So Neon Demon is good right?
K I N O
I
N
O
>>69778527
>please date me ladies I am single and have no spine
Watch the Refn documentary. His autism enables him to transcend past petty arguments about misogyny, triggering, etc
>people actually left the theater in disgust!
just live every year at cannes.
>critics dislike movie
>Hm, I wonder what /tv/'s reaction will be to it...
>>69778527
that review has sold me. tickets booked.
>>69778527
It would be extremely problematic.
>>69778527
wut?
but its about women starring women
I am expecting this to be rated Rotten. Anything less than that and it will not be a good movie.
>>69778740
it treats women like objects to be abused.
>>69778740
>its about women
i think it's about more than that.
>>69778770
How?
Has based Armond reviewed it yet?
>Rotten Tomatoes
The movie equivalent of gammer gate
I remember similarly hostile reactions to OGF.
>>69778876
And OGF turned out to be mediocre.
>inb4 reddit claims it's kino
>>69778876
>>69778926
it was so bad i'm probably not gonna bother with neon semen.
>>69778817
he reviewed your mom good, cucky
>>69778527
I don't get it. isn't it simply stating a well known fact that women are useless sluts??
>>69778926
I don't agree, but you're entitled to your opinion.
>>69778770
It's a pro-woman movie if you're a woman who likes to be treated like an object
>>69778974
Fair enough.
>>69778824
>everybody trying to sound witty with their one liners
embarrassing
>>69778770
Wait, are you telling me there is another way to treat them?
>>69778824
Pretty sure that's /tv/. The clamorous neckbeard element anyway.
>Neon Demon thread
inb4 404
>>69778527
this movie should be in the 35%-65% range or it won't be OGF Refn.
>>69779009
>>69779009
>I want to be treated like a SUBJECT!!!!!
>>69778527
hang on a second, does ryan gosling kill women in this one?
I'd love to see that.
how do we stop this nu-male invasion bros? there must be something we can do
>>69778527
Why RT doesn't kick these type of people out? He's not being critical about it
>>69779157
Muslims will take care of them in due time
>>69778527
wew
SJW's are taking cinema
how did this happen?
>>69779005
I don't think the critics choose their RT one liner
>>69779157
crush your enemies, anon. see them driven before you.
>>69778770
This is such a bullshit statement. Every person is an object, we use people to fulfill emotional and social needs just like we use a knife to cut vegetables, otherwise we would all be living in caves.
>>69779005
that's their job. they're movie critics.
>>69779073
fuccn lewd
>>69778527
Imagine all beautiful, witty women the writer thought would share this review, all of them giggling at its wit, utterly charmed by the intelligence of someone who is too smart and sensitive for Drive and Only God Forgives.
And instead it gets roasted on a Taiwanese calligraphy consortium.CAN'T STICK THE NICK
>>69778527
Yeah that John Bleasdale really looks like a cool guy and definitely not like a faggot or anything.
>>69778721
>Jingoistic
What the fuck is this?
>>69779343
They said you'd come... From the North, a man of great strength... A conqueror. A man who would some day be king by his own hands. One who would crush the snakes of the earth.
>>69778527
Another masterpiece by Refn
>>69779449
Why don't you use a dictionary you illiterate fuck?
>>69779157
Make America great again
bravo refn
>>69779615
the old guy's had it
>>69778527
poor edgelords, having to judge movies based on how much they #trigger people you disagree with
>>69779716
Crom laughs at your four winds. Laughs from his mountain.
>>69779615
>trump wins
>massive numale exodus to canada
>>69779779
Fuck off we're full.
>>69779779
canadian titanic remake when?
>>69779779
I'm surprised there's even an issue. It's not as if they could ever realistically hope to compete with big, tough, good-looking guys like yourselves.
The script is awesome and it will probably be good. Fuck what these people think, they're not even watching the movie for the movie.
ITS ANOTHER SHOA
>>69779888
>Fuck what these people think, they're not even watching the movie for the movie.
that's only OK when we do it amirite /tv/bro
>>69778824
But Zootopia was actually a good film...
>>69779904
>ughhh... we just can't make movies which focus on manliness, agression, conflict, brutality, violence... I mean ummm... it's 2016? we women don't want to watch things like this. you need to respect us. apologize.
>>69779904
She forgot to say what's bad about it
>>69778600
thanks based refn
>>69779602
because the definition of the use of force by a country due to its interests has nothing to do with film and just leads to the audience disassociating themselves from the author you dumb fuck?
>>69780003
Once giants lived in the earth, Conan, and in the darkness of chaos they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered, and the earth shook, and fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters. But in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel, and left it on the battlefield. We, who found it, are just men: not gods, not giants, just men. And the secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust.
