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>I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>69722109
Does >[laughs] imply that he laughed at that point or that people laughed at him as he said it?
>>69722109
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>69722109
i thought it was just a mean that people think tom cruise was mean to be the actual last samurai instead of just the guy who watched the last of the samurai die
>>69722142
Every time I read this now all I can imagine is him saying it in the movie. Its been burned into my mind.
>>69722109
The Last Samurai was absolutely amazing and even the most ardent Seagalfan has to realise that even prime Seagal couldn't play that role.
>>69722109
Running form says everything about a man. You be the judge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv2bAqk9PLw
>>69722109
>450.000
That's an oddly precise number. Is he true?
>>69722285
Exactly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQFzHrridw8
Estimates how many punani Seagal has snatched in Japan?
I would say maybe 10% of children born there since the 70s are actually his bastards
>whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care
every time
>>69722156
People who never watched the movie. It's also possible Tom thought he was the last samurai.
EASY
I bet he sits at home and watches the movie every so often whilest wearing his gi and swinging a sword around, I bet hes broke a few lampshades doing this.
Will sensei Seagal ever do another ama?
>>69723035
I remember thinking that at first. It's understandable especially if you know fuck all about the time period which let's face it is 99.9% of the western world.
>>69723081
>EAZYYYY
ITS 60 DOLLARS. STOP TRYING TO JEW ME DOWN TO 50. ITS NOT EVEN THE MONEY AT THIS POINT JUST PAY ME BACK. ITS NOT EVEN A LOT OF MONEY
>>69723159
>I'm a cop and have been for a very long time?
Since 50-s, i suppose? And why the fuck would he even say it.
>>69723211
OI WHERE YOU GOING?
>>69723829
*mumbles*
what you think I'm doing?
>>69723838
EASY
>>69722304
That's my favorite part of the whole thing. There's so much to enjoy in that quote, the truly the 450,000 is the best part. Why didn't he just say a gazillion?
>>69723863
>>69722109
Tom Cruise wasn't the last samurai though
>>69722130
Beatiful
>>69723882
>pissing stops then resumes
>>69722109
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in overseas. I was schooled by CIA. I was given the title of Operative. They take a movie “Taken.” They have a 6-foot-4-inch little guy, whether he was Irish or American, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never worked for CIA . He doesn’t speak 8 languages. He has never held a pistol. They make him the Taken. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/movies/actor-steven-seagal-claims-liam-neeson-cant-fight-like-real-action-movie-guys-30325065.html
>>69724098
>the sound editor intentionally added this in
This is so good.
>>69724227
>Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it
Gets me every time
OPER
ATOR
>>69724227
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in overseas. I was schooled by CIA. I was given the title of Operative. They take a movie “The Dark Knight Rises.” They have a 5-foot-10-inch small guy, whether he was in charge or not I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never worked for CIA . He doesn’t speak 8 languages. He has never held a pistol. They make him the The Dark Knight Rises. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>69724306
>>69724322
>his face when someone walks into the room when hes changing hands
>>69724306
>>69724322
what is this technique called?
>>69724328
Seagal would have been perfect for Bane. What happened?
>>69724398
>If I snatched that motherfucker mask, would you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>Well I'm sorry to hear that
He would've been great CIA too
>>69724398
>no one cared who i was until i did Bobby Lupo
>>69724306
>>69724322
He has to have some kind of disability
>>69722130
>>69724375
Its called "i saw ex Delta Force guy on youtube do it and now i want to do it in my movies all the time" technique.
>>69724322
>>69724306
>Hands so sweaty he has to change constantly
>>69724471
mental or physical?
>>69724441
>Bane stands up and breaks his cuffs
>CIAgal casually tugs his arm and he goes flying
>Grabs a gun and shoots all the brothers
>Jumps out the plane with Pavel and a parachute
>>69724525
I like how just does the same move twice
It's like it was his new "thing" at the time and insisted on using it all the time
>>69724322
>>69724306
Who operates better?
