All female reboot of Ocean's 11.
Why?
http://www.indiewire.com/article/jennifer-lawrence-joining-oceans-11-reboot-sandra-bullock-20160514
>>69601926
Because it's 2016
Money
>>69601926
because it's "THE CURRENT YEAR"
Hollywood decided that JLaw has to be a star.
>>69601926
It was true, it was all true.
Moogies prophecy was right, she took reigns of the ferengi empire and now it is diverse.
>>69602022
That star seems to br fading
>>69601926
Female reboots are the new meme.
Why is Hollywood so fucking boring? Reboots, remakes, sequels is all they do.
>>69601926
Let them do it. It will bomb and damage the careers of everybody involved.
>>69602119
Reboots are considered safer investments due to brand recognition
On track to bury her third franchise.
>>69602156
What if they do an all female version of Batman and Robin?
>>69601926
>implying a bunch of women trying to do a heist will be as cool as men
these people are unbelievable and will blame sexism when it gets hate
>>69601926
In this one the heist is they attempt to steal from the most heavily guarded celebrity sperm bank in the world.
You'd think they would have learned from ghostbusters...
>>69602220
This. What's the target audience? Ocean's 11 was interesting for guys because of the genre and story and interesting for women because of the actors.
Female Ocean's 11 could be interesting for guys if the actresses were all hot, but that's not going to be the case.
So which white man will be directing it? How much of the profits will go towards women's shelters and helping girls get educations?
Why is Jennifer Lawrence famous.
Taking bets on who is going to be the token black chick
I hope it turns out good
heist films are true comfycore
>>69602310
Because she swallows cum like a $2 whore. Check her pics in the fappening.
>>69601926
Looks like John Mulaney's going to have to change that bit in his act about how an all female version of Ocean's 11 wouldn't work.
If this becomes real, it will only reinforces my dislike for Jennifer Lawrence. I hope her carrier continues to spiral downward.
>>69602310
Look at her face in OP pic. She's beautiful.
>>69602248
They learned that they can deflect legitimate complaints by shrieking about soggy knees
So the trailer can get a billion YouTube dislikes and we can have a slew of articles about misogyny.
>>69602248
Dude, what if, like, the Chinese acrobat Guy's analog is Mellissa MacCarthy and she has to get out of the room service catering dining car but she can't cuz she fat and gets stuck XD
>>69602310
She's just like us.
>>69602336
Gabby Union.
>>69602081
Underrated comment.
>>69602428
sarcasm?
Her face looks like it was punched repeatedly.
>>69601926
all female remakes of popular franchises are sexist and demeaning to women everywhere
this trend is going to be remembered in the future in the same way we remember blackface today
>>69602428
I like this bait
>ocean 11
>without all the banter
What's the point? Will this be an action remake or something?
>>69602439
They can't though.
If anything, Ghostbusters is showing that the general public don't give a fuck about being called a soggy knee if it's used in a blanket statement.
It can be used as a direct weapon against someone who might cave, but now they know they can't just use it as a guilt sledgehammer
>>69601926
Women make 85% of all purchases. Men are inferior consumers and consumption is all that matters anymore.
>tfw Ghostbusters flops and then this gets cancelled
>>69601926
>woo wooo woo
Its the sound of 2016 suck it brah
>>69602336
Precious. Demolitions expert.
>>69602119
New ideas are scary
>>69602119
I wonder
Maybe it's for the best. There's always the possibility her career dies out from overexposure.
>>69602672
>Women make 85% of all purchases
Buying pruducts made by men.
>>69601926
White guys are the enemy.. quick let's copy everything they do
>women constantly going around talking shit about how they can "create life"
>can't even create an original movie franchise
>>69602835
With money earned by men.
>>69602835
*robots
>>69602687
Nah, they'll rationalise it away by claiming there wasn't enough Star Power, or that the marketing was mishandled.
While both of those are certainly true, they won't grasp the fact that even if they hadn't been, it would still have been mediocre at best due to throwing writing out the door in favour of pandering.
It's going to take an A lister flop for them to realise, and luckily JLaw, a currently fading star, is the perfect person to hammer the point home. The fact that she'll demand an outrageous sum will make it all the sweeter.
>>69602894
programmed by men
>>69602374
actually that pic wasn't her, some anon's GF sent him that, dead ringer for her tho
Whatever tho, she has like 600 other nudes
>>69602374
I don't care what you jerks say I bet she could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
>>69602959
*Indians
>casino heist
so it's only gonna be one cunt who marries the casino owner then divorces him?