>>69778527
Well guess i'll see it in theater for maximal kinographique experience
>>69778527
what movie?
>>69778721
>Using "Donald Trump" as a method of film critique
Do this idiots even realize they give the meme candidate Trump extra relevance by treating him like an all-powerful literal Hitler? And while we're on Hitler, Godwinning, anyone?
The current year sucks so much.
>>69778654
>Numale cucckes dislike the movie
Ftfy my dude
wait a minute... what did nu-males think of Drive then? why wasn't it panned to shit?
>>69779449
go back to /v/
>>69779879
>average bernie rally
lmao
>>69778926
>>69778961
These pleb sure got filtered. Based Refn
>>69780243
Nu-males love Drive because it lets them live out their violent fantasies and has a male fighting for a race-mixing single-mother.
>>69780243
This cancer was only a benign tumor back then
>>69780209
>cucckes
what are you even doing
>>69780243
Drive was before the cuck phenomenon exploded.
They are working full day now on shilling multiculturalism and weakness. Probably related to America's elections and rapefugee issues on Europe. They need to double the ration of brainwashing cuckoldry.
cuck reviews of 2016? here's a blood boiler
https://www.jacobinmag.com/2016/05/richard-linklater-everybody-wants-some-mumblecore/
>>69778824
I still can't forgive them Gods of Egypt. The movie that actually tried to build on the "diverse cast", with people of Egypt being of all colors that would make sense for the setting (tanned "white", semitic and black), the main cast had people of all different backgrounds, and the SJWs still pretended it was racist because Costau-Waldau is a Dane.
So fucking butthurt about this one. It's a fun flick, but muh racism.
>>69779879
why does he wear the eye patch
>>69779904
How the fuck was it misogynistic? Holy shit these people are mentally ill
>>69778926
>ogf
>bad
Funny because only redditors share this opinion.
>>69780412
>ogf
>good
I already inb4'd reddit, redditor.
>reddit can't read
Not shocking.
>>69778527
ugh... can't believe I had hopes for this Film. a dayum shame...
>>69778527
Whoch movie is this ?
It's a must watch
>>69778824
both Spy and Zootopia were good
>>69780446
>literally calling others reddit when you share their exact shit taste
POTTERY
>>69780653
>reddit pretending to not be reddit
Pottery, meet kiln.
can you watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOT0jMB_GL8
>>69780682
T. /r/movies
>>69779779
>trump wins
>Absolutely nothing changes
He's a fucking millionaire working for the same fucking same millionaires as ever, he doesn't care for you or your country he only cares about HIS pockets and the pockets of HIS FRIENDS.
>>69780747
>knowing reddit links
t. reddit mod
poster under my post if a fucking undercover nu-male, don't trust him.
why are people too stupid to realize movies can portray things different than what the director/writer believes in?
it's like they assume movies are like a direct reflection of the director's values.
>>69780748
Make sure to send a postcard when you reach Canada m8
Women and gays are the ones to blame for the beauty standards in fashion, and now these critics refuse to accept that and assume its a white male fantasy
>>69780747
>Capital T
Yep, it's reddit trying to fit in...
>>69778721
>Donald Trump
>jingoism
>problematic
>Nuremberg rally for 21st century America
What a bunch of insufferable cunts, trying to one up each other by how over-exaggeratingly bad they can describe the movie because of its subject matter.
Why do people even listen to film critics?
>>69778824
Are you implying Zootopia is bad?
>>69780786
>bringing up reddit mods because he is one
Wew lad
>>69780956
>pretending to not be a reddit mod
top kek
I know you guys are itching to be contrarian because our favorite buzzwords are involved, but let's not forget that Refn also got shit reviews for his other movie, and it had nothing to do with any of the current issues at hand.
Maybe Refn just isn't that great a filmmaker?
>>69780684
>>69779904
>fascist even
This is the SAME bitch that called London Has Fallen "a Nuremberg rally for 21st centhry America" >>69778721
What the FUCK is her obsession with Nazism/fascism? Does she shoehorn that shit into every single movie review?
These aren't "critics", they're whiny fucking retards, I'd trust /tv/'s opinion over theirs.
>>69781042
if the critics are split, why is it contrarian to like it?
>>69781056
Is that his waifu :3 ?
>>69781042
He got plenty of good reviews up until Only God Forgives, he's made 10 movies.
He's also an interesting polarizing person and 4chan relates to his autism
What the fuck is with these people with important looking pictures and their cookie-cutter thesaurus reviews
>>69781095
The opening post is equating most misogynistic of the decade film to best film of the decade, and they obviously haven't seen it.
