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You're producer of an upcoming indie/oscar baity/big franchise movie with a female protagonist and you cannot sign JLaw due to the schedule conflicts. Who do you cast instead?
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i cast my dik in her mouth ayyylmaaao
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>>69682046
MEW

>that's why I can resurrect her career and she can become the star she was meant to be
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>>69682046
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I cast an actress over 35, the praise my movie gets for that fact alone will be enough to fuel my wallet for centuries
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>>69682046
Brie Larson who's actually beautiful and talented
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jessica chastain
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>>69682046
Why would I cast her anyway?
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>>69682046
>the prettier, more talented and funnier version
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>>69682148
dat hivemind. my nigga
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>>69682136
jessica alba, playing a really ugly character
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>>69682046
>the movie immediately gets 95% certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, is beloved by critics, Sersh gets another Oscar nom and breaks JLaw record for the most AA noms before 25.
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>>69682173
jessica biel
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Saoirse Ronan
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>>69682230
jessica jung in a freudian psychodrama
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>>69682046

Someone who can actually ACT
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>>69682255
jessica lange as a worn-out barfly
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>>69682134
>>69682148
>>69682207

overrated

>>69682096
this familia
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>>69682148
>prettier

eww
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>>69682046
Haley Bennett
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>>69682046
Someone good.
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>>69682293
>overrated
>chooses daisy ridley over brie
nigger what are you smoking?
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>>69682293
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>>69682292
jessica raine plays, in stark contrast to her role on call the midwife, a chain-smoking abortion doctor in the late 70s
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>>69682046
If my movie was actually good I could get Jlaw to sign on
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>>69682046
Someone that can act.
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>>69682355
You could try if your name was Harvey
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Elizabeth Olsen, you fucking amateurs
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>>69682046
She needs to crash diet and exercise daily so she loses that fat off her face. She'd be way sexier.
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>>69682340
Call me when Brie is charismatic enough to carry a big franchise
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>>69682352
jessica simpson plays an over-the-hill LA ex-wife, never having reached her potential
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>>69682342
>dat roon-roon autistic expression
>dat cate b lip biting
>dat damon stealing a glance at seahorse
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>>69682342
why did I watch that for about 10 loops
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>>69682405
you don't know if she is or she isn't you sperg
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>>69682405
daisy didn't carry Star Wars, the brand and JJ did
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>>69682405
so youre basing that shit on capeshit franchise logic? tsk tsk. youre in your mid teens arent you?
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>>69682342
>Cameraman cuts just before showing Saoirse's sideboob
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ASR and she has to do the full frontal scene without shaving mmmm
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>>69682460
watched movies with her and interviews. she seems like your typical nice girl-next-door, nothing special.

>>69682488
if daisy was shit, the movie would be universally panned (see: carvill as superman).

>>69682500
is there any other big franchises outside of capeshit nowadays?
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>>69682518
ASR?
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>>69682544
Yeah
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What was the woman what played Angel Dust on Deadpool?
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>>69682537
shush kid. go to bed. youre drunk
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>>69682417
jessica ellerby playing a woman who develops an unhealthy obsession with russell brand

jessica paré playing an unscrupulous ad exec

jessica capshaw playing a hypochondriac

jessica ennis playing a cruel PE teacher

jessica xue plays a girl who was the victim of a failed abortion under china's one child policy

jessica de gouw plays a haemophobic police officer in a film about a killer who collects vats of the different blood types of his victims

jessica brown findlay plays a dickensian orphan
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>>69682559
no dude, i meant who's ASR?
>>69682563
Gina Carano
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>>69682046
JLaw BTFO!
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>>69682607
sarah jessica parker plays a woman who wants to become a horse
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>>69682046
>You're producer of an upcoming indie/oscar baity/big franchise movie with a female protagonist
>female protagonist

lol
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>>69682565
the only drunk people are those who think brie larson is a second coming of meryl streep. girl ain't better than jlaw by any means.
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>>69682633
this is true. this is an easy one.
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>>69682391
she's shit
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>>69682656
lmao he fell for the "approachable j-law" meme

read baudrillard you fucking pseud she isn't real

and she can't act
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>>69682656
holy shit man. youre on something. jlaw is decent here and there but brie larson can actually fucking act every single time. you gotta be baiting, youre baiting right? ah. you got me anon, you got me. well played you fag
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>>69682618
Actress
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>>69682317
this senpai
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>>69682633
>supporting actress

meme award
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>>69682207
>>69682250

/thread
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natalie :3
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>>69682707
>jlaw is decent here and there
>he hasn't seen joy, slp and winter's bone

>>69682697
she's meme personified but talent-wise, she is better than every actress listed here maybe except for vikander
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>>69682618
AnaSophia Robb, irrelevant actress
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>>69682046
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>>69682806
>but talent-wise, she is better than every actress listed here
Nah man she can do faces but the characters fall flat and she doesn't have masterful control of her voice.
Better actresses in this thread: >>69682758
>>69682633
>>69682134
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If Larson, Vikander and Ronan stared in one movie, would it become an instant /tv/ classic?
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>>69683070
>no Dano
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>>69682966
chloe grace moretz?
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>>69682096
>>69682134
>>69682148
>>69682207
>>69682317
>>69682633

>all those blemishes and makeup

uggh
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>>69682795
>literally who after got ends
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>>69683201
pretty sure that's the Margot Model
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>>69682046
she needs to get her hooded eyes fixed, that's why her face looks so irritating
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>>69683201
she plays in nfl nowadays
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>>69682046
Her !!
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Rookiefu
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Brie Larson or whatever vagina is hot right now.
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>>69684430
it's disappointing that no one ever posts her feet, which are the best in Hollywood right now.
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>>69682046
ASR or Sersh
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>>69682440
guilty also
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>>69684430
Just watched this. I love her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWc8V-iKJ7s
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>>69684470
who?
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>>69682046
Rooney Mara
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>>69682537
This nigger is actually trying to argue that Daisy is better than Brie. Lmao.
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Claudia Black.
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the literal perfection
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>>69682537

But she was shit. But she gets away with it because female privilege
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