The first episode of "new" Top Gear will be airing on the 29th of May.
Is /tv/ excited?
>>69721772
No.
The American Top Gear has hit it's stride and is best gear now.
>>69721772
kek
fuck no.
Exicted to see OP raped by a pack of niggers.
FUCK OFF, FAG!
>>69721899
is this a fucking joke
anyways nobody cares, OP, everybody's just waiting to see what the three stooges come up with on their amazon show
>>69721772
>People need to know this is the new diverse top gear
>Well... We could have our new cast member wear a shirt with the symbol for female on it
>Hmmm.. But how will they know that she's strong independent ?
>we put devil horns on the symbol to really drive that home
>YES!! Genious
Literally no-one cares.
>>69721772
No i got french top gear and it's on the level of the old top gear
>>69721899
>>69723673
>>69723775
>>69723806
LOL LE JEREMY IS SO BASED LOL PUNCHING A COWORKER XDDD FUCKING LEFTY BBC WTF WERE THEY THINKING?
>>69723786
>BBC, I'm diversity
>>69725956
>PUNCHING A COWORKER
I think you mean "incompetent pole"
>>69725956
>£0.05 has been deposited to your account
>>69723775
US Top Gear was awful for the first two seasons but they have found their groove now, the newest season is pretty good.
They got rid of the studio segments and star in a reasonably priced car and each episode is now one big challenge or road trip
Top Gear was a tired played out embarrassment long before Clarkson assaulted anyone.
I will however miss his snivelling apology videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBpnPc2Kec4
His best work
>>69726157
Clarkson said a condition for their deal with Amazon was that they would have free hand in the content and not be tied down by censorship, i can't wait to see how he will make the SJW's get buttblasted next
>>69723786
>get a talented and extremely experienced driver who is a woman
>put that fucking shirt on her
>britbongs
>>69726196
>i can't wait to see how he will make the SJW's get buttblasted next
I imagine by behaving like a pubescent edgelord. It's his default setting
>>69726247
>>put that fucking shirt on her
I look forward to your demonstrating it was not her own free choice.
Bong here. I despise Chris Evans and I am buttblasted that Chris Harris has stopped producing his own videos thanks to now being on this shitshow instead.
>>69721772
I saw the first advert for it today. Looks cringey, not gonna watch.
>Chris Evans
jesus christ
I'm not even going to bother watching it.
>>69726329
There is a 0% chance they wore their own clothes to such a largely publicized, promotional photo shoot.
>>69726329
>they wouldn't be wardrobed for a promotional shot of cast for a recast of one of the most watched television shows in the world
enjoy your new safespace cuckgear :)
>>69726457
>they wouldn't choose what they wanted from a vast array presented to them
>>69721899
I'm kinda curious to see how Matt Leblanc would fare, and I liked Sabine from what I've seen back in old TG,
But the fact that Chris Evans is the leading man makes me not wanna touch it with a fucking ten mile pole.
>>69726478
well, no
>>69721772
I'm actually looking forward to seeing how abysmal it is, just out of raw curiosity
>>69726853
This is why the first ep will have big ratings, it'll crater after that
>>69726457
Clarkson and the lads always wore their own clothes.
>>69721899
Funny thing is, you'reright. Shit's comfy
>>69726360
same
>>69723786
Part of me feels bad for Sabine for playing the token female on this shit heap, but on the other hand serves her right for deserting Clarkson.
can't wait for more scripted travel documentaries desu senpai
>>69726457
>>69726478
>>69726247
5 years ago nobody would've batted an eye at that shirt. Maybe an "Aww, that's cute".
Now, everybody's on the edge, the gender war is in full swing.
>>69726879
So Hammond can't blame his choice of wardrobe on anyone else? What a ponce he is/was
>>69721772
Captain America sure let himself go after his fight with Tony.
>>69727025
He's a radio guy, radio guys always look like shit.
>>69723786
It looks like the symbol for Mercury.
>>69721772
>"new"
it is actually new, not figuratively new. are you fucking retarded?
>>69726154
It has been like that for years and the presenters are still shit. You have pretentious rally manlet, beard girl and the mole, and they have absolutely no chemistry between them.
>>69726302
That's my Jezzer
>>69727112
It has been going on for like 20 years, idiot.
Reminder that anyone that watches Top Gear for anything other than pure entertainment is a fucking idiot.
They are terrible reviewers.
>>69727232
They review things? Anyway, I watch it for the beauty shots and James May being a sperg.
>>69721772
You mean the Amazon Prime one?
>>69727287
U wot m8?
