>After having prepared for lift-off with his last film, Only God Forgives, Danish director Nicolas Winding Refn has left the planet with The Neon Demon, a stultifyingly vapid, ponderously paced allegorical critique of the modeling world whose seethingly jealous inhabitants can’t wait to literally chew each other up and spit each other out. As stylish looking as the fashion industry’s most expensive photo shoots, this languorous, vampiric send-up of a field very close to movies, in that both are based to a great degree on good looks, fashion and the latest hot thing, could become a guilty pleasure for jaded scenesters and specialized audiences looking for the latest outré offering. But the Amazon Studios release will mostly be received with yawns, walk-outs and/or derision, as it was at the first Cannes press screening, where it was far more lustily booed than any other film this year.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/neon-demon-cannes-review-895905
IS OVER!
>Sour milk and fresh meat is more or less what Refn has been serving cinema-goers for years. That his most celebrated film, 2011’s Drive, went on to become a serious commercial hit now seems like some kind of bizarre accident. His latest is another work of zero artistic compromise – a glittering, etherised nightmare, drenched in cold sweat, with a dark, coiled-panther energy that springs at you in fitful, snarling bursts.
>It’s by far the most divisive film to have screened in competition at Cannes this year: before the end credits had even begun to roll, some audience members were already on their feet, yelling abuse at the screen.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2016/05/19/the-neon-demon-is-a-depraved-deliciously-divisive-nightmare---re/
>>69797298
>lustily booed
New niche porn genre when?
>>69797298
>Braindead Cannes drones boo another movie that probably isn't bad at all
What else is new?
>>69797298
Meh, those fags don't like anything
>>69797391
>tfw your ghost gf gives you a lusty boo
Why are Cannes critics such arseholes? That kind of behaviour is just childish and wouldn't be allowed in any other profession
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OP booed in /tv/
Who the fuck boos anymore?
Show some fucking respect.
>>69797403
>>69797562
Spoken like a true pleb.
What i believe went wrong in Cannes is what is generally wrong with many movie critics these days:political corectness.
While the average movie shown at Cannes is definitely of higher artistic value than your average blockbuster, it is met either with boos for being too daring, or by applause for just the same.
Noone ever looks at the film in general as a cinematography masterpiece (that i am almost certain this will be) anymore, it's just critics trying to get people to decide whether politically incorrect films are good or not.
NWR is getting so many mixed reviews just because of this, when all things considered his only divisive film should've been Only God Forgives. Anything from Pusher to Drive is pure Kino imo
>>69797403
>people at Cannes boo film
>Must mean it's good!
Ah, the good ol' contrarian comes through.
>>69797659
They're picky so people will think their tastes are exceedingly refined and will therefore pay more attention to them.
>>69797676
>Showing respect to plebs movies...
>>69797345
That's a misleadingly selective quote. He immediately qualified it:
>(It’s only fair to report there was also a phalanx of applauders, of which I was one.)
>>69797780
This film may be a lot of things, but it's not exactly meant for the plebs.
>To reveal anything about their plans for Jesse would only spoil the significant pleasures of swooning and retching your way through them yourself, though it’s worth highlighting that a prolonged sequence of lesbian necrophilia ticks off that elusive final box on this year’s on-screen depravity Cannes bingo card.
It may or may not be any good, but capeshit this is not.
>>69797659
>>69797676
This. Wtf. Critics booing at a film festival? Who are these fucking children.
http://theplaylist.net/cannes-review-nicolas-winding-refns-neon-demon-elle-fanning-20160519/
>Spectacular, gross and delicious (so unsavory it’s almost sweet), the film is more proof of Refn’s mastery of his trash aesthetic and more fun than anything this indulgent and empty-headed has any right to be. If he can ever find some meaning to attach all these glorious signifiers to, he might be on to something, but the wilfully surface, nasty camp of “The Neon Demon” will do just fine till that day comes. [B+]
>>69797298
>2016
>making a "critique" of the fashion industry
That kind of thing became old hat after Zoolander and likely way before that even.
Sort of how it's hard to make a proper Bond movie after Austin Powers.
