Just die?
Do I look like I have "Cunt" written on my forehead?
>>69635888
Most rewatchable movie ever?
>>69636125
Yes
>>69635888
FFFFFuck the reviews, I love Crank
At least /tv/ somewhat appreciates Neveldine/Taylor.
>>69636721
it's the only good thing they ever did
>>69638150
That means you appreciate Statham, not Neveldine/Taylor.
>>69638406
i appreciate good movie
from their filmo crank is the only good one.
crank 2 is worst, purely commercial, these guys actuallty sucks
gamer is awfull, jonah ex is awfull, last ghost rider had it moment it was completely crazy which was actually a litle bit enjoyable.
>>69638464
Jesus christ what are you on?
>>69638464
>Crank 2
>commercial
It's an R-rated movie with a heavily asian/hispanic cast, and is about a psychotic white guy being as violent and offensive as he can be as he tears through crappy LA suburbs. And it didn't even make money.
Crank 2 is the superior film purely because of Mike Patton's batshit insane soundtrack
>>69638631
they capitalised on the first one demo, in that sense it's purely commercial.
they could say fuck no our character is dead doing a sequel would be retarded, we could use our brain and think of something as cool and even better.
they chose the easy way, and they basicaly did the EXACT same fucking movie, so fuck these guys.
crank 2 is okay i guess, but it made less money than the first one, and his existence is shit
Crank 2 is pure cinéma.
![statham-crank2-757[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zhwbJ8k.jpg "statham-crank2-757[1].jpg")
Still no Crank 3
>>69638791
Jason Statham needs to _________ to stay alive
>>69635888
i felt bad for kaylo=(
>>69638842
FUCK YOUR MOTHER
>>69638842
Shove live wires up his anus
>>69638843
Kaylo will probably have a cousin that looks exactly like him played by the same actor in crank 3 so we're good.
>>69638842
Steal the lifeforce of others to not become a pile of dust.
Cause he's a mummy.
>>69635888
>>69638464
crank 2 was great though, thanks for the encouragement to check out the rest of their stuff
>>69635888
i always watch this trash whenever it's on TV.
also love the Transporter films.
>>69638842
eat pussy and drink love juice.
>>69638842
Have explicit, full penetration sex with Amy Smart.
>>69638842
watch Age of Ultron
>>69639933
for a 3rd time i dont think she can keep up
>>69638842
ingest large amounts of DMT
>>69638842
Kill himself
>>69638842
get BLACKED
>>69638842
memes
