>Bryan Mills is on a trip
>Jason Bourne has taken his daughter
Can Bryan save his daughter?
Both are at their prime and have everything they need at their disposal
Bourne would destroy him
>>69771584
/thread
>>69771584
The guy crashed a plane by running a car through it, his plot armor is too strong for Bourne
Bryan Mills can't climb a fence without a dozen edits, Bourne would fuck him up
>>69771714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM
>Steven Seagal enters the fray, he wants maggie >graces punani
>>69771745
This implies he can timewarp, Bourne gets destroyed.
>>69771549
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was trained by the CIA. They take a movie “Taken.” They have a 6-foot-3-inch little guy, whether he was Irish or American, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never worked for CIA. He doesn’t speak almost 8 languages. He has never revenged anybody . They make him the Taken. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>69771881
>How did that happen
He was a Big Guy.
>>69771906
Nobody is bigger than Sensei Snatcher
>>69771969
literally
>>69771969
PREG?
>>69772002
thats the same hideous vest he wore in Hard to Kill. He has literally worn his own clothes in his movies since the beginning.
>>69772081
I wonder who's the father?
>>69771549
Jason Bourne is a trained assassin. If he's inconvenienced by Bryan he'd just take the fight to him instead of running, using the daughter as bait if needed.
And by taking the fight to him I mean he'd shoot him in the head with a high-powered rifle from a rooftop across the street while Bryan is doing his whole "talking menacingly on the phone" thing.
The interesting thing would be Jason dating the daughter and getting into trouble again, with Bryan and Jason teaming up while disliking eachother's style, just to protect the family and wipe everything even remotely connected with threadstone, to make sure Jason and the daughter's kid will be safe.
Bourne has autism.
![liam_neeson_70253[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ss4zqFF.jpg "liam_neeson_70253[1].jpg")
Mills would obviously get her back, because he's the protagonist.
He's a tragic hero, who's failed his family countless times, and the only redemption he has left is to save his daughter.
That kind of character never loses.
>>69772775
implying Vlady isn't really Steve's bitch.
>>69773020
>Putin
>bitch
Would a bitch ride a motorcycle with Russian hells angels?
>>69773114
>Putin web brigading on /tv/
Yeah, since he's someone's old lady being passed around back and forth like a rag doll
hell's angels are American. Having commies be bikers is disgraceful.
>>69773114
That's not a motorcycle. It's a bitchcycle.
>>69773114
>biking in dress shoes, pants and shirt
They really taught him how to blend in when he was with the KGB, huh?
>>69773388
yes they did
>>69773114
>tricycle
Pussy
>>69773178
Here's the leader of the Russian biker gang recieving a patriotism medal from President Putin
Russian bikers are the real deal. They are more patriotic than American bikers.
>>69773607
>that outfit
>>69773508
are you saying that trikes are not manly?
This one even has a red neon glow and you still think this is not badass?
>>69773607
>American bikers have a huge number that served in Vietnam
>American bikers STARTED the gangs themselves
>Bikers are born to rebel
>Ruskie bikers suck commy cock
>"They are more patriotic than American bikers."
Fuck off Vlad with your web shillery.
>>69773784
You Commie faggots are so stupid. Do you know how much shit you have to put in to be initiated in a real biker gang?
Get fucked you fake ass pop tricycle vatniks
>>69773819
>Russian bikers has a huge number of Afghan-Soviet and Chechnya war veterans
>Russian biker started their own gangs too
>Russian bikers are born to be patriotic
>American bikers suck each others
>American bikers hate their own country and heritage
>>69773988
You Ruskie faggots are literally attempting to copy American culture. And you end up looking fucking ridiculous.
Russians did not start their own gangs. The Americans invented it first, where the Ruskies ended up making their own bootleg versions after Communism "fell". You literally have to make endless internet memes, that you also copied from American Chuck Norris, to stay relevant in the world.
You guys are as fakest bunch of shits on earth.
>>69774084
There are bikers gangs in almost every country not just Russia or USA. Russian bikers keep it real what being biker is supposed to be, what American bikers used to be.
Todays American bikers are a pale shadow of what they used to be. They are nothing but mentally weak meth smoking, self hating, childhood abuse victims who try to compentate their bad life by trying to imitate what they saw in their American television. Do they even know what they are supposed to represend?
>>69774350
>Stalin
>The ultimate shitpost
I think you're trying to hard there Ivan. They ain't paying you enough rubles to shill this poorly. Your propaganda isn't even that good. Like I said, Americans STARTED it. Did you see that Ivan? Or is the Chechnyan semen too thick on your face? While we they were owning the roads, you ruskies were drinking tomato soup and slinging shit at each other in your musty fishing villages.
Russian bikers never "keep it real" (stop using our slang by the way you filthy vatknik whore!), they're nothing but a hire and paid organization to promote Putin propaganda. They're not different from you web brigade faggots who make Putin memes.
>Todays American bikers are a pale shadow of what they used to be.
You can literally walk into any Hells Angel, Mongol, or Pagan club and they will impale you on kickstands and take target practice shots on you.