>>69727099
HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAHA!
>>69726196
He'll probably shank the Amazon producer and skull fuck his corpse. No censorship tying him down ;)
Take that tumblr!
>>69727408
That'll show those sour-faced dykes at The Guardian
>>69721772
Fuck no!
I hope that smug ginger twat fails badly.
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>>69727810
You're overdoing it tbf
>>69727232
It's just an entertainment show.
>>69727906
>it's just a prank bro!
Jesus fucking Christ
>>69726870
Like it matters if the rating go bad, BBC will keep it rolling as long as people pay their TV licence BBC will have the funding to continue this shit stain of a show.
>>69725956
Jeremy has always been a dick, there is no point in denying that, and a broadcast ban for a given period was definitly what he deserved.
But getting rid of James May and the hamster was just cold and pointless. Killing of the show might have been better than trying to revive something that had consistantly brhought controversy and poor publicity with people who you may not know if they will be reliable (see Leblanc already getting shat on by both commentators and his cowerkers before the show even airs)
>>69729345
>But getting rid of James May and the hamster was just cold and pointless.
>Getting rid
They quit of their own accord to go with Clarkson
>Watching Top Gear after they disrespected dead soldiers merely to drum up controversy and increase viewership
Nah.
>>69729388
Are you referri ng to Leblanc bei ng a retard or tothe Falklands?
Well, look on the bright side, it cant be worse than aussie Top Gear.
Nothing can.
>>69729412
What did they do in regards to the Falklands?
>>69721772
>mfw I watch TV without a license
>mfw I ignore their letters
>mfw I can see them outside if they show up but they can't see me because of how high up I am
What now, BBC shills?
HES NOT A REAL HAMSTER
>>69729561
>go shoot their Patagonia special
>clarkson's car has and ID plate referencing the Falklands
>the destination of their trip is the island from where argies boats that were destroyed during the war last left harbour
>they plan on staging a UK vs Argentina car-soccer game there to see who really won the war
>local Falklands vets associations are not having any of this
>once in the island, they are forced to leave by an angry mob
>Clarkson,May and Hammond have to be evacuated by plane
>the crew leaves in a car convoy
>they get stopped and stoned and egged
>>69729804
I never watched Clarkson because he looked and spoke like a southern faggot and was probably a weakling. I was talking about this new top gear.
>>69730112
They haven't done anything about the Falklands (yet).
Only thing I'm sure of so far is that new show host Matt Leblanc, while shooting a road test, did some drifting and tyre-smoking next to a WWII memorial.
Which is sort of a dick move, but as always with anything Top Gear does, brit newspapers went head over heels about it.
It will probably tank hard. You can't just throw a group of random twats together and expect them to carry a formula their predecessors built from scratch. It might survive as a decent car show getting a couple of million viewers but the TG monster that was getting hundreds of millions worldwide is dead.
Clarkson, Hammond, and May are still making new episodes of the real Top Gear through funding from Amazon so who cares really
>>69730189
I know that, but I know he did it to create controversy and views. Can't stand people who create artificial controversy.
>>69730253
I secretely hope they will at least occasionally bring back the top lad Jason.
He was just the unlucky one and inherited the boring part of the show while the whole thing still hadn't reached a stable formula.plus it would open the way to even more banter, which is what Top Gear is really about
>>69729804
>great tv
>>69729345
James May and Hammond quit
At least know what you're talking about before you open your mouth. They straight up said 'we only work as a trio"
>matt leblanc
Why?
Il watch first episode and judge it
Im way more excited for The Grand tour with May,Hammond and Clarkson.
>>69723786
On Xhamster that symbol means tranny
>>69723786
Sabine's cool though, Clarkson would had loved to have her as a presenter.
The only this has of being good is if Joey can carry it
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>>69721772
first time I heard that Chris Evans would take the helm and lead the new Top Gear, I thought they meant a different Chris Evans....
>>69732241
So they actually picked the symbol for hermaphrodite?
Top fucking kek
>>69732241
what sexuality is pic related?
>>69732982
Seaman lover
>>69727232
>implying 99% of the viewers can afford the cars they review
>>69733336
>implying anyone watching BBC programs can afford Zondas and Buggatis
>>69731535
Gee Anon, it sure is a shocker that you posses such knowledge. :^)
>>69732982
I fuck everything including animals, children etc.. (even more desperate than bisexual)
>>69732241
So people are just making shit up and calling it gender, i hope the world ends soon
>>69730112
He grew up in Yorkshire iirc.
>>69733385
I'm sure there are a few
