7. Remakes Are Nothing New (And They'll Always Be Here)
6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
3. Ghostbusters Has Already Been Ruined (Multiple Times)
2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
http://whatculture.com/film/7-reasons-men-need-to-relax-about-the-new-ghostbusters-movie?page=8
YEAH! CALM DOWN MAN BABIES
>>69795112
>You don't actually have to watch it
Wow thats pretty sexist against women right there
I hope they harass whoever wrote this article.
>>69795112
liberal logic, "if you dont like it dont watch it!"
except with everything else "if we dont like it, then you dont like it either"
>>69795152
This retard sounds like she'd make a good 4chan shitposter.
>10 reasons why clickbait and feminism need to stop giving each other reach-arounds.
>when I read the 9th reason my balls dropped to the floor and I sang Ave Maria
>>69795112
>you don't have to watch it
>but we'll publicly ridicule you if you say you won't watch it
>>69795271
Considering they cast Mogilla Gorilla, doubtful
>7. Remakes Are Nothing New (And They'll Always Be Here)
So I can't hate a shit film because there will always be shit films...okay
>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
Really? Then how come they're not funny?
>5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
They can also stand by when it bombs
>4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
I couldn't care less
>3. Ghostbusters Has Already Been Ruined (Multiple Times)
>hey it's okay if it sucks because other things have sucked too!
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Implying they have the balls to say otherwise
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Good
And fuck the roastie who wrote this.
>>69795112
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Funny. I recall Patton Oswalt and a legion of egotistical hypocrites going out of their way to mock and deride a kind man for calmly reasoning his way to this conclusion.
But maybe I'm just imagining that.
>people not going to see a shit movie because it's looks shit is a "boycott" now
The people who complain about Ghostbusters are the same group of retards who keep seeing Michael Bay's Transformer movies.
Just putting that out there.
>>69795112
>good enough for bill murray
Wasn't he gonna get sued if he refused?
The real ghostbusters 3 was a video game made in like 2009; this is the cutscene movie and it's pretty good (the script was made by Akroyd and features the voice overs of all the original cast)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT83HqkrlQM
>>69795112
>you don't actually have to watch it
But don;t say your not or else your a sexist like the AVGN
RELAX RELAX
>>69795112
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Only because they would get sued if they didn't do it
>>69795112
>T-the boys don't w-want to w-watch me!!!
Shit never ends.
From the kindergarten playground, to the board rooms of big business, and to the entertainment industry, little girls never grow up and always cry when the boys don't give them the attention they think they deserve.
>>69795446
>complaining about the people who complain
you can't fence-sit and play at the same time you conflicted dork
>>69795112
>you don't have to watch it
Okay I won't then
First one was meh, nerd catnip. New looks like shit and normies couldn't care less
Reminder that the audience for these flicks are autistic children and manchildren so feigs humor will fail to deliver here.
>>69795112
Why do these faggots think insulting us will make us take their side? I know it works on cucks like them, but can they truly not comprehend not having a cuck mentality?
This article is sexist considering it doesn't acknowledge that there are Women who are against it as well
also lol at Bill Murray being onboard. Only because he was threatened to be sued by Sony if he didn't.
>another ghostbusters thread
I want /v/ to leave
>>69795528
>us
wew but you're spot on with them being catastrophically retarded
>>69795456
I watched one of the two playthrough movies (most of the action cut down to an acceptable level to make sense while viewing) a couple of months ago. If you took the roughly 2.5 hours or whatever and did some editing.. it could really work for a fan project GB3 under 2 hours.
>>69795152
>Referring to haters as man-baby
>Types like a baby in order to be ironic
>Mfw this makes her look even stupider than those 'man-babies' who don't like a trailer for what looks like a shitty fucking movie
>Mfw I have no face
>>69795112
>7. Remakes Are Nothing New (And They'll Always Be Here)
And they are mostly shit
>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
Sony is making it, their leader can't even type in non-caps nor spell proud
>5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
See above
>4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
Not even boycotting
>3. Ghostbusters Has Already Been Ruined (Multiple Times)
Good People have already been murdered (multiple times), let's not stop it
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Just like alien 3 was "good enough" for weaver and how Garfield was good enough for Murray
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Don't intend to
>he talks shit about Real Ghostbusters
Are you fucking serious?
