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How great would it be if they played this stuff in a theater before a Pixar movie starts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnk52bU92oE
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>>69677962

>creepy anti-gay

It's surprisingly well done actually; I enjoyed it.
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>that blue-pilled comment section
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>>69678052
how dare you!

gimme your facebook bigot!
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>>69678073

Uhhh, you don't get to bring friends
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>relating being allowed on a plane to be allowed to enter heaven

topkek, ingenious.
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>>69678200
soul plane
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>not liking based Sparlock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgkTbQc63G0
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>>69678552
>ride bikes

>inflatable wheels

>cogs

just more dark arts
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>>69677962
If god didn't want people to be gay why didn't he just make them not-gay?

Fuck christianity is fucking retarded for so many reasons.
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>>69678552
Gotta start at Lesson 1, nigger!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQohaJBmuEI
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I've never understood Jehovah's witness. They basically believe almost every soul, even Jehovah's witness souls, get destroyed at the end of time. So why even give a fuck about following the bible.
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>>69679933
>Implying being gay isn't a choice
>implying you didn't suck cocks because you chose to
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>>69678052
>It's surprisingly well done actually

right apart from the fact that the woman cant refute the 8 year olds logic of why cant a people be happy
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>>69680044

>implying gay is a choice
>believing everything /pol/ tells you.
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>>69677962

>implying anyone still takes the Old Testament seriously.

The bible is filled with contradictions, so I'd give two shits what a bunch of Tykes tell me what to do.
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>>69680101
well if being CIS SCUM is a choice...

Why isn't homosexuality?

SJWs BTFO
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>>69680200

>implying being straight or a man is a choice

>l-lol you got BTFO

I wish I could be as blue pilled as you are.
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>>69677962
i wonder how many people get convinced by this
im really interested in like a live reaction of a child to this
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>>69680002
>I've never understood Jehovah's witness.

Redpill me on them. I know they're supposed to be crazy, but I don't know how crazy. They do seem to have a view of the Bible which is closer the the crazy shit portrayed in muh anime, so that gives them a plus in my book.
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>>69679933
>I swear, I had to fuck him in the ass, I didn't have a choice!
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>>69677962
we need more of these because that loli is a qt
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>>69680620
They were one of the earliest groupd sent in mass to concentration camps in Germany because they one of Hitler's earliest opponents

Which is just about the most based fucking thing I can imagine because Nazis are the Eternal Cuck.
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>>69680650
Pedophiles should be burned alive
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>>69677962
What the fuck is with Jehovah's Witnesses and pushing this image of people living in heaven with all these random zoo animals? Like it's always depictions of people cuddling up to lions and T-Rexes.
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>>69680689

Well the nazis were autistic.

Their legacy children (Neo nazis) even more so.
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>>69680742
Neo-Nazis are just retarded thugs who want to break shit while pretending they're doing it for a good cause. They're heavily involved in selling fire arms to criminals and drugs to children.
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>>69680708
So should fags but I don't see you in the oven yet.
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>>69680620

Their church was founded out of butthurt that some asshole's doomsday prediction didn't come true so they built a whole sect around being the only 150,000 or so people who will survive the Armageddon which is RIGHT around the corner.
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>>69680790

Pity. They seem to have found this site as well.
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>>69680811

CRAAAAWWWWLLLLLIIIINNNNNGGGG
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>>69680250
go take your hormone pills and fuck off faggot
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>>69678552
>Lend your toy to your best friend
>His nutty fucking mum makes him throw it out
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Is the girl going to try to turn her friend against her gay mommies?
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>>69677962
Wow, the animation actually isn't dog shit.
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I wonder what would happen if they were muslims instead of jw
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>>69677962
Please part two where the lesbians react to what this cute little member of a sect has to say.
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>>69679933
People didn't live as long back then, and family was the only way you'd keep your legacy and property or whatever. So it wasn't so much as being gay was banned, it was just pointless since it couldn't produce children to carry on your name and keep your line going. Best to just say you ban being gay entirely to avoid the message getting lost over thousands of years of translation.. But it seems that happened anyway so whatever
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>>69680044
being gay is not a choice
behaving gay is a choice
and I made that choice because I like sucking dick
And there are barely any violent fanatics in europe so I couldnt care less. Even the Catholic church doesnt really care anymore
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Used to be a JW.

