Is there something more pointless than a fucking sex scene? Wow, you get some moaning and touching. Who the fuck wants to see this shit? It's always the exact same shit and it's in every single movie or tv series that is targeted at adults. First I thought only americans did this pointless hot sex garbage but everyone and their mother does this. Are movies and TV so pleb that they only can show love or passion trough a sex scene?
i want to see it it makes me so horny i get a big stiff boner and i moan not voluntarily mmmm
>>69755669
OP, watch this shit.
http://youtu.be/Ajk-PR4RUn4
>>69755669
I agree. It's normie screen filler.
now that the "male gaze" is not allowed i.e. no fun or enjoyment allowed, every scene is boring "realistic" sex (usually involving a non-white man)
even worse when it cuts directly from talking to pounding
nude scenes should be tasteful and enjoyable like showing off an actress's quality rack or butt for a few seconds
>>69755669
most patrician films out there show sex scenes you pleb faggot
>>69755669
Imagine a movie like Crash (1996) or Basic Instinct without sex. Then delete this thread.
>virgin buttmad he cant get laid makes thread about how everyone should pretend sex doesnt exist
lmaoing at ur life
>>69755855
That's because every single movie rated 18+ has a sex scene you fucking degenerate.
>>69755766
>Burger Kean
Fucking kill yourself.
>>69755935
>some movies do it well so others should keep putting in filler ones too
????
>>69755949
mmm girl post your pusy slit
I only enjoy sex scenes if it involves a white woman surrounded by many, mostly older, well hung black gentlemen
>>69755669
sex scenes are only good if they include big black bulls.
otherwise they are so unrealistic
>>69756023
A great time for you to be alive then.
>>69755999
OP implied ALL sex scenes are worthless. Obviously a retarded viewpoint. I gave only two examples that prove he is BTFO.
![MPW-40635[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VJpFmwk.jpg "MPW-40635[1].jpg")
I don't think a scene that shows just enough to get the point "they had sex" across is pointless, but those long drawn out ten minute long ones like pic related had certainly are.
Otherwise it just feels like you're watching really badly acted porn where everything that makes porn worth watching removed.
>>69755669
The sopranos doesn't really have any. It's always post sex. They did have one when he fucks the girl in his office at the waste management plant and slaps her ass as she goes cross eyed and has her tits out.
>>69756056
dude yeah there are so many movies where tight white pussies get stretched by bbc man
get a grip
>>69755669
Go get laid, anon. Sex deprivation is driving you mad.
Go pay for a hooker, or rape you're sister or whatever.
>>69756098
This is exactly it though. You can imply that people are having sex or that they had sex in a million ways. But instead we get a drawn out sex scene all the fucking time.
>>69756056
I've never, ever seen that in a movie.
Actually, now that I think about it, I can't think of a single big budget film released in my lifetime with a black/white interracial sex scene in it.
>>69756162
They have plenty of sex scenes in the sopranos, idiot.
>>69756196
No I agree.
It needs to be removed entirely.
Either that or go full on porn. This lukewarm sex garbage is nothing but filler.
>>69756228
define big budget
>>69756196
you actually like 'sex' scenes in flicks?
why?
>>69756228
>big budget
Trash like that is reserved strictly for indie hipster straight to cukflix shit.
>>69755669
Very rarely it can serve a purpose. Erotic dramas or erotic horror like Species are essentially it. Also comedy if done right, like in RocknRolla.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfpjkO44Rc4
Otherwise they're completely pointless. Especially if they don't involve tits.
>>69756098
I remember me and my friends burst into laughter when that happened. It went on forever and was filmed in such a bizarre awkward way, with Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" of all things playing, some of the most unfitting music to ever grace a sex scene. It was just bad it every way but you could tell the director thought he had done something amazing with it.
>>69756098
>watchmen
Am I the only one who laughed out loud at the sex scene?
>>69756422
Damn, beat me to it by a few seconds.
>>69756422
it was pretty much meant to be cringey like that
>>69756464
No, I did too, particularly because they chose to use the hallelujah song from Shrek to use for that scene.
>>69756514
The whole damn movie is cringey. I don't understand why people act like it's the greatest capeshit ever created.
>>69756361
>open video
>comments
>still a better love story than twilight
This pleb meme catched me completely off guard.
>>69756545
Probably because it's the only capeshit that's grown up and aimed at adults.
Also, it shows a super "hero" murdering a pedophile.
>>69756545
Because capeshit is so shitty to begin with, that something being only mediocre is standout.
>>69756545
The opening credits were pretty fucking awesome but yeah the rest of the movie is pretentious Edgy McEdgelord boredom.
>>69756642
>it shows a super "hero" murdering a pedophile
More accurate would be "super" "hero".
>>69756726
This and the Manhattan Goes To Mars scene were the only good ones. Such a damned shame that Snyder can get so much visually right while fucking up what made the source material work in the first place. This is a fairly recent thing, too. 300 was pretty fucking on the ball, but that was probably due to the simplicity of the story.
>nobody read watchmen
>>69757133
I have. Hence why I only liked the opening titles and the Manhattan on Mars montage.