>>69795112
>Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
>>69795112
>It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray
yeah he was all about it, bitch. couldn't wait.
>5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
What the fuck kind of argument is that? Of course they're backing it they fucking made it you moron
>>69795271
>>69795112
>Women
>Comedy
What?
>>69795642
Yeah it feels jarring due to their cultural marxism lovefest
>>69795112
>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
>(And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
>linking to trash
I DON'T NEED TO FUCKING RELAX! YOU CAN'T TELL ME SHIT!
YOU SAY MEN ARE FAGGOTS AND WORTHLESS NEED TO FUCKING DIE AND THEN TURN AROUND TELL ME TO RELAX
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
if you're still getting mad at this shit you are literally worse than the sjws
The evidence to support that this guy is really dumb is the fact that he didn't even bother to research why they added "Real" into the title of the cartoon Ghostbusters.
>>69795112
>7. Remakes Are Nothing New (And They'll Always Be Here)
True.
>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
They are comedic actors, true. Kristen Wiig is OK. Feig is a hack though.
>5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
OK?
>4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
Am I boycotting everything I don't watch? Did I boycott Star Wars because I haven't seen it yet?
>3. Ghostbusters Has Already Been Ruined (Multiple Times)
So let's ruin it again?
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Bill Murray has made tons of shit films.
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Thanks! I won't.
>>69795112
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Excuse me, but wasn't Bill along with the remaining living original cast contractually obligated to appear or else they'd be slapped with a fat lawsuit? Didn't the leaked sony emails basically have them waiting for harold raimis's death to prey on the ghostbusters property?
>>69795456
the pacing is weird because videogame, but this is actually pretty good. 25 minutes in and have had several good keks already
>>69795112
Pretty hypocritical.
>>69795152
Women were a mistake.
>>69795112
>good enough for bill murray
The cameos of the old cast: They appear to be random strangers they ran into throughout the movie and are out of character thus probably confirming they are not their old characters who have moved on with other jobs. Nothing explaining regarding what happened to the old GB’s or their opinions on the new GGB’s
Bill Murray = a Skeptic. His lines aren’t good and he’s kinda stiff “WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO CATCH GHOSTS??!! THATA GIRL!!!” he gets killed when pushed out a window by the rock concert dragon ghost. He convinced the GGB’s to let it out as proof in their tiny Chinese restaurant HQ. (Did I mention everyone is stupid in this movie?)
Dan Aykroyd = Cab driver who refuses to drive them when NYC is in havoc “I aint ‘fraid of no ghosts” he says in a hard NY accent. This scene was alright.
Annie Potts = Now a hotel lobby clerk answering the phone WHATTAYA WANT??
Sigourney Weaver = A mentor of McKinnon who is disappointed but approves of McKinnon’s work at the end of the movie
Ernie Hudson = Jone’s uncle who owns a hearse company. When he finds out that they lost the ghostbusters car, Jones wants another one. Hudson says “I got four funerals this weekend. I can’t do it with one hearse. Jone’s says “Cant you do two at a time?” Hudson replies “Im not stackin em like flapjacks!”
Harold Ramis = ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE (he’s not in the movie obviously but I’m positive he would see this movie as a disgrace)
>>69795456
They couldn't get Rick Moranis or Sigourney Weaver on board.
The main chick the game is about was supposed to be Sigourney Weavers character but they had to change it to some other chick.
That game was SO cash.
>>69795152
>women calling others immature
>>69795152
Now read that in heavy's voice.
>>69795112
can we please wait until the movie actually comes out before getting outrageously butthurt/defensive about it?
>>69795472
What's the story behind this?
They could be sued if they didn't want to be involved in this reboot?
On what grounds?
>rest of the original cast
Did Ramis call from jew heaven?
>>69795152
We need you now more than ever, Hitler.
