And the cycle continues.
>The first film of the famous video game series gets us to the beginnings between the humans and the orcs, who are getting through "a dark portal" into the world of azeroth. "Moon"-director Duncan Jones brings an effect-thunderstorm (which was very expensive with its cost of 100 million dollars) that is just sliced for the gamer-target-group and will appear very silly to non-gamers. In style, the film is a "The Lord of the Rings"- and "Game of Thrones"-copy, and besides that, there is even a reference to Moses. In addition, the final shoot scenes are very disappointing. We know that from Middle-earth in better quality.
>>69790485
>zero erotik
DROPPED
>>69790539
> erotic
> in wow lore
> in pg13 film
mate ?
>>69790485
>deutsche kritik
hahahahahahha
>>69790485
>>69790732
>>69790760
Hello Virgin-Champion
>>69790761
Is that motherless logo?
>>69790485
Did they really add some retarded subtitle to the movie this late in the game?
>>69791559
In EU its the beginning.
>>69790485
>will appear very silly to non-gamers
Yes, the non-gamers who will eat capeshit like no tomorrow.
Also, who gives a shit about non-gamers? It's not like this movie was made for them anyway. The number of gamers alone are enough for Warcraft to make its money back.
Also, he's German. Honestly, their opinions on movies shouldn't matter.
Literally The Hobbit.
Yeah, movies not made by Disney will never be good from this point on, we get it.
>>69792492
bo back to mmo-champion.
>>69790485
seems like a good reviewer
>>69790485
>The Beginning
the sub title alone will ward normies off. wtf where they thinking calling it that
>>69792696
Whats your point? all it means is that Warcraft is wrose than ALICE!!
>>69792807
Their marketing team is completely retarded, everything associated with that movie looks like shit. Even if it somehow manages to be decent, it will still flop because of it.
>>69792670
i don't play mmos sorry
>>69792886
I wouldn't trust German opinions.
Last time we did, they gave us Hitler and Merkel.
The fact that OP even made a thread about it just goes to show how ignorant people are about Germans. Didn't they teach you that in history books?
I'll wait for a real review (Someone who's not German)
>>69790485
>yet another videogame movie is absolute garbage
What a surprise.
>>69793064
And when they shit on the movie too what will your excuse be then?
>>69793064
I really hope Warcraft shills don't go the way of DCfags and spend 2 months doing damage control.
>>69793121
That the movie is shit?
Shit on the movie all you want, just don't use German opinions to do it.
>>69793113
It's a german. I wouldn't trust it. They're slimy individuals. Might be secretly jew too.
can't wait for duncan jones to do a bitch fit about muh marketing muh this muh that when it bombs instead of taking any blame.
>>69793198
He had the choice of doing either this or fucking Batman v Superman, and he chose this.
It's completely his fault.
>>69793157
I want the movie to be good, but if it isn't, well fuck it.
Overwatch's coming out anyway, and that's a fun Blizzard game, so there's always light at the end of the tunnel.
The Blizzard fanbase is WAY more critical of Blizzard than DC fags are to DC.
Blizzard got grilled over Starcraft 2, Diablo 3, WoW expansions and the list goes on.
DC fags just overrate their shit based on actors dying.
Jones is a one-hit wonder, just like Blomkamp
>>69792492
>>69793064
>>69793179
>>69793257
hey, man did you know that
you don't actually
have to post
like this
>>69793240
source?
>>69793198
Directors need to just stay off twitter. They're not doing themselves any favors by damage controlling
>>69790761
>sub-par visuals
REALER
THAN
REAL
>>69793334
I remember reading it on /co/, in one of those ''WHAT IF'' threads.
There was a link to it, but I read it about a month ago.
Basically there were various directors being considered since MoS wasn't received properly, and Duncan was one of the first choices.
He declined to work on Warcraft.
>>69793296
Read what I wrote. Wait for a real review first before you shit on the movie. This guy's german, and german opinions should be taken with a grain of salt. If you remember well, Germany gave us Hitler. They're easily swayed by populist opinions. I mean, the dude calls it a LOTR GOT copy.
