better than that :^)
>>69804105
i guarantee you where i come from is more ghetto than where you come from and we had a farmers market
>>69803918
>he cooks meals
LOL do you do the dishes too, sweetheart?
>>69804182
I'm from Detroit so...no, there's no fucking farmer's market within walking distance of my house and if there was you'd probably die trying to get to it
>>69804187
*tips fedora*
Glad to see a sophisticated manly man here besides myself. We should share a jack and coke over some kenny g sometime :)
>>69804019
It's called irony you fucking new faggot
>>69804212
well i come from a rural area so maybe that has something to do with it
>>69802081
>>69802193
>>69802081
>>69804057
>>69804133
Fat dicks
>>69802081
Are you a fucking cow m8? You see those 4 front teeth of yours? Notice the ones on the end that are all pointy and sharp? (don't tell Britposters, they might get arrested for carrying) yeah those are for eating meat, not fucking "greens" you fucking disgusting piece of human shit. I hope you're murdered in your sleep tonight.
>>69804187
>enjoy cooking
>girlfriend's cooking is terrible
It's good she loves cleaning or she would be useless.
>>69804243
>>69804318
go make me a sammich bby, I'm tired from being outside all day and doing actual man's work ;^)
>>69804315
c-calm down anon
>>69801841
>Not eating this for breakfast, lunch and dinner
>>69803792
>tp in the garbage
go back to Mexico Jose
>>69804430
depressing
>>69803850
obama was named after the meal actually
>>69804343
We all know you haven't left your computer all day, kiddo. No point pretending
>>69801841
That looks absolutely disgusting. Gotta feel bad for the poor just because of all the shit they eat.
The problem with Americans is, they think they're always right even when they know they're wrong. This is a direct result of being fucking fat. Don't bother arguing with Americans, because they're fat.
>>69804430
not gonna lie, this looks pretty good.
>>69801841
I still eat it, it's pretty good
Hungry-Man is complete trash. Probably the worst food ive ever eaten, and the fact that its called "hungry man" is funny because its not even a particularly large meal, in fact the portions are tiny.
>>69804568
That's why you have to buy the two pound ones
>america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc
>>69801969
If you're an amerifat, yeah. Those things can fill up a normal human being pretty well
>>69804612
>american cuisine'
>>69804019
>LOOK AT ME I'M SO NORMAL CALLING SOMEONE PATHETIC FRIDAY NIGHT ON TV
>2016 AD
>Not eating TMNT pizza crunchabungas when you watch flicks
>>69801944
>mfw they didn't come with a sprinkle ray gun
God those things were shit
>>69804660
>making grilled cheese with fucking margarine
Nigga pleaaaaaase
>>69804660
Did Favreu direct and star in his own movie just to eat?
>>69804343
>i'm tired from being a broke wagecuck
if you're gunna pretend you could at least pretend to be a CFO or something anon
>>69804779
That sandwich was for his kid. Great parenting.
>>69804806
>serving American processed cheese to your kids
>great parenting
>>69804187
> He doesn't get satisfaction out of cooking
It's probably the most relaxing thing you can do mate, and I have a sense of pride over what I feed myself.
>>69804612
that would actually make for great entertainment
>>69804820
sarcasm
>>69804779
This and to be in a relationship with a 10/10
>>69804612
>old news
Shit looks delicious
>>69804779
The movie wasn't bad at all but I agree, what the fuck was the point
>>69804820
There was a thread last night where burgerfats were praising their own grotesque eating habits. I mean they had a full on reddit tier, rotund- round table about it.
>>69804739
its obviously a light whipped butter
>>69803423
it is the most convenient way to do it
do you know how much of yuor life you spending shitting? I don't care if it is gay, no one can see me anyway
>>69801841
FUCK I loved Hungry-Man, but we were too poor most of the time for that.
>>69804660
There better be garlic in that butter
These microwave meals are really expensive in Canada.
All I had growing up was Kraft dinner, ramen and Campbell's mushroom or chicken soup.
>>69805134
You forgot to mention the bagged milk.
>>69805109
It's never too late, you could always add that afterward..
>I wouldn't put it passed you to actually do it either
>>69804430
>231% Daily Value Cholesterol
>>69805134
Hungry Man was actually a treat but we always got the no name brand versions from No Frills.
