Are you more of a Brad, or more of a Doug?
>tfw Doug
>>69678817
I'm definitely more of a Brad, just ugly and autistic
This is now a celebrity siblings thread.
>>69678817
I'm their dim witted cousin, Stu.
>>69679170
If she has big tits do you think her brother has a big dick?
Is Brad Pitt turning into Val Kilmer?
>>69679170
>her sister is flat as a board
>>69679430
Stu Pitt?
>>69679510
Yeah, cuz that's how that works.
t. Geneticist
Brad is much funnier, Doug just relies on shouting at the camera and shallow observations about the films.
Wait... his name is DOUG Pitt?
Poor guy never had a chance
>dug pit
>>69678817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAyTES9gDAU
lel
>>69679722
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>69679745
That is a very clean house.
>be zac braff
>see some kids spray painting your brand new hundred grand car
>proceed to chase one down and beat the shit out of him
classic braff
>>69678817
His brother looks like the mutant offspring of Brad Pitt and Zach Braff.
>>69680385
Whoa. Hopefully that guy is smart as hell. Otherwise every fucking good gene went to Ashton and he was left with the dregs.
>>69680163
How? He looks so non-threatening.
>>69680385
Master of disguisy
>>69680444
Even the most non threatening guy can fuck up a kid.
>>69680385
its sad his brother died
>>69678817
definitely more of a brad
thats why i'm shitposting on /tv/ unemployed on a wednesday afternoon
>>69680673
JUST
>>69680163
ITS JUST A PRANK, BRO!
>>69680878
JUST
You guessed it
>>69680673
>Didn't get the talent
>Didn't get the looks
>Didn't get the height
>Oldest of the bunch
He got fucked over from the gene pool
>>69680673
Holy shit, the short one is actually 6 foot. I guess the other two are just giants.
>>69678817
I look like Brad, but my mind is more like the Joker from Batman The Dark Knight, smart nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
>>69681153
He's 5'11.
And he's probably boosting that a little like all actors do.
>>69681260
>>69681153
Last I heard he was 5'9".
>>69681159
Is this you?
>>69678817
Doug looks like what John Travolta should've at 50
>>69681334
Last i checked, he was 3'6".
>>69680472
you just know
>>69681334
Did you go deaf, did he shrink or did you forget what a search engine is.
>>69681153
>6 foot
Dubious
>>69681438
>>69679170
damn her brother is a chad
he probably fucked all her friends growing up
being the ugly sibling must suck so bad
i'm ugly as it is but so are my siblings
it would be much worse being confronted every day wiht what you're missing out on
>those sounds of your brother pounding girls while u Seagal post
brutal
>tfw you're loss of a Jake
>>69683561
>loss
What did I mean by this?
Ah, less.
>>69678817
Not irl but relative to the belligerent autists on this board I'm brad as fuck.
>>69678817
My favorite, turns out Peggy Lipton was the key
>celebrity siglings thread
>forgetting the phoenii
/tv/ is dead.RIP river
>>69683412
too swarthy to be a Chad
>>69686051
joaquin is a qtp2t
>>69680878
Why do male siblings of famous actresses have to grab their sisters' wastes all the time in front of paparazzi or on the red carpet? Same goes for sons and their actress mothers.
I don't think I've ever held my sister or mother in that way.
>>69680385
Just like me and my brother. Me on the left.
>>69682045
You don't seriously think he's 5' 11" do you.
The dude's without a doubt 5' 9". Actors bullshit about their height religiously and have been doing it for years. Especially if they have taller siblings.
>>69686086
all chads are swarthy
Joss McPoyle
>>69686287
There's barely a resemblance. Did Joss's father get cucked?
>>69682157
I'm glad every movie with hemsworth flops, I hope he dies of starvation
>>69678817
>when you are Brad Pitts brother but people think you are Zach Braffs brother
>>69680472
>>69680878
they both look fine
>>69678817
I'm just a humble mother fucker with a big dick
>look almost identical
>one is handsome, the other is ugly
How does this work?
>>69686763
doug needs a tan
>>69686763
jaw and eyes
nothing more
>>69680472
that's Matt Bomer not her bro
>>69680385
>He has an older sister named Tausha and a fraternal twin brother named Michael, who had a heart transplant when the brothers were young children
>Michael also has cerebral palsy and is a spokesperson for the advocacy organization Reaching for the Stars
>Kutcher stated that when he was 13, he contemplated committing suicide to save his brother's life with a heart transplant; when he told his father he was considering jumping from a Cedar Rapids hospital balcony, his father dissuaded him from doing so shortly before doctors announced that a transplant had become available from an accident victim in another state
>>69680878
brother... sister...
>>69686051
Summer <3
>>69681041
Looks better desu
No one would pick Ethan over Joel
I'm more of a Benicio teebeeH
>>69679745
To be fair, they're clearly trying to make a joke about how much a stereotypical upper-middle class white dude he is compared to his brother.
>>69680673
>chris is australia
>liam is america
>dude brother is UK
>>69679685
Brads name is actually William.
>Bill Pitt
>>69686678
They look uber American in the best way possible. Nick Offerman makes me wish I were American. He's just such a cool guy