>>69795847
>IT JUST DIDNT MAKE SENSE TO ME
>BASED RICK MORANIS
>You dont have to watch it
How deluded are these people.
>>69795603
They should have just made a movie based on Extreme. Delicious goth chick.
>>69795112
> you don't have to watch it you know
Tell that to James Rolfe.
You feminazis are sending out some serious mixed messages here.
>>69795925
Do you actually have to watch it?
>>69795152
is this the easiest (you)s picture? Saved
>>69795953
I'm referencing the AVGN incident.
Clearly not watching it is not an option in their minds
>>69795152
This woman sounds like she's projecting some bizarre fetish.
>Baby man need diaper change!
>Baby man suckle mommy's breast!
>>69795212
>if you dont like it dont watch it
>if you dont watch it you are a rapist
Confused
>>69795969
Post as thread on /b/
Guaranteed replies .
>>69795988
ah, fair enough. didnt make that connection
>>69795152
If your going to insult us, change your fucking twitter picture so you dont look like a complete dick bag
>>69795112
>every one involves comedy better than you
Go fuck yourself were the audience. As the consumer I can tell them to suck a dick if I don't like the product
>it's a "The author of a shitty clickbait article shills their garbage article" episode
>>69795112
>men are evil if they dont want to see this crappy remake because it features womyn and they're all misogynists
I hate this gay fucking world, we need a nuke or for Islam to start invading.
>>69795456
good game
good sequel
>>69795681
>>69796048
Hopefully it's the latter as it'd be ironic. Thank goodness I'm not American though
Anything on WhatCulture that isn't made by Adam is instantly shit.
>>69796048
We need to colonize on another planet and set our own fucking rules.
>>69795112
>getting mad over click bait
I thought you were better than this /v/
>>69796038
1000x this
It's a troll article
>>69795112
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Are you sure? That's not what I've been hearing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
>>69795112
>4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
>shitty reboot needs audience
>uses feminism and taunts teens and neckbeards
>succeeds to advertise itself massively
fucking retards, i just watched the trailer, sighed and moved on. stop chimping out.
>>69796356
Normies won't give a shit about this and will probably have the same reaction due to 9gag faggotry
>>69796318
lol ops
>>69795112
>You don't have to watch it
AND YET WHEN ROLFE SAID THAT YOU THREW A HUGE FIT
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69795112
>Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF
JUDGEMENTAL BITCH
>>69795472
Let's also not forget that even if Murray wasn't going to get sued, he voiced Garfield twice so he's really not above having a shitty role for a quick paycheck.
>>69795152
>>69795112
What Culture is a cesspool of UK ducks who make the most inane lists of all time. They complain about real sex and gore in movies.
>>69795112
>You know you don't have to watch it right
Ah they are trying to rewrite history after watching the thing with James reverse on them.
>>69795112
7. Nirvana fallacy / appeal to tradition
6. Appeal to authority
5. Circular reasoning
4. Nirvana fallacy again
3. False equivalence
2. Appeal to authority again
1. Irrelevant conclusion
>>69796434
>>69795271
The marketing killed this film.
>female Hangover
>it's actually just women with grand egos and shitting themselves
McCarthy was shockingly alright in it though.
>>69796383
Normies are going to flock to the theaters. It's Ghostbusters, but with women. Normies like Ghostbusters, normies like women, ergo they'll love this movie.
Prove me wrong.
>>69795112
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray
BECAUSE THEY FUCKING BLACKMAILED HIM YOU FUCKING CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69795112
>clickbait
You are all dummies
>>69795112
>3. Ghostbusters Has Already Been Ruined (Multiple Times)
>Cited reasons are Ghostbusters 2, Real Ghostbusters, and Extreme Ghostbusters
Wow.
>>69795152
Why is she speaking like Bizarro?
>>69795395
>good enough for Bill Murray
Yeah, when you're getting fucking blackmailed with a lawsuit I guess it's good. Amy "Obama will love the Butler" Pascal strong armed him to be in the movie. That's why he's in it.
Seriously, more people need to learn the real behind the scenes of this scummy, slimy movie with an inane producer and self righteous cunt of a director.