>>69805087
>not just squatting like nature intended for us
>>69802019
/k/ eats dinner.jpg
>>69805109
>>69805194
>Not downing garlic, salted oil after eating your buttered bread.
>>69803920
Saddens me Colorado was also effected by this. Doesn't help a shit ton of people are moving to Denver, probably a bunch of fat rich assholes.
>>69805134
>kraft dinner
I do not understand this, is it just a generic trademark like band-aid for you people?
>>69805307
No, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is labelled Kraft Dinner here.
We just love our KD.
>>69805306
Seriously like 3/5 of the people I knew in undergrad (Minnesota) have moved down to Denver.
>>69804712
Unless you found someone that hoarded that shit when it was for sale then you aren't having any now
>>69805307
Yeah it's what we call all macaroni and cheese. I actually prefer PC white cheddar to the real stuff.
>>69805338
But do you call ALL macaroni and cheese kraft dinner is my question.
>>69802176
>eating a tv dinner is exciting to americans
>>69805422
No of course not, that's silly.
>>69805291
The trick is let the bread soak up the melted butter and oil. It's really just a container for it, a sponge if you will. Like a tres leches with quintuple the cholesterol
>>69805420
The PC stuff is too powdery for me. Like I feel like the sauce never fully dissolves.
>>69805352
Worse part is rent and housing prices are only going up because of this shit.
>>69805488
PC white cheddar is more creamy and KD takes more like plastic.
>>69803616
>the fuck's a tendie?
>>69804660
Why not use a cheese that actually tastes something instead of "american cheese"?
>>69801841
>not eating Michelina's Swedish meatballs while binge watching Sliders and Quantum Leap
Fucking normies
>>69805742
I hope you're watching Quantum Leap that's unedited
Are Americans really this stupid?
>>69803803
It's a slow cheap suicide, senpai
ps Banquet > hungry man
>>69805697
>worried about the variety when he used a 1/4 pound of it in one go
He could've made 5 sandwiches with all that cheese.
>>69805799
poor ones are
Don't americans eat these at work? Microwaved dinners are really popular here if you fucked up the night before and didn't prepare a lunchbox.
>>69803550
I bet you don't even know how to use the three seashells
>>69805836
Sometimes. Where I work, Shekelstein Inc, generally if they didn't bring a lunch they go out to eat.
>>69805799
I mean I know poor Americans are eating flavored cardboard, but seriously anon paintings of food isn't any better.
>>69803014
You do know microwaves kill almost all the nutrients when cooked right? You could have a legitimate healthy garden fresh home made meal, but the minute it cooks in the microwave it kills the healthy stuff. I still eat microwave chicken patties or burritos daily
>how to get bowel cancer in one easy step
>>69801841
Capitalists and useful idiots convinced Americans that it's noble and necessary to break your back 50 hours a week for no opportunity and only enough money to subsist on , and if you question that system you're lazy and/or a traitor. that left most american men with only a handful of exhausted hours between shifts and only enough energy left to plop in front of the tv for a couple hours to watch shows produced by their employers sister company while they eat a cheap easy meal they bought from its subsidiary.
>>69805527
My 1br was $700 in 2010, approaching $1000 now. and fucking bean town is within walking distance
>>69805913
>approaching $1000 now
That would be a steal for me, all single bedroom apartments I'm finding are 1,400 or higher.
>>69803423
>>69803479
Is it at least warm water?? Always been curious since rugrats in Paris. Is it clean separate water or the water you just shit into? Could you drink it? Have you? If it was cold water I'd jump
>>69805889
>You do know microwaves kill almost all the nutrients when cooked right?
I hate this meme.
>>69804315
That meme again
>>69803343
you're right. any local Grocery Outlet has readily available brown sticky produce
>>69803792
I have this problem. I dumb like a whole pack of these down the drain every month.
tv dinners are really useful if you're a poorfag or out of time
those things cost what, 4 dollars? cheap as fuck
>>69805933
You up north? Get a little closer to downtown but avoid federal and Colfax
Lowest I found was $900 if you can tolerate mariachi at full blast while shirtless drunks sleep in the shaded hallways
>>69804779
I kekd a little
>>69805836
On occasion, they usually eat at restaurants or order take out. They all pack the freeways and streets when it's feeding time. The funny thing is they look down on microwave foods but stuff their face with equally fattening foods someone else cooked for them, like if theirs an added health benefit or something. I've never seen one ever take out a baloney sandwich he made himself, that's either out of style or was always a meme
>>69803792
Who wants a bin full of shit wipes in their bathroom though?
