I'm at the local cinema and I'm thinking of asking them if they have crab legs, what do you think /tv/?
>>69801464
Do it, faggot.
>>69801464
Three words /b/ro
HELLA F*CKING EPIC
Worker: Hi, what can I get you?
You: D-do you (trails off, getting softer)
Worker: I'm sorry, what?
You: I'm doing a thing for the Internet.
Worker: Okay. Um, so, are you going to order something?
You: Do you (uncontrollable snickers) have (more snickers)
Worker: Please order something; there's a line.
If you were smooth you could totally do it, nobody would bat an eye, and the one sweaty fa/tv/irgin who has a job behind the counter might pass out from excitement when you wink at him.
Bruh are you at the Daly City theater I'm always there and its mad easy to hop theaters
>>69801881
Anyone here actually work a theater? If I ever see an extra-fedora looking man behind the counter I might try this.
what is wrong with crab legs? do you make noise while eating them? i'm not american and have never eating anything crab related.
>>69801660
settle down buddy
>work at a theatre
>some kid in a fedora and trenchcoat walks up
>How can I help you sir?
>[inaudible]
>Sorry, what was that?
>D--do you have any c--crabs legs? Hhheh heh...
>mfw I used to be a field scientist
>>69802114
it's a meme you dip real nigga hours smash dat like
>>69801979
I just saw The Nice Guys earlier there some dude actually brought in a pizza to eat
>>69802201
You missed me then I went to go seeDUDE WEED LMAO 2 WITH GIRLSand man was it WEAK
What's going on here.
crablegs are old and busted
abalone is the hip new kino food
>>69802039
Yes, I've used the singles policy joke on a young customer before they didn't understand obviously but it was hilarious to me
>>69801464
Since when were people allowed to take photos of the showers?
Holy shit, your cinema is lax. I bet the crab legs (if there ARE any) tend to be cold.
go back to playing Magic in the school library you fucking dweeb
>>69804321
>tfw missed game night tonight to smash instead
>>69801777
nice trips