>>69757823
Is it true these scenes were unsimulated?
>>69755669
Let me guess, you're a virgin that identifies yourself as asexual.
>>69757823
I hate it in tv and films that the woman always has her bra on when she fucks.
Fight scenes are just about as pointless and unrealistic. The only ones worth watching are between Peter Griffin and the Chicken.
>>69755735
do you post comments on porn sites
>>69758707
i don't watch porn it degenerate
>>69755669
I have thought this for years. Cannot recall ever seeing a relevant sex scene.
>>69756464
My friends started singing hallelujah and making all those black "AWWW YEAH" voices.
Absolute gold.
>>69759796
Actually, i'll correct myself here because some cunt just put up a thread about Knock Knock. The relevancy there ofcourse is that he gives in and fucks them. Usually shit to do with infidelity is okay.
>>69757823
You know, for this filename to make sense, Jessica has to be married or at least seeing someone else. Both of them are single.
it has to be meaningful to the plot or characters in some way
to use a pleb example, it makes sense to show cersei and jamie fucking in game of thrones in the first episode because the little kid sees it, it's fucked up because it's incest, and he gets murdered for it
if it's just boobs and vague humping you're either watching a decent horror movie or filler schlock
>>69757823
>Sex scene with a night gown
>>69760487
well she didkill his wifeso kinda
>it's a TV-14 sex scene
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT. FUCKING NORMIES RUINING MY TV WITH THEIR NEED FOR SEX, JUST WATCH A PORNO.
>>69755669
Newsflash: the guy who has never had sex before has a problem watching people have sex, more at 11.
>>69761029
>>69761029
I doubt OP even knows what sex feels, smells and looks like anyway. To """him""", sex involves 2D women who squeal like a drowning puppy and squirt gallons of water out of their gaping pussy slits.
Please tell me you faggots are baiting, I don't wanna imagine a world where I can't see hot actresses simulate sex.
>>69755669
Jessica Jones was pretty shit but, I'll give them credit for making the sex Luke Cage and her something that ends up being very relevant to the plot.Luke finds out Jessica was responsible for his wife's murder and justifiably freaks the fuck out that he's been sticking it in the killer of his wife.
>>69755735
I agree lad it makes my willy go proper straight wayy heyy!!
>>69755669
I fast forward through most scenes involving women since they still insist on doing painful girly stuff like bumping uglies and whining about their feelings endlessly. If I wanted to hear that shit I'd get a gf
>>69757823
>prone bone
This nigga knows what up
I skip through most sex scenes. They're just boring. Here's how it usually plays out:
>2 characters flirt a little
>shot of them talking/ smiling but you can't hear what they're saying
>scene cuts to them having sex
>missionary or cowgirl if you're lucky, girl moaning, guy finishes, they both lie back on bed
There are some notable exceptions.
The sex scene in Killer Joe was pretty arousing.
i agree it's pointless unless the actress gets her tits out at the very least
never have i watched a movie and needed a sex scene to advance a plot point or character
>>69765640
YOU'RE JUST A VIRGIN11111111
I pick up my phone and look away during kisses, too.
>>69765640
I enjoyed how guy ritchie did the sex scene in rocknrolla, just a few quick cuts and then its all over, kinda like real sex.
i masturbated alongside with my mom once during a sex scene when i was still living at home. we never spoke about it after.
>>69760487
No it wouldn't dipshit, it's like nobody knows what cuckold even fucking means anymore
It's not having sex with a nigger
It's not being cheated on
It's when the male of the relationship watches or gets his partner involved with someone else for his own gratification.
>>69766092
>nobody knows what cuckold even fucking means anymore
Apparently that includes you, too.
>>69758173
Yeah why do americans do this
In some movies series they even have their clothes on when they wake up the morning after
It is very weird
>>69755669
>Is there something more pointless than a fucking sex scene?
Only the redundancy in this sentence.
>>69766020
Did you jizz in her face?
>>69755766
Gas yourself
>>69755669
Gotta agree, OP. When porn exists, "steamy" sex scenes are stupid.
Actually Americans are the only ones who have to make a big deal about it because they're weird religious retards who have a totally fucked up relationship with sexuality.
>hurrr a boob so horrible can't you just show more killing again durrr i believe noahs arc is a fact that happened exactly as in the bible
Which sex scenes are the best?
The sensual, slow ones or the raw, quick ones?
>>69770517
I'm european and I fucking hate Euro Cinema, especially french
>we have to le show guy running around with flopping penis and a gigantic bush in every movie and half the movie is just fucking
>we're so okay with our sexuality :D
>>69770507
I don't know, I still think a really well directed and shot sex scene starring a beautiful actress is hotter than anything the porn industry can come up with.
>>69755669
watch that shitty show Banshee if you really want to see pointless filler sex scenes.
ROADHOUSE had some sex scenes that really made you think...
>>69755669
i think i can speak for all loser virgins who can't get laid here that sex scenes areb a painful reminder that ur an uggo and that's why u hate them
i'm sure if i was good looking and got laid i wouldn't mind it because i could relate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njHAgyzQan8
80s did it better