>>69806038
POO
>>69805962
>>69806001
These cost 4 dollars but most "non organic" tv dinners cost 2 dollars.
>>69806038
There are flushable dissolvable ones.
>>69805422
Shells and cheese is where it's at my n word. Velveeta (actually the grocery store off brand usually)
>>69804820
it's sliced cheddar.
I live in cali and the local food coop has an entire station of gourmet cheeses cut and packaged in front of you. it's not hard to get fancy cheese presliced at a nice market, but you'll have to ask.
>>69806017
Nah, trying to find an apartment in the Greenwood Village area or close.
>>69805996
>>69806038
The point is they're not flushable and we either need to just get bidets or go back to wiping our asses with soviet grade toilet paper.
>>69806067
The funny thing is those are just as unhealthy for you as the other ones
If you're actively monitoring your diet, just fucking avoid the precooked frozen foods entirely
>>69806067
>>69805889
Sorry you're wrong.
>>69806068
The "flushable" ones are tested in an environment more violent than your standard sewage system
>>69806086
Good luck, $1400 is relatively cheap around there now
Does it really shock you that the citizens of the country with the highest incarceration rate in the world has a hankering for the shit they serve in jail at a premium on your eventual court fees?
>>69803762
outta my way health shit
>>69801872
Not as funny seeing as it isn't real while your fuckery is.
>>69801841
cooking is for fags and divorce rate is high
>>69806109
The only thing they have going for them is they give out smaller portions than the cheap tv dinners, forcing you to eat less. But yeah it's by far better to just cook for yourself in general.
>>69806121
don't seem to be really any heavier duty than toilet paper. I'll have to do some research as to not gum up the pipes, thanks.
>>69805889
That's not how microwaves work at all. Are you baiting me?
>>69804136
>vegetables are not really that good for you
Found the hambeast
>>69802019
cant describe how disgusted I am
>australians will defend this
>>69802084
>americans allowed to buy such dangerous things
>>69804315
>refers to four (4) teeth
>ignores the other twenty-eight (28)
>>69806254
No we wont.
>>69806254
These Pizza Hut crusts are getting crazy
>>69806162
Pretty much yeah, I like to think if I just wait it out maybe prices will go back down to 1,250 at least...
>>69806192
Portion control is the key for dieting
The frozen food target audience consists of lower income obese wage slaves, but they're attempting to tap into the "Whole Foods" crowd with the "organic" meme. They see the green packaging and the big ORGANIC label and the 100% price markup and assume it must be healthy because "it's more expensive so it's gotta be good"
>>69806035
Depends on where you live. Baloney sandwiches still happen in like the Ohio River Valley but they're by and large a 70s thing which has survived as a meme.
>>69806328
When the light rail is finished it'll only get worse
Dirt cheap plots of abandoned commercial zones are doubling or tripling in value seemingly overnight. At this point I'd be happy if the rise in apartment costs slowed down at all
>>69806566
sounds like you should invest in real estate or an apartment.
>>69806035
There's a hive mind delusion when it comes to "sit-down" restaurants in America. Millions of people believe places like Chili's and Applebee's are "better" for you than a frozen meal from the store, only because the food is "freshly prepared" by a "chef" after the wage slaves take your order. But it's all the same frozen Sysco shit you get from anywhere else
>>69805878
at least theres more dietary fiber in the card board
>>69806652
I've thought about it but I have no idea where to start. I'm not wealthy but I have no debt and a great credit score. Tbh senpai I think I missed the train by a few years
>>69805338
>not just making your own mac and cheese.
Make up some cheddar cheese sauce and some macaroni. Maybe cut up some chicken and mix that in with some red hot sauce and make some Buffalo Chicken Mac'N'Cheese.
Or toss in some lobster meat.
Maybe dice up some ham, turkey, shred up a thin slice or two of prosciutto di Parma and some good quality salami, a good layer of garlic-seasons bread crumbs on top with some four-cheese blend and leave it in the oven juuust long enough to melt the cheese on top and get some fancy Mac and Cheese Bake going.
