ITT: Things you can't believed that happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djVBzrucNLY
still can't believe he let a copper get close enough for an accident
Fuck you, John Landis
>>69654336
Fuck, I know it's a meme but this is totally incompetent. That a helicopter would be so low and close is obviously dangerous.
>>69654336
CUT!
>>69654773
white people is so incompetent and soft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nROL8WfyJoo
>>69654880
I need a conclusion to this tale
>>69654880
explain
>>69654336
How do they go about putting them in a coffin?
LOWER
LOWER!!!
post more africans hanging from helicopters.
>>69657098
Better than Civil War
>>69657180
heh
>>69657167
Lol
>>69657167
I always forget his full name.
>>69657254
John "How do I" Landis
>>69657262
>>69657317
HANG TIGHT AFRICAN HELICOPTER MAN
>>69657098
>>69654880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA
>>69657098
>>69657262
>>69657317
>>69657387
>>69657098
So what happened? Did he die?
>>69657346
>>69657346
>>69657262
>My name is Johannis Knoxberg and welcome to Jackass
somebody please tell me what happened to that african gentleman
>>69658031
He flew home
>>69657455
NIggers are hilarious.
>>69657346
>>69658136
Definitely my favourite monkeys.
>>69654336
>>69658347
Spider monkeys are the best
>>69658807
I don't get it
>>69658807
why
>>69659533
>ITT: Things you can't believed that happened
>>69657167
Can you imagine having this much of a faggy son? He made a handful of mediocre movies and contributes to SCP creepy pastas
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>>69658975
naw
>>69661725
HA HE LOST TO A LITTLE MONKEY
>>69657730
I doubt, apes have a really strong grip with their hands.
>>69661862
MANLETS UNITE!
>>69654336
It's cool because Max literally saved a life the other day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzK7cGLz_GE
so the Landis family karma will even out soon
>what kinna cut chu want son?
>gimme the 'morrow choptop'
>no problem fám
>>69662063
what a faggot
>>69661991
This is just a perfect example of women having no fucking clue what they want. I happen to be 6'4" and all I see are super hot chicks with short dudes. Being tall has never once gotten me laid. In fact My short 5'6" friend pulls more tail than any dude I know! This is why men can't ever take what women say seriously.
In fact my rule of thumb for getting dates with chicks is to be and act exactly the opposite of what they say they wan't. It works everytime!
>>69662252
nice try manlet, really nice try
im over 6 feet and it has literally gotten me laid dozens of time. Also helps im attractive
>>69662063
wow he's so cool
>>69662390
No it hasn't and I am not lying.
It has been something else. Height is a non issue for chicks, It's almost laughable how short some of the guys my chick friends are dating and they all talk like the chicks in the pic when they are with other chicks. It's pathetic
Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis
max 'son of a shameless child murderer' landis
Max "My dad directed Thriller and is a real-life child killer" Landis
>>69662529
>Height is a non issue for chicks
must be some other problem your having than because its helped me out a lot. It is an issue to them I garantee it
>>69662063
>mfw i tell people im from LA
>mfw these were the sort of people i associated with
>>69662577
Dubs
and I didn't say I have had problems, I am just saying it doesn't matter. the only people that deny this are chicks. so you're either a chick or a white knight.
>>69657262
I would've tried to pull my elbow so that i could have the join hang on to the bar, try and hold on for as long as I can
>1 jew and 2 Vietnam fucking shits get rekt
No big loss
>>69662650
it matters breh. I think your in denial
>>69657946
UNDERRATED POST
>>69662565
Ok, never heard this one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_Zone_accident
>Morrow and Le were decapitated and mutilated by the helicopter's top rotor blades
No shit.
>>69657730
He successfully completed his mission to infiltrate and seek out the KFC crispy chicken recipe in their Kenya based KFC HQ
>>69663520
They died???? Wow, this isn't funny anymore.
>>69662252
>6'4"
>Thinking he's not a manlet
>>69662577
its more your confidence then your height 2bh. girls really dont care about height as long as u are taller then they are
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>>69661641
You do know hes blatantly doing this to trigger conservacucks like you right?
>>69665142
max dont you have some shitty b movie scrips you should be writing
>>69654880
WHAT THE FUCK
THATS IT?
HE LITTERALLY JUST FLIES OFF INTO THE SUNSET HOLDING ONTO A FUCKING HELICOPTER? HOW DOES IT END
>>69665166
See how easy it is?
>>69657730
That's him walking with the cut on his head in the last clip.
>>69665142
Why do you keep your hair like that when people make fun of it so much?
>>69654880
I think he lived badly injured.
>>69665142
No, he's just a faggot looking for attention. Probably cause daddy was too busy decapitating little Vietnamese kids to give him any.
>>69654336
It's fucking nuts how the footage just shows them getting chopped in half like that. It's just so surreal, like out of a gory B-movie or something.
>>69655233
he dropped and got pretty fucked up but didn't die
>>69663305
Funny you use that reaction image seeing as though vic morrow was jennifer jason leigh's father
>>69654880
There must be easier ways of getting to Dover.
I still can't believe we had Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor, but it was in Returns
It was the role he was born to play, and he did it in the worst Supes film
>>69666044
It was garbage but still better than Snyder's Superman movies
>>69666103
yup
>>69666103
Well that's untrue
>>69654880
What is this? The last chopper out of Saigon?
I cannot stop laughing at African helicopter man, I only wish it had a happy ending.
>>69666044
I've watched that movie three times just to hear Kevin Spacey yell "WRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNG" into that stupid bitch's face.
>>69662199
Why is he allowed to have a father?
>>69666103
lol
>>69666103
Has the trolling really gone that far?
>>69666372
When memes go to far.
>>69654336
Now that's what I call a directors cut ;D
>>69657262
>yup that's me
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>>69666344
Poor JJL. You think she fantasizes about killing John and/or his son?
>>69666655
Teens have gone to jail because she's seduced & brainwashed them in sending & committing various death threats/attempts against the Landis family over the decades.
>>69657098
fuckin nignogs
>>69666372
I know it's ironic, but this still pisses me off.
>>69654336
FUCKING METAL, that helicopter did not mess around
>>69662199
disgusting family
>>69657098
*bongo drums*
You're probably wondering how I got here...
>>69662063
Fuck, I hate him so much.
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>>69657167
Why are the Jews allowed to do this?
>>69668039
because of JOHN "COMING TO CHOP'EM" Landis
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