Cannes is an actual fucking jokes
They loved boyhood and boo'd only god forgives
>>69797743
and you're being even more contrarian by disagreeing with him
>>69797298
>>69797975
you realize critique and parody are two very different things in execution right?
>>69797676
i like those numbers
>>69797763
SHES TOUCHING IT
>>69797298
>critics opinion
>relevant at all
They're just a bunch of crybabies that are paid to throw tantrums
>>69798049
>>69797743
We're talking about the French here. Giving their sensitive little snowflake opinions any credence is the contrarian position.
>>69797298
>Neon Demon
literally who?
>>69798049
>muh 18
You know this guy is either a pedo or really really gay.
Either way I love his movies so whatever
>>69798058
Neck thread when?
>>69798136
>>muh 18
American please go
coming from an american btw
>>69798172
24/7in my mind ;_;
>>69798049
Can he get any more based?
>>69798049
DELETE THIS
>>69798172
Cannes is at least good for premiere photos
>>69798191
>mfw it's 5:46 am and i'm literally here just to shitpost
>mfw I get no recognition
>mfw i stayed up for this
Just kill me already
>>69798049
he tried to do this, but he isn't Ryan Gosling and looks cringe
>>69798272
I honestly really liked OGF and think I'll like this too. Film criticism is a complete joke in the modern age with YouTube faggots and unemployed dudes with Wordpress blogs, almost none of which schooled or having extensively studied film, having the final word on whether or not something is good.
>>69798049
>dat amaranthine Refn nod at the end
>>69797712
hahah mate cinematography is not what makes a film good
everything needs to come together well, thats the mark of good direction. Not if one thing stands out but if it all fits together.
im steaming
>>69798011
cause boyhood is an 'above your head' masterpiece. Linklater actually has valid insight on philosophy and life in general. Only god forgives is strangely paced, and is obviously going to be met with mixed response, to expect otherwise is to be deluded.
>>69798310
Excellent lighting and beautiful backgrounds
I wish I worked there and was paid to watch movies
>>69798391
I just need to figure out what career path I need to take that will give me the most access to her neck.
>>69798356
I don't really argue with your reasoning, but when i see that a film only has cinematography and a bad plot, i would shit on it for its plot, not the misogyny of it.
I feel like this is what is happening here aswell.
>>69798473
Hairdresser?
Massage artist?Lover?
>>69798049
why does refn's autism give him the confidence to do shit like this but mine keeps me locked in my mom's basement fapping to celebrities' feet
>>69797676
Literally every film at Cannes gets booed.
REFN FAGS BTFO
>B-but muh Only God Forgives was a misunderstood masterpiece
>Critics don't know good cinema!
The complete critical and commercial failure of Neon Demon is going to be the most entertaining thing since BvS, all them delicious salty tears, all that rationalizing...
>>69797562
>>69797659
>>69797674
>>69797676
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>>69797790
>>69797911
>>69798011
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>>69798105
>>69798340
Look at all that butthurt already and it doesn't even have a wide release yet!
>>69798608
You're confusing butthurt with excitement.
>>69798608
>The complete critical and commercial failure of Neon Demon is going to be the most entertaining thing since BvS
Pretty much every one of his movies is a critical and commercial failure - except for Drive. This is nothing new.
>>69797298
>stultifyingly
Well kudos on sticking a big word in there, Hollywood reporter, but stultify is a transitive verb so fuck off with your shallow vocabulary.
>>69798608
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69798608
Who gives a fuck about critics? I'm just glad that there are still filmmakers who create weird fucking shit without trying to appease the audience
>>69798763
The Pusher trilogy, Bronson, Vahalla Rising all received great to solid reviews (and have 'fresh' ratings on rt for whats it worth).
>>69797580
A boo job?
>>69798608
>Caring about RT scores
Not saying it will be good, I really don't know since just like the rest of you I haven't seen it
>>69798608
yeah because critics are always right
>clockwork orange intensifies
>>69798608
11 patricians
13 plebs
>>69798769
>WHAT IS AN ADVERB
it's modifying vapid doe
So basically the same criticism that American Psycho received?
