http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36167164/alicia-vikander-will-play-lara-croft-in-new-tomb-raider-film
So what do we think of this?
>>69688365
your a week too late
but i'm glad it wasn't Daisy 'Xenomorph' Ridley
>>69688365
is that the Royal 'we'?
>>69688418
Don't talk to me or mai waifu ever again!
>>69688365
Why don't you form an opinion about it yourself you fucking mobile using piece of trash.
>not white
>a cups
No thanks
>>69688418
lel Alicia is flatter and skinnier than Daisy.
>>69688812
Yes but Alicia is qter and Tomb Raider isn't white
>>69688365
BUILT FOR REFRIGERATION
>>69688365
I knew they would be too cucked to get an actress with remotely any breast tissue, but couldn't they have at least got one without a man face?
>>69688850
>Tomb Raider isn't white
> Lara Croft
> Croft Manor
> England
>>69688365
WHY MAKE A FILM FROM A VIDEOGAME AND NOT EVEN TRY TO APPEAL TO THE VIDEOGAME'S AUDIENCE?
Just fucking cast Idris Elba as Lara and be done with it.
>>69689124
>Just fucking cast Idris Elba as Lara and be done with it.
>>69688850
>Tomb Raider isn't white
What are you babbling on about, mong?
They should have hired Alice Eve
>>69688885
> Lara Croft
> Croft Manor
Probably white.
> England
Not white.
>>69689124
Nah Lauren Cohan.
>>69689272
muh dick
First wonder woman now this...
what is up with Hollywoods anti-tit agenda?
>>69689272
For when you want to shag boys but aren't quite ready to come out.
I thought vidyakino was dead?
>Lara Croft doesn't need big tits
Then she doesn't need to be white, either.
#notmyLara
>>69689297
Sounds like you're a faggot.
>>69689227
>Alice Eve
das it mane
>>69688812
she doesn't look like an extra from Alien though
also she can act
>>69689295
More of a feminist agenda infecting hollywood.
Tits are something that overrides anything else a woman can do in the eyes of men and reduces them to purely physical objects, not even one they can have control over seen as its all genetics.
Can you imagine working out, getting to the top of your field etc but the top guys dont give a flying fuck if there's a girl with huge tits in the room? It would drive you crazy.
So feminists hate tits with a passion. Therefore we just get mannish women scissor kicking men in the face and instagramming about doing squats.
>>69688418
Yeah, plus she's too busy making millions of dollars staring in the most iconic franchise of all time.
>>69689356
I would say its because large breasts are a purely sexual feature - and feminists dont want to be seen as sexual by men at all.
>>69689297
gayest thing i've read all day
>>69689227
>not Eva Green
>>69689227
I'm in the Gemma camp myself
>>69689295
They are trying to appeal to the China market with these """""""""""""""""""""""women"""""""""""""""""""""""" who look like boys with long hair.
>>69689272
>>69689450
She would be much better though she needs to stop desperately trying to be a british pin-up, she doesn't have the breasts but tries with all her might to pretend she does with pushups.
>>69689477
Looks like a cheeky boy
>>69689450
GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN
It's going to be nuLara so who fuckin cares
>>69689515
For you.
>>69688365
They made a the right choice.
>>69688365
whatever
>>69688365
You're like 2 weeks late. Come out from the rock you live under every now and then.
>>69688418
First post best post.
>>69689588
How the fuck have they casted someone with a below average body and I don't mean below hollywood average. Just below human average, this is an offputting ugly shape
>>69689588
Both are shit choices.
>>69689659
They need an actress for women to project themselves on. Which doesn't matter because women don't watch shit like this.
>>69689588
fucking fridges
>>69689588
Even Xeno looks slightly better than her. Kek
>>69689588
Both are horrible, at least Vikander can act. Not that it would help this videogame adaptation tho.
>>69689588
>Left looks like a fridge
>Right looks like a 12 year old boy
You could literally have a character in a game called 'Tits', with 30JJ tits, who is naked all the time and who's defining trait is getting her tits out.
But hollywood would still cast gal gadot, have all the same lines and not realize what's wrong. Is there not a single straight man in a casting office?
GEEZ
get it together you pigs, its 2016! just because a character was known to have huge breasts as a part of her original character design (albeit a glitch in polygon count that caused them) DOESNT MEAN A 2016 WOMAN HAS TO BE BOUND BY HAVING HUGE BOOBS.
GOD HARRY YOUR SO STUPID
>>69688365
Doesn't she look a bit too soft to be playing Lara?
>>69689938
I know this is a joke post - but people didn't complain about the body when jolie was cast, she had nowhere near the size that lara does, but she was still hot and in great shape and you could tell they had tried somewhat to get both a good actress who would sell and someone who resembled the character.
