Confirmed for kino
It's funny because in the novel Roland's dad gets cucked.
>>69607787
he really does look like a dark tower
the role was LITERALLY made for him
>>69607848
Kek
>>69607787
whelp i guess Katheryn Winnick will finally get niggered!
Most blacks were Cowboys so I have no problems with this.
>>69607787
>Roland's father gets cucked in the book
>Idris Elba was cucked in real life
It's...poetry
>>69607787
>They get Jennifer Lawrence as Susan
NO!
NOOOO
>>69608539
>That pic
Wew lad
>>69608549
Sleeves too long. Also can he do an American accent? Last time I heard him try it sounded very bad.
>>69608539
Fucking cool, thanks for the pic.
>>69607787
>there are people who actually pay Klepshit for his opinions
>>69608539
DO NOT do this it creates mustard gas
>>69608886
Have you seen The Wire?
>>69607787
they're really making dark tower?
>>69609152
Yeah, a fookin stupid version baka.
>>69609152
dark tower as edris elba
>>69607787
I'm glad It's Idris elba. he's charismatic enough to be a good roland.
>>69609152
>>69609261
>>69609231
>Normies going to ruin Dark Tower like they did with A Song of Ice and Fire
Who is Susanna and Eddie?
This is important.
>>69608003
DELETE EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER POSTED
>you will never live in this universe
>dark
>tower
>>69609430
no. it's bound to happen.
she haven't come out with her bisexuality but will eagerly promote interracial love. King wouldn't miss this chance.
>they call me da gunslinga
>fuck da police starts playing
>>69607848
lel
>>69609373
it is known.
>>69608003
>>69609574
>38
>>69607787
Thank god they got Roland right! It's not like Stephen King described him a lot like Clint Eastwood or something like that...
>>69607787
Klepek is just salivating at the thought of this guy cucking him.
i refuse this
i will never see anything about this movie again
>>69609632
>>38
if she's old enough for the baby watch she is old enough for the bull.
man like idris doing it big for east london
>Klepek
who is his love interest?
Idris is based.
Inclusion for inclusion's sake is retarded, yes. But Idris is gonna own the role so hard. Anyone who has followed his work knows this already.
I couldn't care less that Roland's a nigger now
>>69609574
NO!!!?
>>69609816
>his wife's demon clown feet
>>69608539
Nicee.
i don't understand the hype around this guy nor the way women drool for him
how is he any different and any more attractive from your average black guy?
>>69609837
>I couldn't care less that Roland's a nigger now
but how is Detta Walker gonna hate on him later on? call him an Uncle Tom?
My stance is that Elba as Roland is completely fine in a standalone The Gunslinger movie. His race has absolutely no bearing on the character.
But it's a retarded casting decision if they move forward and make an entire Dark Tower series because his race has a serious impact on his relationship with other characters in other books.
>>69609922
He's real gritty
Watch luther
Fuck Idris Elba and fuck King for smarming over this. I hope it bombs and everyone involved gets hit by an aids bus
>>69609854
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF A STRONG NORD IDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO FINDS LOVE WITH A FULLBLOOD ECHELON CONGO NIGGRO?
>>69608539
>>69608539
Pictures like this ruin me in seconds
I think this is one of those things where they can actually improve the story from the book:
>no more 19
>no more deus ex machina
>no more King as a character
I'm just excited it's actually happening.
>>69609923
They're skipping the drawing of the three I heard so that scene's gone. The important part ofthat scene is that she's a fucking psycho and mean as hell, not that she's racist.
Black women love to hate black men, half the reason a lot black men avoid them
>>69609922
He just gives an excuse for liberal women to show how progressive they are by all agreeing that he's attractive. Nu males agree with them in an attempt to ingratiate themselves with the liberal women.
>>69609922
Watch 'The Wire'
>>69608003
>>69608796
>>69609574
>>69609632
>>69609730
she ought to be cast as Ms. Marvel ffs
>>69608539
>tfw I had to let this gif sit for awhile to make sure it wasn't a spooky screamer
>>69610068
>no more deus ex machina
>no more King as a character
I'm actually ok with this
>no more 19
nigga what? this was cool
>>69608003
WILL SHE EVER SHOW US HER FIRM ROUND TITS.I CANT TAKE BEING BLUEBALLED FOR FOUR SEASONS OF VIKINGS. HER SMUGNESS AND SMIRKING AND ATTITUDE AND BEAUTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>69607787
Looks awful
>>69610194
ikr. it's painful now.
>>69610163
scarjoe stole will get that role too.
>>69609492
Now I'm angry.
>>69607787
>Matthew McConaughey not being Rust and playing Roland
Well fuck
>edris elba as roland
Sure whatever if thats what they need. There's much worse white actors that couldve gotten the role.
>Jumping into the later books
This is stupid, why not set up the world and Roland's character? At the very least set up the main cast with adapting The Drawing of the Three. Is Roland not getting his katet?
Also I don't think Roland fucked around on our Earth until the fifth book? No way they want to introduce newcomers with wolves of the calla.
Is this just going to be fanfiction?
>>69610194
i know your pain
Isn't the dark tower movie starting somewhere in the middle of the book series?
>White man enters the body of a crippled black woman WITHOUT HER PERMISSION
>Literally rape/internalized misogyny/cultural appropriation
You are now aware why they made their decisions
>>69610797
gods staaaph fukin stop
i can feel my balls are twitching and jumping up and down.at this point i'd totally accept a nigger gangrape just to see a full frontal already
>>69607787
Reminder that Idris Elba is LITERALLY a cuckold.
No not meme literally, but LITERALLY literally.
>>69611356
plz explain
>>69608003
Black women on suicide watch.
Hollywood repeatedly shows black men with white women.
Black men don't even want em'
>>69611743
Does paternity test on son.
Isn't the father.
>>69611356
do you mean he literally watches his wife fuck other men, or do you mean he got cheated on?
>>69609574
If she is playing Susannah then you don't have to worry about Rolands Dark Tower erected in her field of roses.
In the book she was romantic with a character named Eddie.
>>69611271
No, please. I don't want her getting NIGGERED.
>>69609373
and LotR. Thankfully the Narnia films never got popular.
>>69611916
but why not? are you a rasist anon?
>>69611993
Delete this or I will delete u internet
>starting with book 3
>no dud-a-chum?
>>69612102
are you going to do it by watching Mr. Robot s02?
Who is playing Jake? He's the only character actually in the first book besides Roland and The man in Black
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>>69612693
oi lil boi u want sum wite pusy?
>>69612693
>How can I exist when I'm also dead?