Can't Cannes film critics can't understand why you might make a movie about a shallow industry shallow in its narrative?
I only care about violence and Elle neck content
>>69797391
>lustily booed
Sounds like /tv/ made it Cannes. I wonder if anyone shouted "JUST!".
>>69798885
>can't understand why you might make a movie about a shallow industry shallow in its narrative?
>It's bad on purpose!
the movie sucks, get over it
>>69798049
WHAT
THE
FUCK
GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING
>>69798869
He's made the mistake of thinking that a verb which takes a direct object can make sense as an adverb.
It's like turning the verb "read" into "readingly"
Not that hollywoodreporter reads anyway
>>69798949
I'm a pleb: the post
>>69798976
but it does make sense as an adverb
>>69799002
>likes refn
>calls others pleb
I bet you think he's one of the best working directors.
I'm lmaoing @ your shit taste.
>>69798742
>>69798763
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>>69798849
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>>69798885
Keep the rationalizations coming, the tears are keeping me hydrated.
>>69799029
windows 10
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
opinion instantly disregarded
>>69798310
Wait until you see her other outfit
>>69799083
its my dad's comp, ree at him
>>69799058
>acting like you even know any patrician director other than the borderline commercial ones (eg goddard)
I enjoy refn as you probably would enjoy Tarantino. He makes films that dont shit on my tastes, and dont have much going on.
>>69799058
>not liking one of the best working directors
>>69799029
It really doesn't, stultify, in that and its other forms, takes a direct object, and implies a cause and effect relationship through it
Why the fuck am i talking about grammar, nobody cares
>>69799206
But it's modifying vapid
>vapid
>how vapid?
stultifyingly
that is, it's so vapid that it will cause a stultifying effect
>>69798049
no feminist articles yet?
>>69799058
Never said whether I liked him or not, all I said was that it seems very obvious that the narrative is supposed to reflect the characters and their shallow motivations.
Reading American Psycho is somewhat unpleasant because it's shallow, but that doesn't stop it being good.
>>69799254
That works as vapidly stultifying, but not the other way around.
>>69798608
only god forgives is one of the greatest films of all time. rt pleb critics and their cult of personality are literal guttertrash
>>69799331
>That works as vapidly stultifying, but not the other way around.
But then vapid would modify stultify, in which case the gerund "stultifying" would just be boring, non-stimulating, etc.
You're right, why the fuck am I talking about grammar
>>69798498
yeah because its not coherent with itself. there is such a good thing as a film with mind blowing camera work with shit substance. that is the true definition of pretentiousness. When you get to the high league of film-makers you realise that every film they make has had a lot of thought and time dedicated to it. honestly the only thing that matters is your personal reaction to it.
I dunno im just spouting bollocks most likely
>>69797298
Why are critics at film festivals more rowdy than blacks?
>being such a pathetic sack of shit that you actually boo a film.
what kind of sad little man cries and boos a fucking film? Jesus.
wew
What did she mean?
>>69800866
>that third pic from left to right
hnnggg
>>69800067
Hello fellow duckduckcuck
>>69797298
taxi driver and other well renowned movies were also booed, why do you base your potential like of a movie on faggots/critics from france?
>>69800997
You did cite one only though. And do you know about TD, right?
>>69800866
I suspect that somebody told this girl she had a nice neck at some point in life
>>69801129
yes, how perceptive of you to notice I only posted one example. cannes critics are notorious for being a raunchous bunch of pricks
Manet’s famous painting, “Olympia,” (1863) depicted a prostitute wearing a black ribbon around her neck. During this era, a ribbon around the neck could mean a woman was a prostitute.
Ballerinas used to wear chokers during their performances to show they were available after for other needs. Because they didn't make much, so they had to do a side job. You can see it in Degas' paintings.
Acting is now the most popular performing art for young girls, and actresses are the new ballerinas. The choker, however, is still used for the same purpose, especially by underage actresses being passed around Jewish elite in Hollywood.
