Why didn't he just kill him?
>>69679208
>kill the king of men
>war between men and elves breaks out
Good idea
>>69679253
>Guys he had to give himself up to destroy the ring, hes a true hero, RIP m8
>Humans believe their King died a hero
>Elves get to kek and live in peace
there, problem solved
>>69679253
but NOBODY WAS LOOKING
>>69679253
Fair enough, but Elrond was a top-level elf so he must have known how powerful the ring was and what the stakes were. I would think even a war between Elves and Humans is a better option than Sauron vs. Middle Earth.
>>69679208
the entire story of the lord of the rings is about dealing with being gay
constant references to "brotherly love"
even having an actor who is gay to place a fucking wizard
the reason he probably did not kill him is because he wanted to suck his cock
it would have been so easy to use his plus 6 mage sword to just chop his head off
>Test
Test @ X:00 AM
I have a better question,
Who gives a fuck?
Why didn't superman rip batmans dick off and shove it down his throat?
Because there would be no movie, assdickcuntwipe.
Why didn't eagles just be good friends and lift the Fellowship younglings to the high ground?
Because of the eagles.
>>69679635
>I'm on the internet and have mistaken implying that two characters are gay with satire/insight/criticism
>>69679876
>implying that my implications are somehow incorrect and therefore completely irrelevant
ok
... but what is your fucking point?
>>69679803
sauron would spot them.
Because Isildur would've whooped his ass
>>69679341
>>69679208
> Implying an elf could go hand to hand against a Númenórean
Númenóreans were nothing short of fucking super humans or peak humans, this was the equivalent of Elrond fucking up with a guy with habilities like Captain America.
>>69679253
>shove him off
>uhh isuldur accidently fell off guise, he was a bit too close to the edge woops ayy lmao! now who wants to get shitfaced on elven wine?
>>69680011
>superhumans
>Died to a small band of fucking orcs while pathetically hiding in a river
>>69679940
That you're wrong and oblivious to historical context.
>>69680011
Elrond was their greaaaaaaaaaaaaat Grampas brother
>>69680011
Is that why Isildur got BTFO by some orcs?
>>69680026
The ring betrayed him, the idiot thought he could play god mode and got fucked.
>>69679346
>>69680123
fair enough
i see your point
... but to disregard completely my personal views of the films is kind of a dick move just because you might know alot about history does not make my own views any less relevant
>>69679253
>oh shit you guys your king slipped and fell into the volcano. i-i think it was melkor, yah. he like rose out of the lava and ate him. like in one big gulp. just chomped and gobbled.... why are you all looking at me like that?
>>69680410
If you want to talk about "dick moves" then I'd say your assessment of "he probably did not kill him is because he wanted to suck his cock" is pretty disrespectful to both Tolkien and everybody who fought and died in the first World War.
>>69680600
oh shit
my bad
dont want to offend anyone who doesnt care if i live or die personally and dont know i exist
that would be terrible
>>69680669
I believe anon is trying to say your ignorance is disrespectful and implying you should shut your whore mouth
>>69680799
well why dont you come to my house and shut it for me you fucking queer
HIS PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE
>>69680669
>Why not be a cunt to complete strangers? What do I have to lose?
Fuck you anon. Go back to /lgbt/ or /GoT/ general or whatever the fuck you're here for.
>>69680011
>>69679963
this is false btw
>>69679635
You must be a woman
>>69681212
>Why not be a cunt to complete strangers? What do I have to lose?
hypocrite much?
im no one to you you piece of shit
fuck what you think of me personally and respect that people have other opinions and views you asshole
or ill gladly give you my address and you can come kill me
wont even fight back... probably
>>69681298
well i might have more intelligence than the average male prick
does that make me a woman?
... fuck
ok then
>>69681298
Please.
>>69679208
Elves are pussies
Elrond is indirectly responsible for the death of millions in Middle Earth.
BECAUSE THE STORY WOULD'VE ENDED THERE YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>69680011
In the books, most of the fight against Sauron was done by Gil Galad and Elrond. Sauron was not even an ironclad behemoth