Apparently he doesn't know that tolkien fantasy is a thing, and that many fantasy series are tolkienesque, and Warcraft shouldn't get shit for it just for being in that genre. I wouldn't trust the subpar visuals either, considering that this is ILM's best work. He just hated the visuals, not that they were technically subpar. He hated them because they looked silly to him.
The only point he might be right is the story, which isn't particularly all that great, but since he's german, I wouldn't trust him on that either.
>>69790761
>sub-par visuals
Was obvious as fuck in the trailers whenever the orcs or dwarves were on screen with the humans.
>>69793425
you wouldn't trust anyone that says anything bad about it
>>69793198
OP's review is from a German article. Germans can't be trusted. Wait for a real review. If the real review says it's shit, fine, but since OP is German, then don't trust it. Seriously don't. So many people thought they could trust Germany after World War 2. They are dead wrong.
>>69793475
This, the orcs were nice, but all the other CGI and the photography was fucking awful.
You could tell something was green screen without any effort.
>>69792492
>Also, who gives a shit about non-gamers? It's not like this movie was made for them anyway.
KEK.
If you think Blizzard just made this game to pander to WoW players you're delusional. They want the mas market
>>69793497
I actually would. Just not Germans.
>>69793501
>>69793425
Are you some WWII vet with PTSD?
>>69793513
If they wanted the mass market, they wouldn't try to appeal to Warcraft Orcs and Humans nerds like me. They would adapt WoW's story. That's not what they're doing here.
Angry Birds will be the highest rated and most successful video game movie this year
"Vidyakino" will never take off
the director might be suffering from shyamalan-syndrome.
But the google results from this "reviewer" are not impressive
>>69793601
>Assassin's Creed ft. Kanye West
>not Vidyakino
How would the director of this film feel (David Bowie) if he was alive to see this?
>>69793601
>succesful
Sony said 2 days ago that due to a deal they have spent 400 million fucking dollars on marketing.
It had a 40 million foreign opening.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-angry-birds-sony-20160517-snap-story.html
No matter how much of a flop Warcraft is, Angry Birds could be the biggest videogame movie flop ever, and one of the biggest flops in history.
>>69793601
Wait for a real review that's not from Germany.
>>69793617
Correct. The reviewer is German. That's why you shouldn't trust it.
Now if a real review comes along and says it's shit, OKAY, but since this is Germany, I would stay FAR FAR away from it.
>>69793645
>65% of the movie is in modern day
>>69793655
There's no way Warcraft flops, even if the movie is bad,
They spent like... at most $1000 on the marketing. I refuse to believe they spent more on Warcraft.
>>69793655
>400 million bucks marketing for a MOBILE PHONE GAME ADAPTION
Why is Sony so fucking retarded?
It was retarded for the movie to have live-action. The whole point of wanting a Warcraft adaption was to see the fully-animated blizzard trailer stretched into a full-length film.
>>69793730
You didn't know that Sony's movie division is probably one of the biggest concentration of retards in the entire industry?
>>69793730
4 THE PLAYERS
>>69793759
>fully animated
This.
There's no way to make it live action and make it look good without a gigantic budget.
>>69793157
Don't worry. If this movie is bad, Metzen will surely pay for his crimes. Blizzard's excuse for taking so long (2006 announcement) on the movie is that they wanted to find the right person and the right script. If they still fuck this one up after taking a decade, then nothing will escape the wrath of blizzdrones.
>>69793767
>make Spiderman 4
>make Spiderman vs The Amazing Spiderman
>they think that would make 2 billion
>sell Spiderman back to Marvel for 5 million
>1 billion more than what Disney paid for fucking Star Wars
>>69793767
>STARRING EMMA STONE AS ANTAGONIST CARAGE
I DON'T USUALLY KNOW WHAT THE -FUCK- IS GOING ON, BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T
>>69793759
>>69793806
And then see it bombs because no one in the west is interested in seeing adult cartoons.
Making it fully animated would have killed any chances of the movie succeeding commercially.
>>69793581
I'm sorry but you're delusional, you don't spend such a huge budget on such a niche audience, they want to make money not appease a subset of nerds.
