Saw this yesterday
Whats /tv/'s opinion of it?
>>69709524
looks good but no story
>>69709524
Great Story, looks mediocre.
>>69709524
The baby scene is incredibly unsettling
Looks great and has a great story.
Great animals.
>>69709524
Either show the witches or don't show the witches. Teasing them repeatedly breaks tension without payoff.
It would have worked better as an in the box paranoia film where they ended up killing each other with no real evidence of witches.
Excellent film unto itself which can't be said of most "horror."
>>69710192
But they did show the witches...several times.
>>69710192
But you see the witches in the first 15 minutes of the film, you bait-peddling retard.
Pleb detector, the movie.
>>69710657
Why anyone would want to side with the plebeian majority is beyond me 5025
Horror is a pleb detector genre, the good ones always get horrible audience scores. Just saw it, it was amazing.
Why is it called the V V itch?
>>69709524
youre a shill
you make these threads every fucking day with the most generic prerendered text and every fucking redditor on here falls for it
i fucking hate what /tv/ has turned into that its full of retards who can't spot the shill
>>69710261
This poster is so cool it makes me want to watch it immediately.
>>69711595
this is litteraly the first thread ive posted on /tv/
>>69711595
>10 civil war/bvs threads a day
>we are shilling The Witch
we can't even discuss good movies instead of capeshit here because we are "shills"? Yeah I fucking hate what /tv/ has turned into.
>>69711789
>the witch
>a good movie
holy plebbit
get >>>/out/
>>69711595
fucking faggot
>>69709524
It was a bit too slow for my tastes at some points, but otherwise I thought it was good.
>>69709524
MOTY so far
>>69712293
shill
Why are her eyes so far apart?
Black Philip! Black Philip! A crown grows out his head!
>>69712852
becuz she iscute!
>>69712852
why dogtags though?
>>69713318
Because she likesdoggy style
>>69712852
ayy lmaobitch is fucking ugly and looks like an alien. Anyone who is sexually attracted to her obviously has a mental illness
>>69713441
kys tho?
>>69709524
>Whats /tv/'s opinion of it?
don't you have an opinion for yourself? or are you trying to decide whatever you saw yesterday was good or bad and you need the approval of a bunch of literally good for nothing lowlife NEET motherfuckers in order for you to finally like/hate it
>>69713487
you first mentally ill fag
>>69712852
so she can see through the girth of my deek, nerd haha
>>69709524>tfw there was no literal witch
>the witch was Thomasin's other persona
>she suffers from multiple personality disorder in a time when men and woman feared everything, and the devil was literally around the corner
>the entire farm was riddled with ergot fungus, which causes hallucinations in people who eat it
>evidenced by the rotten corn, and bread they ate on the farm
>tfw the people only died after Thomasin's perceptions were removed, when her witch persona took over
>she killed the baby, left her brother to die, killed the twins, killed her father, and lashed out at her mother
>tfw she sodomized a goat
>tfw there was no witch's coven in the end, it was just her going out into the wilderness and having her insanity take over
>>69713528
no but like.. kys tho?/
>>69712852
So you have somewhere to place the pennis.
I didn't see it but Jay liked it a lot so that means it's good.
>>69713642
but what if you kys first tho?
>>69713711
no but like, what if tho.. what if you kys tho??
>>69713796
I hear what you're saying anon, but, but what if, what if you kys tho?
>>69710480
was he looking down her shirt?
haven't seen the movie
>>69713823
no no no its like.. you hear me.. but r u lisening? so like.. u kys tho? u no?
>>69713536
lost
>>69713578
If you are going to make your own movie up. Make it original at least.
Muh "it was all a le dream" meme.
>>69709640
Less filling
>>69709524
Not as good as /tv/ made it out to be. But i keep falling for it.
>>69714006
Yes. Twice in fact.
>>69711531
Because W wasn't in the English alphabet back then
Black Phillip did nothing wrong
>>69709524
I wish it had like 30 minutes of additional footage. Particularly in the area before Caleb returns. I wish there had been a scene where William and possibly Thomasin go into the woods to look for him.
-dictated but not read
>>69714573
>-dictated but not read
I wish people like you would kill themselves
boring AF tbqh
>MY BALLS, MY STOMACH!
>>69711531
>>69714346
because the people who made this movie are literal autists
>>69714618
That's rude, my man. Here, have a Thomasin to cool your hothead.
>>69714844
>posting ayy lmaos to try to cool my hothead off
kys
Was Caleb saved or was he mocking?
Was William saved after placing complete faith and trust in the Lord?
Twins, mother, and Thommy were damned eternally
>>69709524
The father's voice made me orgasm like 100 times.
>>69714977
> dat noisy, thick saliva swallowing
>>69714901
Well I can see that you don't want to be cheered up.
>>69714949
I think Caleb was the only one of the bunch who was. William just gave up at the end I think.
>>69714949
He might of been saved, I do certainly hope William was.
>>69714949
I think he was mocking, his epiphany felt like he was having sex with christ
>>69713578
>tfw you meet a retard on a chinese cartoon board
>>69715010
wrong thread breh
>>69715077
Later on in the movie when the father confronts her. I believe they say if he is damned or not.
NO ONE REPLY TO HIM
>>69715494
guess I'll have to watch it again
>>69715958
I wish they would rangeban faggots like you.
>>69715977
reply to who?
>>69716055
The cunny spammer
>>69716049
What did I tell you?
This is what christians actually believe in : the movie.
8/10
>>69716079
What did you tell me?
>>69715958
reply
http://www.vice.com/video/vice-talks-film-the-witch-robert-eggers-016
this guy probably browses /x/ and believes in skinwalkers
>>69709688
For a second I thought they were actually gonna show that. Movie had me on edge most of the time, which is better than most horror films.
Crimson Peak honorable mention.
>>69715332
>tfw you meet someone who can't think for themselves and eats whatever is in front of them
>>69714949
We don't know. As William said himself, only God knows who is saved and who is not.
I thought it was really good, especially because of the period piece angle
Black Philip was pretty bangin
>>69709524
Shit
>>69718153
Fuck you pleb
>>69709524
boooooooooooooorrrrriiiiinnnngggggggggg
>>69713578
>same old pasta
