http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3592955/He-s-real-phone-slinger-Idris-Elba-commits-anachronism-holds-trusty-device-cowboy-gear-film-new-Western-Dark-Tower.html
First pictures of Idris Elba as Roland in the Dark Tower movie
>>69607525
Is idris a big guy?
looks based
>Dark Tower film
Yay!
>It stars a Black Guy
Nay!!!
>It's Idris Elba
>YAAAAY!!
>skipping the entire beginning
no crabs, goddammit.
>green screen
Meh
uh, wasn't he white in the book?
WE WUZ KING ARTHURS DESCENDANTS AND SHIIET
>>69607896
i believe jesus was brown inreal life
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
YOU FINNA BE SAYIN
*eats KFC*
AAAYO AYO
*collects welfare*
WE SUM MUHFUGEN
*steals car*
SUM FINNA
*pours 40 on the curb for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
SUM MUHFUGEN
*riots and loots stores*
SHIIIIET
*chants black lives matter*
WE SUM COWBOIS N SHIIIIET????
NOWUMSAYIN?
DR PAVEL
>>69607847
Bullshit, there's no way they skip Roland losing his fingers.
>>69607766
More like
>It's Idris Elba
>Into the trash it goes
>>69607581
look at the top of his head!
so, what's up with o/detta? is she becoming a SJW instead of a black panther? That's the only way I could see this working.
>>69608105
basically confirmed
>As to what material the movie will cover, Arcel is vague on the details, saying it’ll skip the beginning, and heavily involve our non-fantasy world
entertainment weekly speculated they'll jump straight into book 3.
>>69607525
Fuck this movie. King had the vote to approve any actor and he choose negro. I've read the book and majority of it revolves about ROLAND AND EDDIE BEING WHITE GUYS while Odeta is black racist.
Not muh Roland, fuck off jews
>>69607525
stop appropriating white popculture!!!!
>>69608231
What about Eddie and Odetta?
Roland's dad gets cucked in the novel. The real life role of Roland is basically cucked.
It's like pottery.
>>69607525
BIG
It's just progressive olympics at this point. They actually cast Matthew Mcconaughey, who would have been a perfect Roland, as the Man in Black.
>>69608325
SAMOAN
>>69608377
TOWER
>>69607525
>the title refers to his dark tower
>>69607525
lol white beta male nerd faggots BTFO. Get the fuck out of the world right now.
>>69608296
i believe they're already in the party at that point? i don't remember, but it seems they'll be focusing on getting that kid jake into the party in the movie, with new york and less about the wasteland. who knows.
why can't black people just make their own fiction instead of stealing white people's? how can they be so shameless?
>I need you to suck this fucking dick for me Agu.
You guys are all mad about this but I bet Stephen King himself is struggling to contain his drooling erection as we speak
>>69607896
The races are reversed. Odetta Walker will be a white woman who calls him a dirty nigger.
>>69608025
>2 wrongs make a right.
Jesus wept.
>>69607525
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in the wild west. I was schooled in gunslingin. I was given the title of gunslinger. They take a movie “The Dark Tower.” They have a 6-foot-2-inch little girl, whether he was black or white, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to the wild west. H doesn’t speak gunslinger. He has never traveled through time. They make him the Dark Tower. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>69608545
>He thinks Stephen King is involved for any other reason then money
>>69608450
big nigger
>>69607525
>>69608709
Doesnt matter if he's involved. He's a bitter old lefty and he probably loves that everyone is all butthurt about muh Roland being a black guy. Books are fucking dumb to begin with t b h, not even his best stuff
>>69608828
>Books are fucking dumb to begin with t b h, not even his best stuff
>implying you've read them
>>69608933
i read the first 3 and then gave up considering there were another 50 books to read after that about some shit i didnt care about
>>69608933
Maybe he's got a library card
White men dont go to movies, dont read books, abd the few that do pirate everything
It makes sense to pander to middle aged white housewives with all the strong black protagonists, since that's what they all want
It's that simple, not a conspiracy
>skipping the fucking opening shootout in the town
Why would you ever do that? Shit was great at establishing what a badass Roland was.
>>69607525
Nice costume lol
> literally just Idris Elba in a western style jacket/clothing
>>69608971
>i read the first 3
read the rest 4 books.
>>69608219
>in order to promote diversity, we're adding a black character
>we're also taking a crippled black woman and rewriting her entirely to make this work lol
>>69608520
This was a beautifully shot movie
Shout out to Strika
RIP
So I'm guessing we're not going to see him shove his gun up a fat lady's cooch
>>69609091
What did they mean by "we cant teach kids with those banned books"?
>idris elba
I'm surprisingly okay with this
>skipping the drawing of the three
I am not okay with this
>yfw Dark Tower is actually his erect penis
>>69607525
>From the studio that brought you Kindergarten Cop 2, Ted 2, Katy Perry: Part of Me and Cowboys & Aliens comes Stephen Kings "The Dark Tower"
>Rewriting the characters THIS MUCH and skipping THAT MUCH of the story
Why the fuck even use the Dark Tower property at all?
>>69609655
because faggots will rage and create free advertising for an obscure thing with a small built-in audience
>Idris Elba is a black man, not a nigger. I am OK with this casting choice. He is british btw.
>>69609722
Of course I understand that, but they're still skipping books.
It's like skipping Harry Potter books, if it ends up making money anyway you're missing out on potential extra Shekels of milking the franchise.
>>69609655
How do you guys know what they are keeping and leaving out?
where is this information?
>>69608069
kek
>>69609865
>It's like skipping Harry Potter books,
Except not at all. DT probably doesn't have 5% the readership of Harry Potter.
>>69609947
Like everyone else he pulled it from his ass.
>>69610056
Everyone read Harry Potter
Lots read Ender's Game
A lot of people read Lord of the Rings
Fewer read Game of Thrones
Some read Dark Tower
Practically nobody has finished DT
Youve seen capeshit
Vidyashit is on the rise
Theres even animeshit in the works
But none of that can compare to the awfulness that will be Kingshit.
>>69610607
>Kingshit
>Not responsible for some of the greatest and most memorable movies
>>69607525
Not watching this garbage
>I'm a fan of the books and can't even describe my rage.
Fucking niggers and jews ruining everything
>just just just
>>69610854
lol
>>69607766
how many other black actors not too old are you even familiar with? would your reaction be any different if it was Chiwetel Ejiofor. doubt it. you'd have a cuck boner for any half-rate token black guy Hollywood told you is good
>>69607525
I'D LIKE TO SEE HIS DARK TOWER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>69607525
Idris is so fucking fine
You loss to not have him as a smooth, based 007, britbongs
>>69608231
>heavily involve our non-fantasy world
So they're starting with the worst parts of the series?
>>69610854
kek, has the most jewish support of any candidate
>>69608231
Shit movie
dropped
