ITT: Things plebs say
>literally nothing happens
>>69640343
nothing did though
>>69640343
>The Witch was boring
>I haven't seen Au Hasard Balthazar
>>69640343
>Marvel produces entertaining movies
>>69640385
what is some other essential goat-core besides the witch?qts with great butts optional, but preferred
>>69640430
You don't mess with the Zohan
The men who state at goats
>plebs
>>69640479
stare*
>>69640343
>the ending sucked
>>69640343
For one, they often misspell plebe, you unwashed troglodyte.
>I enjoy Marvel flicks
>It was slow
>>69640343
>the iron man films are good
>my children movie is better than your children movie
>dccuck
>marvel cuck
>capekino
>boring
>pretentious
>contrarian
>good cinematography
>cool
>supes
>cap
>spidey
>Who's in it?
>Using the word kino to describe any hollywood produced movie
>>69640503
praising The Godfather as more than just okay is the ultimate sign of pleb
Star wars movies are 10/10 amazing
>GRRM is a literary genius
>calling any capeshit capekino
>>69640635
>X is in it! It has to be good!
>>69640626
Best answer so far.
>pretentious
>>69640626
>good cinematography
What's wrong with that?
>watching super hero movies
"I thought this one thing was stupid/ that character did something I couldnt relate to. Therefor the whole movie is shit"
> jj is directing it tho, so it will be so like totally awesome.
>>69640906
because only plebs use it on /tv/ and 99% of them doesn't even know what does it mean
>>69640906
a lot of plebs just throw that statement out without knowing shit about it
>>69640984
>that character did something I couldnt relate to.
on a similar note to this, "none of the characters were relatable" is possibly the most retarded criticism i've heard
>>69640819
>>69640579
>>69640343
These are all valid complaints, there are some films that really do suffer from these.
>misunderstanding of the term "plothole"
makes me go REEEEE
>>69641048
Why?
>style over substance
>the movie was pretentious
>>69641024
>>69641032
Then explain what it is. Just complaining and not correcting is meaningless.
>>69641073
pleb detected
>>69641105
I am not teacher.Google it
>>69640343
>I only watch patrician foreign films like Ping Ling Ching Chong
>>69641105
I tried multiple times but I always get called a pleb and they link those godawful black and white cinegrids from Man of Steel
I don't really care anymore
>>69641105
Those are usually the kind of people that turn their brain off when you explain something to them. God, it makes me go reeeeeeeee
>>69641105
correcting what? nobody made that claim about a particular movie ITT.
This thread is for complaing about shit plebs say.
>>69641144
Then you have no room to complain when you see someone use the word incorrectly. Not adding anything to any discussion by just saying
>"thats wrong! Google it!"
no one will do extensive research to correct themselves just because you tell them that. If you actually want to make a change then use your extensive knowledge on cinematography that everyone apparently lacks and have actual discussions about it.
>>69641032
>>69641024
I think you don't know anything about it either
>anon did you watch x superhero movie
Anyone just not bothered with any of them?
>>69640343
GENERIC BAD REVIEW CHECKLIST
>nothing happens
>boring action
>dumb characters
>boring script
>bad cgi
>couldn't decide which storylines to follow
>predictable plot
>lackluster acting
>no emotions
>forgettable premise
>lazy plot devices
>stolen ideas
>overstuffed plot
>dumb audience
>confusing editing
>laughed at how terrible the music was
>sound effects were cheap
>scenes were fake looking
>shower was broken at theater.
>10/10 would meme again
>>69641095
because the implication is that the film's characters must pander to your specific state of mind in order to be good characters
saying that the film isn't good because said characters don't do that is basically equivalent to the "i didn't understand it so it was pretentious garbage" argument, except even more retarded because empathy exists
>>69640430
Le Quattro Volte is absolutely essential goat-core.
>>69641232
Post the good review checklist please
>>69640730
>TFA was the best movie of 2015
Someone actually said that to me
>>69641227
No. If someone doesnt know shit about a topic he really shouldnt talk about it.
There are whole books written about the topic. You cant expect someone to make a meaningful summary on cinematography in a single 4chan post, thats why googling it is not that bad of an advice
>Kubrick was a hack
>>69641230
based on what? did I hit a nerve or something
>>69640626
this, when somebody starts by mentioning how good the cinematography is you know is a fucking pleb
>You just didnt get it. Go watch Transformers
>It's the new [actor] movie
>>69640819
who is this guy and why is he always choking girls?
>>69641230
triggered I guess
are you a cinegrid spammer ?
>>69640343
>Christopher Nolan is my favourite director
>Just turn your brain off bro
>Do you hate fun?
>I'm a person who is comfortable with his life and I don't contemplate suicide every night while in bed
>>69640343
>Style over substance
>Unrelatable characters
>hey, this doesn't make sense
>well, it's a fantasy movie, there's even a dragon. it doesn't have to make sense.
fucking faggots don't know shit about internal consistency
>>69641458
>contemplating suicide
absolutely disgusting
>/tv/ is a 4chan board I browse
t. reddit
>>69640343
>>69640579
>>69640819
That describes Hannibal S3 to the key. It was also the reason it was canceled.