>>69602835
Oh wow you made the products? Do you want your cookie now? Oh good boy you made products who's sole purpose is to buy them, women are actually using products for their purpose and men just are facilitating the actual economy, without women we'd have no economy.
If men controlled everything we'd have enough money to maybe keep Texas alive and then they'd seceed.
>>69602672
with their husband's money
>>69603167
Now why don't you tell everyone precisely what industries you're talking about.
You should all just stop making a big deal on these all female lead reboots and SJW/PC pandering projects. They have all bombed up to this point, Ghostbusters will bomb, let this shit keep bombing and they will stop trying. But you guys keep making big deals about it and the studios market it as see they don't like it because muh women and they keep trying.
>>69601926
>ocean's 11 using gender neutral handicapped xirs
when will it be 2017 already
>>69601926
keep em coming Hollywood!
once enough female reboots fail miserably (Ghostbusters, Oceans 11 reboots), feminists, SJWs, PC fucks will realize that Men are the better performers, that people wont see female reboots because men laugh at it and women don't care about cinema.
don't stop! I want the bitch tears.
This is Ghostbusters all over again.
>oh no, why is everyone displeased that we hijacked an established franchise to resell the same story only with mediocre strong empowered womyn actors? DAMN MISOGYNISTS
>>69603656
See>>69603544
Really the thing is that SJWs are whiny college kids or younger on their parents Internet, they don't have expendable cash to go see this shit, or when it's time to put up or shut up they do what kids now days do and stay home because they don't give a fuck and can pretend to care on Twitter.
>decide to reboot an old movie
>don't have money for promotion
>...
>change male leads to females
>angry /pol/tards will promote the movie for you
damn those jews are smart
Fans demanded it.
>>69603167
>C-consumption is just as important as production
>>69601926
fill in the rest of the cast
>>69603778
negative press can only be turned into positive press If you have armies of shills that will cover the Internet in a blanket of support
See: Donald Trump
The 'fanbase' for this ghostbusters remake is so ridiculously low that anything they say gets absolutely drowned out by the mountains of ridicule
Any promotion they are making is just going to let people know what the media is referring too when they report that It flopped hard, and everyone will turn around and say "Obviously, It looked shit".
>>69603089
kek
>>69602119
>making female reboots of successful male movies in the name of muh feminism
>not realising that they're basically saying that females aren't capable of carrying their own franchise
>>69603963
The reason negative press has the opposite effect on trump is because he simply does not care about any type of criticism aimed at him, not because there are nerds who support everything he says. Just because this blind support of Trump happens here doesn't mean it happens on the rest of the internet or the US.
>>69601926
>try to setup 11 woman team to rob place
>cant get entire team to sync their periods in time
>fail
>>69602248
GB hasn't come out though, they care more about the money.
>>69602212
What was the second?
>>69603544
>>69603767
While I agree that they're going to bomb due to historical precedent, you don't seem to get that the "outrage" they claim over female casts is almost entirely manufactured.
If nobody spoke a word about it, you'd still see all those clickbait articles about how they're smashing the patriarchy, or how the evil white man is trying to hold them back.
The whole reason this shit is resurging is because the studios think they can use the power of professional victimhood to sell tickets. Fortunately, as you said, the target audiences don't actually consume this sort of media, so it's doomed to fail, just as it has in the video game industry.
>>69601926
Because the female Ghostbusters is already working so well.
What's next?
Female Fast and Furious? Well hey...i might watch that...but still such a male concern so angry feminists will rage.
Orrrr how about they create a film for an all female cast, like completely original?
But nooo they can't, cause they have no fucking ideas and they need to spin stuff that has worked before in the hopes that it will work agaiiinn...
Hollywood is really weak.
> women and numales constantly whining about misogyny has made me actually misogynistic
Hmm
>>69601926
the original was carried by charisma, humor and chemistry
women dont process any of these traits, this movie is already shit
is it still going to have the token asian who is agile?
>>69601926
*shrug* why not?
It's not like Ghostbusters or something people care about
>>69601926
Because our feminazi overlords won't stop until every last male institution is burned to the ground.
>>69605278
back the fuck off?!?!
