The Millennium Falcon is a glorified forklift
How does this make you feel?
>>69750226
Fine, it was designed as a cargo ship and forklifts move cargo.
>>69750226
As a forklift operator, it makes me feel damn good, man.
I want nerdshit to die.
That was the point, it was some heavily tricked piece of junk
>>69750266
One of the easiest, most boring, well paid entry level jobs out there.
who
gives
a
fuck
>>69750226
FUCK YOU GEORGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
YOU RUINED IT EVERYTHING
>>69750226
thats why its so maneuverable
>>69750310
and yet you're still a NEET virgin
It was always a cargo ship, what's the problem?
>>69750434
Try again, senpai
>>69750434
>NEET
>for having a job
>>69750434
>that not so subtle projection
>>69750434
>being this self-conscious about picking heavy things up and putting them down all day
You must be from /fit/
>>69750226
My bike is a glorified scooter but it still kicks ass.
>>69750304
This
Solo was a hipster who thought it would be so funny to turn an industrial shit heap into a hyper-drive ready battle cruiser.
>>69750304
This
>>69751166
More of a smuggler's run and gun than a battle cruiser, but maybe I'm quibbling.
>>69750434
Damn you got #BTFO
>>69751166
>>69751305
This OP you autist. It's explicitly stated as such. In the fucking movie. Luke calls it a piece of junk. Han talks about his modifications.
Considering Luke was the equivalent of an inbred Amerifat redneck from Nowheresville, Midwest, then it really must have been a heap of shit if even he thought it was a heap of shit. Han and previous owners had tricked it out for smuggling you absolute retard,
It would be much more analogous to a tugboat than a forklift.
>>69750226
Wow, that means it's pretty powerful in its engines
>>69751305
>>69751166
It was a freighter used for smuggling. The whole point was to look nondescript.
If it was supposed to push big cargo containers, that makes a huge amount of sense. Why would someone search an unloaded freighter returning to pick up another load? Yet even the base model should also have a heavily-built frame, precise handling, and powerful engines. Lots to work with for outrunning the popo.
>>69750226
I already knew it was a common model of freighter. I think the external cargo containers just make it cooler.
>>69750226
neat. i always wondered why it had that 'notch' in the front.
Han totally said it was a cargo vessel though, he just suped it up.
>>69750310
I saw some pretty creative forklift drivers working retail. Figuring out how to load customer trucks and trailers with machines so you can be as lazy as possible really leads to some interesting shit.
>>69752405
its like the first thing you get taught as a forkie, if you can use a forklift to do it, do it with a forklift. even if it takes longer.
>>69752371
>suped it up
Thank you for not spelling it "souped".
What do they even think it means?
>>69750310
Listen here, you motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
Forklift driving is serious business
>>69752494
Spending 20 minutes figuring out how to get out of 10 minutes of work, etc. Not that I mind saving backs.
>>69751039
You like bikes that put your ass in the air?
>>69750266
Not exactly like forklifts are hard to operate.
>>69752532
"You've passed the Forklift Specialist Examination. Here is your license to kill."
>>69750226
TUGGERS!
Russel Crowe as the reincarnated Han Solo when?
OP your mum is a glorified vacuum cleaner but that doesn't make her free blowjobs any less stupendous
>>69750226
Hey George, we took that stupid ship design or yours and retro-conned it so it makes sense.
>>69750226
Forklift? More like the cab on a big rig or a freight train. Really powerful engines.
Kinda reminds me of the ships on Space Truckers