>>69796233
Makes sense
LOOK AT THIS YOU IDIOTS
IT'S A FUCKING TROLL ARTICLE
HE KNEW HE'D GET HATE FOR IT
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND GIVING IT ATTENTION
>>69796233
>>69795755
Your Star Wars boycott didn't work, FAG.
>>69796519
The 'Real' Ghostbusters cartoon is without a doubt the best tv cartoon of the 1980s. To say that it was a mistake just because it doesn't hold up now after 30 years would be idiotic. I'd argue that it does, but at the time it was fucking fantastic, especially if you were a kid.
>>69796489
Literally no one but manchildren and old people give a shit about Ghostbusters
>>69796233
I was just pretending to be retarded.
>Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
>women
>understanding comedy
>>69795395
>>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
They cast unfunny comedians, written by failed comedians by an asshole director for a money hungery studio that has a history of fucking fans over.
>>69796563
>It's ok because he was only pretending to be retarded
>You can write whatever you want free from criticism as long as you call it trolling
>>69796599
You could have said the same thing about Marvel characters before the MCU.
>>69796585
the show only went to shit when the creators were forced by some shitty PR group (that actually did't do any time of research) to make changes to the show. The original show before then was actually diverse for its time. Janine wasn't an idiot, and Winston wasn't just the guy who drove the car.
But if they understand comedy better than everyone else, how come they're failing to make anyone laugh?
>>69796630
When will this stop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXohVvSUed4
Only watch and read the comments if you are absolutely prepared to reach a state beyond anger.
>>69796547
Where'd this come from? The E-mail leaks?
>>69796563
>>69796624
the clear signs that he's pretending that he's retarded is he talks trash about the Real Ghostbusters, which everyone knows Ghostbuster fans love, plus he gets the "Real Ghostbusters" name thing wrong and he claims Bill Murray is on board willingly when most people know he was forced due to the Sony leaks.
>>69796670
Like I said, it got increasingly popular due to 9gag faggotry and children.
This will alienate audiences as they don't know how to react to the shitty trailers. Not to say Sony is shit when it comes to their tentpoles, they should just do stuff with Michael de luca and Trigger street and spend all of their shekels to Sony pictures classics. Sorry to break it for you but your meme franchise will get anally raped in the box office
>>69795152
we could raid the person who wrote this
>INB4 not your personal army
this is why 4chan is irrelevant and doesn't do shit nowadays
>>69796812
Dude... no.
fuckin'... You lot
>>69796813
Raiding just leads to shit like Gamergate, which hurts the cause more than anything.
>>69796812
BRAVO NOLAN
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>>69796830
hothead leave
Women can be funny, the problem is that women have a harder time being funny to men. Because women are different and the thing that makes comedy work for most people is being able to relate to the situation in a joke. There's really smart female comedians that know this and try to style their comedy so that it's broader and more relatable to non-females, but when you do broad comedy you run the risk of watering it down, then it's funny to no one. Comedy is hard.
>>69795112
>Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
im-fucking-plying
>>69796813
That's /b/. Take that shit over there. You're better than this.,
>>69795112
>Everyone involved understands movies better than you
Does Sony understand movies better than anyone at this point?
>>69795212
"If you don't like spousal abuse, just don't beat your wife."
>>69796785
>Sorry to break it for you but your meme franchise will get anally raped in the box office
I hope so. Fuck nostalgia grabs.
Bane?
Articles like this are written in desperation.
They KNOW the movie is going to bomb so they're trying to make people feel guilty about it.
Has Sony Pictures made a single good film?
I guess there's Men in Black III.
>>69796950
>The Social Network
The best of the decade retardo. Fucking /v/
>Sony's latest shitty remake bombs
>Sony throws a temper tantrum
>says "FINE. Then we just won't make any more movies for you stupid nerds!!!"
>Earth celebrates
>>69796774
Yes. They said they will sue him.
Also they shunned Ivan Reitman from production, which I'm sure is a violation considering I'm sure he's got some form of ownership.