>>69722130
Savage
>>69723287
Still sore?
>>69724525
Maybe both. Def mental though. The guy legit thinks he's been made a bodhisattva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgYlKtLq9FE
EASY
>>69724525
>>69724975
I think it was just an unchecked ego before, but these days its really hard to tell. I guess when youre seagal-kino levels, you have to be a little insane. Like most artist, he wont be fully appreciated in his time.
Can I just ask
What
the
fuck
is wrong
with America
Here you have a legitimate zen master, martial arts virtuoso, operator extraordinaire, multilingual lawman philosopher, a modern fucking warrior poet king AND HE IS NOT YOUR PRESIDENT?!
Your motherfucker country deserves to have its birthday snatched
>>69725010
did I just watch the whole movie
>>69725010
this man has no brakes at all
EASY
>>69725139
I think Seagal was a screw loose even before his fame. Going in to Hollywood and becoming famous just fueled his ego and mental issues.
What is this all the trailer from? I've been putting off seeing it this whole time
>>69725206
>AND HE IS NOT YOUR PRESIDENT?!
He'd likely leave Putin to run roughshod over Europe, so I don't know if that's in your best interest or not.
>>69722130
Legit awesome image and great game.
>>69722285
Don't care. Lanky, young Seagal is fuckin' sexy.
>>69722561
>Cмeтaнa
>>69722285
>Last Samurai
>>69723159
>I'm a cop in movies, this means that any fictitious backstory I have in those movies are REAL!
How can he be so retarded? The only cop stint he had was the voluntary sheriff which only lasted a month before he killed a dog and destroyed a house.
What is wrong with him, why does he have to pretend to be some assassin or some shit? Is being an action hero not enough for him?
Also he literally picked up that buddha shit so he wouldn't have to fight anyone ever because he doesn't want to be called out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1il9FT5eZ0
>>69725524
That thing where you play pretend with the other kids, but one of the kids thinks its real. Im certain he has it but hasnt had an official diagnosis because doctors are secret agents that want to syphon his power or something. This isnt acting to him, its a biography. He claims to have invented a fucking kick and is combating the Yakuza for fuck sake.
>>69724525
honestly I like this, the attacker just throws his arms around and seagal just taps him on the head.
>>69724306
>>69724322
You forgot one
>>69722130
>robert
VAN DAM
>>69725435
>implying Trump would've do the same.
>>69722109
Was he ever punched or hurt in any movie he has done? I'm being serious here. Every webm and movie I've seen with him it's just people falling over while he walks out of the fight completely unharmed.
>>69725620
why two watches?
>>69723287
OOOOOOGH
>>69725673
>he doesn't wear two watches
This is why you'll never operate on his level
>>69725139
One of the most mysterious things about Seagal is his spray-on hairline is halfway down his forehead. It was never that low with his real hair.
https://youtu.be/_zVhPoP5WiY
He is legit.
>>69725659
he shit his pants after being choked out unconscious after saying it is literally impossible to ever choke him out
>>69725620
>Steven "Symmetrical Sensei" Seagal
>>69723159
That ama was the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time
>>69725620
RAPEOTOR
>>69725765
>at ready all the time.
stop
>>69725737
what the actual fuck
>>69725737
Kek what the fuck
He looks out of breath lightly slapping some guys head
>>69725751
Symmetry is a facet of the Buddha nature
https://youtu.be/mTT08xzcUKs
>>69725737
He can't fight for shit.
There, i said it.
>>69725742
Once iota of proof this happened pls
I fucking love Seagalposting
>>69725803
EASY
>>69725855
Holy fuck, I just noticed that guy's in Game of Thrones.
>>69725805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1il9FT5eZ0
>>69725737
>that repeated cqc-like move from MGS1 when you tap on circle button 3 times a row
That was neat.
>>69725913
Your notion of what constitutes proof is laughable
>>69725937
Ok, Seagal.
>>69725808
I miss Brendanposting and Ericrobertsposting.