Can answer any questions, no foolin'.

I left at about 18 or 19, I think. Thank fuck.

I'm English though so we were never TOO crazy because people in the UK aren't as crazy religious as people in the US. I mean some of us are, sure, but they're outliers. We never had a "Pokémon are the devil" phase.
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>>69682057
>And there are barely any violent fanatics in europe
Brace yourselves for the muslims.
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>>69680620
>I don't know how crazy
they basically live with the device that the world probably might end tomorrow, or the day after that
and that weirdos are basically looking forward to it.
What I like about them is that, even though recruiting is obviously about money, they spent a lot of time trying to "rescue" souls, instead of shutting off
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>>69682130
yeah that is going to be a huge problem
I'll probably just wear a suit made out of pork. Ultimate Muslim repellent.
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>>69681572
Being gay was looked down upon by Jews, because a man had to assume the role of a woman (submissive), and women were viewed as little better than animals.
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>>69680044
>>69680200
>>69680629
If you think being gay is a choice, you are probably bisexual
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>>69682100
Do they really believe EVERY soul gets destroyed at the end of time?
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>>69679933
>>69682425
To be fair one can become gay, see the trap faggots here. Don't say "they were always bi" because I'm one and I know at one point in time traps did nothing to me.
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>How great would it be if they played this stuff in a theater before a Pixar movie starts?
At my local cinema we all introduce ourselves and then the projectionist makes a speech or maybe performs a little comedy routine, and then the movie starts. We don't watch commercials or trailers.

After the movie we share our thoughts on it and then hit the showers.
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>>69682521
It's retarded. It's like Third Impact in End of Evangelion, basically.

Everyone dies but gets judged and can come back. It's implicated that you pretty much HAVE to be a JW to come back, although it's not mandatory. Then there's 1000 years where we're allowed to fuck around and Satan will come back to try and tempt people in that 1000 years.

WHY anyone would side with Satan after 1000 years of peace is a mystery to me, but religion doesn't have to make sense.
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>>69677962
GENTRIFIED
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>>69682572
If you're so gay then why are you into traps and not manly men?
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>>69682622
>I left out Caleb's face because he's a fag and has no soul

What did she mean by this?
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>>69682665
I like femininity. Doesn't change that memes aside liking traps is gay. They are men, men who wear girls' clothes, but men nonetheless.
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>>69682725
>I like femininity, not men
>I'm gay
Ok.
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>>69682604
Jesus fuck. You've converted me anon
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>>69682792
>being gay is a choice, but how people are gay is not a choice
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>>69682792
>Get hard from looking at dicks and boipussy
>Straight
Okay.
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>>69682814
This stuff is kinda like Scientology though. On its surface the religion is perfectly fine. It just comes across as a kinda more strict Christianity. People who are sort of more conservative and don't really like how the NuChurch deals with things like Homosex and porn are attracted to the JW org.

It's only when you get DEEPER that you start unmasking the crazy.

Here's a good one: JWs aren't allowed blood transfusions. This has caused cases where children are dying in hospital with their proud parents stood by their side saying "JEHOVAH DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE BLOOD!" and letting them die. If the hospital intervenes they get sued up the wazoo. If the hospital doesn't intervene then a child dies for no reason.

Then they retracted this and said "partial" blood transfusions were okay. I bet that made the parents of dead children who weren't allowed partial blood transfusions feel really great :^)
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>>69679933
>If being fat is so bad, why does food taste so good?

Now, I don't believe that being homosexual and living that is bad at all, but I guess that is the kind of thinking here. "To get into paradise you need to leave something behind", things that Jehova does not approve of supposedly. So, in a way it is consistent and as long as it stays non-aggressive I don't give a shit.
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>>69683366
False equivalency because you're implying evolution (high energy density foods being tasty) is there by design, and was designed in the age of agriculture and supermarkets
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>>69683366
Foods taste good not to make you fat, but to let you know they're not poison lmao idiot
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>>69680850
>They seem to have found this site as well.
just reactionaries under a liberal president

this site was anarchist under a conservative president

when hilary looses to paul ryan in 2020 "anonymous iz legunn!" will return
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Tell me about Jesus, why does he wear the robe?
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>>69680080