That's why I'm avoiding this movie. It's spiky business. I'm sure most movies are but I can see the passion come through some like a David Fincher film.
>>69795112
>you don't have to watch it
Ok, I will not. here are my reasons...
>OMG I CAN'T EVEN! HOW MYSOGYNYSTYC OF YOU NOT WATCHING MUH PERFECT FEMINIST TAKEOVER OF A BELOVED FRANCHISE
>Patton "I have to defend the movie because my wife makes a cameo in it" Oswald
>>69795112
>It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Sony-Might-Sue-Bill-Murray-Playing-Ball-Ghostbusters-68651.html
>>69796775
how the fuck can he be forced to be in a movie?
>>69796931
At this point, they just want the movie to succeed so they can win an Internet argument.
>>69795590
Alien 3 was pretty good desu but I get your point
>>69797048
There was something in his contract about it.
>>69795112
>Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work
Why are they trying to push people never planning on watching this to begin with as a boycott? Boycotts are intentionally not buying something you'd like as a form of protest not deciding that some movie is too shitty for your time.
>>69795112
amy plz leave
>>69797048
Google it.
Keywords: Ghostbusters, 2016, Bill Murray, Sue
You might get a Mary Sue site though.
>>69795271
then why all of their movies suck so fucking bad?
>>69795112
>7. Remakes Are Nothing New (And They'll Always Be Here)
So is female genital mutilation. Should we do it too?
>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
Not true. The guy and the actress that made that "fat woman shits on a sink" are on it
>5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
Because they made it and want mone back no matter what. People selling polished shit are the same
>4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
Not true
>3. Ghostbusters Has Already Been Ruined (Multiple Times)
Yes. So? The other times it wasn's an actual theather movie
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Not true. They all opposed to it, and the studio had to blackmail them to cameo in it
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Someone sait that like 3 days ao and you got triggered by it
>watches commercial for product
>commercial fails to convince me that I should spend my money to obtain product
>BOYCOTT
>>69795112
>7 reasons we can make a shit movie
>>69796409
He thought the director was one of the Fargo guys
>>69795681
>man says he's not going to see a movie because he doesn't think he'll like it
>literally national news
I thank god every day that Major League exists.
>>69797048
>>69797024
>Literally the post right above yours >>69797024
You blind, nigga
>>69795212
This.
When SJW's don't like something, they demand that it be cancelled/changed so NOBODY else can enjoy it.
But here, "lol, just ignore it!".
>>69796707
have we started the busting?
>>69795681
>how can he be masturbating when we see both of his hands
top kek
>>69795271
Bridesmaids sucked so much shit. I will never, ever trust my sisters taste again. Women are immune to comedy
>>69795112
>mfw Lord Kek wills that this movie will bomb horribly in theaters and it does
>>69795112
>6. Everyone Involved Understands Comedy (And Movies) Better Than You
No, this is a movie created by Amy Pascal.
I legitimately think I understand "comedy" better than she ever has and ever will.
>>69796013
>Nobody had a problem with the new GHOSTBUSTERS until the bad trailer came out. Before that, everyone was like, "Cool, new GHOSTBUSTERS."
imagine being as retarded as this guy
Couldnt they just cast four women?
>>69795112
>4. Your Boycott Probably Won’t Work (And If It Does You Won’t Know)
and so it begins
>>69795220
Kek
>>69796974
>The Social Network is good
nice meme faggot
Based BroTeam.
>>69797320
No, so it ends
>>69795681
>Man makes video saying he doesn't want to watch a movie
>Journalists write articles calling him a disgusting manchild
>Celebrities tweet to their millions of followers calling him disgusting and saying that his wife hates him
How can these people possibly think they're the good guys?
>>69795112
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
BUT THEY GOT MAD AT JAMES FOR NOT WANTING TO WATCH IT!!
>>69795681
>avgn actually reviews it
>gives it a shit score
>feminists still bitch
I'm female and I think the movie looks bad. Am I sexist?
>>69797341
Prove me wrong
But be honest /tv/, is it a race thing? Or is it a gender thing because I'm confused as hell right now.