It's the complete disregard for the character and the cynical belief the stupid fans will go see whatever shit they deign to churn out. They may as well cast John Goodman and have the entire film consist of him dressed as Quiet releasing a humongous shit onto a PS1.
>>69690079
>complete disregard for the character
meh, this is pretty standard desu. hollywood doesn't really care about things like that. they just want to make that cash money.
>>69689450
Pfft, should be Gemma. She's got the looks, the build, the tits, she's even got an ass these days. Sure she can manage a posh accent besides.
>why would they hire someone that can act?
>why not hire some literally who bimbo with big tits?
>>69690960
>only refrigerators can act
>>69689795
Dat jaw
>>69688365
>she looks like some little jew boy
when will this stop
>>69689795
wait is this the robot in the movie?
why the fuck would n A.I have such a shit body.
I'm sick of this real world intrusions in movies.
>SHES GOT A PERFECT NORMAL WOMAN BODY
no, just no.
>>69688365
we don't care
>>69689795
Enjoy your ban.
>>69689347
>she can act
>>69688850
>Tomb Raider isn't white
>>69689401
Too bad she can't act for shit and looks like shit.
>>69690852
my nigga
>Bristish
>has the tits
>fit
She was the perfect Lara.
>>69691319
> Fake tits
> Mancunian accent
> Cheap tattoos
Even if she pulled it off it would be an insult
>>69691158
In fairness she perfectly portrays what it would look like if you painted a computer tower pink.
>>69688365
She's too flat to play Lara but at least she's not Ridley.
>>69691374
>an insult
to what? fucking tomb raider? that series has never been anything more than female Indiana Jones with big tits
>>69691505
To upper class Britain, having a chav play lara.
Also aside from her fake tits she is a fridge as well. Better than the announced though.
>>69689477
>>69689272
too old
>>69691549
Fit'n'curvy =/= fridge. Gemma has more curves on one of her immaculate biceps than Vikander has all over her body.
>>69691549
Upper class Britain is a joke. If you didn't want to be insulted you shouldn't have turned London into Pakistan.
>>69689124
Because the video games are pretty much full on SJW pandering now.
>>69691608
She's about 6 years older than Vikander and doesn't exactly look it.
>>69691505
>this chick would be perfect for lara
>shes got the tits and everything
>what do you mean this chav street nigger would be an insult to tomb raider?
>yeah well the series is shit anyway
how do you even function in real life?
>>69688365
Better than that Star Wars chick who can't act.
>>69688365
Shit. She's small as fuck. Her face doesn't really give a Lara Croft vibe either. Into the trash.
>>69691461
That's both funny and scary at the same time.
At least she's not black.
>>69689272
wrong nose
>>69692286
wat
>>69689450
wew fucking lad
>>69688419
No, it's a hivemind "we". Op wants a collective opinion, or maybe it's a new meme
>Not Camilla
Fucking dropped
>>69691934
kek
>>69691637
She used to be thicker than that.
>>69691374
>an insult
what? to who? you epic gamer dudes. oh no.
Shes beautiful and a good actress
>hurr her tits arent big enough
>t. board full of sex starved virgin retards
>>69693558
shouldn't you be caking your face with make up you fat ugly bitch
>>69689124
But then it would just be Indiana Jones played by Idris Elba.
>>69691158
>why the fuck would n A.I have such a shit body.
it was perfectly explained in the movie
liked her in everything I've seen her in, especially ex machina. not worried about her skills. just hope the writing is on point.
>>69688365
Looks like shit. Oh well.
>>69688365
She's hot. I'm both glad and thankful she isn't a sheboon. But she'll probably wind up with a lavarious x junior.
>>69688365
That bitch so flat she should star in the Disgaea movie.
>>69689401
the only people who get millions are ford and hamill.
>>69688885
>England
>white
>>69689477
>>69689272
Literally the perfect choice
>Hey anon, what do you think of my foot game?
well /tv/?
>>69688714
>Swedes
>not white
>>69696303
AVERAGE
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>>69696303
Ummmmmm...that...is not how human females talk...
Weirdo
>>69692667
The fuck is happening in that gif?
>>69688365
literally who
>>69692775
There's a reason she's just the voice of Lara.
>>69697820
What reason is that? She's gorgeous, hotter than Vikander certainly
>>69689347
She was decent in Danish Girl, really didn't deserve the Oscar though.
Do you think this means hollywood will start casting more fridgemode girls instead of nothing but skinny models?
>>69692775
I can't wait until Cara plays herself in the GTA movie.
>>69696305
>Swedes
>white
>>69699513
where would they find them? rousey wasn't all that great and i doubt any established starlet will bulk up significantly for a roleexcept Chloe she doesn't even have to