Because being a degenerate fag means you can have your hedonistic pleasures now, but you'll never get to enjoy eternal bliss you idiot
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>>69677962
This is why religion is good. Regardless of divine and theological issues, religion is a shield against the degeneracy of the left. Go to church even if you don't believe in God.
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>>69683926
>nothing is allowed
>bliss
Sure
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>>69683926

Eternal bliss is an oxymoron. Nothing that lasts forever can keep being good forever. After two million years in heaven you will yearn for hellfire to give you something else to experience.
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i-is she white?
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>>69684465
she's deliciously brown
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>>69684445
Lol, why? Just erase the habits that cause you to be dissatisfied in that case.
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Disgusting video. Religion has had it's time, let's science do the work now
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>>69683449
I'm not even making an equivalency, I'm trying to explain the thinking of those people. And those people really do believe that food tastes good by design. It's a temptation made by god (or satan or whatever) to prove your strength of faith and will to god. They see homosexuality just like that, a temptation you are supposed to overcome.
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>>69677962
I don't get, so homosexuality is not right, but having sex with a nigress is?
America is crumbling.
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>>69684445

I agree, brother. Praise be to Slaanesh!
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Am I the only degenerate here who is waiting for some rule34 posts of this shit?
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>>69684445
Heavenly bliss =/= Earthly bliss
It makes you feel not just happy, but whole
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>>69684617

And then?
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>>69684682
Science does a shit job at teaching ethics. I agree that taking religious stories literally is stupid, but science has done absolutely nothing when it comes to teaching people to do the right things. In opposite, I believe for many people the whole "religion is dead, science is errything" shit just gives them an excuse to stop thinking about whatever they are doing and whether it's the right thing. Just because fantasy stories about gods and whatnot doing this and that are outdated doesn't mean that the topic of ethics is done and finished as well. I'm seeing no indications that overall people are actually capable of making moral decisions without someone guiding them. People are still stupid, that hasn't changed.
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>>69678552
>mom throws away toy that belongs to her son's friend

Mad/10
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>>69684834
Then you will have bliss unencumbered by any mental faults blocking it. If you really want to go beyond that you can attempt to achieve Nirvana.
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Not creepy at all. $5 says a women wrote that title.
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>>69677962
being gay isnt a choice but being a huge faggot flamboyant one is
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>tfw gay atheist
>still get annoyed when people reject religion off-hand entirely because it offends their cum-motivated sensibilities

I wish Christianity were true.
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>>69677962
so suddenly this is indoctrination but this one wasn't eh
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>>69678552

>god literally creates burning bushes, turns entire cities to salt, divides oceans and his own son can turn water into wine a replicate bread
>hates magic

Hypocrites.
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>>69685009
One of them is a joke and makes no statement regarding what is right and wrong.
The one one is literally teaching you a doctrine.
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>>69685009
what the hell is this fever dream lookin shit
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>>69684956
I don't wish Christianity were true, but I wish I believed in it. Life would be so much easier.
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Reminds me of the time when they tried to get deaf people to stop masturbating (loudly):


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QReUbe4kp-o

https://youtu.be/B7DUoHeO234

God this was such a good meme
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>>69684445
Edgy
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>>69684860
Teach philosophy then. We don't need dogmatic organized religion to 'teach' (read: brainwash in) ethics. Get people to study the topics and consider them. You'll get people prepared to debate uncomfortable issues, develop a person set of ethics, raise the standard of education...
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LESBIANISM = TERRORISM
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>>69685075
Paranorman one is actually much more effective as propaganda, since kids who see the Jehovah's Witness shit will go "wow that's fucking lame and the condescending arguments are shit," but they see the Paranorman one and don't even think consciously about it, except like "oh wow, gay! that's cool, and it seems kinda just accepted... hmm..."
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>>69678200
Abolish heaven TSA!
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>>69684445

Woah dude, how'd you come up with that. Never thought of it that way. You're like super smart man. You should be a philosopher or something.
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>>69685161
You can read more of my musing on my blog.
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>>69685053
>Implying the old testament's isn't a maladjusted, desperate entity who is completely unmoved by mortal struggles, and simply wants everyone to play nice, so they can develop as a species into a post-singularity entity so he finally isn't alone any more.
Of course he's a hypocrite. But he needs to keep humanity in check so when he finally gets someone to talk to, they're someone he wants to talk to.