>>69797462
Yes. AND you have a small dick.
>>69797462
internalized sexism baka
>>69797462
You happen to have a brain so yes
Do people even know what "boycott" means? Choosing not to watch a movie because it looks like shit is not a boycott.
>>69797343
>Internet Nobodies
These are highly influential bloggers in the world of Manchild Feminism.
At this point. I want it to be not only good but fucking fantastic just to spite you all you whiny shits.
>>69797434
It's just a prank bro!
>>69797543
I dunno a bunch of the 'writers' talking shit seem like literally whos
>>69797548
Everybody wants it to be good, dumbass. If it looked good no one would care.
>>69797462
That depends, are you in London?
>>69796950
>Has Sony Pictures made a single good film?
Yes you dumb piece of shit.
They've been fucking up quite a bit recently but that doesn't discredit anything they've done before.
Fucking /v/.
>>69795112
>It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray
You mean after they threatened to sue him?
>>69797462
p-post pics of your hair
m-m'lady
>>69797637
The overreaction from the people who hate the trailers or the overreaction from the people who hate the people who hate the trailers?
>>69796048
No anon, it's simple. If you don't want to watch it, just don't watch it. It's that simple.
Just remember if you don't watch it you're a fucking racist, transphobic child rapist.
Just remember that, you fucking limp dick loser.
But seriously, don't take this movie so seriously.
>>69796233
>I said stupid shit that I hope gets me attention that I can then complain about to get more attention
The hero we deserve.
>>69795112
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
So why are they getting so upset at James Rolfe then?
>>69797419
The same way Liberals crash Trump rallies in an attempt to shut them down (i.e. limit Freedom of Speech), throw rocks at motorists, assault Trump-supporters and burn American flags, yet STILL think they are the "good guys" and they people they are attacking are the "bad guys".
Liberalism is a fucking religion.
Anything and everything you do to destroy your opponents is justified, the same way Shiites justify setting Sunni Muslims on fire in the streets.
Religious fanaticism.
>>69797607
I swear, it's like shitting on WB due to muh dc despite having the biggest film library.
>literally attacking the fan base and target audience
Do they realize how much they are fucking up by doing this every day. You can pretend it's just marketing and exactly what the studio wants but that's just not true.
>>69797750
You don't have to watch it but that doesn't mean you're not still SEXXXXXXXXXXISSSSSSSTTTTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69797462
Yes because you're obviously just compensating for your small tits haha VIRGIN
>>69796757
>Look at Thumbnail
>Rotund person of indistinct gender with lecture face
>"Eat The Rich"
I'm not going to be able to hit play on that one. I just don't have it in me famalamadingdong.
>>69797462
H-hello, beautiful. And who are you all... beauty...
Oh shit
>>69796974
That was Sony? I know it was distributed by Columbia, but I didn't know they were actually involved in its production the same way they were with, say, Amazing Spiderman or After Earth.
>>69797801
>virgin female
>2016
Lmao
>it's like female Hangover!
Name one "female X" that is actually hood
>>69797785
This is why I'm predicting it'll flop. """"""Feminists""""""" don't give a shit about films as they only watch capeshit or some other disney shit so it's likely they'll skip this due to being busy with donuts. Children will be alienated as the movie seems to have the equivalent of dick jokes for women.
>>69796974
Oh I am so going to tear you a new asshole right about now you fucking uneducated pleb. Sony Pictures produced 1 decent movie? BIG FUCKING DEAL
Here's a taste of the last 6 years of SONY PICTURES everyone:
>The 5th Wave
>Concussion
>Spectre
>Pixels
>Aloha
>Paul Blart: Mall Cop 1 & 2
>The Amazing Spider-Man 1 & 2
>Think Like A Man 1 & 2
>Grown Ups 1 & 2
>Total Recall reboot
>Robocop reboot
>The Karate Kid reboot
>Evil Dead reboot
>One Direction: This is Us
>After Earth
>Red Dawn
>The First Time
>Here Comes the Boom
>Detention
>Zookeeper
>White House Down
>That's My Boy
>MIB 3
>Ghost Rider: Spirit of vengeance
>Battle: Los Angeles
>Just Go With It
SONY PICTURES: AIDS IN CINEMA FORM
>>69796096
James had to not rant and rave to get my respect back, pottery. He's based now.