Elle of course is trained as a ballerina, as you can see in multiple photoshoots or pics taken after her dance classes. In an interview with Elle magazine (ah!), the actress admitted that it's her secret dream to someday be a ballerina. The blonde starlet said: 'If this is a dream world where everything could become true - I’d want to be a ballerina.'
Her next project is the lead role in an animated film called 'Ballerina', which was bought at Cannes by Harvey Weinstein, the most powerful Jewish producer/sexual predator in the industry today.
variety.com/2016/film/festivals/ballerina-weinstein-co-cannes-elle-fanning-carly-rae-jepsen-1201772057/
>>69799073
keep the dank nigger memes coming too
>>69801228
Why haven't any actresses mentioned this?
Only God Forgives was really bad. If this movie is like that, then I'm not going to watch it.
It's a shame because Drive and Bronson are so good.
>>69801228
spooky
>The last two films I’ve seen have been met not just with boos but also with mocking laughter and angry curses. At the end of Nicolas Winding Refn’s The Neon Demon (Grade: C+), a dedication appears: “For Liv” (Winding Refn’s wife, Liv Corfixen). At my screening, this prompted, from the balcony, a loud cry of “Fuck you, Liv!” I admit to laughing, but the irony of the situation wasn’t lost on me: A man makes a film decrying insane attitudes toward women, yet it’s a woman who winds up taking the heat.
http://www.avclub.com/article/director-drive-heads-back-l-blunt-message-movie-237100
>>69798608
I don't care about this movie. I'm just annoyed to see the audience reception at Cannes used for anything but a laugh.
>>69797763
And yet every time Tarantino strolls on by he gets a standing ovation
>>69798049
was it rape?
>>69798049
BASED
He obviously learned that from the Goose
so did any of them give any legit reasons why they didn't like it other than the seeming hate boner they have for this guy?
>>69801335
wanna fight?
What film festivals are adults only, aka have behavior standards? Is Sundance alright?
>>69797298
Its all about when reddit going watch Pure Kino in Cannes
>>69801495
So God can cut off my hands after 90 minutes of pure boredom? No thanks.
>>69798049
Isn't he married?
He said in the press conf that Lars Von Trier tried to fuck his wife
>>69801312
MK ultra brainwashing obviously
Those who try to speak out get silenced or 'malfunction', like Amanda Byrnes
>>69798049
>>69801636
In case autists don't understand the context, he was kissing her as a reference to Gosling kissing him in 2011, hoping to recreate the moment as a joke. His wife is the blonde behind them, she's laughing.
>>69797298
Somehow this is getting more attention than Dolan's film
>>69801823
who is Dolan? lol
>French import millions of Muslims that shoot French people
>clap at their own extinction by demographics
>listening to the French ever
The French are all completely mentally ill. They are not capable of reason.
>Worse, when the dedication to Refn's wife, Liv, came onscreen, they booed her, too. "Basura!" shouted one Spanish critic. "Fuck you, Liv!" yelled another.
kek
>>69798475
Bravo Nolan
>>69797298
Holy shit is that her nipple?
>>69797298
People boo at one of the most prestigious film festivals in the world? Normal movie goers don't even do that when they watch a bad film. Kids don't even do that at school concerts.
>>69797298
Either Refn's movies are good or bad is debatable yet they are definitely visually rich and interesting enough to get someone through one sitting.
>>69802512
Cannes is full of wine swirlers, they dont like anything that has violence in it because its "weak story telling", and prefer black and white film student movies filmed in one room with 2 people talking the whole movie.
Even if you dont like the movie you dont fucking boo it, next time he shows a movie at these things he should have a camera turned at the audience to see who exactly are these people and ask their specific opinion and why they didnt like it at the end of it.
>>69797298
>that prose
Will tryhard critics ever achieve self-awareness? This reads like the kind of parody people have been making of shitty critics for years.
>>69798817
> it's not FOR critics
>>69798608
>he needs a website to tell him how to experience works of art
kek
>>69802662
>Even if you dont like the movie you dont fucking boo it, next time he shows a movie at these things he should have a camera turned at the audience to see who exactly are these people and ask their specific opinion and why they didn't like it at the end of it.
Yea I agree. I really didn't know the festival was filled with people who are that pretentious.
