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What does /tv/ think of Kingdom of Heaven?
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What does /tv/ think of Kingdom of Heaven?
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Great movie with a terrible lead, if they got someone competent besides Legolas it would be actually one of Ridley Scott's greatest films
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>>69629167
It's fucking dog shit but only because fucking Orlando Bloom talks with one inflection the entire movie. Jesus Christ it enrages me to watch what he calls acting.
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>>69629267
I agree, Sean Bean would've been cool.
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>>69629167
Pretty mediocre, poor lead that (rightly some would say) killed Bloom's career. Big medieval battles just aren't that entertaining.
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>>69629167
haram/10
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Directors cut is god tier. Kneel before the Great Cross!
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>>69629167
>makes Saladin out to be this saint among mortal men and the Christians all ignorant bigots who totally didn't take thousands upon thousands of slaves from Jerusalem
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What is Jerusalem worth?
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>>69629438
Nothing.
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Eva Green is the only reason why i spend my time to this shit.
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>>69629438
Everything.
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>>69629434
>Implying Christians aren't ignorant bigots
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>>69629389
DEUS VULT
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>>69629167
almost close to being great
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>>69629167
okay, but the MC is pretty shit.
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>>69629167
muslims GOOOOOOD
christians BAAAAAAAD
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>>69629629
Her eyes are upside down.
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>>69629434
there are plenty of christian characters that are portrayed as good, stop your victim complex you tard
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>>69629167
It's one big homo coexist bumper sticker movie
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theatrical is a 5
directors is an 8
dumping that mediocre faggot bloom for someone competent would make it a 9+
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GOD WILLS IT
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>>69629434
Saladin was actually pretty based for a Mudslime though.
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someone explain EXACTLY what makes bloom's performance bad

i want details and not memes
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>>69629438
Something.
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>>69629167 (OP)
Why is this movie even still talked about. It was a mediocre AT BEST movie when it came out. Let this turd die already. Fuck, /tv/ is fucking cancer.
>"Hey, guise ... this movie was shit 10 years ago, let's talk about it."

KYS
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>>69629434

Saladin was based though.

>Notwithstanding the differences in beliefs, the Muslim Saladin was respected by Christian lords, Richard especially. Richard the Lionheart once praised Saladin as a great prince, saying that he was without doubt the greatest and most powerful leader in the Islamic world.

Stay mad /pol/tard.
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