>>69602310
She has a meme face
>>69601926
Because you actually care. You're the reason it's getting made. Please, utilize the cognitive functions that lie deep within your brain and attempt as hard as you can to understand that this is the reality you chose and continue to choose every single day. You fucking moron.
>>69605353
The original oceans 11 was kind of shit. the first remake was ok, then had two shitty sequels
It's not some timeless classic of cinema it's just a genre flick / brand
>>69605043
>being this easily manipulated
>>69601926
FEMENISM:MONETISED
>>69605472
oceans twelve was good, stop being a queer
>>69605043
Anyone who stops and thinks about women for a moment realizes they're actually pretty shit.
>>69605547
It was literally a shitpost
>>69601926
You triggered?
After blacktastic 4 and ghostbusters flop they will learn to be more subtle
>>69603165
lel
>>69602672
nice fake number you pulled out of your ass. i'm sure that's why all the female superhero comics sell so well
>>69605092
harsh but true
what female wants to see a heist movie? i'd imagine that's even behind "action" genre movies on the list of things women are interested in
womenexploitation and the clickbait generation is falling for it hard
>An exploitation film is a film which attempts to succeed financially by exploiting current trends, niche genres, or lurid content.
Are there even enough women out there to guarantee a successful Blockbuster anymore?
>>69606143
Maybe they would if there were a heist movie written for women
Of course "for women" means it will be shit and barely a heist movie but there you go
>>69601926
becuz gurl power!
Probably they're going to rob one the girl's ex husband and steal money from him as well as some worthless item that symbolizes his power and untouchableness as a big fuck you to him.
Hollywood a shit.
>>69604155
I never got this, its all like
>"fuck patriarchy, they are the worst".
What you wanna do about it
>"Just copy them, do what they did, but tell them they cant do it anymore."
>>69603167
>woman
>logic
look at all that logic fall right into the shitter...
Will bomb and be hated even before release.
>>69603025
Moron she admitted they were hers. Try again
>>69606143
I like female action movies, but mah feminism action movies less so.
Plenty of good action movies and tv shows with female leads, but mah feminism is all about turning destroying masculine things and making them feminist.
>rehashing old shit
>changing male characters female because "ITS 2016 BRO"
>comic book and anime cringe in live action
film is dead
>>69604508
X-Men
>>69602195
female reboots are box office cancer.
>>69602672
Ocean's had dilf Clooney and prime Brad Pitt.
I have no ideia who this one is going after.
>>69601926
>Why?
They're banking on FemGhostbusters to still make a lot of money in spite of bad publicity.
If it doesn't have Clooney and Pitt (or GOAT commentaries about their antics) what's the point? I just want an Ocean's Fourteen but they've said they'll never do it because Bernie Mac died.
>>69605547
It was the worst in the trilogy by a large margin. They fucked it over with those meta Julia Roberts jokes. Ocean's Thirteen was a step in the right direction but still had nothing on Eleven.
>yfw all female reboot of 300
>yfw all female reboot of Saving Private Ryan
>yfw all female reboot of Apollo 13
>yfw all female reboot of Cool Hand Luke
>>69608022
The nudes yes, the cum ones were fakes.
>yfw all female reboot of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
>>69601926
I'm more offended by the notion of rebooting SUPER FUCKING RECENT MOVIES.
What's next? Rebooting movies from last year? Fuckers.
>>69608187
Simmer down Chicken Little.
>yfw all female reboot of Black Hawk Down
>yfw all female reboot of Crimson Tide
>yfw all female reboot of Top Gun
>>69602119
>Female reboots are the new meme.
The Good, The Bad and the Great Inner Values when?
>>69608599
That would drive me ballistic, because half the book's themes deal directly with masculinity as a means of liberation.
>>69602871
>he thinks women are behind these decisions
>yfw all female reboot of Death Wish
>yfw all female reboot of Magic Mike
>>69601926
>Jennifer Lawrence / Sandra Bullock
Literally the most bland one-note actresses in American cinema.
>yfw all female reboot of The Dirty Dozen
>yfw all female reboot of Bridesmaids
>>69608934
Would watch
>yfw all female reboot of Predator
>yfw all female reboot of Apocalypse Now
>yfw all female reboot of Raging Bull
>all-male reboot of Sex in the City
>it actually becomes interesting
>>69602119
In their vaults they literally have thousands of ideas and scripts that would be like nothing ever seen. Problem is holly wood is fucking dinosaur that won't go extinct because we're constantly supporting it. Spielberg said years ago that we have more capabilities than filmakers of yesteryear had, so we don't need holly wood for anything. We've been lulled into thinking that we do need them, sadly.
