>Want to watch a movie
>End up masturbating because I can't decide what to watch
>Go to bed without having seen a movie
How do you decide what to watch every night?
>>69641817
Find one with boobs so i can accomplish both
I'm usually too anxious and depressed for a feature length film. So I watch dumb tv or seinfeld reruns. Shit. I can't even remember what I watched last night. Thanks, Xanax.
>>69641817
This is so me
>>69642032
You wear pepe jammies?
>Want to watch a movie
>Watch a movie
>Have to stop the movie to fap like a madman because my dick can't cope
>Never finish the movie
>
>want to watch a movie
>watch a movie
What the fuck is wrong with you all?
>>69642279
as if it were that simple
check your privilege maybe?
>>69642080
She looks so fucking hot in that movie goddamn
>>69642007
Hit too close to home senpai
>>69642703
she looks so fucking hot in general
>>69641817
There's usually not much on TV that's worth watching. Tonight it's going to be Silence of the Lambs.
>>69642852
Oh, definitely. But in that movie especially
>>69643071
tru
i tried to make some webms from it one time but i kept getting distracted
>>69643283
>dat closeup on her ass in those jean shorts
Understandable senpai
>>69644009
>tfw no closeup of her ass on my face
sweet release of death when
>>69641817
I can never masturbate before bed, for some reason it always keeps me awake thinking about sex
Fapping is linked to motivational problems. It basically gives you ADD if you do it too much. Try to limit your faps to 5 times a week.
>>69644524
clearly you're just not doing it enough
>>69641817
Watch anime instead faggot
>>69644894
What
Citation needed
>>69642007
God fucking dammit dude, this is me but instead of Xanax it's weed and alcohol and occasionally coke
Somebody kill me.
>>69641817
>stream movies for net friends to feel less alone
>ask them what they want
ez
same fám
since I don't know what to do instead of watching GoT and FTWD, I just watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians
I like it. it's quite comfy
>want to watch a movie with gf
>we end up fucking and taking selfies instead lol
>fall asleep in each others arms without having seen a movie
>>69641817
Are you me ?
>>69645777
>#my
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>>69641817
You keep a list of everything you've been recommended or came across and sounded interesting, then you watch one a night in chronological order of oldest to newest
Wash, Rinse, Repeat
>>69642007
same
>>69642080
Just edge during the flick
>4am
>maybe I should go to bed
>stumble across le porn
>finish fapping
>7am
nice meme!
:_;
>>69647332
thats a good idea actually
might do it later
>be me
>up at 3 am
>cant decide on a movie
>suddenly a porn video walks into my room
>TIME TO FAP
>I say, "no please I just want to enrich my film knowledge to add critical and lively discussion to the /tv/ forums
>Porn violently grabs my dick and jacks me off to completion
>my soul and energy are drained and now I must sleep to recover
>make a shitpost on /tv/ before though lol teehee
stop being whiny faggots and just tell me what movie i should watch tonight
>>69647511
>not grabbing that porn video by the hips and fucking it from behind
>want to watch a movie
>cant pick anything good because I know I'll cry and have nightmares
>watch capeshit and got instead
my depression is getting pretty bad desu
>>69647621
That's not depression it's being-a-little-bitchism
>>69647542
tamara drewe
the trick is to force yourself to just watch something
>>69642007
I remember those nights...
Don't worry senpai, it's always darkest before the dawn.
Also, I can't remember the second half of 3 or 4 movies and forgot all of Teen Wolf (what a loss) because of Xanax.
Best drug for movies are low dosed opiates.
>watching movies on Xanax
personally I just play fallout on my old xbox until I gently fall asleep on the couch.
>>69647855
this is true, kinda like socializing
>>69642007
Litearally
>>69641817
I lay out my DVD/bluray collection in a radial pattern and stand in the centre of it. Then I close my eyes and turn slowly in a circle while masturbating. After I jizz, whatever disc got the most on it is the one I watch that evening.
It's a pretty good system, and depending on what kinds of titles I'm in the mood for, I'll move those closer to the centre so they have a better chance of selection.
These last few weeks I've been only in the mood for comedy movies and the like, but if the movie isn't funny enough I end up feeling like I've wasted my time.