Blizzard are a company, not your friend, they want to extract as much money as possible
>>69793900
>all of those delusional deals
>the deal they finally went through is the one that they deemed worse because it benefited Marvel more than Sony
>it went even worse because they didn't even get to keep Gardfield
>>69793950
>not your friend
Blizzard was my only childhood friend who stood up for me when I was alone.
Apologize now.
>>69790485
>fuck all Erotik
DROPPED
R
O
P
oh fuck this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahIemlAkR-g
>"maybe at some point we won't be the coolest kids on the block but for right now we are"
Poor Duncan :(
>>69793978
Oops, meant to reply
>>69793767
>all these Marvelcucks
Can't wait to see you get BTFO'd by based Duncan
Your days are numbered
>>69792492
>>69793064
>>69793179
>>69793425
>>69793501
>>69793542
>>69793669
>this one guy with pathetic damage control
>D-d-don't trust G-Germans, w-w-we won the world war
Mein sides.
>>69790650
>Fratzengeballer
translates it as
>final shoots
I mean, I dunno how I'd handle it, but hmmm. It's heavily colloquial for a brawl. Literally "Face Banging".
>>69794007
It's German. How many times must I say this? The movie might be bad for all I care, but IT'S WRITTEN BY A GERMAN.
GERMANS. CAN'T. BE. TRUSTED.
FULL STOP.
Remember the last time we trusted Germany? Yeah remember World War 2? HITLER HAPPENED.
Wait for a real review that's not written by a german.
>>69790485
Race mixing pro refugee noble savage dindu nuffin JEW PROPAGANDA
>>69792696
>Alice in Wonderland was 6 years ago
>>69794019
German detected
>>69794053
Without World War 2 the microwave wouldn't have been invented and your tendies would be cold right now.
>>69792270
Did something stupid happen in Europe recently that's fucked up all our movie titles? First Avengers "Assemble", then "Zootropolis", and now this crap.
>>69794070
You forgot: demon worship is a religion of peace. #notalldemonworshippers
>>69790485
>lotr/got copy
opinion disregarded. please point to me where lotr and got have zeppelins, mechs, aliens, robots, interdimentional demon invasions, kungfu pandas, etc etc.
>>69793767
>Sinister Six
>Break 2 billion mark
What the fuck
>Wanting Thor and Daredevil
Why?
>All those shitty movies split into 2 parts
>Spiderman vs ASM
what the fuck were they doing
>5 billion for Spidey
fucking really? He's Marvel's most popular hero, but they don't need him that much
>>69790485
God I hope and pray Disney dies. Fuck it, burn it all down. What a shitty stupid excuse for a company, just allow other movies to be good, your Jewish tricks will burn you in hell.
>>69794110
It's only in certain countries.
Here in Spain most titles are either the original ones or literal translation, like ''Capitan America Civil War''
>>69794070
It's written by a German. Don't trust German reviews.
>>69794108
>implying I use degenerate machinery like microwaves
>implying I don't cook all of my food on fire with a wondrous smell of burnt caramel
>>69794105
Nope, i'm a Brit, just laughing at the weak attempt to discredit a guy just based on his nationality because you want the film to be good
>>69794129
>fucking really? He's Marvel's most popular hero, but they don't need him that much
It's not even that.
Disney paid 4 billion for Star Wars.
They are outright delusional.
>>69794127
He's German. Of course his opinion should be disregarded.
>>69794162
wew lads
>>69794154
Excuse me, but what do you have against Germans? You seem to really hate them.
>>69794053
>>69794053
>Remember the last time we trusted Germany?
Fuck you, guy. "We" were neutral during that shitfest.
>>69790485
>movie suggests letting a horde of beastmen with no civilisation into your lands unchecked isn't the best idea
>german cuck hates it
WHAT A SHOCK
>>69794197
You made me see, fuck you.
But yeah, I expect it to be less than 10% during the first days and end up at 30-40%.
>>69794162
>Briton the newest Arab nation is this gullible to trolling
>>69794162
>I'm a brit
So you're a race traitor then.