>>69685133
Well that says more about how shitty the Jehovah's Witness' videos are, than about how hard Paranorman tried to "indoctrinate" people.

Really, if you call Paranorman's gay joke indoctrination, you might as well call every piece of fiction indoctrination because whether you notice or not every story showcases certain values and ideals that are accepted in their world.
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>>69685130
>meet gay men couple
>completely bro tier
>really can feel the love between them

>meet gay women couple
>talk about how much better life as a lesbian is
>talk about their shitty prior boyfriends
>sounds like they have to confince that they're lesbian
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>>69685122
Kek. That's very idealistic anon. But there will be a bedrock ethics that everyone will be "indoctrinated" in no matter what, because every culture inevitably forms a unique moral basis. Religion is one such source, and is highly effective. If anything, religion allows people to question their corest values in a metaphysical headspace - 'doubt' is compartmentalized in Catholicism and given room to breathe at an aside from ritual and all that. In your hypothetical society, there may be no safe environment or language or whatever to question one's ethics in.
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>it's a tumblrina gets triggered by plebbit episode
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>people are unironically pro-gay

It's like saying your pro-POZ.
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>>69685315
What's the point of the webm when you can't tell what she's saying?
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>>69685327

you're* that is
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>>69684860
There should be no fucking ethics regarding consentual sex. A dictitorial violent god is the personification of evil, and anyone who thinks that this is the only way to teach ethics is literally retarded.
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>>69678052
I think its kind of creepy, like you can't be happy unless you change something you can't change. Or that you hve t convert if yuo want to be happy. It would be fucking awesome if they played this before pixar movies though. I really want it to happen
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>>69685398
>something you can't change
:^)
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>>69685327
With this particular video you are either pro gay or pro religion, so there is no winning, really.

Either way, the notion of something being bad because someone else said so and you should shut up and listen or you will be tortured for eternity doesn't really sit well with me.
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>>69685450

Since when do you have to be anti-religion to be anti-jehoha's witnesses?
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>>69684860

Any ethical dilemma can be taught to a child without religion
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>>69685446
Maybe try it the other way arround. You're straight. How about you chose to love men. Do you feel comfortable with it? Same is with gay men having to chose loving women.
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>>69685226
Plus they always also happen to be vegetarians/vegans and/or feminists. It's always the complete package.
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>>69677962
y/u/ri rule 34 when?
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>>69683967
Degeneracy is fun though.
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>>69685384
*tips*

>>69685503
Oh I wish.
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>>69685728
Until you get AIDS or some other disease and are left wondering, on your deathbed, where the fuck did I go wrong.
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>tfw no gay-hating qt wife
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>>69678073
>facebook

I'm not in college anymore, why would I need to use a shitty facebook?
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>>69686025
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>>69685384
>There should be no fucking ethics regarding consentual sex

Retard. RETARD. Jesus fucking Christ. You realise the approval of "consensual sex" is an ethical judgement in itself? And not one that has always been upheld.

Do you think it's okay for people to transfer HIV to each other or eat one another's body parts if it's consensual? Fucking dummo.
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>>69686222
trips and image confirm that being gay is a crime
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>>69685508
Gay guy here and I'm not so sure. I think a lot of gay guys would be more comfortable fucking women than straight men fucking men.

Loving, on the other hand, you might be right. From my experience, the love one feels for a man of of the same gender is different to heterosexual love. There's different dynamics.
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>racemixing is fine
>being gay is a sin

i shiggy diggidy 2016 doo
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>>69677962

Why is Korra against gays?
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>produces anti-gay family cartoon
>contains an interracial family as its protagonists
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>>69686222
pretty sure they stole this from Virtual Villagers
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>>69677962
>reminder that grown men and women actually believe fairytales about eternal paradise
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>>69687840
>fairytales about eternal paradise
Let go of your crippling cynism.
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>>69680620

They can't donor blood or recieve blood from others, neither organs
Don't have christmas
Women should wear long skirts

That's what i know.
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>>69677962

knowing disney, they would make a cartoon showing how great it is that trannies are waving their dicks around in the womens bathroom
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>>69682266
Kek
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>>69678552
They don't want kids to enjoy fantasy because the more they know about fantasy storytelling the more they realize that the bible is some bad fiction and Jesus is a Mary Stu.
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>>69677962
damn that's comfy
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>>69684956
Are you me?
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>All those dislikes

I wonder if Tumblr/Twitter had anything to do with that...

