Has it failed before it even got a chance?
It failed when the original cast left. There was never any hope that it could carry on. It will shamble on air as a putrid construct of some insane necromancer's creation.
>Chris Evans
Looks more like JUST than Captain America
>>69744614
Course it has.
All the presenters have no documentary credentials, or personality. They have no motoring credentials, apart from Chris collects Ferrari's that he never drives. To top it all off they hired a fucking actor as a main presenter, if that wasn't enough of a hint that all the stuff they do is made up bullshit.
>>69744614
>Brad Pitt has been replaced by Jesse eisenberg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69744614
>Has it failed before it even got a chance?
Yes because Jeremy, James and Richard have gone.
>>69745067
Who is that Jew fucking to get all those roles?
>>69744614
>yfw Brad Pitt shows up on the first episode of The Grand Tour
Looking forward to watching this go down in flames
i just wanted to let you all know that chris evans is a piece of shit and nobody likes him, how he got the role is beyond me because he is so utterly unlikeable and a beady little shell of a man
>>69745264
I thought you nigs said she got a breast reduction surgery
>>69745011
every fucking thread.
no one on the show knows anything EXCEPT leblanc. he's a genuine car enthusiast and had a track time that rivaled stigs.
all evans can do is say whether a car is pretty or not (as long as its a ferrari) but cant drive for shit, is timid and would never be willing to get into any shenanigans or stray too far off script at any point in the show and most definitely would not give the bantz.
>>69745443
yfw chris evans vomited after sabine turned too fast for him
>>69745443
i dont get the hate for leblanc, hes a bro and is a genuine lad with decent banter
chris evans is just a ginger mong
>>69745525
Yeah this was the tipping point for me; it's like having a show about swimmers and having your host wear floaters.
>>69745264
jesus christ my dickkkkk
>>69744614
DUDE CARS LMAO
TONIGHT...
>>69744614
JUST Gear.
>>69745562
too many people think of him as the doofus from friends, friends was popular, popular things are bad, everyone else on the show is bad, it's just poor framing for poor Matt altogether.
With any luck this show will make the sole achievement of giving leblanc a career boost
The 2nd season of "New" Top gear will be much better when Joey takes over as lead presenter. The guy is genuinely great.
![loser[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/qfLvCiC.gif "loser[1].gif")
>>69744614
Jeremy is the embodiment of a manchild, and he totally deserved to be fired, but let's face it he IS Top Gear, so the BBC either should have sucked it up or canceled the entire show.
This, what they are doing right now is literally throwing money down the drain.
I can't wait to see this trainwreck.
Four episodes before it's canned.
>a part of Clarkson's appeal, at least to some segments of the audience, is his "last sane man" common sense/slightly right-wing attitude
>BBC sliding ever more visibly to the left, making Clarkson's perceived role more important
>LET'S GET RID OF HIM
>>69746121
>>69745562
The fact that the first trailer showed him and not Evans is telling.
>>69745405
she did but still has double ds i believe
>>69744614
'World War Z star'
Brad Pitt is only 52? I thought he was in his 60s. He still looks like he's about 40 though.
>>69744614
I never gave a fuck about cars and I loved the old Top Gear because the cast had great chemistry, real personalities, and the stunts and challenges were entertaining. It was all about the guys, and how much they loved cars, rather than being about cars.
There's no way the show can work without them. There's already a shitty 'educational' Top Gear about cars narrated by boring losers no one gives a fuck about, and it is called Top Gear America. I'm sure they'll keep this turd going as long as that turd out of spite regardless of lack of viewership.
>>69746428
>his "last sane man" common sense
lol. There's nothing stopping you from reading his dumbshit columns in newspapers.
>>69746428
hadn't BBC's head Jew wanted to get rid of him for awhile?
talking about Clarkson youtube keeps recommending me this video of Frankie boyle, dissing Clarkson and it is making me furious.
I dont particularly like clarkson or top gear but this cuck is pathetic. literally on the verge of crying about muh rasicm and offense yet he tells edgy jokes for a living what a complete bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qrCrxixBKY
>>69746732
I'm not whining about it, I'm questioning the logic. Those columns and books are obviously a factor in his popularity. Given how popular Top Gear is worldwide, and how much of that is down to Clarkson, why the fuck would you threaten that?
>>69746827
There was a thing by him in the graun the other day where he said Trident was capitalist. He's a fucking mong.
>>69746827
Frankie Boyle is a total cuck
Just disregard everything he says
I don't get it, is it just a british show about cars or what?
>>69745264
>how he got the role is beyond me
Because he's a little weasel of a man who'll do whatever the BBC says
>>69746673
He looks good for his age
>world war z star Brad Pitt
>>69747205
That's El Brado
>>69744614
>Top Gear Australia is shit because they can't recreate the cast's dynamic
>Top Gear Russia is shit because they can't recreate the cast's dynamic
>Top gear Korea is shit because they can't recreate the cast's dynamic
>Top Gear China is shit because they can't recreate the cast's dynamic
>Top Gear USA is shit because they can't recreate the cast's dynamic
>clarkson starts to act too retarded and has to be kicked out
>wat do
>"I know,why not do what has already failed five times?"
>>69747205
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>69747249
I was only aware of Top Gear USA. How much fucking cash are BBC making shilling this franchise worldwide?
>>69747282
just say jdimsa it's much quicker and we all know what it means. Also stop the fucking emoticons shit.
>>69745011
>They have no motoring credentials
>Sabine Schmitz
>no motoring credential
Winning the 24 hours Hurrdurrring already gives her more motoring credential than Clarkson, Hammond and may have together.
Too bad she is boring as shit and couldn't host a show if her life depended on it.
>>69747363
>telling someone who clearly has autism to change what they're doing
thats not how it works
>>69747171
It was a british show about 3 funny men having fun.
The new format is a ginger, a yank, a girl, a black, a muslim and a jew doing a car show.
>>69747320
A lot.
because that's nt even taking translated version of Top Gear they re selling everywhere. Before Top Gear Russia, the original show was translated into russian. Same goes for Top Gear France. Brits are pretty good at making people buy their crappy tv shows.
>>69747171
It's a british show about three men making fun of each other and sometimes car races happen while they do it.
It's actually pretty good, even if yo uare not interested in cars.
>>69747460
>a ginger
Worse than that, he's a DJ
>>69747320
>I was only aware of Top Gear USA.
m8 theres a whole world of top bantz with the lads youve been missing out on. 22 series worth in fact.
>>69747665
Hamster was a DJ too, and he was okay.
Heck, he had even more things going against him
>former DJ on local radios
>manlet
>least /fa/ individual on he plane, aside from James May
>needed hair implants and teeth whitening
>liked bikes
>>69747410
That's why she was best in those little Nürburg segments where she destroyed Clarksons lap times and left again.
As a German i must say her english ist far too limited for proper banter.
>>69748117
What's wrong with bikes?
>>69745264
GOAT waifu
>>69746827
>yet he tells edgy jokes for a living
Fucking this!
Clarkson has never, ever said anything remotely close to Boyles joke about Harvey Price. And this Scottish cuck has the nerve to try and take the moral high ground? It's madness.
>>69747410
She's a woman though, that makes any of her accomplishments a joke.
Good chris evans looks like a fart
>>69748624
Even Harvey Price is an edgy little shit.
>>69748656
With parents like his, and the fact he's a fat mongoloid, I can forgive him his edginess.