>>69641680
this
But I think thats just trolling 90% of the time
>>69640385
>>69640430
>>69641269
>in the lastest news
>the new action horror flick "The VVitch" is being greatly appreciated by the extremist groups with islamic background
>"I think they relate themselves with the devil or something" said the director "they like the goat too much it must be it"
>>69641438
sam hyde
he is strong and they are weak
>>69641048
>>69641095
>>69641252
frfr I seen people say goodfellas is bad because none of thee characters are likable, it's not even true
>>69641907
Thats a rare Evans
>>69640626
>supes
>cap
>spidey
>bats
>wondy
>tony
>Steve
Capeshit nerds are the lowest form of life on the planet
>>69642008
Do not repost or the FBI sluts will kick your door.
>>69642030
>Spidey
This one gets on my nerves the most because I have a fat friend who calls him that all the time
>>69642030
>Im too mature to abbreviate things and use Proper names
> mfw redditors thing cinematography can be seen from those terrible grids
the proof that any movie can look good on crinegrid is the ironic The Pest one
Just watch American Beauty and see it
Pic related when he is threatened of being fired
>>69643096
pic relatet when he quits and threatens the company
you see the difference between a good movie and man of shit redditors?
>>69640343
>I have a gf
>My parents are proud of me
Fucking plebs
>>69640343
>ITT: Things plebs say
>>69640430
El nombre de la bestia
>>69641073
>t. pleb
>>69640343
>Batman V Superman was bad
>>69641232
Some of these are valid though.
>>69640343
>I watch movies to turn my brain off
>>69640343
>"Why would I have seen that? It's not even on Netflix"
>>69641146
How to roast a cricket was p good. His other work is meh, though.
>I watch foreign films for the sake of pretentiousness
>>69643969
>I refuse to watch foreign films
>"It's meant to be bad!"
>>69643658
stupid capekino poster
>>69644003
>If I want to read I would read a book
Pleb about subtitles
>>69644256
>"If I want to read I would read a book"
>hasn't read a book since highschool
>>69644299
>Implying pleb ever read a book
>>69644256
>>69644299
As an Ausfag I have literally never heard anyone say this in my life.
Though we have a channel (a couple now) dedicated to that shit, so maybe people just grow up with it.
>>69640343
>Jon snow resurrects
>WE ARE BACK IN THE GAME WHOOOOO
>>69640343
>JJ abrams is the greatest director of all time
>Mr Robot is a bad show
>S3 of boardwalk empire is good
>The leftovers isn't good
>>69644256
More like americans and spaniards about subtitles
>>69640522
I think saying the ending doesn't matter makes you a bigger pleb. Obviously the final act of any story is important, its the resolution to the conflict and the time when the author reinforces the themes of the story
>>69644706
Literally no one says that
>pleb
>patrician
>kino
>You just didn't get it
>>69645190
>he thinks this isn't extremely widespread
audiences are fucking idiots.
>I love animated movies
>>69645070
>Joss whedon is god
>I didnt know what the hell was going on
>I couldn't root for any of the characters
>this movie is boring, nothing happens
>i needed subtitles to understand what was going on in The VVitch
>sorry anon I couldn't enjoy the episode it had too much feminism
>>69645763
>Turn off the subtitles anon, I can't read and watch at the same time.
that movie sucked, the cgi was bad
>did you watch game of thrones last night?
>>69640692
It's Obama's favourite film, this means he is a filthy pleb right?
>did you watch big bang theory last night?
>>69646104
The Holy Mountain's my favourite movie
did you watch bar rescue last night?
Anyone know where I can see that new movie? It's not on Putlocker
>have you seen the room?
Caring about what plebes think is a sign of being a plebe yourself.
>it's comfy
>>69646364
pleb
>you haven't seen the wire?
>sure i'll invite you to my plex account so you can see what movies i got
>My favorite film is Fight Club.
>Citizen Kane is shit.
>Anyone who pretends to like black and white films is a liar.
>>69646674
or worse
>why is it in black and white if it was made when color had been invented?
>Terrence Malick is a patrician director
>>69646186 see >>69641103
>>69645385
Euro here
That big gulp thing looks tasty as fuck, how does it taste, is it just regular cola?
>>69641345
>Kubrick is a great filmmaker
>>69647111
How does it look tasty?
It's black looking liquid
It just looks like regular coke
>>69645905
That is the best, when people get distracted by CC.
>>69647293
He was, just not a great writer. His stories always dropped bits here and there. I think he did the writting so he could OCD on the directing more.
>>69647111
It's like drinking a 2l of cola with ice. probably none name brand.
>Xavier Dolan? What a versatile director!
>the visuals were good but
>>69646914
this could be genuine question
>>69645385
>Speed 3x
TRIGGERED
