Things in movies that trigger you
forced romance subplot
References to social networking sites and mobile apps.
Memes
Death
Black characters.
>>69648737
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BM WF
Death of a pet
Joss Whedon-style 'snarky' dialogue
>>69648912
hi pol
Obvious quota filling. It's like product placement.
>character is supposedly playing a videogame
>mashing buttons on an Xbox 360 controller while the TV shows a PS2 game or some shit
>random "beep beep" and "bing bing" noises coming from the game, like it was from 1987
>the character making some statement about getting a "high score" or getting to a "next level" or some shit, i.e. things that haven't been relevant in most mainstream videogame genres in 20 years
Little things like that. It's not that hard to find SOMEONE who has touched a videogame in two decades.
Obvious stock sound-effects take me right out of a movie.
The worst example I can think of is from the 2004 version of Dawn of the Dead.
In the opening scene for the outbreak, i.e. one of the otherwise best scenes in the whole damn movie, when the zombified husband is chasing Sarah Polley as she drives away, he veers off and instead attacks one of her neighbors.
And when he does, it plays what I swear must have been "Stock Scream (Female) #2" on a CD of public-domain stock sound-effects that somebody got on a CD at Circuit City.
Stuff like that destroys that fragile sense of immersion movies are supposed to create.
A similar thing happens when even in high-budget TV shows, the sound of a police-radio always plays the "Dispatch Police" sound-effect from SimCity 3000.
It's not even just shit like SyFy Channel Original Movies that do that any more. I've seen that sound-effect used in shows on par with HBO budgets.
>>69649442
I'm gonna check out this out when I get home from work. Thanks anon!
>>69649442
>child giggling.mp3
>>69649442
>the sound of a police-radio always plays the "Dispatch Police" sound-effect from SimCity 3000
https://youtu.be/dklA4-ACN4k
Look at all the examples they found of it being in movies and TV shows in the description.
>>69648670
horrible unrealistic fight choreography and too many cuts during action scenes.
>>69648701
/thread
>we only use 10% of our brains
Pandering to retards by having the camera linger on something the director needs you to remember like; a street name. a price tag, or an expression.
Fuck the retards, if they can't just fucking pay attention, fuck them.
What makes it worse is whenever I see this I just know that the director thinks that half the audience will be reading their fucking twitter stream while they are "watching" the film. Fuck them, fuck them all to hell.
>>69649838
a fucking 46 second video for a 2 second sound byte. thanks anon.
When someone is playing with a console that has no game in it.
Gameboys are the main example but sometimes even a nintendo 64.
>>69648670
shaky cam
I fucking hate that shit, pic very related
Kind of biased, but seeing when they give weapons to actors and don't train them on their use.
I can understand when the character is a novice, that's fine. However when it's a cop/soldier/or any character that uses a gun regularly, it's really obvious.
>>69649442
This
I was taken out of the Babadook so quick by this shit and the rest of the movie became a fucking cartoon which sucks because I was 100% invested in it.
All until Stock dinosaur roar #1 suddenly happened.
>>69651116
>people draw/raise guns
>*click* *click* *rack*
Characters who do stupid things in horror films and get killed for them.
The jump scare where you should have heard te thing creep up (like in RE1 when the zombie jumps a guy in a flooded chamber yet the zombie akes no noise walking through water, stupid.)
>>69651116
>go see World War Z
>scientist gets the handgun
>"Keep your finger off the trigger."
>doesn't listen
>trips running onto the plane and shoots himself in the head
>I burst out laughing and look like a bit of a twat
Continuing the stock sound effect thing I really hate it when they use stock gun noises.
>Law Abiding Citizen
>his remote controlled M2 .50
>sounds like a light machine gun
or
>any machine gun
>stock sound of an M60
>>69651156
>The Babadook
I was ripped outta immersion when she was watching TV and it had this infomercial clip.
>>69651358
Characters in horror movies that silently creep up to their friends for no reason but to provide cheap jump scare
>>69649169
Fuck me
>>69651740
>Characters in horror movies that silently creep up to their friends for no reason but to provide cheap jump scare
>>69651358
>Characters who do stupid things in horror films and get killed for them.
This is the state of Horror, and it's been this way for far too long.
>>69651116
NU UH!
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW GUNS ARE USED!
Forced misunderstanding in romcoms at the end of act two that breaks up characters until the big ending at the airport.
>>69651901
True and it tends to be more annoying than scary.
>>69651740
Another thing which is just even more irritating totes agree.
>>69649169
>we think you're just perfect for this part we have in mind
>just one question: do you play vidyashit? no? that'll be all we'll call you
>>69651116
>>69651990
Holy fuck. I thought Seagull was familiar with weapons handling.
Maybe they just didn't have the budget to make more than one take, Ed Wood style.
Forced misunderstanding / not talking and explaining just for plot advancement
I'm looking at you BvS
Not trigger but confuse-a lot of american tv and films teenagers have huge bedrooms and walk in wardrobes, is this the real state of things or not for most american kids?
>>69652371
the entire movie was a grimdark budget oscarbait esque war film. Segal, despite being the ONLY billing and on the cover, was in it maybe 10m of the entire 1 and a half hour film.
However, despite him being in it, the entire movie was hard to take serious when the second in command of the squad was RVD and he was, as per the norm, higher than a fucking kite
>>69652691
>>69651990
>>69652353
>>69648670
diversity cast darkies
>the wilhelm and howie screams
>shaky cam (fuck you paul greengrass)
>hanging up without saying bye
>the extremely innacurate hacking
these drive me up the fucking wall
When someone uses a computer and it makes bleeps and bloops.
>>69653172
>Extremely inaccurate hacking
Every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
>>69653211
bombs or tracking devices that make sounds
>>69650081
Take lsd and you'll see
>>69648978
hi cuck
leaving an opening for a sequel at the cost of taking something out of the movie
>>69653733
dubs wasted on a /pol/tard
>>69654120
>movie bombs, sequel shitcanned
Sex scenes.
>>69655443
This. Graphic sex scenes that last way too long and could have been implied. 99% of sex scenes do not fit the mood of the movie they are in. I get to wondering if these directors just want to see titty on the job.
>>69648670
when location font comes on screen in lower thirds, with the electronic typing sounds.
when there was no reason for a plot when all of this shit could have been solved with someone just talking for 2 min and explaining the whole situation.
when films are censored for a lower rating so little timmy can see it when it was never made for him.
When shakey cam and quick cutting are solely there to imply action and not used like it should, usually hiding poor choreography or simply the director didnt know what to do.
>>69648670
>Vietnam sequence
>helicopter
>"It Was Not Me" starts playing
>>69655586
Agree, and most of these directors come across a desperate neckbeards desu.
>>69649542
Fucking this. I know the giggle, those kids are dead.
>>69655443
>>69655586
The sex scene was the best part of "body of evidence"
I will always hate Willem Dafoe for eating them prime Madonna tittles. I know she likes younger guys now, but she's old and busted.
>>69648670
>more than 3 niggers in the movie
>niggers are portrayed as anything other than thuggish retards
>WFBM couplings
>jewish propaganda
>White people being labeled as bad
>politically correct speech
>Marvel
Strong female lead characters written for today's audience.
>>69656095
>with electronic typing sounds
This doesn't bother me in Hunt for Red October somehow
>>69656095
>when there was no reason for a plot when all of this shit could have been solved with someone just talking for 2 min and explaining the whole situation.
This. I hate this so fucking much. Thank you for vindicating my autism.
