They did it.
They made a great comedy not about smoking weed.
Shane Black has saved us.
The Goose can't lose
Bow to the Crowe
The Black is back
What does the one bad revew say?
DUDE DETECTIVES LMAO
>>69690244
>fucking misogyny
calling it now
>>69690244
I drive
>>69690219
Couldn't have picked two better actors for this.
Excluding RDJ and Val Kilmer
>>69690244
>Too many white men, ugh I can't even
What are their superpowers?
I thought the movie was about two guys getting friendzoned
>>69690244
>Top Critic
Someone blacklist this pleb
>>69690244
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/nice-guys-movie-review-894065
This is the one rotten review
>>69690355
> this nostalgically seamy slice of violent slapstick pairs a game Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling as a mutually abusive duo unlikely to inspire sequelitis. And it hardly seems a likely choice for the Cannes Film Festival, even in an out-of-competition slot.
Holy shit could this guy be more a snob? Not even /tv/ is this gay.
Okay so Iron Man 3 was a misstep but it looks like BLACK IS BACK!!
>>69690169
I can't recall a BAD movie Shane Black has made. For all the shit IM3 gets on /co/ for MUH MANDARIN it was basically Lethal Weapon with iron man.
>>69690271
>The opening scene is outrageous enough to whet the appetite for a tasteless, impudently anti-p.c. wallow in the Hollywood of 40 years ago
Ding ding ding. We have a winner.
>>69690436
Movie confirmed as amazing.
>>69690355
>>69690348
*licks lips*sjws back on the menu boys >:-))
>>69690244
it says the plot is too convoluted
That's literally fucking it. Even the only bad review says Gosling and Crowe have great chemistry.
>>69690416
When i realized who directed iron man 3 i liked the movie a lot more, created some context.
Based Kingsly should have had more screentime though. Should have made him a leo getts type character they had to take with them.
>>69690405
>sequelitis
Wow I am actually triggered
>>69690348
>even the negative review says Goose/Crow were great
Is this the Ryanaissance?
So is this an actual comedy or a "I take my gf to the cinema then the protag gets violently headshot in the closet" comedy?
>>69690932
It's the latter.
Have you seriously not seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? It's practically film canon.
>>69690932
Burn After Reading was funny af m8
Goose did it. He finally made a good movie.
Happy for this lad.
>>69690412
It's the best Iron Man movie, pleb
>>69691028
>Finally
won a fite?
>>69691059
The first is still better, but IM3 is easily in the upper half of Marvel movie. The hate for it is ridiculous.
>It's a Rotten Tomatoes episode
>>69691028
DELETE THIS
>>69690997
>Its a Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe 70's cop episode
>>69691197
>>69691130
If you're trying to be contrarian just say Lost River.
>>69691028
Drive is good
>>69691175
Rotten Tomatoes owns.
Think of it as the statistical chance you will like a movie. It's a way better metric than any site that tries weigh how 'good' it is.
This is the only movie of 2016 so far that I'm considering going to the theater to see.
Anyone know a good falcon groomer? I need to get mine cleaned up and ready.
>>69690416
>>69690557
IM3 was completely mediocre, if Black didn't direct it you guys would hate it like everybody else. Cognitive dissonance.
As a poorfag college student I can only afford to watch movies if I call my father to go together, but how do I convince him this is better than X-men?
He hates black comedies and Russel Crowe
>>69691323
lie to him
>>69691297
I liked the part where home-alones his gear with the kid, but it's right in the middle, and the way our brain works, we only remember the start and the end
>>69691323
Stop pretending to be poor.
You're not that poor.
>>69691284
Most countries will require you by law to keep your falcon hooded during the movie. Ratatouille was a disaster for falconers who enjoy film.
>>69691323
movies are not expensive
>>69690169
Shane Black can do no wrong with buddy films.
>>69691369
I thought that was corny as hell desu
The whole movie was meh from start to finish. I'd probably dislike it even more if IM2 wasn't even worse
>>69691408
IDK, 8 dollars costs a lot of GBP.
>>69691284
AMC's theater falcons aren't that bad.
>>69691436
Shane Black tried to push the film into being rated R but Marvel gave a hard no.
I really want to know what an R-rated Iron Man 3 would've been like.
>>69691504
More CGI blood
>>69691504
It probably would've felt forced considering how unbelievably PG-13 the other two were
>>69691481
idk the last time i had a loaner falcon it smelled funny
>>69691297
nah it was pretty good you comicfag.
>>69691821
I haven't read a Marvel comic in my life, moron
>>69691059
fuk u kiddo
>>69690628
The Ryanaissance would have been 2/3 years ago if he hadn't starred in Only God Forgives, made Lost River and then semi-retired in embarrassment
>>69691276
Fuck off retard
>>69691997
>It's a grown man with a spongebob folder
I know what site you come from and you should go back there.
>>69692156
shit shade famm
>the goose is loose once again
>>69690932
I need to rewatch Burn After Reading, probably one of my favorite comedy.
>>69690412
didnt he only write that? FOr what its worth the scripts tend to be better than the outcome for these movies. Certainly for IM 2
>>69692638
>didnt he only write that?
He directed IM 3
>>69692625
I saw it in high school with a bunch of my friends who were not prepared for it.
Easily the best reactions i've ever seen from plebs. I don't think any director has bait-and-switched that hard to date.
>>69692625
>>69692737
Why do people dislike Burn After Reading?
I don't even like the Coen brothers, but it wwas fucking funny
Was the trailer radically different or something?
>>69690244
a glib facsimile
