>It's a "Select all images with a store front." episode.
>>69620257
>It's a "select images that disappear only for more of the same type to appear" episode.
>>69620714
I haven't figured out how to do that 1. I can click every reappearing image for over 2 minutes and the captcha never completes, so anytime I get that now I just reset captcha and hope to not get vanishing shit anymore
>>69620257
>complaining about the captcha
Quit being a lil bitch and get your life together bruh.
Official /4chins/ worst captcha images power rankings
1. Street signs
2. Street names
3. Store fronts
4. Commercial trucks
POWER GAP
90001. Bodies of Water
90000001. Construction vehicles
9000000000000001. Food
>>69620257
>click all the boxes which contain signs
>It's a fail picking the correct images now just click on any 3 images episode.
>>69620862
>Zoomed in 50x on a stop sign
>>69620257
>tfw you're on a diet and click "I'm not a robot"
>ICECREAM! (refresh)
>FRENCH FRIES! (refresh)
>FOOD!
>ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>69620257
>It's a "Newfag redditor tourist doesn't know about the legacy captcha option" episode
>>69620714
>It's an anon doesn't knows how to use legacy captcha
Literally dumb frogposter
>>69620714
this one rustles my jimmies so hard it just make me want to not shitpost anymore
>>69620963
whatever you old fat loser this is our turf now kill yourself
remember when the jew moot said captchas were temporary
>>69620714
>It's a select all the rivers until they disappear... except that you do that and it doesn't work anyway episode
>>69620257
>It's a "Select all sandwhiches episode"
>not sure if a hamburger counts
>>69620963
I'm not helping google find out where tinfoil hat people live, sorry.
I'm sure that's a way to give Google the info on where freedom fighters live and I'm not doing that.
>Its a 2 spins and green check episode
>>69621140
>select all the sandwiches
>2 sandwiches and a pizza are the only things that are food
>>69620963
>not deleting all the cookies every 15 minutes or so
>Select all cars
>Do it
>As I hit verify see one I missed
>Still works
>enter the number
>enter number correctly
>it doesn't work
Thanks Obama
>>69621238
>select all candy
>press two pictures of candy and one of a car
>it just works!
>it's a select images but then they disappear and get replaced by more images then you just say fuck it give me another captcha episode
>>69620841
street signs always fucks me up I'm so stupid
>it's a "until none are left" episode
>>69621431
lost
>>69621431
TRIGGERED
>select all squares with street signs
>>69621238
this triggers me so fucking bad
>>69621363
>do this
>feel like i'm sticking it to the man
>select all boxes with a streen sign
>sign covers every box, even if by just a pixel
>>69621466
It's not your fault, that shit is broken.
>>69621185
The "select a bunch of bullshit" captchas are actually educating Google's infiltration androids. Being able to read street signs and addresses allows them to turn off GPS to minimize the chances of signal interception. Recognizing storefronts lets them know where to go for marketing data collection, and being able to recognize a river keeps them from thinking it's a road, falling in and dying.
>>69620257
>he doesn't use text captcha
what the fuck
>>69621238
I've learned it's actually just looking for 3 right answers, no matter how many there actually are. It used to be two and I used to be able to trick it into thinking a tree was a sandwich.
It's getting smarter.
>>69621658
Why do they need to know so fucking much about what trees look like
>>69621658
>mfw 4chan is guiding Tesla cars autopilot feature in real time
>mfw we eventually realize it and start putting rich faggots cars into lakes and store fronts
>>69620714
>>69620750
>>69621115
>>69621373
>>69621515
>that sense of dread every time you click the "I'm not a robot" button
>>69621731
It's training Google's self-driving car. Why do you think rubbish like Street signs/store fronts/rivers are required?
That or it's training Google's killbots while Microsoft develop Shillbots.
>>69621851
>>69621731
I'm not an evil mastermind so I can only guess what Google wants with all that tree knowledge. Maybe large scale deforestation to corner the oxygen market?
>>69621658
So they are keeping us safer. That's cool, thanks google.
>>69620963
Even legacy captcha fucks up pretty often
YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISTYPED THE CAPTCHA
>it's a select all images that won't fucking select episode
>select all the milk shakes
>they are all frappes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69622110
OY VEYYY
>>69620257
>It's a buy a 4chan pass episode.
>>69622110
>select all the sandwiches
>there's only burgers
>>69622146
>paying for this nightmare shitfest
>>69621970
Only because dead people don't spend money. It's a pretty good deal, actually.
>>69620841
select all juice
one is obviously a milkshake
what do?
>>69622174
This one is worse:
>select all hamburgers
>one is a chicken sandwich
>Its a select all street signs episode when its a picture of a flag
>>69622252
>select all tiles containing street signs
>the tiles with the edges of the signs don't count
>>69620257
>he doesn't pay for the gold pass
>>69620257
It's time to unionize faggots, I'm sick and tired of the god damn storefronts, and I'm sick and tired of them disappearing, just so another one can reappear.
Hiroshimoot, fix the damn problem you Asian son of a bitch, and fuck you mods. Unionize fellow frogposters, neets, and wageslaves, the store fronts must be ended, and no I will not look at the terms of privacy on the recaptcha, because I'm sick of it, FCUK YOU STORE FRONTS
>>69620257
>>69620714
>>69620886
>>69621335
>>69622174
>>69622252
Dumb frogposters.
>>69622456
>pirates movies
>gibes munny to hiroshamoot
>>69621706
how do you change to this
tell me
>IS THIS TEA OR COFFEE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
what happened to captcha being temporary
>>69620841
>select all food
>there's a dog
what do?