>All those tears of rage running down baby-faced beta orbiting white guilt males as they thumbed the video down
>All those triggered Tumblrites

This is why I'm a Christian. Better to be hated by these degenerates, than to follow them into hell.
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dude religion lmao
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>>69688889

I like Catholicism because of the stoic aspects of its philosophy mostly. Too many people today are giant crybaby faggots (including a bunch of people on pol as well)

I think every young man should read this though
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>>69680044
>implying God wouldn't just make it so we couldn't make that choice

God either is okay with people chugging dicks or is falliable
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>>69677962
wew look at all that butthurt

JW here ask me anything
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>>69689194
That makes no sense whatsoever, you should think about it a little bit more
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>>69686046
>missing all the fresh memes
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>>69688122
my thoughts exactely
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>>69680620

I dunno about crazy, but the ones that came to my house were fucking weird.

>About to go to work.
>doorbell rings
>Three JW's, all pale with nearly white-blond hair are at door. Looking like Children of the Damned, all grown up
>"Are you ___?"
>Knew my name somehow. (Later I guessed they probably read my mail before ringing)
>Try to ask me about God.
>"Well, I think God is a personal idea. I think it's about finding out who He is to you, for yourself."
>basically trying to break it gently that I don't get involved with their church
>one was a short chubby woman, one a fat old man,
>the third a tall woman who looked so plain i could not determine her age, somewhere between 20 and 70. I've never seen anything like it
>tall woman said nothing the entire conversation, just smled and nodded in the back
>Take their magazine, send them on their way
>wonder if I just had some kind of daymare
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>>69682100
>We never had a "Pokémon are the devil" phase
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
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>>69684682
>Religion has had it's time, let's science do the work now
What was Gregor Mendel's day job
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>>69682100
Why do you hate children? I had a couple of JW's in my class growing up, and they seemed so incredibly miserable, never smiled, or played. And it's no wonder when i see propaganda like this thread.
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>>69682425

being gay isn't a choice, sucking cocks is
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>>69689760
But then why would God make it so some people would want to suck cocks?
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>>69679933
it is so that they can show how incorruptible they are in front of the lord, that they are willing to sacrifice their feelings in order to be happy in the life after death
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the bible is just a textbook about world events with some herbs and spices to make the story interesting
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>>69689988
it's a meme
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>>69687945
No birthdays

They go door to door to convert weak souls, kinda like those people who join ISIS or gangs, because they lack acceptance from others and a purpose in life. Same shit, basically.
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>>69679933
Same reason why blind kids, cripple kids, retarded babies, autistic babies, etc born. It's a test. God isn't a nice guy, read the Bible
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Daily reminder most "conservatives" on this site are just butthurt contrarians who'd change opinion if it was the norm.
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>>69677962
this is funny shit

I could still do without the Jesus faggotry. It really doesn't make sense to be anti-gay if you're just gay for Jesus.
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>people are born game
>despite the scientific consensus clearly stating there is no biological basis for homosexuality

Just another SJW lie, like the wage gap or rape culture.
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Guys im part of this religion it sucks and i want to leave it so bad
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>>69690928
Who wouldn't be gay for our one true lord and saviour?
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>>69686469
>Interracial family

What?
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>>69691248
The mom has dark skin, the dad in the drawing has light skin.
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>>69691317
Watch the video the dad is spic he has a hard accent
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>>69690531
So if god is a petty asshole how does he deserve my worshipping?
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>>69691317
>You can't get tan

Are you Swede or something?
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>>69691162
Do it.
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>>69687945
>no birthdays
>no holidays
My childhood was shit
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>>69677962
based Jehovah.

