Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman are out to kill you. The only person who can save you is the protagonist of the last movie you watched. How fucked are you?
Who is the protagonist of Samsara?
>>69770167
Hell yeah, Dutch!
GET TO DA CHOPPA!
>Wreck-It Ralph
I watched the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie last week I think. Jack Sparrow is very lucky, but I don't know if that will help me.
Who is the protagonist of civil war? Anyway I'm still pretty much fucked.
Probably very.
Chev Chelios from Crank High Voltage. I would pay to watch this movie.
x-men apocalypse, thought i was safe, but its mystique isnt it
>>69770167
Consider their motherfucker birthdays snatched
>>69770167
The Schizophrenic from a beautiful mind... FUCK.
Richard fucking Sharpe? Good odds.
>>69770167
Anton Yelchin in Green Room.
Well, if he can beat a gang of nazis with one arm and a machete...
>>69770280
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
I think he can handle them
>>69770167
ash ketchum and team rocket ... shit
>>69770167
Bronson
should be fine, he's a big guy
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>>69770395
Well, at least you didn't watch any of his other movies.
>>69770395
YE DAFT BASTUD
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>>69770167
I'm cool beans.
>>69770167
The last movie i watched was click
they don't stand a chance
Highlander, baby! I like my chances.
>>69770167
Last film I watched was Civil War so I got Cap protecting me.
>>69770167
>pic related
I guess I'm safe then
>>69770167
Mick O'Brien from Bad Boys.
He wasted an Ebony & Ivory team before. Not fucked at all.
>>69770167
Well I just watched Bloodsport.
What do I get here?
No issues on my end senpai
>>69770167
The last full length movie I sat through was attack on Titan 2. So I'm not sure.
>>69770167
>Literally just watched Conan the Barbarian last night before bed
Think I will be okay.
I'll be fine
>>69770167
I think captain America can handle those two.
>>69770167
Split Second (1953)
pretty fucked. i can get blown up or i can hide in a cave and wait to get van damaged.
>the board is literally overrun with capeshit fans
Jesus christ.
>>69770167
Mew
>>69771931
>protagonist
I think you mean Iron Man. And after typing this I realised you didn't mean Civil War but fuck it, I'm not deleting this.
>Thor
I want to say yes, but there's a non-zero chance that Thor will job to them.
>>69770212
That on LSD.
Wew lad.
>>69770280
I'm only now realizing that there were no electric eels in this movie.
Literally the only way I could think to improve it.
>>69773598
It was weaker than Baraka, the only exception being the French man who sculpts his face. Koyaanisqatsi was better than both.
Seeing as I've seen them both killed by a Stallone character, I'd say I'm okay.
>>69770167
Based Cap could take them both down with one hand.
The hot blond from the VVitch.
She'll probably just kill me herself anyway.
>>69773355
Black Panther was actually the good guy of that movie. Even though the Captain was my favorite, I have to admit he was the bad guy in a way.
>>69773931
happy motoring
>>69770167
The guys from Hot Tub Time Machine
Hm...
>>69774393
Well now you can go back in time and make yourself another film.
Oh wait, no, that'd create a paradox.
>Bane "crashing this plane" video.
>not full Batman TDKR movie.
>technically CIA guy is the protagonist.
I'll be okay.
He is CIA, he have a plan and he is the authority.
I'll be fine...., right ?
