Apologize.
>>69650633
Well I'm sorry to hear that
I'll apologize once he return my birthday.
>>69650633
gomen nasai steven-sensei
youstillsoreboutdemfiftybux?
>>69650862
Yastilsorboutdatfidybugs
>>69650633
Why apologize?
What happen?
>>69650838
what medal is that? A CIA service medal?
>>69650644
cuz now
>>69650862
>>69650888
Hey beeches are you work here or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1In78YppuA
WELL
>>69651344
real human bean
Why did a capeshit board take a pick at Steven Seagal of all people?
He didn't pay the quip tax?
We're having these threads on a board where 95 percent of threads involve discussing latest capeshit and game of throneshit with a straight face.
>>69653535
because unlike capeshit and got, his movies are actually fun to watch
>>69651344
it was pretty depressing how literally the only people who bothered to show up at that AMA were /tv/ memers
if it wasn't for /tv/ he would have received like 3 legitimate questions and then the AMA would end
>>69653027
that sushi looks so fucking good that must have been a thousand dollar meal right there
>>69655090
>implying sensei doesn't post on /tv/
>>69653027
>that dumbass nigga being repulsed by a monkfish
Kek, monkfish is actually ridiculously tasty.
>>69651255
seagal sounds like steve brule
>>69651344
>leaving out one of the best answers
ONE
>>69653027
What vid is this from?
>>69655398
It's from kino.
>>69650999
>DAY TOOKER
what did he mean by this?
for a while he had someone dub his own voice because he was too lazy to do post-production voiceovers.
>>69651344
My sides...
>>69651344
Dude you need the 1 million percent certainty of being able to kill someone with a modified credit card or whatever he said.
>>69650633
>when steven seagal started to talk black
he has to have some kind of disorder
>>69656610
EASY EASYYYY
>>69656885
EASY
>>69651173
I will snatch
>>69656610
this mutha aint white
>>69656913
HERES THAT INFINITY I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT
>>69657066
Every mathafuckabirthday
>>69651344
When was this AMA?
>>69656913
>>69656885
pls post the yt link to the scene
>>69651255
What the fuck is it with that bald guys voice ahhahaa
>>69658859
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
>>69658859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
>>69650633
ok. i'm sorry you are a fucking loser. i'm sorry i could beat your ass in a fair fight. i'm sorry that no one likes you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVefQ69LF1A
>>69658958
do people even remember chuck norris? is he alive?
did he make anything besides bradock and delta force??
>>69659048
his wig looks ridiculous
>>69653027
I want to hang out with the guy
>>69658897
holy shit easy easy wtf is his problem
>>69659159
Missing In Action
>>69659159
walker texas ranger became a meme thanks to conan and now he's living large. he was also in expendables for a scene.
>>69659159
The Hitman is Chuck Norris Kino
>>69658897
>>69658936
Every time I watch this it makes less sense
>>69659606
Easy
>>69658897
Holy fucking kek.
>>69659705
EASY
ANBODYSEENRITCHY?
ANBODYKNOWEYHEDEDBUBBLOOPAO?
>>69658897
>doing the sheev spin while dick is still out
Segal always going a step further in the name of kinography.
>>69651255
>Microsoft Sam get's horny
>>69655090
Sensei is there for us just like we are there for sensei. Go try pissing off a ninja cartel and see how fast he comes smashing through a wall to fuck them up.
>it's a Steven Seagal is hyped with a new culture or movement so he adopts their accent and ethnicity episode
EASY
>>69651255
HEY BEECH I WORK HERE WAT
HEY WHER ARE U GOIN HUNEY I WANTA LAPDANCE
>>69650633
Why, what happened?
>>69661165
>check imdb
>its the same fucking guy
holy shit, the memes just write themselves
>>69661165
>>69661701
Seagals new flick. What do you think?
Seagal vs Poor mans Agent 47
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgYlKtLq9FE
>>69662560
looks like a literal youtube video
>>69661165
Titus Andromedon?
>>69662709
No. Its Eezy-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
Yeah who are you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gcPxg5N-z0
>>69663375
Shame that Seagal is not wearing those trench coats anymore in his flicks. They make him look so badass.
>>69662560
He literally has a new film come out every three threads, it defies criticism. Pure kino.
>>69662634
Well they are released straight to youtube now. It's transcended any commercial need, it's just pure art.
That mutha ain't white
>type seagal movie names into youtube
>find tons because hes washed up and cant afford copyright enforcement.
>>69663753
>implying it's not because he wants to make people happy and make the world a better place by spreading wisdom and joy
>>69659159
Cuck Norris fans being this mad
>>69663894
he's still sore about dat fibbu bughs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns
>>69664027
What a fucking operator
>>69664027
Legitimately thought he was trying to speak Arabic when I first saw this. Still can't believe the director didn't ask for take 2.
not content to reign over just the medium of film, steven has branched out into music and fucking owns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3G3r_3NM6s
What's everyone's favorite song off Songs from the Crystal Cave? I have to say after many, many listens Girl It's Alright has to be my favorite. Sure, it's a cop-out to say that because it was the lead single from that album but it's really just an immediately classic soul shuffle brought to greater heights by Steven's silky smooth, smokey, sultry, emotive vocals, a slick guitar riff, and moving, soulful backing vocals.
>>69653027
>fat joo cunt
>>69664027
ye gods
>how embarrassment, this man is a living breathing train wreck, that rug & beer gut. fucking hell, too much topkeking
who /punani/ here?
>>69659048
whats with that fuckin accent lol
>>69658897
>oy, where are you going?
>what do you think I'm doing?
Fucking lazy ass director.
