What the fuck was his fucking problem?
>>69779051
Le short man are evil meme
>>69779059
Manlet detected
>>69779059
Well..that's true.
>>69779051
Grand Nagus Rex
>>69779051
Why can't you Fucking Problemfags pace yourself? It's not a fucking competition!
He was a capitalist PIGDOG.
But really anon its, sometimes, people just suck.
some point along the line they consider themselves and their interests infinitely more important than everything around them.
Their job, their profits, their lunch.
All that matters at the end of the day is if they're comfortable whether or not its at the expense of others.
>>69779051
He was jewish
>>69779140
what's your fucking problem?
>>69779051
He looks absolutely positively exactly like his german voice actor.
>>69779059
What did he mean by this?
>>69779140
Don't get fresh.
>>69779051
Put a little mustache on his face
>>69779051
He had to deal with an employee who literally talked his clients out of buying insurance because he chose a job he didn't want to do
Why didn't Mr Fantastic go into construction?
>>69779372
He would have done the work of 10 men
Leading to 9 men losing their jobs.
He has to do paperwork to fit in.
>>69779254
say no more
He looks like a technology teacher I had. He still lived with his mother and never married. Sad shit right there.
>>69779372
he wasn't talking people out of getting insurance, he was telling people with his companies policies how to get their policies to pay out in response to legitimate claims.
>>69779051
over compensating small man.
>>69779051
Doesnt have RDJ heels
>>69779186
I love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
I WALKED MR INCREDIBLE ON STAGE.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
>>69780636
pretty sure he meant this.
>>69781204
>legitimate claims
His job is to try and make those not get anything, not encourage them.
>>69781580
Legally, the company was obligated to pay on any legitimate claim.
>>69779051
He was made to look like an ugly little man, so that an ugly little man in germany could voice him in the german version
>>69781684
Doesn't mean it can't try not to.
>>69781793
>trying to break the law isn't illegal
...
>>69781851
Well, they tried. Not like they did.
>>69779051
Why didn't they ask linda hunt to voice edna, oh right, looks don't matter when you voice act.
>>69781851
Where did you get that from?
TRIED is the key word here.
>>69781946
>it is legal to beat the shit out of you
>why doesn't everybody do it?
You company bootlickers are so pathetic. This company is even imaginary and you STILL are defending it
>>69782019
I'm not defending it cunt, I'm explaining it and you're getting pissy about the real world.
>>69781744
>>69779199
Lmao, do Germans think that you can see the voice actor or why are they doing this?
>sam jacks character played by a white guy in Germany
Okay. Not all the time, I guess
>>69781534
>>69782051
Which real world? The real world of the documentary the incredibles or what you mong? His job was to give advice to the clients. Obviously shitty advice so that his shitty company could get more money from its clients, but he didn't do anything wrong either here, just like his company. He just outplayed them at their own shitty game.
>>69782167
Forgot pic
An average manager who banged his wife 10 years ago.
>>69779372
No, he literally explained his company's policies to customers. Is this a bad thing, to you? Should an insurance company never actually pay out? Should they never provide the service that their customers pay for?
Or should they make it difficult for some arbitrary reason?
>>69783909
Paying out is bad from the business perspective.
>>69783945
And? He did nothing wrong.
>>69783945
Then maybe they shouldn't be in the insurance business if they cannot afford to provide the service that they are in business for.
>>69779051
1/2
Think about it for a second. You are short, with ugly features, totally lacking in any sexual appeal to females. You are a virgin despite having, like any healthy male, the hunger of a satyr inside your brain, the juices of a centaur bubbling in your glands. But what of that? You waste all of those energies masturbating; your loves and longings are thrown away with sad spits of sperm. You don’t have any significant talent, you don’t have any ability that make you stand out from the crowd: you were always unnoticed, you still are unnoticed. You feel you would have the energy to change all of that, but you don’t know where to begin, or how to do it: even on your free time watching TV is the only thing that comes to your mind.
You work on a discolored, lifeless office, doing a job that has no meaning to you or to anybody else but that somehow needs to be done. Nothing is required of your brain except to pay attention to details, to organize and categorize things, to do something that a robot would be capable of doing. You do this every day and the weeks, the months, the years all pass so quickly, in a blink half a decade has already been diluted in the mists of those greys and rainy days. You know the inexorable sadness of paper-clips, formularies, stamps, pens that are starting to ink-fail: all those flies that surround the opaque carcass of the modern day work-office. You would like to run away from all of this, but you simply don’t know how to do it: you don’t have ideas, you don’t have hobbies, all you know how to do is to organize paperwork and watch TV when you come home. You are too shy and introvert to have friends. You envy anyone who looks more happy or healthy than you, which means virtually anyone. They suffer, like you suffer, of course – we all do – but their suffering doesn’t seem so palpable, so evident as your own.
>>69784583
2/2
On top of that you have hemorrhoids that hurt like hell and digestive problems. You felt for years now that someday everything will change and you will actually start living but now that vapor is starting to fade away for good. You are growing bald; the expensive suit you bought still fits bad on your small and gnomic body.
Damn, if I was this guy I would also be mad as hell.
>>69779094
>Manlet
this was his problem
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK_OKGELcn0
>your fucking face when
>>69784632
>>69784583
Did you write this just now? Why?
>>69785796
I wrote this now. Was bored on the office and with little work to do. Felt sorry for the guy. Also, must correct this:
>You felt for years now that someday everything will* (would) change and you will* (would) actually start living but now that vapor is starting to fade away for good.
>>69785983
>different timezones
Okay. Good for you. I would like to do that on my job, but I can't. They monitor all of our internet activity.
>>69784583
>You are short, with ugly features, totally lacking in any sexual appeal to females. You are a virgin
That's like 95% of this website
>>69786308
I'm not short at least
I'm not happy, /tv/ .
Ask me why.
>>69786897
why?
>>69781470
fuck me I wish I had the .gif of him throwing down his little bag
>>69780636
>>69781534
>>69782170
>no bane mask
/tv/ has changed...
>>69785785
the soundtrack of the film is fantastic
>>69784632
dumb people would be mad, smart people would be nice to others so others can be nice to you and at least you wouldn't feel as bad.
a CEO would be that smart, but hey, it's cape animation, we need bad guys!
>>69786667
Not....
>>69783945
No it fucking isn't because who is going to buy insurance from a provider that never pays out.
>>69787268
>implying the main bad guy are companies or CEOs in the incredibles
How the fuck did you manage to not get a movie for kids?
>shoulders deep inside companies' anus
It all makes sense now
>>69787190
everything in this film is fantastic. top 5 capefilms ever no doubt
>>69779051
He's long past his prime
>>69779372
>>69783909
>tfw I'm basically the same
I find it really hard when I'm in a job to go along with all the corporate bullshit. Don't they ever think what it must be like being a customer themselves?