>>69794197
>having to fake stuff
HAHAHAH MARVELKEKS
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/warcraft/?search=warcraft
>>69794143
I don't know where studios get the idea that changing movie titles in a world where everyone gets news online is going to be anything other than a clusterfuck.
>>69794233
There's no need for that.
>>69794143
Because Disney thinks Germans don't trust America, the Captain America movies area actually marketed with the title "The First Avenger", in English.
CA: The Winter Soldier became "Return of the First Avenger" and CA CIVIL WAR is The First Avenger's Civil War.
>we was noble savages
>>69794256
For Captain America they think that ''America'' being in the title might affect the box office or something, when nobody gives a fuck.
>>69794267
1 bald guy that has hated Warcraft since comic con
1 dumb twitter bitch
1 guy that LOVED, I repeat, LOVED Batman v Superman
1 furry
HAHAHAHAHHAH
>>69794162
You're no Brit to me. You'll be the first on the boat out of the country when we usher in a new age under Prime Minister Boris Johnson after we leave the EU in June.
>>69794232
The fuck are you talking about moron?
>>69794162
>because you want the film to be good
I couldn't care less. I'm no DC fanboy who shills movies before they're released. I'm just warning my good patriotic European friends here to not trust Germany.
>>69794309
JUST
>>69794314
So you want to deport everybody in the country who won't just disregard somebody's opinion because they're German? You're trying too hard kid
>>69794316
>Don't trust the country that gave us Hitler
>trust the country that gave us Dubya
I'd sooner trust Hitler's opinion on a movie than Dubya's.
>>69794381
Did you know that microwaves gave you cancer?
>>69794309
You could literally replace all those descriptions with wow players who will make 10/10 reviews
>>69794358
Just trying to help you make the right decision, anon. You'd clearly be more at home in Germany munching on thick German sausage than you would be here.
>>69794340
He didn't even see the movie
>>69794414
You're right that there's too many furry Warcraft fans
they're cancer
>>69794401
No but I know if you're a C student you can be the president. Bodes well for you.
>>69794429
No thanks, i'm happy where I am
>>69794443
>h-he didn't see the movie, my videogame joint is not b-bad... v-vidyakino...
>>69794292
Metzen
>>69794053
Yeah, the more I learn about that Hitler guy the more I don't care for him.
>>69794477
>Gonzalez
I can't trust a spic in good conscience
>>69794443
>Film felt like a game cinematic on steroids
Shit on steroids is just more shit.
so... are the krauts getting the dubbed version?
>>69794443
>game cinematic on steroids
DO NOT WANT
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>69794197
W E W
E
W
>>69794485
He did nothing wrong, you know? He's the original dindu.
>>69794510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFrPNIlsI4
Feast your ears on this.
>>69794510
Yes, but the initial screenings are in English
>>69790485
What I dont understand is why would you even want to watch it, if you didnt play it?
Will some casual try and convince me why a cinematic representation of a medium I played for years is shit?
This is like BvS, but more absurd. If you dont like vidya, you probably shouldnt watch it.
>>69794498
>trust
It's not about an opinion, he runs a website where he calculates how much activity a movie is getting.
>>69794545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAMgT8LuZaw
That joke went over your head you uncultured swine.
>>69794561
That guy seems suspicious. Is he German?
OH WAIT HE IS. Not watching. Sorry. Nope.
>>69794561
Well no wonder Germany wants Alpha Muslims to come in and fuck their women when that's the outcome of your genetic pool
>>69794517
>>69794603
This is his website
http://heroichollywood.com/
You trust this shit? You trust a DCuck to predict how succesful a movie is going to be?
Is the Warcraft movie bad? Most likely.
Does that mean I should trust a review written by a German?
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>69794561
>Enuhmeez wull cawlide, worlds will unide.
Jesus fuck. What a westaboo.
>>69794684
His opinions on capeshit don't affect the validity of the data he researches.
>>69794722
Is he German?
>>69794528
the wow cinematics have always been great
>>69794722
Have you seen the data he has """researched"""?
Can you provide that data?
Whats the appeal of this to a general audience?
