How can we save him?
>>69697623
Why should we? He did this to himself. Brendan should be saved
he's slowly morphing into uncle fester
and then he's making Fester's Quest the kino version.
>>69697623
Save? He's living the dream.
>>69697657
This. If we try to save every schmuck that gets their shit fucked up, then we won't save anyone. We need to double down and save the good ones first, then move onto the undesirables.
>>69697723
Pay tens of thousands of dollars for make up just to make him look like frodo. Should've just hired frodo, but weirdo fudge packer Burton likes to watch derp all day long.
>>69697623
JUST
>>69698858
FUCK
>>69697623
why does he wear those stupid pirate teeth caps but refuses to get his disgusting rotted smokers teeth fixed
>>69697623
I bet he paid someone a lot of money to give him that little scar on his eyebrow
>>69699090
SHIT
>>69699137
DOWN
>>69699162
FAMN
>>69697623
Stop posting the shopped version, stop trying to ruin Johnny's legacy he's looking fine!
>>69697623
Amber Heard LITERALLY sucking the life out of him.
>>69699241
is this adam sandler?
>>69699262
I wish she'd suck the life out of me, if you know what I mean.
>>69699277
No, it's Johnny Depp from a recent public sighting look at him - he looks great, far from the vicious rumours
>>69699423
Idk it kinda looks like a shoop of sandler
>>69697657
This. The fucker is rich beyond what he deserved, let him bloat and explode if he wants to. Brendan is poor and actually has talent.
>>69697623
we can't. he always was and always will be a degenerate fag.
he was the male prototype of JLaw "lel I'm so quirky xDDD"
>>69699241
He looks like that Robin Hood guy from 30s
>>69697623
Once you become snack dad, it's over.
or different at least.
johnny needs to hurry up and drain the life force from amber so he can prolong his career another 10 years.
>>69697623
Ask White Hats to help with deprogramming.
>>69697623
His hairline is receding like a motherfucker, Jesus Christ.
>>69697623
Castrate Tim Burton.
>>69701852
Man, you people really do obsess over hairlines and height.
>>69697623
Talk his handler into getting him to stop believing he's a pirate
He's hitting the bottle hard. He's showing up to premiers hammered. Pics like this make him look worse because he is loaded when they're taken.
And he smokes.
>>69702010
What do you mean 'you people'?
Why should we? He's an arrogant egotistical asshole.
>>69697623
What's the point? Beyond doing a decent Hunter S. Thompson impression, and regurgitating it for most every role he's been in since, what the fuck is this man honestly good for?
>>69699241
is this adam driver