Eat a dick, fags.
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>>69691385
Going to school and living with parents dont wanna get kicked out
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I see no difference between this and all the gay propaganda our children are bombarded with every day.
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>>69691470
Youll thank us later, trust me!
Where do you live? Im sure there is some sort of exit program for children/ young adults who want to leave their parents sects.
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>>69691531
Arizona going to uni
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>>69679933
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>ywn be raised believing in a nutty religion

why did my parents have to be heathens?
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>>69677962

>nobodies posted this yet
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>tfw raised jehovahs witness

They're some nice people but fucking hell
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>>69691577
Why dont you move out then? Im at uni and no longer live with my parents. I guess I dont have to pay any univerity fees like you do, but I thought there were programs for students to get loans for this sort of stuff.
Or are you afraid of losing your family? I think thats worth it. They are not on your side if they chose to be in a religion that despises humans and human nature.
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>>69685101
Holy fucking shit I've been raised as a jw and I've never seen this I'm fucking dying
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>>69691797
I dont wanna pay for a room and yeah i have little brothers
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>>69679939
This should be a HBO series
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>>69684815
>>69685724

>>69691732
Fucking Finally! Any more pics dear anon?
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>>69692835

That's the only one that I know of.
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>>69683926
>Believing in superstitions
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>>69692879
There's an edit of them nude.
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>>69693006
post it plz, google only gives this faggot result
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>>69683819
Pretty much this. The only /pol/tard tier base I cuold find back then was in 711 and even there it wasn't that big of a deal.
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It seriously always creeps the fuck out of me when people start saying "If you want to go to our own personal Heaven we dreamed of, you need to do this". I can handle any kind of cult right until the moment it gets to that shit or murder.
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>>69677962
>That comment section

I want to die
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>>69679933
There's always been a theological feud regarding free will vs. predestination in Abrahamic religion. The Protestants and other Christian 'outliers' threw that along with logic out the window and just said "fuck it, predestination it is"
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>>69677962
>>69678552
>>69679939
>OBEY US OR YOU'LL GO TO HELL!
Poor kids who get indoctrinated by this shit.
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>>69683926

>repressing your sexuality and living a lie for eternity because god is an omniscient homophobe who made you that way in the first place

>bliss

okay bud
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>>69693626
Stop being a faggot and you wont feel such shitty feelings
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>>69684860

>I believe for many people the whole "religion is dead, science is errything" shit just gives them an excuse to stop thinking about whatever they are doing and whether it's the right thing.

this is literally only said by Christians when they pathetically try to defend basing their morality off of 2000 year old societies. I'd gladly take a world of enlightenment morality over biblical morality
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>>69691360
This
You cucks all practically worship a satan-god who thinks of you as his playthings. How fucked up is that?
Why make people take a "test" in the first place? What's the point of it?
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>>69689752
That's because they have to go to a 'meeting' once a week for hours in the afternoon after school, dressed all nice in uncomfortable formal wear. The 'no parties' thing is really a shit kicker to any kid too.
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Post more Jehovahkino please
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>>69685233

there's no reason to believe philosophical thinking must include children being raised from birth to have blind faith in ancient dogma. It actually cripples a person's capacity for critical thought.
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Lol every fucking answer is "because Jehovah said so"

It's like the shittiest, stupidest, most self-entitled answer, like what your mom would tell you when she couldn't come up with a reason to stop doing something. "Because I say so".

It's fucking women logic. I don't have to explain a goddamn thing, just do as I say and that's final.

And fuck that mom for throwing out some other kid's toy. Oh boy does that trigger bad memories. This kid took some of my action figures, lied and said they were always his, his mom made a big stink protecting her thief child. The kicker is that like a couple of years later the parent tries to "donate" the toys and got upset that I wanted them back. Bullshit.
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>>69685216

The Demiurge dosen't want humanity to develop.
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>>69694056
>And fuck that mom for throwing out some other kid's toy. Oh boy does that trigger bad memories.
Yeah so, you're basically admitting you're an atheist because you were a spoiled shitkid and you conflate God with parental authority? That's cool I guess
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>>69677962
>my teacher says that all that matters is, that people love each other and that they are happy
they then go on to not debunk this argument at all.
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>>69693785
Basically to never be angry against god, that's it