>>69794747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNUIMxTURbM
>>69794768
>that magic orc
This is laughable.
>>69794785
You're probably German and getting triggered by all these green mus- I mean orcs.
>>69794781
>wow
>warcraft 2
whats wrong with you
The only thing I know about German cinema is that they are ito girls eating shit in porn
>>69790485
lmao, I recognize that thumb, that's one of the shittiest tv guide magazines ever. it's tv spielfilm and they suck ass.
>don't always show when a movie is censored for german tv
>wrong info about movies
>release dates etc.
>movie reviews is like one page out of the whole thing
>goddamn jackie chan movies get censored
>not the old ones being a quite bit brutal
>nope, 'who am I' and
>not being told by a magazine which you have to buy with money
fucking embarrassing
granted, all of this was at least 15 years ago, but I doubt they changed much
>>69794929
modern german cinema is absolutely horrible and their critics are idiots as well
>>69794935
Its alright Germany is 70% Muslim now so they will see Warcraft because it's a bout barbarians invading a white country and winning.
>>69794929
Not true at all, you retarded foreigners need to stop getting your info about other nationalities from other retarded foreigners/variety and comedy shows for once in your life.
>watch a movie or TV show not dubbed with friends
>they laugh their ass off whenever a person which is foreign to America opens their mouth
>all of them have silly and exaggerated accents
we only hear that when it's a shitty parody, not regular people. you seem to think that every French or whatever person has a thick accent and never loses it
>30 years in the US
>'ello, mon ami, ow arrre 'ou doin
>non,non, non
>>69795006
at least they don't have a Kenyan president. rofl
>>69794768
I worry that him being a warcraft fanboy may have blinded him to the fact that this might not appeal to normies. Doesn't really matter to me though, as a warcraft drone I'll see this anyway.
>>69795110
who cares. german movies still suck ass
>>69790485
>80 percent is a short summary of the story. 1.5 sentences is the actual review
nice
Not enough racemixing propaganda for Germany. Needed the main human to hook up with Draka for the Germans to be pleased.
>>69795110
Good point, you've converted to cuck porn and selling your daughters to muslims. Scat is probably haram.
>>69795140
delete this
>>69795233
said the dummy who is ruled by an African
>>69795272
Obama is the whitest African there is.
Hope you enjoy your daughters converting to Islam and being beating every night
>>69795272
>assumes I'm an americuck
>>69795201
>Not enough racemixing propaganda for Germany.
You mean like how they cast the Queen as black even though she is white in the lore?
Or how Orcs invade yet DINDU NOFFIN, THEY NOT ALL BAD!!
>>69795348
>defending obama
the cuckening as gone 100%
>>69795359
i can't wait until trump wins and then it's back to america being "redneck right-wing morons" again. it's pathetic really, we could build a utopia and eurofags would still be shitposting about muh culture as their white populations plummet and refugees pile in.
>>69795348
sure do in your delusional mind, while your whole family gets gang raped by locally raised niggaz, you paying taxes to a nigga, worshiping him, after you elected him yourself, oh and don't forget to get shot by them after your corpses get thrown in the trash and those niggas get declared innocent.
who has the most mass shootings? most gun death, most criminals in a '''''''1st'''''' world country? that's right, U S A
U S A
S
A
>>69795359
>assumes I'm German
>>69795442
>utopia
>too busy eating, shooting and raping themselves to death
number one in the world at being delusional alright
>>69795445
Jokes on you I'm a Cuckadian
>>69790485
>and besides that, there is even a reference to Moses.
"Warcraft is kino" threads when?
>>69795609
>hasn't seen the trailer
>>69795507
>I have 4th grade reading comprehension
i never said we are or would be a utopia. i'm merely stating that no matter which political direction we go in or how much success we have euros will always shitpost about how they are superior.
