pls stop being mean to keanu ;_;
>>69657299
John Wick was really his creative lifesaver; without it he only has his millions of dollars and his good looks.
DELETE THIS
>>69657299
If RT says it's bad, then it's kino.
hes working with ana de armas again? lucky bastard
Is he in debt? Why is he picking shitty roles, dude needs to fire his agent.
>>69657489
The BvS school of thought
IT WAS FREE PIZZA!
>>69657299
This movie was completely raped in editing to some completely different story
>>69657574
that pizza is so dry tho
sad keanu can't even afford a decent pizza ;-;
>>69657574
i want to buy him some food :(
>>69657547
Dude's fucking loaded, he just likes to act.
>>69657299
there was a video that talks about why this movie is shit. Keanu was just supposed to make a small role, but execs put him front and center to sell. originally about some magical mexican girl and her ability to see angels or some shit.
>>69657299
>EXPOSED
>>69658268
/sp/ pls go
>>69657299
Keanu is going to join MCU
You heard it here first
>>69659180
I hope so
>>69657896
get a load of this smug bastard
Why is Keanu so pure.
>>69657299
Critics suck.
>>69659180
>mfw Keanu as Sentry
>>69657299
This could have been good if production didn't edit out half of the fucking movie
>>69659180
But as who? Maybe they'll give him a small part in Agents of SHEILD?
>>69659180
I'd love that.
>>69659321
>sad in public
>keanu reeves comes out of the crowd and hugs you
This would quite literally be the greayest day of my and anyone else's life.
>>69659321
But he didn't write that, that's a fan facebook page.
>>69659368
>ywn 3gun with Keanu
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
It's not fair
>>69659510
Fuck that shitty show.
He would fit perfectly in the MCU, and maybe Evans would bring his smile back.
>>69659411
>they rewrite the Sentry's troubles to mirror Keanu's
>>69659180
At first I dismissed this as shitpost but then I realized that Keanu would be perfect Dr Strange instead of Bundersnatch.
Also he'd make good Iron Fist but the role is taken by fuckin Loras.
Keanu as Silver Surfer or Sentry would be great
muh Spanish waifu
>>69657489
Who paid critics this time?
>>69657489
this
turn out the film was fucked up by a recut,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/markkermode/entries/59b4d22c-f758-489c-9525-0ee98b622cb1
>>69660510
Looking kind of Sean Young there, Ana
>>69659368
;_;
>>69663233
>people obsess over young hamill and not this
Tasteless droogs
>>69663302
this tbqhsd
>>69662451
you think so?
>>69664829
>golden eyes
Hallowed are the Ori!
Exposed was a horrible piece of shit and keanu is barely in it. It is basically aimed at poor religious latinos who are also somewhat criminals, im not shitting you thats the target audience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6bzF76z6QQ
Apparently it was royally fucked in post.
Edited into an entirely different film from what was originally intended and disowned by its director.
So 5% isn't exactly cruel or unfair.
I watched this the other day, I really enjoyed it.
Literally dating a tranny.
He's a degenerate
>>69666285
>that scene where keanu hisses directly into the camera
Pure Kinu
>>69662451
She got cast in Blade Runner 2 coincidentally.
>>69666405
Actually, he's only dating her metaphorically.
bill and ted when
i though they said they were making it
>>69657299
saw this movie
it was made by a spaniard
and i think experienced movie watchers know what that means
>>69659180
DISNEY MAKE IT HAPPEN
DEAR SHILLS
REPORT THIS UP THE CHAIN
>>69660510
she's cuban
>>69668238
buñuel and erice were spaniards
>>69657574
I always see this picture and I think "Keanu could play Wolverine"
>>69668238
Are you an assblasted Mexican or any kind of Latin American? Can't think of anybody else so filled with hatred and a sense of inferiority towards Spaniards that would cross their way so much as to point such a stupid shit just to taint their reputation a little bit.
Ever heard of Amenábar or Almodóvar?
Btw, how do you know who is the director of the movie?
>Declan Dale is a pseudonym used much in the way that the name Alan Smithee was used for films that a director has disowned. Dale's only film is Exposed, a Keanu Reeves thriller that was significantly edited by Lionsgate Premiere without the original director's permission.
ana de armas was so fucking hot in knock knock.
>>69668554
Her family is 100% of Spanish origins (from León and Palencia the wiki says), like most white Cubans anyway. She has double nationality and has lived in Spain until she moved to Los Angeles. To me her origins are a remarkable thing as most Hispanic-Americans are basically mestizos or full-blown brown midget Native Americans with Spanish surnames.
>>69657489
nah if the audience score is that low
>caring about rotten tomatoes or other review sites
>caring about what people who get paid to give positive or negative reviews think
>not having your own opinion
>>69668710
He's definitely Mexican, I've know them my whole life, and only they always start shit with other Spanish speaking countries.
>>69668710
It's not wise to write
>Are you assblasted
Followed by a paragraph in response to an innocuous post
>>69669031
/thread
/argument for all time
>>69668710
>>69669095
That's a lot of butt pain for such a vague sentence.
>it was made by a spaniard and i think experienced movie watchers know what that means
>>69666875
what?
>>69669131
> in response to an innocuous post
It wasn't innocuous, it was a poisoned and stupid comment.
>>69669215
>5% scoring film
>"it's made by a Spaniard if you what I mean ;)"
Oh fuck off.
>>69660235
Silver Surfer would be perfect.
>>69669095
Mexicans are definitely the most repulsive, toxic and disgusting vermin of the Hispanic American shithole, filled with hate towards themselves and the world and always frustrated for their lack of a sense of belonging, having to use a foreign language, names and surnames that belong originally to a far away people in Europe that conquered and cucked them forever. This people will never find peace until they abandon their "Spanish" identity and go back to doing sacrificial rituals and cannibalism, a thing which isn't really far away from happening anyway.
>>69657299
Gay
>>69661308
Season 2 finale was shit though
>>69663302
>>69663492
>implying young Hamill isn't perfection
>>69657299
i...i liked it
>>69657489
It's really shit movie.
>>69664829
Perfect/10