>Praise the lord for the simple things in life like born healthy
>My 5 years old son is dying of cancer
>lol test
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>During the Bush years, 4chan was largely apolitical. Things like nigger watermelon jokes or "pools closed due to aids" were posted because they were edgy/funny
>even if you hated /new/, they generally stayed in /new/
>During the Obama years, threads are guaranteed an instant derail with nigger crime stats, cultural Marxism theories, and 50000-word long essays about Jews if they're even tangentially related to the subject (I.e. a black guy being cast in a movie)
>mfw 4chan (and the rest of the Internet) has forgotten the rule of "Internet is srs business"
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>>69694216
They do, though. You'll go to hell if you're happy for the wrong reasons.
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>>69677962
>that chocolate momma

wew
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>>69677962
>short haired Jesus

Fuck you.
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>>69685501

you have to be anti-dogma to disagree with the logic JWs are using in that video.
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>>69694056
>It's fucking women logic. I don't have to explain a goddamn thing, just do as I say and that's final.
That's fascism and it's stereotypically male. I think it isn't women logic or any logic at all, actually it's the opposite. It's to quit to the capacity to think and questioning in order to follow the group. It's group mentality
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>>69685742

are you implying that children raised by atheists inherently have a less developed sense of morality and empathy than those raised in religious households? because there is no evidence to suggest that.
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>this supreme being that is responsible for every plague, disease, famine, storm and earthquake in the world will smite us and throw us into eternal hellfire if we don't design every aspect of our life according to his will
>LET'S WORSHIP HIM, YAY GOD

I wouldn't have such a beef with religion if they were at least honest about how what they call the fear of God is actual pants-shitting fear of a complete deranged monster. If God exists humanity should find a way to destroy him.
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>>69677962
>0:30
>dat look
>ITS HAPPENING
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>>69686296

>Do you think it's okay for people to transfer HIV to each other or eat one another's body parts if it's consensual? Fucking dummo.

yes
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>>69686469

the bible was written before the white nationalist movement
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>>69677962
>my teacher said all that matters is that they love each other and are happy
Kind of kills any counterargument when you say that in the first 40 seconds. Just shows how delusional these people are that that statement is meant to be easily dismissed
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>>69694336
it's women logic because women love to use it

I expect you've never had a female boss before?

>Why do you need me to spend the entire week doing this unnecessary task that doesn't help the company in any way?

>BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO DO IT ANON

>But the information is readily available on your computer, it's actually really simple, all you need to do is...

>I TOLD YOU TO DO IT NOW DO IT OR ELSE I'LL FIRE YOU

"Because I said so" is one of the great staples of arguing with a woman.
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>>69694411
Christians find the way to blame humanity for that. See Adam and Eve
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>>69687872

>if you don't believe in magic and monsters you're a cynic

ok
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>>69694466
Hitler, Stalin, Mao and every dictator were hardcore feminists? I didn't know
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>>69680044

>choose to suck dick

>even though you preferred pussy

>even though you live in a town in the deep south

>even though you're religious and believe your eternal soul is in peril

>have to live a lie

>family disowns you

>kids beat the shit out of you

>keep sucking cock even though you don't enjoy it

I know Christians have no capacity for critical thinking because they're taught from birth that the world is black and white, but come the fuck on.
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>>69694411

There's some African tribe whose belief system is based on the idea that god made everything bad in the world and it's the duty of every man to become a mighty warrior and rise up to destroy god. Those guys have the right idea.
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>>69677962
i had to check to make sure i wasn't on the christian board for a second. man, I'm going to back to /d/, this place sucks.
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>>69694548
Take Hitler for example.

Killing all the Jews is bad, many will agree.

His reasons for killing all the Jews was not "because I said so"

It was "because they're destroying Germany from within and we want to empower Germany once again with the white blonde aryan master race"

Do you really not understand the difference?
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>>69685546

it can be socially disastrous for a man to come out as gay, so they don't come out unless they feel they have to.

female bisexuality is simply chic and trendy
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>>69694663
And how about those gays being lynched in Africa, India, Jamaica etc. People seriously think they're doing it for kicks
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>>69694663
Christianity is about struggling. Life is a neverending battle against temptation. Gays are expected to endure the temptation of sucking dicks and marry a nice Christian girl, otherwise to live in celibacy. Christians don't believe on happiness on this life, they focus on the afterlife. The bigger is the suffering on this world, the bigger is the reward on the next world. Yeah, it's a cuck religion
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>>69682100
>Pokémon are the devil
My father tried to make me catholic here in Czech republic and this shit was what I was getting into mail.
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>>69689988

god is great. he tests some people more than others, but when they pass their rewards are greater.