>>69621238
>select all cars
>ARE TRUCKS CARS?
>select all commercial trucks
>fuck it, pass
>>69623353
>multiple solutions are required
>>69621836
>captcha tells me to select all pies
>selecting pictures of pizzas works
>its an accidentally hit the privacy term link episode
>>69623221
settings
bottom right
>>69623592
FUUUCKING DELETE THIS
>>69623473
fuck you
>>69623647
thank you
>select all sandwiches
>only shows burgers
>>69622174
>burgers are not a subset of sandwiches
>>69623640
I sigh a breath of relief when I get a street signs captcha, they are infinitely better than the disappearing rivers and store fronts
>>69623678
>It's a select all angry pepes episode.
>forced to label google metadata free in order to post
>It's a select all the mountains episode
>there's no mountains
>>69620257
It's a "I have nothing of value to contribute really and am too lazy to think of anything worthwhile to add so I'll just spam the board with trivial garbage." thread.
>>69624029
Speak for yourself.
>>69624029
/tv/ seems to be garbage in general. I'm just visiting from /a/ because one of you fags made a thread there.
>>69624029
Woah hey man, take a chill pill
>>69624028
>live somewhere without mountains
>think all mountains must have snowcaps
>TH-THOSE ARE GRASSY HILLS
>it's an "Error: You are banned." episode
Has anyone else noticed that you can select three images out of four correct ones and it still works?
Like, if there are four images with mountains and I select 3, it still goes through.
>>69624427
Fucker
>>69624427
>>69624427
Bet you she won't
>Select all food items.
>Not quite sure what's food and what isn't in there.
>>69624427
fucks sake got me again
>>69624427
Wut
>>69624427
fuck you
>>69624427
ok
Jokes on you, I hope she dies.
>>69624427
I love you mommy :'(
>he doesn't have a gold pass
hehe
>>69624543
Second for mommy issues
>>69624427
That's some fine cross dressing.
>>69620714
THIS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!?!?!
>Select all rivers
>pictures are clearly of lakes
>>69621431
This happens to me every post
I thought it was just my slow internet Jesus Christ
>>69624427
Dumb bazinga poster
>>69624427
kill yourself my man
>>69624427
I didn't reply once and nothing happened.
>>69624983
>select all sandwiches
>pictures are hamburgers
>>69620714
>It's a please view more images episode
>post example
>your example has already been posted ten times in the thread
>>69624427
faggot
>>69620963
>It's a "Newfag redditor tourist doesn't clear his cookies after every browsing session" episode
>>69620963
If you make about 100 posts in a night the legacy captcha will start turning into those inscrutable things that take ten tries to solve each time. Then you have to turn back to normal captcha.
It's like 4chan or google realizes you're shitposting and tries to hold you back.
> select all the pies
> there are only pizzas
>>69620974
Same
Is it true they're training some super computer with what we click in those things
https://www.blackhat.com/docs/asia-16/materials/asia-16-Sivakorn-Im-Not-a-Human-Breaking-the-Google-reCAPTCHA-wp.pdf
>>69624427
shit
>>69620714
Motherfucking street addresses
>he doesn't use Recaptcha v1
>It's a episode where you don't have to solve the CAPCHA
>Captcha asks to select all pizzas
>Select 3 pizzas and a burger
>Captcha still works
>>69624427
Fuck you asshole
>>69620841
Are you an idiot? Street signs is by far the fastest and easiest cap of them all.
>>69620257
> it's a "select all sandwiches" episode and there's a picture of a hamburger
jfmsu
>>69624427
Eat shit
>>69620714
this is literally the worst thing ever, i would rather type shit
>>69626093
>should I select the blurry corner of the sign or not
>god damn it there's no way they'll consider that a street sign
>but maybe they will?
>I mean selecting the corner worked before
>uh...
>fuck it
>SHIT
So intuitive, thanks Google B^}
>>69621431
You're not clicking on one of them you moron
>>69621431
literally spit my coffee from laughter you fucker
>>69621722
This is NOT the case if it's a select until none are left one
>>69621185
You can fug the system with the house numbers usually. Say it's 196, if you put in 198 it will probably take it since it doesn't know for certain what the actual number is. It's just compiling responses using us as free labor so we can shitpost.
>>69624427
Nigger
>>69626276
How after years of being fed dozens upon dozens of millions of answers that stupid bot still can't differentiate a 6 from an 8?
>>69620257
>it's a "Drake laments my departure of the city" episode
>select all Vietnam movies
>no Army Dog option
Reeeeeeeeee
>selects 3
>click verify
>nope, it was a select 4 episode.
>>69620257
>>69620714
Its an "anon is a neet who cannot afford a pass' episode
>it's a copy + paste code flick
>>69626332
They feed us the ones they don't know for certain. It's literally unpaid labor. The true cost of shitposting, if you will. They accumulate responses until they reach a certain limit with a consensus, I assume. From my research, it looks like the bot knows certain numbers, but not the entirety. For instance, if the number is 196, it wouldn't accept 596, but it may accept 186.
>>69624427
fuck you
>>69626683
So the first priority is to identify the house numbers and making the bot smarter is second to that? Seems suspicious.
>>69626750
This is just my theory on it. I could be totally wrong, but yes I think that's the goal. I assume it's being used for Google maps or some such. This type of captcha is ubiquitous, and I think there are only a few companies that would have the desire and resources to do this. They probably pay the sites a small amount of money, so your Baneposting is actually helping to fund 4chan.
>>69624339
This one always bothers me because I have no way of getting around it so I have to be on my best behavior
