Inevitable female cast remake thread
Jennifer Durden: I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces.
>crowd laughing
Jennifer Durden: Shut up. Which means a lot of you have been breaking the first two rules of Cunt Club. Yeah that's right boys. Girls fight too ya know
>Winks at the camera
>>69641937
I'd name the sequel mother cunt's rejects.
>>69641937
>tfw you get hard from one still image for the first time in years
Thanks OP
>>69641937
My dick would be on board with this.
HEAT REMAKE WHEN
“Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the patriarchy around the corner.”
-Nellie McCauley
i don't know who to cast tho
This would make an interesting lesbian porn parody. I see no reason to do a hollywood remake.
>>69641937
That would fucking OBLITERATE the entire point of a movie with fight club;s premise, while proving the film correct in its assertion of the cultural war on western masculinity
>>69641937
Yes please
If anything, just go with a better screen play than the original.
>>69641937
Why would they be topless? Tits get in the way during fights, that's why they contain them.
The dudes in Fight Club didn't have their cock and balls dangling the whole time.
>>69644213
The film was about man's paranoia over a culture war that he himself created, it was satire.
who fucking cares
>>69641937
>ywn get the shit beaten out of you by a hoard of suicide girls
jdimsa
>>69644161
rosie o'donnell
in all roles
>>69644161
Jessica Chastain: Nellie McCauley
Jennifer Lawrence: Lt. Victoria Hanna
Amy Adams: Christina Shiherlis
Chloe Morez: Michelle Cheritto
Cate Blanket: Nateina
Alexandria Daddarie: Vaingroina
This movie is pretty much a female fight club.
>>69644361
Because if you look at the lower right on the image you'll see the Suicide Girls logo.
>>69644419
Why even live?
>>69644647
>No man could survive this
>>69644611
i'd replace amy for chloe
>>69644647
>Raze, a horror/action film, focuses on two abducted women & 50 other women who are forced to fight each other using their bare hands.
>No man could survive this
>>69641937
they should call it "Feet Club" and it will be about actresses showing their feet / doing sexual stuff to each other's feet in order to vent the hardships of being a woman living in the patriarchy
>>69641937
>Inevitable female cast remake thread
The sad thing is, Hollywood's script archives are probably full of unproduced screenplays with female and/or minority leads that were passed over as "unmarketable", but rather than rifle through them they'd prefer to pursue halfassed Rule 63 remakes.
>>69644694
She's so cute, why is she crying what's wrong with her? I need to know I don't get it
>>69645964
Because the AK was oppresive and made too much noise and the recoil hurt her feelings
>>69646058
That's ok, she can cry on me
>>69644161
Sandra Bullock as Hanna
>>69646322
no one will ever cry on you
disgusting faggot
>>69644647
>no man could survive this
There's probably a reason I never heard of this movie.
>>69644647
I like the sound of that flick. Thanks anon.
>>69641937
>ywn be repeatedly kicked in the balls by jennifer lawrence in front of a group of laughing women
;_;
>stanky dykes
>>69641937
>all-female The Fast and the Furious remake
>the main characters all crash into buildings and die in the first ten minutes
>>69641937
>SG wants to do a fight club photo shoot
>wears designer jeans
It's by far the most heavy handed message of the movie and they completely missed it.
>>69644647
>No man could survive this
>Joan! Joan McClane! You OK?
>Heh, yeah, nothing worse than we women go through once a month!
>>69647586
Laugh all you want, there's not man on /tv/ that could survive a one on one with these brutes.
>>69647919
what porn is this?
>>69647531
cheap jeans are shit
>>69644694
damn mami
>>69644694
That must be a reporter or something
>>69641937
Actually i would watch this
>>69645693
hot 2bh desu
>>69647919
Is the movie fappable?