>Woman
>Smart enough to plan out and a Heist
Eyy, rofl
>>69609020
Dear God. If they do this I'm seriously fucking done.
>>69609258
marriage is a bit of a heist.
>yfw all female reboot of das boot
>>69609324
das boob?
>>69605576
Yeah. Pretty much
>>69609284
>Samantha, Samantha! The other day I was going down on my boyfriend and eating his anus. I said to him, "Jeez you got a big anus. Jeez you got a big anus "
>He said, "why did you say that twice?"
>>69602310
Because she was willing to let Weinstein get on top of her.
>Its the year of CurrentYearkino
how many of those movies were there after 11? i always got the impression it was just a bunch of stars using the studios money to go on holiday
>>69609859
12 most certainly was an excuse for them to hang out in Italy/France for a couple of months. I never saw 13, and have no idea what it's about.
>>69608369
>JLaw
>Melissa McCarthy
>Kristen Wiig
>Sandra Bullock
>Sofia Vergara
Uh..
>Taylor Swift
>Beyoncé
Uhhh...
>Rato
>khaleesi
>snl lesbian
>Ellen DeGeneres
>>69601926
i'm more bothered that they're rebooting another film series and that they've cast jennifer lawrence.
They should make a female Rat Race but still have Mr. Bean in it
I don't think this is a bad idea, sounds cool.
But why call it Ocean's 11? That shit wasn't even super popular.
>>69602119
I'm not excusing Hollywood for being money loving hacks, but piracy is a large part of the reason nothing original is made these days. We're partially to blame
>yfw all female reboot of Saving Private Ryan
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/xl9xrv/john-mulaney--new-in-town-john-mulaney---female-friends
John Mulaney had a joke about this exact thing.
>>69610644
Was just about to post this, thanks friend.
Yeah, this won't work realistically, so they'll write the women to not behave like actual females would.
>>69601926
Wasn't that a John mulaney joke from 5 years ago?
Something like, "ocean's 11 with all girls could never work because 2 would keep breaking off to talk shit about the other nine"
>>69610875
>>69610644
Shit there it is lol
>>69608806
fucking underrated
>>69601926
>reboot
>as in erasing previous movies
>because they had men
Oh look, hollywood is doing it again
Top kek.
At least throw a random nigger in there for maximum progressiveness.
Can we start calling these reboobs?
>>69610528
>yfw they will spout some bullshit to justify full female platoons during D-day
>>69603894
I'd bang Ho Lee Fuk or whatever is her name though.
>>69608806
Kek. I wonder who'd play the Ugly.
>>69608895
>>69609062
>>69608599
>>69608564
>>69610528
I'd watch all of these with the right QTs and if they weren't about girl power. To be quite honest. You wouldn't rather watch one of your waifus instead of Tom Hanks? What are you a gay?
>>69609245
Fuck this shit I'm gonna go get a loan and make an indie film
>>69601926
Didn't the first Ocean's have a chick or two? Why not have a team of mostly women with a few men? Honestly that would be way more interesting and unique than all women.
>>69602336
Precious. Getaway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIosS2PO_UU
>>69602217
alice eve as batman or batman's villain, now that's a caped crusader flick I could get behind.
don't know of a possible robin
>>69609161
Was it interesting?
>>69612204
Comparatively, yes.
At the very least it was entertaining
>Female American Psycho
>Female Ghostbusters
>Female Ocean's eleven
Can't they, you know, like come up with new stuff instead?
>>69611973
Lol no bank is going to loan money for a movie production.
Banks loan money if they can get most of their money back through collateral see houses. With a movie production you are going to be renting the equipment/props and paying the actors/crew. So if your production falls through there is no collateral to sell to recoup expenses. So unless you have 50 grand lying around it's not happening.
>>69612747
Which is why Hollywood and this perpetual cycle of safe shit is going to go on forever until movies are so cheap and easy to make you don't need them. Were on the way but lighting, studio space. props, CG and advertisement still costs too much. Right now you can make movies like Tangerine where all you need is actors and a camera but thats about it.
>>69612973
yup, technically Actors/writers in hollywood could use their massive wealth to make original works. If any of them try to do that hollywood blacklists everyone involved including the crew. Which is fucked up for the camera or lighting guy who is just trying to make a living.
