https://youtu.be/Finm_tn8MPg?t=2m30s
>geet up sooka
What did he mean by this?
Seagal is a master actéùr in the art of theàtré. His ability to adapt different languages is exquisite. This scene is only rivaled by the confrontation of Dey Tooker in "Birthday Snatchers". Here is a link to another stellar scene:
https://youtu.be/2dakhzl2SBQ
>>69686325
Can you tell what language is that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b5bG8Rcpxo
Observe this pure kinography. What would you call this fighting style?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_cKAadvooQ
SNATCH
>>69685973
does every seagal film feature a scene where gunmen have him outmatched, unarmed, and then one of them gets really close before killing him so that he can disarm them instead of just shooting him from 3m away?
>>69686804
One of the most difficult aspects of Aikido, or "the way of harmonious spirit," is the 老人の心のトリック or "Rōjin no kokoro no torikku." Very challenging to master, it is a means of luring your opponent into a vulnerable position to exploit them. Sensei is a true master of this form and uses it to his advantage in most situations.
>>69685973
WELL
>>69686325
EASY
>>69687043
EASY
>>69685973
Just PIDORAS FROM THE GULAG
what's all this talk about fiddy bux
>>69687268
ouff
wat ket u bak
sti so bada fity baks?
>>69685973
CYKA BLYAT
>>69687074
>>69687043
Seriously what the fuck did he mean by this? Does this shit happen all the time in American toilets?
>>69687307
He was sore about the fifty bucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns
>>69687292
NOPE
What is he trying to convey here?
>>69686325
Wouldn't a box with what clearly is a shit tonne of explosives inside it be heavier?
https://youtu.be/qy6ZCQKPmW4?t=1h26m51s
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>>69687674
EASY
This is Seagal's the best film so far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgYlKtLq9FE
>>69685973
>Why don't we just do this scene right here
Was he talking to the director?
>>69688398
Cinematography looks incredible
>>69687074
KABOOOOM
>>69688497
Plot looks pretty dark and twisted too. (calling Oscars now)
Seagal plays a leader of the new totalitarian United States government (bad guy role?) who hunts down some kind of Agent 47 rip-off super assassin.
>>69686449
American, but with an african dialect only spoken by six people in west-Mogadishu. Steven's character explored unheard taboo subjects through that piece of art.
>>69686449
Mixture of Afro-American, cajun, southern, American-Italian and badassery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn4d-UqPVN4
>>69688937
>sensei will never teach you to be a master shooter
>>69689358
But he can still teach you a thing or two about his Infinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U
HERE
>>69689427
>you will never recieve improv-classes from Seagal
How can an acteúr talk for that long without stopping!?!?
>>69689850
Making films is his passion. For most actors its cashing paycheck, but for him its making art.
No Scorsese or Eastwood could ever produce scenes like these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0nsaABbDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b88Sf_eCgE
>>69685973
So many cuts in that one fight scene it gives my a headache.
>>69686325
Did he spray piss everywhere when he jumped so suddenly?
>>69688398
successfully take out the next hsjsjahskjjdhfj
Has there been any Segal movie in which Segal has gotten hurt or punched?
>>69687645
> MY name is Barry Allen...
>>69688937
He looks so happy.
>>69690033
you should tell my to take some aspirin then!
>>69688937
That's what's sort of fascinating about Seagal, every once in a while some evidence pops up that he's actually as skilled as he pretends to be. Is he really a sharpshooting kung fu master? We may never know for sure
>>69690300
He had a happy reunion with his Inifnity
>tfw you will never be this much of an operator
>>69690372
>Is he really a sharpshooting kung fu master
Of course he is. Why else would some jerkwater Sheriff department hire action superstar to train their officers.
Seagal is better shooter than Jeff Cooper and Jerry Miculek and you can take that to the bank.
>>69690397
Spectacular
>>69685973
>In the late 1980s after teaching the deputies martial arts, unarmed combat and marksmanship, proving that he is an expert in all of these skills longtime sheriff Harry Lee was so impressed he asked Seagal to join the force.
An expert Marksman who fucking flinches on every shot.
Jesus Christ.
>>69690651
say that to my face not online see what happens
>>69690236
His films are fictional, but not that fictional
It'd be like having Justin Bieber beat Mike Tyson in a boxing match, the audience wouldn't be able to suspend their disbelief
>>69690561
>>69690899
True tier 1 operator
How can Larry Vickers compete?
>the pidoras from the gulag
fuck, I'm dying
>>69691048
>propels his movment
>>69690899
>>69690561
How many scenes of him doing that are there?