>Lost River booed
>The Neon Demon booed
Will they get back together?
>>69802662
The only reason this shit happens is because the barrier of entry to "getting into" television and film is so low in comparison to, for example, paintings. Has anyone ever booed a painting?
>>69802944
Literally yes
>>69802512
>Normal movie goers don't even do that when they watch a bad film
This fat nigger yelled "SKIP IT" after a screening of Cloverfield which was hilarious since some newspaper critic who was clearly already upset that the common man was in his screening said "NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION"
>>69797298
>pretentious film snobs gathering at most prestigious and film festival on earth
>literally fucking yell "boo" at the movie
What a bunch of fags
>>69797298
Yeah I'm gonna take into high consideration the opinions of some libtards oldfucks who awarded that lesbian shitty movie as best movie of the year, just to be progressive.
>>69797298
but what did Armond have to say? the only critic worth consulting.
>>69804175
You're confusing a lot of things there, while being fully stupid and fallacious about others, dear /pol/
>>69802915
goose + nwr + cliff martinez again pls
>>69804251
haha suck a dick faggot
>>69802915
Lost River kind of sucked though
>Look at meeee I'm David Lynch
>>69804294
Wish all arguments with people found me more people as retarded as you. It's too easy
>>69804390
That's another anon, retard.
>>69804251
I confused nothing, it got the Golden palm in 2013.
Now go prep the bull, your wife demands it cuck.
>>69804379
shut up faggot
>>69797975
Kingsman did it though.
Besides Austin Powers was just a parody of the Connery films. Never went further than that.
>>69804379
There's nothing wrong with wearing your influences on your sleeve, especially with your debut film.
It was pretty good, the only real flaws were the curse subplot and le crazy scissors man
>>69804427
>le other anon excuse
Ha. Not only you were confused, but you actually don't even see how you are being dumb
>>69801358
>trying this hard to find irony
Does this faggot actually think people are blaming "Liz" for Refn's movie's?
>>69797298
Who the fuck boos a movie?
I mean I already think booing live sports and especially comedians is bad (unless it's something underhanded in sports), but a fucking film? Are their people who boo books and art painting too?
>>69797975
Kickass exists and capeshit is stronger than ever
>>69804567
Either is that or just plain sexism. What other reason would there be to take it on his wife?
>>69797298
Her face is really asymmetrical.
>>69798049
RYAN GOSLING BEFORE
AND NOW THIS?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69805207
All faces are to some extent
>>69800997
French have fag-tier artistic tastes.
This is not a bullshit stereotype. This is the truth.
I've been there and seen the horror. It's real ppl.
>>69798272
>those pale legs
>>69798049
ONE OF US
N
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F
U
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>>69805254
>All faces are to some extent
I'm saying the extent to which her face is asymmetrical is large.
One eye is significantly higher than the other.
>>69798049
>he did it to my husbando
>now he's doing it to my waifu
SOMEBODY STOP HIM
THIS IS NOT OK
>>69804390
you didn't make an argument.
therefore i told you to suck a dick. now get sucking cuck.
>>69798049
The girl on the right quickly gets onto the phone to avoid embarassment
>>69797298
people get paid to boo at films shown at the cannes so that the critics will favor it less than the other
cannes is a game and money is the konami code
>>69805396
The 'argument' was yours. Being it so confused and stupid I accused it. Then there's your childishness.
>>69801758
>i-it was just a reference
>I actually fingered her pussy at night as a reference to that porn I watched last night!
>>69798391
Jesus christ.
Elle was always kinda cute, but this is insane, she went from a kinda ayy lmao looking loli, to this.
Puberty is a kind and benevolent god.
>>69805577
So you think that's someone high-quality? Heh
>>69805502
not an argument. suck a dick faggot.
>>69805569
kek
>>69805756
Amazing
>>69805873
amazing how gay you are
>>69806235
Considering your obsession, maybe it's time to come out.
>>69806562
considering you are projecting it's obvious you are gay
>>69806235
>>69806562
>>69806598
we /middleschool/ now
>>69805086
Nobody seemed to be though.