>>69797583
Bullshit.
Where was all this whiny 'whaaaa I don wanna see the movie' for the Poltergeist remake last year? Or the National Lampoon's Family Vacation remake? Or the Robocop remake? Or hell even TFA you shits like to piss at? You never wanted The Ghostbusters remake to be good or even watchable, not saying it necessarily will be. But fuck me all this pissing and moaning is unbearable and I'd hope the RT score is high 90s just to watch you all you squirm and make excuses.
>>69797866
Where's Moneyball and American hustle fag
>>69796950
Yeah, Sony had a lot of prestige titles they worked with.
That's now rapidly dwindling though. They scared off Scott Rudin and David Fincher by trying to force them to make Cleopatra.
They have Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk coming later this year.
To be honest, it's not "good" movies they have problems with. They finance good smaller movies. It's their attempts at muscling into the blockbuster market that's disastrous.
That's why we're getting shit like Slimer: Origins and 21 Jump Street Vs. Men In Black and almost (no shit) got The Amazing Spider-Man Vs. Spider-Man.
They're just mongloided at trying to be a big summer studio.
You can't even say it's a good decision firing Amy Pascal because they replaced her with Tom Rothman, the guy at Fox who spent his whole career trying to make Deadpool and X-Men movies NOT happen.
>>69797866
holy shit
>>69795681
Probably safe to add at least an extra million or two to whatever Sony claims they spent on this, as there's no other way that so many journalists and actual celebrities could possibly give a shit about a C-list e-celeb who was at the height of his YouTube popularity nearly 10 years ago.
>>69795152
Can somebody please get Tyrone to read this on youtube?
>>69797475
No, it's about hollywood being greedy and force feeding unwanted sequels or reboots of everything.
>>69797891
>Or the Robocop remake?
They were there. You clearly weren't paying attention.
>>69797785
Sony is run by complete fucking idiots.
They did the exact same thing to a lesser degree with Fant4stic, and look how hard that fucking flopped.
And they're doing it again with Dark Tower.
They legitimately do not learn.
>>69797152
I'm getting stressed out about this.
Every time I leave the Supermarket with my ramen and mountain dew I'm going to have to come to terms with the fact that I just inadvertently boycotted thousands of companies.
I don't want to be a Hitler. But I literally don't have enough money or pantry space to purchase every product in the store.
What am I mean to do to be a good person?
>>69795112
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Isn't this the thing they were bitching about all week though?
WTF?
>>69796813
>this is why 4chan is irrelevant
let's pls keep it this way. 4chan gets shittier every time it makes the news.
>>69795996
underrated post
>>69795681
the fire rises
>>69797942
That would be good
>>69795681
>Talks about shots at Oswald's wife, and him punching fog in retaliation.
I know that was you fuckers.
>>69797905
Exactly this. Rothman is going to JUST them onto oblivion. And Billy Lynn could be a dud or win big at the Oscars
>>69795696
I bet they have a shitty CGI version of Harold. Kinda like the ending of Fast 6
>>69797942
I'd pay instead if someone wrote a decent parody in the same style mocking how mad and stupid that dumb bitch that wrote it looks, including her name
>>69797462
Last time I checked Internet Neckbeard White Guy Femnist Allies did not call pic related a retarded woman-child limp titted loser.
So it's probably impossible for you to be criticized. Except by other women (cue the Mary Sue headline: "There Is A Special Place In Hell For Women Who Refuse To See The Ghostbusters Remake")
Also
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>>69798027
It's fucked up to take shots at a grieving widower, but he did bring it on himself.
>>69797960
Of course they were. But not at this level.
The amount sheer autistic asspain the GB remake has managed to bring in is nothing short of embarrassing for all parties involved. The Ben Hurr remake is more a reason to be pissed than a standard shitty remake by Sony.