>>69691568
Why you laugh, beetch, I want dance from you
>>69691568
It's a signature feature of his Aikido gun stance
Anybody seen richie?
Just now I realized that Putin keeps Seagal around as his pet American, he probably shows him around his Russian buddies who mock the shit out of him for an hour or two.
It's kind of sad really.
EASY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZTDv_0Yo4g
>>69692297
Holy fucking shit
Seagal is now also half russian.
He grew up on the mean streets of St.Petersburg playing in a all slav band.
>>69693032
kek
>>69685973
At least bullets go through car doors.
>>69685973
Is it possible to hit him even once?
when is he going to shave off that ridiculous beard
>>69693709
If he did that then what would all of his body-doubles do without that beard to hide behind?
He's a busy man, you know that! He can't possibly film every scene.
>>69693877
>He's a busy man, you know that!
We all know that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsXabeuK2PE
>>69694208
>I'm a Batman, you know that
What did he mean by this? Is that his true identity?
>>69685973
>Hey, move around in front of him so he can grab the shotgun.
He really does run like a bitch, you think he'd have fixed it. Who'm I kidding, he'd have to have acknowledged something was wrong.
>>69694648
>tfw we will never see a seagal batman kino
>>69694648
Holy shit... Has he displayed the ultimate cinematic ruse?
>Seagal is the real Batman
>all the DC-movies have been cover-ups and there are small hints scattered throughout the movies
>This scene showed Seagals scream for help as he needs someone to finally free him from his alter-ego
>he realizes that he exposes his identity and kills the passenger
>BvS got poor reviews because they didn't know the cinematic debt Seagals alternate plotline added
He is an incredible actéùr....
Imagine being stuck in a limbo where you have to make the same exact movies for eternity.
>>69694648
His real name is Baudi Mann
>>69694886
Imagine being the guy who has to edit them
>>69685973
>turns into a X-Files episode at 2:11
>>69688398
We need somebody that can take out the what? The nexayuzuzuza?
>>69691293
>tfw Seagal uses the kickback of cover fire to propel himself into a new desired position at the same time, conserving energy
is there any end to this man's battle genius?
>>69685973
>they reused the shot where he loaded the short silver gun 2x in the same segment
wew
>>69694862
If I take those glasses off will everyone die?
Was steven seagal in that movie where he has to work with a dog in a buddy cop movie? or am i mistaking him for someone else?
>>69695589
Take them off, leave them on, you're dead already. Don't you know that a wuzuawuzanf...
>>69695639
Is that the one where he drove a tank into a rival dog-handler's house and killed Ninjahound's arch enemy?
It's one of my backups, one of my personal backups, isn't that amazing?
>>69695879
ALMOST 15 rounds you say? Shit, that's impressive
Why are Seagal threads so spectacular? Is it really so easyEASYto entertain us?
>>69695979
It's very accurate, spectacular pistol
>>69695979
Longslidewidebody very accurate spectaccurate
isnt that amazing
>>69693032
One day Putin was walking by and saw him playing the balalaika and said "that mutha ain't white"
>>69696259
>not changing it to 'that comrade isn't capitalist'
ONE JOB
>>69696158
very spectacular threads
arent they amazing?
Steven Seagal is an elite samurai (swordsman in Japanese) alongside being a top shot and an aikido grand master.
>>69696306
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69694862
The depth of Seagalore truly knows no end, it's like trying to comprehend why somebody would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>>69696331
So why wasn't he picked for The Last Samurai? That other guy, I don't know if he's gay, I don't care, but surely Seagal would have been perfect for that role.
>>69696501
You know, Seagal would have cut off his arm, broken his neck, shot him and then thrown him out of a plane.
>>69696598
EASY
EASY
EASY
EASY
EASY
EASY
EAAAAAZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY
EASY
>>69697636
>>69698348
>>69698421
>>69698445
>>69698611
>>69698652
>>69698727
EASY
>>69688937
This mutha ain't white.
CAN I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE?
>>69686325
I watched it about 15 times and I still don't understand it.
>>69699406
It's high kino. I think only an enlightened soul can fully understand something like this. It makes me want to study the ancient teachings for twenty years desu.
>>69696310
>Genre Blues, Punani is still there
I always thought Seagal as a bargainbin action star. Now you have shown me the way of the punani.
>>69688454
He was talking to God.
It took me until this thread to realize that there isn't much difference between his straight-to-dvd movies and Tim Heidecker's Decker
Who here /madboutdatsevintybucks/
>>69687307
He was in russia?