>>69795521
>being so gay that you elect a fag who is more progressive than bernie as prime minister
look who's talking
>trudeau literally asking for more Syrian refugees to come directly to canada
>>69795674
>success we have
at what? killing yourself, overpopulating your prisons and having shitty school education for your population
>b-b-but our elite universities
filled with foreigners
>>69795742
don't you understand we are only 60% white? it's an absolute miracle that we've gotten this far. anyways, unless you're in a comfy east euro shithole, life as you know it will cease to exist in the coming decades. i have family in sweden and they tell us everyone locks their doors and escorts children always, something that never used to happen. they are scared shitless and we are doing all we can to get them over here.
but yeah keep shitting on america, the country that is so terrible everyone wants to live here.
>>69795882
>we've come this far
who were your ancestors again, you complete fucking moron?
>everyone wants to live here.
lmao
the hyperbole and delusion again
>having retarded relatives in sweden
no surprise there, mong.
>anything that is fantasy is either a LOTR or GoT ripoff/clone
What did they mean by this?
I think they should've gone mostly live action or full Cg. Real actors just look weird in this 90% CGI world. On the other hand, Avatar managed to pull that off.
I blame blizzard's cartoony anesthetics. Large, bulky shapes are great in a game. They help you identify individual characters easily. In a movie with live actors? Looks cartoony and fake. Blizzard should've ditched it in favor of something more believable.
>>69795972
tell me where you live then
just curious, i'm done arguing. you can't reason someone out of a position that they arrived at without using reason in the first place.
>>69793767
HOW DOES SHE STILL HAVE A FUCKING JOB? AT ONE POINT DOES SONY LOOK AT IT'S SINKING MONEY SHIP AND NOT SAY "FUCK IT WE ARE DROPPING AMY PASCAL BECAUSE SHE KEEPS FUCKING UP."?
>>69796135
That's some shit taste, look at all this upcoming kinó.
>>69795375
The queen was never identified in previous lore. You arr
>>69796135
Maybe she gives really good blowjobs or something.
>>69796482
>works at universal
>shills the movie
wow i sure did not expect that
When do proper (as in listed on RT) reviews start coming in?
>>69796575
please be a troll
>>69796726
wut
I'm a troll because I want to see an opinion on this movie that isn't just some faggot retard nigger on twatter? okay.
>all this damage control ITT
Holy fucking shit. Is this real? Is this gonna be a movie where even if it fails Blizzdrones will be almost feral in how defensive of it they are?
They were stupid to do Warcraft.
The original Starcraft's plot would translate much better to a movie, Starcraft's art direction has always been less stupid and less tacky looking than Warcraft's, live action actors would have fit in a lot better, and gritty sci-fi settings go over a lot better with general audiences than cartoony generic medieval fantasy settings.
Maybe this is just the Dunning-Kruger effect in action or whatever, but I'm an underemployed loser with no gf and I still feel like I'm less of an idiot than whoever greenlighted this movie.
Is anyone honestly surprised?
kek
20% rottentomato score incoming
another trash vidya movie to add to the heap
>>69793879
I think that's borrowed from the ultimate universe. The ultimate Carnage symbiote ate Gwen Stacy and took her form or something.
>>69796862
This movie has been getting shilled on 4chan for at least a year
So what are the chances of this being Blizzard's Spirits Within? Financially speaking
>>69797456
This.
Hope it flops.
This movie is getting more anti-shilled than It Follows almost. Can't have any form of news or discussion posted without it being shit on or someone crying shill. Summer is truly here.
Im going to call this shit right now, The blizzdrones *Like myself* Are going to nitpick this fucker for not being accurate, Duncan might of tryed his fucking best only to only get out a 'okay' to 'pretty good' with alot of confusion from the casual faggots who would be fucking lost at this info-dump of a god damn movie.
Seriously I can sum it up in afew words. 'faggot wakes up to make a portal to summon orc faggots to destroy faggot kingdom and they win'.
>>69794182
To be fair, 4 billion for Star Wars was a massive fucking bargain
When this movie fails, can we just admit that there's no way to make videogame movies work?
>>69790485
The effects look retarted to gamers too. It a fucking live action movie not a ps2 game
>>69792492
>Movie about Norse God and guy in a robot suit fighting aliens is loved by normalfags
>Suddenly a generic fantasy movie is too silly
>>69793707
It'll be 40% at worst.
