Well I'm going to watch this out of morbid curiosity. What can I expect? The 15% RT score hasn't done anything to raise my hopes.
>>69653820
Expect to constantly think, "hm, this is not how normal people talk and interact"
Best part by far is the Muslim girl plotline. It's fucking hilarious and I'm surprised it never became a meme.The entire movie is worth it for that one scene, you'll know which one when you see it.
>>69654018
Rad, I'll be on the lookout for that.
>>69653820
truly horrendous
The only thing better than this is the sequel.
>>69653820
You know those ms paint comics where one side is portrayed as incoherent and angry? This is that in movie form.
Holy shit, this looks like the beginning of an awful porno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2IF1-IO_SM
it's literally A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
“How old is this rock?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi The Movie
It's a fun movie made by Christians for Christians and people who aren't easily offended. It makes fun of atheists and pushes stereotypes in so bad it's hilarious ways. I enjoyed watching it though some scenes are kind of cringy.
If you are a fedora atheist it will trigger you. If you take it seriously you will think it sucks. But the movie is basically Christian escapism and it's good at it. I watched it when I was an atheist and I laughed WITH the movie, not at it. I'm a Catholic now (not because of this movie though).
>>69654018
What scene? The one where the brother tells on her? I died from laughing
THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS
I remember when the movie came out, while I still had not seen it, I was in college and suddenly a random number texted me "God is dead". I understood what it meant after I watched the movie (although of course the movie asks people to text "God is NOT dead" to all their contacts). I thought that was pretty funny and I never had a real life movie tie in experience like that so it was neat.
>>69654302
Haha yeawhen her dad beats her, while she yells about jesus being her lord and savior
>>69654288
So instead of tipping fedoras, you tip little boys over?
>>69654282
I love this copy and paste
>>69654282
spot on
>>69654288
no its not
>>69654621
Nah, I'm busy helping other people and doing charity work instead of doing typical atheist stuff like arguing on the internet about how god is not real because darwin.
>>69654288
>fun
yeah uh about that
>>69655134
it triggers atheists and doesn't give a shit, that's kind of fun
>>69655035
But you still get a little of dat sweet sweet boy love though, right?
>>69654288
>It's a fun movie made by Christians for Christians and people who aren't easily offended
you mean "It's a retarded move made by Christians for Christians and makes fun of every single group besides Christians."
>>69655283
Well, every works deserve a pay right?
I like to be paid in nature.
>>69654282
Anyone have the longer version of this?
>>69655383
Yes. Not gonna lie, that's exactly it. I enjoyed it for what it was.
>>69655283
>>69655446
Just add more buzzwords as you see fit. It's like a stew for copy and paste
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SLYafQUDrOk
>>69655198
No, I mean, I'm like thirty minutes into this and its really fucking boring. I was hoping there would be some so-funny-its-bad moments but I'm just bored.
>>69653820
retarded double think and lots of martyr complexes