Let us wait for the movie to come out instead of jumping on a bandwagon because we don't like le essjaydubyas.
>>69781101
yes
>>69781221
That fucking towel
Based autismlord
>>69781101
Wouldn't gosling be the cuck cause he's taking care of his kids
>>69778824
>Using Actual Egyptians
wouldn't that be like casting modern White Americans to play Native 'injun' Americans?
>Diversity is a measurement of the amount black of Black actors.
Nice one Radheyan Simonpillai
>>69781318
No? Arabs didn't wipe out the ethnic Egyptians.
>>69779449
>of all the issues to have with this post, I am most troubled by this real word that I don't know.
Fuck off.
>>69779602
t. ignorant nigger
>>69781485
Are you implying Native American's are extinct?
shouldn't we just merge /tv/ with /pol/ at this point?
>>69778770
I generally try to treat my objects like women, so my couch is under paid but get's to sit there and do nothing.
>>69782014
Ah don't start this shit. All it leads to is
>I'm not from /pol/ your from /pol/
>No I would never go on /pol/ your from /pol/
For entire threads.
At least the thread isn't pretending to be /got/.
>>69778600
For the life i can't find that docu online or on any torrent site. care to help a brother out with a link?
>>69780748
Bernie please leave
>>69780747
Summer has arrived
>>69783387
Says the redditor
elle fags BTFO
>>69778721
I listened to the critics and watched a streamed version of this movie, maybe you have to be American but this movie is a love letter to America.
Its absolutely outrageous body count puts it strictly into the realm of fantasy so I didn't take it that seriously.
These critic reviews are fucking disgusting. Did they really get that butthurt about the scenes where the President and Butler tortured some terrorist and went down and kicked some terrorist ass?
The whole point is that America is the best, if you mess with America you will not be treated kindly, you will be LIFE RUINED. That is the message of this movie.
America is not racist, America is an equal opportunity hater of all races creeds and colors, if you are our enemy you will die.
When Butler took that guy trying to behead the president and kicked his ass and said that we would be around 1000 more years no matter what they did and they would be long dead almost made me Americlap all over my entire house. Fuck yeah!
The action was kind of generic but it was just fun to see Gerard Butler intentionally slam some asshole into a wall at 70MPH, the cruelty was refreshing. Terrorists are stupid, disgusting, repugnant human garbage and its time to stop having any mercy to these people.
I just love how this movie delivered the goods, of showing a massacre in trying to assassinate the president and the one badass who killed and killed until the job of saving him was done.
If you have sympathy for anyone in this movie except anyone American in this movie, you are not worth knowing, fuck you, go to hell.
>>69783576
please, my urge to see this can only get so high
i fucking hate refn but even i'm hyped for this
>>69778721
>London has Fallen
I wanted to love this film going by these reviews but looking at the trailer it's the most pleb movie imaginable. Metal Wolf Chaos: the movie without any of the intelligent irony.
>>69779879
>that picture
letting main stream nerds take over the internet and most popular forms of media was a misrake
>>69784079
Go back to Fuckheadistan.
Why the fuck is the other thread about the Cannes is deleted? What the fuck is wrong with the mods on this board? They leave dozens of capeshit and ghostbusters threads up but they delete shit about a fucking film festival?
>>69778600
>first bit is of Refn and Jodorowsky
can already tell this will be good
>>69778721
How mad will these weenies be if Trump actually wins lel
>>69779963
Haha, no.
>>69784278
how mad will /pol/ if he loses? either side is gonna be so ass blasted this election
>>69784243
I literally have no idea, having 10 threads for every aspect of GoT is fine but more then one about a movie and apparently its bad. Fucking stupid shit
>>69784243
because it was that one waifu fag spamming pictures of elle and general lewd commenting
nobody was discussing the actual film or canne
>>69784383
cry more
>>69779904
>flick philosopher
tippitty toppitty kek
>>69783576
Sounds fucking great.
>>69778527
>Neon Demon
>Basically "women are jealous of younger and prettier women" the film
I didn't know that reality was misogynistic
>>69784438
>nobody was discussing the actual film or canne
Except they were. If someone spams a thread with waifu pics, you ban the guy and delete his posts, deleting the thread is retarded as fuck.
Holy shit this board is legit unusable these days.
the good thing is that if there's some sort of outrage about this movie being misogynistic it will inoculate elle against third-wave feminism.
>>69784561
i think thats what happened, OP made the thinly veiled thread so he could post his waifu and when he got banned his OP was deleted too
>>69778527
is neon demon another one of those films were being beautiful sucks?