Fuck, I'm making myself hungry.
>>69803865
HH is criminally underrated. It's like the quintessential broke ass idk how to cook meal but it is so tasty. The pasta one is 10/10.
>>69803865
I like Hamburger Helper. Great way to easily eat lots of beef for bulking.
>>69803865
At least it's not Dinty Moore
>>69806067
Amy's is such a horrible racket
>>69806982
dinty moore is some of the worst shit ive ever had. fuck them and their stupid ass name
>>69806936
If the prices are still going up you haven't missed it yet. Be mindful though.
im glad I eat healthy and not just eat frozen sodium dispensers and sugar drinks.
>>69801841
I survived on this shit for a couple months while I stayed in a hotel for work. They actually aren't bad, but I'll never buy one again if I can help it. I'm pretty sure eating it every day gave me hemorrhoids. It's not a scientific deduction, but I'd never had hemorrhoids before and I haven't had them since.
>>69807132
m'sir. *tips top hat*
I, too, enjoy the finer things in life. No junk food ever passes my lips, no sir! Only flavorless gluten-free vegan-friendly, extremely overpriced """fresh""" produce is allowed to rot in my gut.
And every time I have a bite, I am immediately overwhelmed by pure euphoria.
>>69803428
Why do women have to do it that way?
>>69806254
>Four Twenty
DUDE
>>69805697
it's really most likely not american cheese, the pieces and uniform and don't have creases from the plastic or anything
>>69804624
If you're a spineless bitch instead of a "man" then yeah great meal.
>>69809722
if you are not fat, not american*
>>69801841
What's to explain? They're called TV dinners because we eat them while watching TV. DUH!
>>69801841
Fun fact: it isn't 1950 anymore and the only people in America who still eat that shit are children and white trash.
>>69810181
Fun fact: I never notice those meals until 2013.
>>69802084
reported
>>69804430
Amount per serving
>calories 1,030
>>69810668
Get out more
>>69804660
That looks fucking delicious, who gives a shit if it's unhealthy..
We''re all going to die anyway, at least enjoy it.
>This whole thread
>>69806184
someone's triggered
>>69811197
looks like shit and puke and unhealthy
>>69809591
he's probably using cheddar. the stuff you're talking about is """cheese"""
>>69805109
that's not butter, but an ersatz
>>69804660
Fried sandwiches like this are fantastic I don't get this meme
>>69806184
>not real
>he doesn't know
>>69806067
>literally too lazy to make pesto pasta
>>69805889
I'm not sure if you're aware, but a microwave is simply an apparatus to heat up something.
By this logic, stoves and ovens kill nutrients too.
Fucking momscience I swear
>>69803865
>cheeseburger macaroni
>beef stroganoff
I pretty much lived on these through high school since I was living with my dad post divorce. Amazing I got through puberty without any kind of acne problem considering the amount of shitty chemicals I was ingesting.
>>69801841
Not enough food tbqh.
>>69804820
>cheese is sliced and not white
>HURR PROCESSED KRAFT PLASTIK CHEESE FUCKING MURICANS LEL
>>69802019
is that 7.5x55 swiss? do you have a k-31? because if so sir I salute your patrician choices.
>>69811853
pesto is kind of a hassle to make
Also in my area, pine nuts are extremely expensive so it's more of a once in awhile thing for me
>there are people who really eat stuff like this
>there are people who don't have a gf who cooks you a homemade meal every day
>>69801841
You dump THAT shit in the microwave that looks like TV set. So ... It's kinda a nickname for this particular products. Got it, retard !! And ... "While watching TV" is too specific. You can do whatever you want to do with it, anon.
>>69803545
When your whole meal is the same shade of orange you really should look at yourself
Yurocuck here. I tried Twinkies the other day. Do Americans actually like them?
>>69804430
>64g of fat
>690mg cholesterol
>2090mg sodium
why do they sell this heartattack inducing meal
>>69804430
>231% daily cholesterol value
>>69812470
no, they make the inside of my mouth feel all greasy.
>>69812525
from what movie is this guy again
>>69801841
The microwave was invented. Then woman started getting jobs. No need for stay at home moms to make home cooked meals: just pop some garbage in the microwave, and shove it down your gullet in front of the all powerful TV.