Wha happened?
>>69725737
Kek, you can literally see him get more confident when he lands a couple of head slaps
>>69725010
>america
>Japanese set
wtf?
>>69725913
>some guy tells a story he claims to have been told by another random guy to a couple of guys
How could it not be true
>>69725883
>>69725966
Brendan is stisorebadafidybaks
>>69725524
He's a literal fedora who somehow got famous.
>>69725947
>everyone itt doesn't understand the buddha nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
>>69725883
>guy's in Game of Thrones.was
>>69725991
it was filmed in his home
>>69726024
You still sore about that 50k
>>69725737
I was expecting the guy to actually fight back. ITs one thing to do little taps like that, but its another entirely to have them actually cause any kind of harm, that shit doesnt look like it would phase anyone coming at you with any kind of force.
>>69722130
Still needs a SEaGAl logo on it.
>>69726079
Nope
>>69725737
You every watch DBZ or any anime where they have some kind of deep hidden energy behind their punches and slaps? Sensei Seagal mastered that shit years ago and this fighter was so stunned by the immense pressure bursting through his head and body that he just couldn't fight back
Truly humbling
>>69724306
>God this gun is heavy, better switch hands
>>69722109
I read it in the voice of someone imitating his voice.
>>69726315
In my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgYlKtLq9FE
upcoming kino masterpiece
>>69726396
>that thumbnail
>based sensei was in an all black band growing up in detroit, japan while learning the ways of the warrior
>>69726530
also while being 4 years old in 50's
>>69726424
>20 minute long scene of soldiers running up to him one at a time to be chopped down, even the gatling gunners
>>69726396
>We need somebody who can successfully take out the neshtfuhmhurvm
>>69726566
Is there anything this man can't do?
Is his head slap "technique" based on an actual martial art?
>>69726446
>oh my God Sensei Seagal a bomb!
>Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69726571
>they stop shooting and run down to attack
Amazing
>>69726571
>forgetting the part where the final villain has a pistol aimed at him 10 meters away and even though Seagal shows no fear or surrender whatsoever he still approaches to within 3 feet to shit talk him and get his wrist broken
>>69722156
people are retarded and dont realize samurai is plural
>>69726613
>Because now
>I'm going to cut every motherfucking wire
>>69726446
>>69726613
>>69726729
>>69726396
>we need somebody who can successfully take out the nensdhfhnajhdbjksadhgf
what did he mean by this?
>>69726600
I think we need to ask, if a technique practised by someone as spiritually enlightened and technically skilled at fighting as Seagal is, is not considered a martial art, then what can be?
>>69726583
wtf does he even say
>>69726769
>Do you have a single fiddehbuhgs to back that up?
>>69726600
This "slap" you so sarcastic about is the ancient brain damaging technique. You must know the special points in human skull and touch them. It can even crack the skull from the inside.
>>69724398
Batman would've lost if he had been cast
>>69726801
Good point.
>>69726847
I was wrong to doubt Seagal-sensei.
https://youtu.be/azXmzUSg0Ak
>>69726847
In fact a master like Steven can control what he invokes with his """"slap"""" if he wished it he could literally slap enlightenment in a person
>>69724532
>>CIAgal
It was meant to be!
>>69725206
We're about to elect a WWE hall of famer. Everything's great.
>>69722285
Steven Seagal vs Mistress T
who wins?
>>69727761
Sensei Seagal because Mistress T would get her punani snatched
>>69727761
The bull
>wear two watches
>know how to whistle
What's next on my path of enlightenment?
>>69728577
post a new girl or forever be known as the fat australian who shitposted for a year before killing himself
>>69727761
fuck you, now ive gotta handle this morning wood
>>69724525
Did Steven design that outfit himself?
>>69728577
That's a handsome lad you've posted there. Is he in sports?
>>69728848
He wears his own clothes in his movies
>>69728577
>deleted
Mods confirmed for birthday snatchers
>>69724690
Holy shit, is that the mother from HIMYM?