Can someone explain why movie critics are important?
>>69784243
you're not allowed to talk about movies with female leads on /tv/ unless it's ghostbusters.
>Definitely confirm the null cinematic interest of a pretentious filmmaker convinced himself that is an artist
ouch
>>69784692
People listen to them.
The movies need people to see them to make money.
Critics indirectly damage or help a movies profits.
>In June 2010, Refn stated his interest in directing a Wonder Woman movie starring Christina Hendricks.
WHAT COULD HAVE FUCKING BEEN
>>69784862
>People listen to them.
>>69783674
Ok I need to watch this movie now
>>69785213
I'm not talking about blockbusters dumbass. I'm talking about the sort of crowd that's into these artsy fartsy movies.
>Plebs ITT hating OGF
Get the fuck out, you have absolute shit taste and probably enjoy capeshit.
>>69785358
>he likes OGF
You meme'd too hard.
>>69779449
Back to R eddit you underage fucking shitskin
>>69783576
Well now I have to see this.
>>69785289
Cannes is one step below that
Refn is the biggest hack working in movies today. He's the Hollywood equivalent of Hideo Kojima
>>69778776
>movie directed by Refn
>ever using the phrase "it's about more"
nope
it's about way, way, way less no matter how you end that phrase
shame they cast such an ugly girl
>>69785613
You have a shitty taste
>>69784381
This is fair. Even if Trump losses, though, it's been a lot of fun.
>>69785652
>>69785800
Oh shit
>>69779904
>paternalistic
>>69778527
Misogynistic doesn't mean anything. Friendly reminder that Fight Club was actually dismissed as misogynist when it came out.
>>69781221
What does that telescope thing he has there actually do? I've seen him with one of those before.
>>69784543
>didn't know reality was misogynistic
It isn't, but pointing out facts can be quite triggering.
>>69778527
Well, I'm sold.
>>69786174
It allows you to visualize the composition of a shot without the camera.
>>69786325
Do they match up the lenses or whatever so that they actually look the same? How cameras actually work is never something I bothered to learn about.
>>69778527
When is "misogny / sexist / transphobic" going to go out of fashion?
By 2020 I hope. I think we are starting to see the end of it with the ghostbuster remake.
>>69786411
I keep thinking that the wave has crested, but it hasn't happened yet. Hopefully November will change things.
>>69778824
Spy was good. But the first 30-45 minutes are so bad I'm surprised it's so highly rated
>>69784381
/pol/ is 25% ironic shitposting, 70% don't give a shit shitposting and 5% far right retards.
The majority of /pol/ posters who give a shit and is posting pro trump shit would be happy trump loses
>>69786411
How long'd it take last time, 4-5 years? And we're 2-3 deep. 3.5 at a stretch.
Think the late 80's- early 90's "We care about Spike Lee and campus rape" gave way to Nirvana, David Foster Wallace, and Kevin Smith films within half a decade. For one thing, outrage is exhausting, for another, when feminists start calling N.W.A misogynistic and N.W.A start calling them, racist the whole thing becomes a shit show.
My guess is Trump will provide a centre for "left vs right" until the end of this year, then they'll all start in-fighting and it'll fade away.
>>69786395
Yes, that's why it's so big.
>>69778824
>Chadwick Boseman shows up as Thoth, the god of wisdom, a character who tips this movie's diversity scale by cloning himself a hundred times.
>clones
>diverse
so is the 1996 nutty professor also diverse because one black guy plays half the cast?
>>69778824
>Donald Trumpish
Once again, the namedrop, these reviewers are so predictable.
>>69786684
Joblessness and social media will keep this shit running for a long time, anon. It's not like the 80s or 90s when everything was print and people because distracted. Now it's in your face 24/7 and there are dedicated spaces like tumblr and twitter for it to fester and grow.
>>69787111
Fuck, good point. My only counter would be that it at least won't matter as much as it did before- Tipper Gore and Nancy Reagan had political clout, even just as wives, that the fucking Guardian and NYMag couldn't dream of.
Once it stays contained to the Internet I doubt it'll have a meaningful effect on society at large. Normies are always going to get sick of trends, no matter how fun each week's new "movement" seems
>>69787372
I thought so, too, once. Except you can see these assholes affecting the real world. The fucking president issued a directive about trans bathrooms or they'll cut funding, just an example.
>>69787726
Sure, but who gives a fuck about bathrooms? I mean political standing, money and cultural import, who has legitimate power and who gets the scraps. I could care less who can marry who, long as no one touches my paycheck. And Tumblr and Twitter are never going to, because their trust fund won't fund a political career, and you can't fucking Patreon your way into the Fortune 500