>>69701070
It was shot entirely in Poland, actually
>>69701196
>black guy
>poland
>>69692297
I was surprised there weren't any bears dancing in the video.
>>69701254
EASY
>>69701283
>>69701363
EAAAASSSSYYYYYYYYYYY...
>>69686325
Did he jump out that window with his dick out still dribbling pee everywhere?
>>69701363
Now I want to see a "Hardcore Henry" re-enactment of that scene.
>>69700298
not even a professional lip-reader could understand that
>>69701363
EASY EASY
>>69685973
>always the same sfx for every punch
>sometimes played many times one after the other
This is Tim & Eric-tier
>>69688937
Whoa that is literally amazing
memes aside this is proof that Segal will drop you easy with a gun.
>snatched
>>69690651
Rhat's just compensating for recoil.
>>69696192
he says "spectaccurate"
>>69701363
This reminds me of high school. good times
>>69686325
>WHERE U GOING
>WHAT U THINK I'M DOING
what he mean by this?
>>69688398
Isn't this basically a 2 minute summary of the ENTIRE film?
>>69704880
Honest trailers are the essence of aikino
Didn't know he was a priest.
>>69705407
he looks constipated
>>69705515
He needs that one dude to choke him out until he shits again.
What the fuck happened to Seagal? He used to be okay in the 80's and 90's
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>>69705560
Thats a blatant lie and it cannot be proved.
Mr. Seagal has never defecated his pants and if he has then he did it on purpose to demonstrate something.
Just as a reminder that Mr. Seagal has particular skills that he has aquired during his years in US intellicenge service. He also has powerful friends in foreign governments. Please stop spreading lies about Mr. Seagal.
>>69705762
he was always full of himself
>>69686547
Snatch-fu
>>69705407
He's a mojo priest
>>69707981
punani priest
>>69708344
>two watches
Is one set to Moscow time?
PUNANI
>>69700298
"I ju- I never run from punani"
>>69708408
We may never know. Just another layer to the deep Seagalore
>>69708906
someone post the webm
>>69710345
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
OOOOHR
whakeptya mic yastisorbudafidybuks
>>69710685
what movie is this?
>>69710685
>you will never be this based
Why live?
>>69685973
Soundtrack by Serious Sam.
>You wouldn't play a game called Serious Seagal.
>>69711294
>>You wouldn't play a game called Serious Seagal
>tfw no true lies snes style seagal game
>>69688398
>This is what I would call unexcusable
>unexcusable
>>69695879
Here's that infinity I was tellin ya abow... amazing gun, long slide wide bodee, about almost fifteen rounds in the 45, can you imagine? Very accurate, spectacular pistol. This is that 50 I was telling you about. Guncraft. Amazing. Flat, fast, no penetration, great distance, you know great, uh... velocity. Here's, uh, one of my longslide, Caspian. 45s that I've carried a lot around, beautiful gun. Series 70 Colt, 1938 national match, one of the smallest, uh bah 45s ever made, it's one of my backups, one of my personal backups, innat amazing?
>>69711161
EASY
>>69711560
she's so fucking ugly, jesus christ
>>69695067
I assume that's Steven himself.
>>69711629i have a massive hard on for her
>>69711560
she's so cute
>>69711554
?Imagine
Imagine playing that game.
sooka bylat
Is there life after getting you birthday snatched?
>>69711697
>ywn hear her goose-honking voice climaxing while you lick her puckered butthole
why even live, bros?
>>69712191
>mfw born on the fourth of july
Does the power of America give me immunity from birthday snatching?
You know what?
Under Siege was good. I saw it with my dad on DVD and it was good. I don't care about how much of a lolcow he is now.
Under Siege was good. I miss my dad.
>>69712811
Seagalposting comes from a place of love, harmony and enlightenment, anon
>>69712972
I'm surprised no one ever points out the fact that he's Jewish.
Aikido seems cool until you realize it's fake.
>>69713024
You clearly don't understand the Buddha nature
>>69713170
Aikido is fake anon I saw it on joe rogan
>>69713236
>implying aikido doesn't give you superior operator skills
>>69713625
There are a lot of useless martial arts. Aikido, jiu jitsu, capoeira. Most martial artists would get buttfucked by a decent boxer or high school wrestler.
>>69713923
I'd argue that capoeira has merit due to it's historical importance
>inb4 /pol/ inb4 muh niggers
>>69714078
Nah it's bullshit
Niggers dude
>>69714873
EASY
Youstymabudatfifybug?
EASY
>>69712432
Yes. By virtue of your birthday, you are an avatar of freedom and not even birthday-snatching can stop you.