I just think god likes to mix it up so he doesn't get bored
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>>69693662

I'm a straight man; I can understand the feeling because I have empathy. its something Christians lack because biblical morality is a stoneage horror show
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>>69694878

Oh man those sweet rewards
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>>69681572

Somewhat, but it's more because sons were needed for the army. If women aren't being impregnated, soldiers aren't being made.

That's also why pedophilia was looked down upon.
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>>69695013
Only if that child is baptized. Otherwise, he's fucked up.
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>>69694878
>a virus that only affects unborn children is currently rampaging in one of the poorest but also most god-fearing regions of the world
>IT'S A TEST LAWL
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>>69693785

religion is created to motivate and give hope to populations of disease ridden, impoverished peasents. "it'll get better in the next life", "don't question anything just have faith'. religion is the opiate of the masses. theres a reasons the old testament was written and distributed during Jewish persecution

subjugated populations eat that shit up
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>>69695013
Laugh all you want but that kid is getting mad royalty's from that picture
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>>69694250

this is accurate
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>>69686296
>Do you think it's okay for people to transfer HIV to each other or eat one another's body parts if it's consensual?
Why not? If it was their choice
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>>69695136
Isn't he dead?
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>>69695572

Pretty sure it's a girl and yes. The photographer also killed himself later.
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>>69695572
Still gettin them fat cheques boy
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>>69687872
Let go of your crippling nativity
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>>69677962
I mean the Jehova's Witnesses are creepy weird people, but they have the right to think gays don't go to heaven (along with a myriad of other types of people). This wasn't even saying kill the gays or anything, it was an explanation of why Jehova's Witnesses don't believe in gay marriage. They also don't believe in a lot of other shit like drinking and birthday parties.
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Every sex hating god submissibe conservative trash in this thread deserves to be gassed. Hail satan, mother fuckers.
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>>69696383
We believe in drinking we just cant get drunk all the time
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>>69697891
Is it even possible to be a homo when you are 13?
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>>69677962
>God wants you to leave some stuff behind
>actually he wants you to leave everything he doesn't approve of behind

Why is god such a dick. Why would he make cocaine and meth so fucking amazing if he doesn't approve of them?
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>>69694954
Im a christian and i dont lack empathy.
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>>69677962
>mixed kid
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>Liberals
>accusing ANY OTHER GROUP of "indoctrinating children" with media

Fucking kek.
Someone needs to upload a video to YouTube titled "Liberals use this creepy pro-gay cartoon to indoctrinate children", and have it be a clip from Steven Universe or something.
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Ok, let's assume that all of this is true and real, as a starting point.

The message is "do whatever Jehova wants you to do, without motivation, explanation or possibility of disobeying even if you want to do something that differs, or you will be punished forever"

Why would a kid like this message? It's plain blackmail, at this point even if we are assuming that it is in fact true one shouldn't want to worship such a God, it is cruel and despotic

I really don't get it man... why do people bring themselves and others so much internal pain and turmoil in what is supposed to be a quest for happiness? Religions that work this way fail at accomplishing their primary purpose, which is to give people a way to deal more serenely with the world around them
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>Jehovah's Witnesses use this creepy anti-gay cartoon to indoctrinate children

The fucking irony.

Liberals in California use even CREEPIER animation to indoctrinate children into being pro-gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy3Fb51GfdE

How is this any better?
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>>69694663

>people don't choose to do things that reflect negatively on them

That explains why there are no pedophiles, Neo-Nazis, Furries, etc. in existence.

People would never actively choose to be a part of a group that makes them a social-pariah.
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>>69699152
I love it how the music pauses after it says "having fun two mommies" like it's some kind of shock.
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>>69695108

are they protestants?
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>>69678117
They're not my facebook friends
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>>69696383

it still promotes interfering in people's lives and demeaning them to their faces. the mothers advice to the girl is to begin attempting to convince her classmate that his mother's are doing something bad
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>>69679933
The narrative before gay-marriage was accepted was that it wasn't a choice. Now that it is accepted the narrative is being shaped that gender and sexuality are highly fluid. The slope is just going to keep getting more and more slippery.
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>>69685009
wtf I hate Coraline now
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