>>69666675
EASY
Why is seagalposting so sophisticated? Is it because it takes the IQ of a mature caterpillar to do it?
>>69667096
EASY EASY
I will not let this seagull thread die.
>>69651255
"wow he really fucked up his line here this audio is unusable we'll have to call him in for adr"
>i want that bar beetch to dance for me
"print it"
>tfw you will never have a bit part in one of sensei's direct to kino features
>>69658897
Every. Goddamn. Time.
>>69659840
>pissing intensifies
Here's that infinity I was tellin ya abow... amazing gun, long slide wide bodee, about almost fifteen rounds in the 45, can you imagine? Very accurate, spectacular pistol. This is that 50 I was telling you about. Guncraft. Amazing. Flat, fast, no penetration, great distance, you know great, uh... velocity. Here's, uh, one of my longslide, Caspian. 45s that I've carried a lot around, beautiful gun. Series 70 Colt, 1938 national match, one of the smallest, uh bah 45s ever made, it's one of my backups, one of my personal backups, innat amazing?
>>69664027
He looks like a goddam ninja turtle.
>>69651040
>>69650838
looks like an eagle doing the CIA power stance...
>>69668969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U
>>69651344
>missed this AMA
God damn it I should have never had a children.
>>69663375
girlscoutuvahmericuh
>>69651255
hey where are you going huhnee i want a lap dance
>>69658897
desu this would have made sense with better direction. If Segal enters behind him and then the black guy asks where he's going that would actually make sense since it would look like he's being followed. Then when Segal answers sarcastically his response of "easy" should be mocking. When Segal stares him down it should be more aggressive.
Doesn't explain why he would enter a bathroom he knows is about to explode or why he begins to piss in said bathroom before through a glass window, cock out.
>>69666244
MMWWAAAAHHH Steven Seagal hasalwayshbeen celebrated for his wisdom and entertainment
Seagal is the new meme of /tv/ now ?
>>69663335
Dat finger trigger.
>>69664349
This is operatorkino. You get one shot, and you take it.
>>69667096
It's for patricians. The plebs can have their "bane".
>>69669000
>kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMpc0_q7ycM
>>69658897
Can we get a list of Steven movies like this? Just the most ridiculous ones.
>>69671734
Got you senpai
Belly of the beast
Into the sun
The foreigner
Kill switch
A good man
Absolution
Sniper special ops
Code of honor
>>69656008
He's the day taker. Takes their birthdays.
>>69659048
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X1il9FT5eZ0
>>69671767
You are a hero anon. I'm marathoning that kino this weekend.
>tfw no amazing personal backup that's amazing
>>69671915
JUST
>>69662560
>says kino right in the url in the description
>113 / 27 / 66 / 1
kek
Really a shame when it comes to Seagal.
He acts all tough in his movies but when he's done filming he still believes he's the character and can perform same tricks or have the same cool ass backstory but whenever someone challenges him he just says "LMAO IM A BUDDHIST CANT DO THAT"
What a fraud.
>>69672161
You still sore about those fiddy buddhas?
>>69672117
>http://kinomaniac.net/
Now his movies are direct-to-kinowebsites
>>69650633
its possible, if its been modified
1 million percent
reminder segalposters are propagating a shitty forced meme created by neogaf. MUTE AND BLOCK
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1209202
>>69672400
Well im sorry to hear that
>>69672400
well im sorry to hear that
>>69672400
this meme is 2 months old, lad
neogaf is the one copying
BennyBlanco from Neogaf here (please don't snatch my punani), I really appreciate the great things you guys have done with this meme, haha. Steve is so KINO :P Keep up the great work!!
>>69672400
Someone's pissed about their fibbybucks
>>69672500
well im sorry to hear that
>>69672400
Well, I'm sorry to hear that
>>69658703
12 days ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama
>>69663335
Just marathoned this video with my son's wife. Did she like it?
>>69671767
Having watched kill switch and good man recently, can endorse this list.
Virtually any movie of his where he talks like a black guy or wears those orange glasses are gold
>>69662560
>that club lighting
>>69650633
What the fuck is his problem?
>>69672828
They took her.
>>69672872
well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69672007
>tfw I will never have a longslide widebuddy
>>69672400
I'm gonna snatch every mother fucker neogaf
>>69672400
Seagal posting has been here for YEARS with Richie posts. I'll cremate you motherfucker.
I nominate pesci posting to go alongside segal posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d3IM8lIASI
Essential Seagal-Lore to watch
https://youtu.be/3YDvGy0-p9M?t=24m40s
>"Can I laugh in your face?"
>His story of meeting Bruce Lee and crying when Brandon Lee died
>>69672400
EASY
>>69658897
What could possibly be this scene?
>>69672500
You wanna shitpost? Come back in 10 years
>>69662560
Man, Seagal has balls of steel, I would be shitting my pants if I saw the moon that close to the Earth.
how does one get the punani
https://youtu.be/tg_oKnEmd1w?t=30
>poophold
What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/gXaOGnDRf1A
>>69662560
It's funny that the last 3 Seagal flicks barely have him in it.
>>69678381
also another movie where he doesnt move a lot. i'm getting concerened about his health.
>>69677811
Well, when a girl start to strut, you could look at her but you shouldn't do that. Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty. They're not just to cover her kitty.
>>69662560
>Spoiling the entire movie in the trailer
>Seagal seems to appear in two scenes only.
Weapon's grade kino.
>>69677857
its poophole.
>>69663375
>Stunt man wears brown coat and dark shirt
>Quick shot of Seagal in a dark coat and blue shirt punching a guy
>Same shot appear seconds later but mirrored
I see that they've been getting editing ideas from Spider Man The Animated Series.