>>69797899
in the trash where they belong
>>69797462
>Small tits
>Slut
>Want to impress men by hating other women
>Suffering from Internalized Misogyny brought on by subconscious conditioning by the patriarchal systems you inhabit
>>69798075
>But not at this level.
Ghostbusters is a whole lot more popular than RoboCop.
And really, Poltergeist and Vacation? At least talk about all the whiny babies who continue to give George Lucas shit about the Star Wars prequels to this day.
I guess the bottom line is your movie is allowed to suck cocks if it's made by females.
>>69798107
Moneyball is legit fantastic, asswipe.
>le nuthin happens tha mobbie
How does it feel to be as retarded, if not more than the human slobs you're laughing at?
>>69797571
The world of Internet Bloggers who specialize in Feminist Political Issues In The Field Of Adults Who Like Children's Entertainment is Literally Who itself.
>Nobody watches it
>They call everyone sexist for not watching it
You know its gonna happen.
>>69798125
I know you're shitposting, but some feminazis actually do think this way.
>>69798063
Who the fuck is this troglodyte?
im a female and i think its great the studios are giving us a chance, we'll prove them right.
we can make entertaining cinematic products too.
>>69798194
>we can make entertaining cinematic products too.
Sure, for other women. Mother's Day is currently still in theaters.
>>69795456
It was honestly a pretty decent game tbqh. I remember the graphics looking a lot better when I was a little kid though.
>>69795112
>>69795112
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Its so good in fact they needed to blackmail Murray with the threat of litigation just to get him to show.
Oh I'm sure it will be magnificent
>>69795681
>feministshatebeyblades.jpg
Should I be surprised that they can't appreciate kino?
>>69798154
how does it feel to eat shit year after year produced by SONY Pictures?
How does it feel to defend the objectively worst Hollywood studio the world has ever seen?
How does it feel to be a pleb?
>>69795112
Wasn't evolution like a spiritual successor to ghost busters?
You know the whole kill the aliens with head and shoulders shampoo thing?
>>69797962
Fantastic was Fox you derp.
Also - Angry Birds - 400 million dollars in production and marketing.
That said, /pol/ alone will probably make that film a hit.
>>69798038
I can't wait.
>Hi Tom, we've got this "Star Wars" thing people are interested in
>lol fucking nerd shit fuck off
>"Hey Tom we've got this Marvel thing..."
>"lol fucking nerd shit fuck off"
>Hey Tom, what do you think about Tetris Vs. Monopoly Extended Universe
>"I think we need to drop a billion dollars into this right now. Just make sure it's really dark and gritty"
>>69795892
I was angry regarding the writing style but this is fantastic.
I just want Sony to go bankrupt. Go away, Sony. Everything you make is garbage.
>>69795112
>5. The Studio Is Backing The Film (No Matter How Much You Complain)
Of course they are Sony are fucking desperate for a cinematic universe and after Spider-man failed they think Ghostbusters can be it.
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
Ernie Hudson literally does nothing so works work for him.
Dan Aykroyd is regularly in garbage including fucking Pixels.
Bill Murray had to be threatened with fucking legal action to appear in it.
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
If i say i don't want to watch it you all call me a sexist dick so i can't win.
>>69795112
>2. It’s Good Enough For Bill Murray (And The Rest Of The Original Cast)
correction : it's good enough for the studio th threaten the original cast, or go look for some old, almost forgotten contract footnotes so they can pretend to do fanservice
>1. You Don't Actually Have To Watch It
Yet you all go apeshit when somebody says "I'm not gonna watch it"
I feel like there was more passion put into Batman V Superman than this shit.
>>69795112
asdfasdf
>>69798314
Another /v/tard found.
>>69798352
BvS had a lot of passion
From Snyder
and as it turns out absolutely no one likes what Snyder likes
>>69798132
>Robocop, Poltergeist and Family Vacation are somehow lesser classics than Ghostbusters
Eat shit.
And I'd gladly bring up Star Wars, but at the very least the shit for that has dyed down a bit.At least until Rogue One starts everything all over again
