Was she a virgin before Aragorn?
>>69770933
irl? of course not, they never are
>>69770933
Yes. Next question
Real men don't care about the past.
>>69770933
Probably, Elves are the biggest prudes I bet, the only condition Aragorn gets to marry her if he becomes King.
Wasn't she like several hundred years old?
Very pretty eyes, name?
>>69770979
Retroactive cuck detected
>>69770933
No. Next question
>>69771006
she was over 2000 years old. she was a pedophile
>>69770978
Why not use the birds and fly to Mordor and just drop the ring?
>>69771038
>>69770979
>I don't care if my wife has grabbed more dicks than door knobs
t. cuck
>>69770933
What's it to you?
>>69771074
Senpai can you please come up with another one? This one's been answered a thousand times.
>>69771092
I'm happy with my open relationships and my wife's son. Are you jealous?
>>69771074
It also was needed a hobbit to sacrifice. That's why Gandalf sent Frodo and Sam.
They were lucky Gollum was around.
Most people would be repulsed by buying used underwear but are supposed to be okay with used pussies.
>>69771115
So why not let a hobbit ride the bird?
>>69771109
What did the Orc in the beginning of the Two Towers mean by "meats back on the menu boys"? Also how did Gandalf get back so fast after defeating Balrog?
>>69771111
Oh I'm jealous all right - of those numbers
>>69770979
Pfft look at this brainwashed pansy.
Whatever you say, enjoy your used goods.
>>69771133
You jerk your dick daily. What's the difference? You're used goods whore
Who cares.
She's has humans among her ancestors.
That practically makes her a nigger among the elves.
>>69771056
Wasn't Aragorn also like 1000 years old?
>>69770979
Some actually said this IRL and physically winced
>>69771235
aragorn was in his 80's
>>69771235
"Only" 80 something. He aged slower than regular people but was nowhere near immortal
>>69771160
gollum probably wouldn't have wanted to jump off the eagle. or mount it in the first place
>>69770933
lol no
elves are huge sluts
>>69771198
"A virgin who masturbates is merely venting away the vice of lust, male or female. The ones whom seek to drag others into their mire of swamptitude begin to corrupt with the other the purity of what it is to reserve one's own temple for only the most loyal of worshipers."
>>69771296
Why would they need Gollum if they could just fly over Mordor?
>>69770979
>there are actually people who say shit like this and mean it
ringwraiths fly? sauron would be able to detect them easier? frodo is afraid of heights?
>if deus ex machina then why not deus ex machina earlier?
>>69771321
>"A virgin who masturbates is merely venting away the vice of lust, male or female. The ones whom seek to drag others into their mire of swamptitude begin to corrupt with the other the purity of what it is to reserve one's own temple for only the most loyal of worshipers."
>>69771478
Away with you foul deviant
>>69771462
Judging a girl for who she sleeps with is like a Uni judging you for getting a poor grade in Elementary >.>
>>69771494
>Away with you foul deviant
Yes, Tolkien made it clear that elves simply fall in love with one person and that one person only, and then they marry. In fact if an elf is unable to marry the one person they fell in love with, they will never take any spouse whatsoever. An elf who has never fallen in love will never marry for the sake of convenience or political advantage or anything. In elven society marriage is for one's true love and nothing less.
There is no divorce. Even remarrying after one spouse's death was a huge controversial deal when Finwe did it.
Elves represented Tolkien's ideal for unfallen humanity. As a devout Catholic that ideal would obviously include chastity.
>>69770979
When it comes to who she has fucked? Yes I don't care. I have some drunken sexual escapades I regret so I can't judge. If she got pounded every day by some fuckhead who abused her and it took her a while to wake up and end it, that's fine. Most likely she regrets being in such a shit relationship for so long.
When it comes to how many she has fucked? Nopee. Fuck that. WIth numbers there is a point of no return depending on age. At some point someone just has to get self-aware and go "God damn I need to slow down and stop fucking so many different people. I'll get an STD or some shit."
>>69771313
not in tolkien's world you disgusting weeb
>>69771038
>>69771092
>>69771176
>>69771250
>>69771462
>Insecurity: The posts
Thanks god that I am a good fucker.
>>69770933
elfs are basically muslims, so yes
its the reason why so many muslims like it
>>69771586
bullshit so how comes legolas got over fucking tauriel when he got cucked
>>69771966
t. ahmed
>>69771947
>Bait: the Post: 2
I guess I can't blame you though, it worked and people are rustled bad
>>69771947
>implying
pretty secure in the knowledge that I'm not a cuck like you
>>69772003
that's not Tolkien that's fan fiction
>>69772120
Yes, you are. Maybe by somebody like me.
>>69772008
What is the point of your post?
>>69771290
He didn't age slower, he lived longer.
>>69770979
Would you rather buy Used with high chance of emotional baggage? Or Like New?
The choice is yours.
>>69771386
for the hobbit sacrifice, or would you prefer frodo?
>>69772003
legolas never cared about tauriel romantically
>>69772666
are you fucking dumb? he got cucked in the hobbit
>>69773866
Gay people can't get cucked
>>69771074
The Eagles are intelligent. Have you considered how horrifying it would be if one of them took the ring for themselves? Giant, invisible eagles with the power of the Sauron. Yikes.
>>69770933
Nah, I saw her get rammed in Stealing Beauty.
Nice shot of the pussy, as I recall.
>>69770979
>buying used punani
>>69772565
>didn't age slower
>man in his 80s looks like a fit as fuck 35 year old
u wot m8
>>69771586
this is the correct answer
>>69772565