They watch a movie they hate with "dedicated to Liz" at the end and yell out "Fuck you Liz!" That's not sexism or blame that's a poor attempt at riffing.
>>69806598
You don't even know your original point anymore, retard. Just this tiresome >le gay business.
>>69806739
someone made an argument
you made a faggy insignificant objection
i called you a fag
you validated my claim via your behavior
repeat ad nauseum
im going to enjoy this movie a great deal
>>69806839
It isn't an insignificant objection. The whole claim is full of confusion about the reality and stupidity as justification. After, tantrums and non-consideration of the matter or the errors of your eway.
>>69807048
the original guy supported his argument with examples you just acted like a butt hurt homo
>>69797659
This, sound like a bunch of babies
>>69807078
Incredible, so you're just a white-knight for imbecility or someone high on the autism. And his 'argument', as said before, was full of confusion and stupidity.
>>69807313
the other poster told you from the very beginning i wasn't the one who wrote the post you fagged about
you're white nighting for a bunch of faggot rich commie niggers not sure why you care about that point
nu-male cuck
>>69801920
Lol Cannes sounds awesome.
>>69807390
Really doesn't matter if it's one schizoid or many, my defense isn't for 'faggot rich commie niggers', that's your idiotic /pol/ way of thinking. Barely matters now the correction of that initial fallacious post, the crowd is bad.
>>69798974
lol
>>69807048
>>69807078
>>69807313
ITT: Tryhard faggots in a micropenis measuring contest
>>69807494
cute gal, but she has such an ugly looking chin
>>69797298
this keeps getting posted, there's been a thread about it since it supposedly got booed
fuck off hollywood jews
>y-you shouldn't be allowed to boo, t-that's disrespectful, you should like everything!
Hahaha are you faggots for real or just one samefag?
>>69807475
you know you're getting btfo in an argument when you don't even have a position to defend
>>69798049
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69807572
Lovely, as has been through all the way. The first post was confused and stupid. The rest is dancing around and not recognizing it.
>>69798049
>She actually closes her eyes when he kisses her and laughs about it
>He just cucked his wife in front of an audiance
You can't get more based than that.
>>69798608
reminder that actual kino always gets canned by critics upon release, and average flicks/moneymakers will always get high praise
>inb4 'but so does paul blart, does that make paul blart kino too?'
>>69800866
MORE
>all style, no substance
Can we round up every critic and reviewer who says this and shoot them yet?
>>69798303
Is Cannes all white men?
>>69798049
>>69807644
some say he is still posting 'confused and stupid' to this day
>>69807812
Dance more
>>69800446
this
>>69801180
probably her sister
>>69802359
let me check
no, it's not
>>69797911
>Who are these fucking children.
Middlebrow Europeans.
Possibly the most arrogant pseuds on the planet.
homos like ebert booed wild at heart too but now that's widely considered by patricians as one of the best of all time.
Neon Demon will be great just like that other masterpiece Only God Forgives.
>>69797298
>before the end credits had even begun to roll, some audience members were already on their feet, yelling abuse at the screen.
are they 12? it's a fucking movie it cant hurt you
>>69807400
lol that says everything. Its going to be great
He's probably mad that elee didnt get cucked by some black and instead fucks white dudes
>>69800866
>first pic to the left
>>69798475
LMAO
>>69800866
how long before she gets blacked
>>69807770
those are photographers. one or two are female, most are men.
cannes is a rich person city in france. it's not strange to find an all "white" population there in the middle of europe. it's not new york or soemthing.
>>69808373
>homos
citation needed
>ebert booed wild at heart
citation needed
> widely considered by patricians as one of the best of all time
It's very good, but the claim is false.
>like that other masterpiece Only God Forgives
Ah, just a Refn fanboy
>>69808580
> it's not strange to find an all "white" population there in the middle of europe
>LE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>LE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69797712
Did you watch Fear X? That one was literally horrible. And i'm not exaggerating.
They also give standing ovations to garbage so I wouldn't take the cannes audience's opinion at face value.