>>69601926
its gonna tank so hard
A female version of Die Hard could be interesting...or not.
>>69608806
toppest of keks have been had today
>>69602119
because dipshit sheep faggots keep paying to go watch those shits
>>69601926
Which movie is that pic from?
>>69601926
It's all about forcing SJW propaganda now.
As Kasdan said in an interview, he and JJ asked themselves what it would be like if the Nazis had gone to Argentina and regrouped after WWII.
From birth, Jews are raised with this idea that homogeneous white societies will inevitably result in goose-stepping, ethnic cleansing, and warmongering. And I could understand that outlook if history had begun in 1930. But the truth is, whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history.
That's what frustrates many of us when jewish SJW Hollywood sensibilities become accepted norms. They're slanted, prejudiced and their bias goes unchallenged by everyone.
The First Order was a Jewish take on ultimate evil. And because modern Jews are obsessed with The Shoah and WWII everything magically relates to MUH SIX MILLION.
It has gotten boring. It's stale. I wish we could get a more nuanced view of evil, but that won't happen because show-biz Jews always find a way of politicizing everything.
Like, recently I saw a movie set in 1920s London. There were several shots of a black man and a white woman holding hands in the street. It was there to sell us something. It was out of place and revisionist. It's tacky and it's condescending.
The objective is to shape public opinion with the assumption that everyone needs "educating" and are too dumb to pick up on the flagrant advertising of their agenda. In this case, it was a short throwaway scene and it still took me out of the movie. The message is basically, "You're too dumb to find the right opinions by yourself, so we're going to give you direction by placing propaganda in the media you consume."
SJW placement just seems dishonest and manipulative. Flagrant product placement annoys me whether it's a product I like or not. It takes me out of the ride that it should be, pauses everything to remind me what I'm supposed to think, and then expects me to jump back in with full enthusiasm.
>>69601926
This shit is so tiring.
You just know if any of these shitty female reboots don't make as much as the originals, it'll be blamed on misogyny and if it outperforms a single male-orientated movie, womyn will treat it as the dawn of a new age of cinema.
The only way to win is not to play.
>>69601926
I don't care. If JLaw is in it, I watch it.
>Jennifer Lawrence
Dropped.
>>69602336
Idris Elba
>>69601926
Reservoir Dogs all-female cast reboot when?
>>69615895
jesus christ thats sad. i wont watch her in a anything anymore and i barely did in the first place. never in theaters ugly and a shit actress
To the OP dont post this shit and dont go to see it plain and simple guys
>>69602217
If there's not an all female Predator reboot by the end of this year I'm going to literally hang myself. It's gone on long enough.
>>69616361
Well, I like her. I enjoyed every movie in which she starred so far. Everyone has a different taste, I guess.
Will be cancelled when ghostbusters tanks.
>>69602310
She has the face of a 12 year old so a bunch of directors want to smash that.
If I were a big wig for a studio I would at least wait to see ho the new Ghostbusters does before I commit to something like this.
A female lead can draw an audience, that's a fact, but an ALL FEMALE REBOOT? We haven't seen it yet.
Finally, a proper sequel to Jem.
>>69601926
Good, another bomb after Cuntbusters is only a good thing.
>>69601926
It seems they learned their lesson, if you want to make a female reboot put white hot actresses in it.
>>69601926
>another cancerous female reboot
>starring the most cancerous actress in hollywood
Fingers crossed it kills JLaw's career.
>>69609519
Topkek
>women could pull off a multimillion dollar heist
hahahahhhaahah jews please
>>69617145
Explain to me what's cancerous about Miss Law, please.
>Why?
Because Bernie Mac is dead and you can't make an Ocean's 14 without him.
so does she just divorce a rich guy?
>Danny Oceans's sister
>tfw there was a "Oceans" universe in your lifetime
>>69603544
>They have all bombed up to this point
Star wars did okay
>>69601926
Because Hollywood hears the call for more female roles, but they don't know how to go about it. They probably have rooms full of unproduced scripts with female leads in every studio.
>>69601926
Why aren't more people insulted by this blatant pandering? Along with the manufactured outrage from taking well-known all-male movies and flipping the genders for shits and giggles, they're playing everyone like goddamn fiddles.
All female 12 Angry Men reboot when?
>>69617890
Star wars is not going to bomb. It didn´t happen for the prequels.