>Clerks 2 got an 8 minute standing ovation
>>69809360
Clerks 2 is a great film
>>69797712
Your bait instincts are close but not quite fully formed (that last line really gives you away). I won't boo your efforts though you have promise
>>69798608
The average critic rating is pretty impressive though. It means the people who liked it REALLY liked it.
>>69809360
Nobody but stupid retards take it at face value. As we're on /tv/...
>>69797345
>it's so bad people actually got up on their feat and yelled
At least it got a reaction. Or is this normal for French audiences?
>>69798049
Is that Mark Duplass?
>>69809519
no he's more of a sundance or tribeca guy if you catch my drift haha
>>69797298
>received with yawns, walk-outs and/or derision, as it was at the first Cannes press screening
>>69797345
>before the end credits had even begun to roll, some audience members were already on their feet, yelling abuse at the screen.
>>69801358
>At my screening, this prompted, from the balcony, a loud cry of “Fuck you, Liv!”
since when were people at cannes literally 12 years old
>>69798049
Is he living the life everyone of us dreamt of?
>>69809615
most critics are literally entitled children with no taste or understanding of film
>style over substance is always bad hurr durr
ive no idea why refn even bothered submitting it
>>69800866
I understand I will be hated for this, but she's not really that pretty. She will be in TND though
>>69809681
>kissing (and definately being cucked by) ryan gosling
>kissing (and probably fucking) elle fanning
Yes
>>69809696
Because the rewards of exposition are bigger than these little nuisances of a partial rejection, refnbabby.
>>69798049
FUGGGG
>>69798475
SHUT IT DOWN
>>69797298
>booed by Cannes
Thats like getting shitposted on /tv/.
No reasonable cinephile should give a fuck.
>>69798049
100% based our guy confirmed.
>>69797298
Didn't they boo Fire Walk With Me too?
Niggas just don't know a good movie, I'll just pirate it when it's out and see it for myself.
>>69797298
that's rude, i mean it's a festival not a football game
>>69798608
Films booed at Cannes:
>Pulp Fiction
>Taxi Driver
>Inglorious Basterds
>Southland Tales
>The Tree of Life
Ok lad.
Were the ones "rationalising".
>>69798049
can't deafen the Refn
>>69811414
One of these isn't like the others...
>>69811414
>>Pulp Fiction
they gave it a palm
>>69811457
And yet the audience still booed it.
English motherfucker do you speak it?
>>69798049
she's ugly as fuck, i bet he prefered the goose kiss
>>69811470
>cannes thread
>english
>>69811470
You're the kind of retard who populates these threads overreacting on audiences' reactions. Their importance is minor and you spergs go rabid.
>>69797345
>before the end credits had even begun to roll, some audience members were already on their feet, yelling abuse at the screen.
Jesus christ imagine sitting down to watch a film with these degenerates.
>>69811575
As opposed to the reaction of the "jury", which is made up by former actors/directors etc?
Irony thy name is tv-fag.
>>69798049
>>69798049
Oh my god wasn't he a beta?
SO BASED
>>69812130
Hes an autist.
High functioning autists are usually so good at their craft that they appear Alpha to the layman.
>>69798049
clap clap
>>69809476
When americans would clap french people yell at shit
>>69798049
Why is he touching her?
>>69812471
Because artists in general have a muse. This extends to the physical.
>>69801712
>tfwnomkultragf
>>69797911
It's part of the tradition at cannes. This sort of behavior is encouraged and expected. They boo at every bad movie, it doesn't mean "Neon Demon" is exceptional.
>>69797298
what a word vomit
>>69812584
>Mistress Gillies will never EVER roll her eyes at your tiny penis then give you a pity handjob anyway
;__;
>>69799416
t>>69799331
stultifyingly is a word and you have to be retarded to say otherwise
everyone knows words which originate as an adjective or verb and are used as adverbs
deaf -> deafen -> deafening -> deafeningly
stultify -> stultifying -> stultifyingly
insult -> insulting -> insultingly
arouse -> arousing -> aroundsingly
you get the point
the reason "readingly" doesn't work is that "read" demands an object, like "kissed"
>>69812641
This should be a sticky, so retards stop getting fakely outraged
