>Gets castrated
>Doesn't kill himself
Say what you want about Theon but he might have the most willpower out of any man in film and television.
>>69588310
>man
Not anymore
>>69590307
He identifies as a man, he's a man.
>>69590340
I identify as a Panda, I'm a Panda.
>>69588310
Yeah. I mean, he doesn't even get to have sex now. What a life.
>>69590500
He still has a prostate
>>69590340
I identify as Godzilla guess I'm Godzilla.
>>69590500
I've been living that life for the last 6 years and I have a working dick.
Varys did too, and isn't a total pussy about it.
>>69590352
>>69590576
Calm down, tumblards
>>69592476
you identify as a faggot so you must be a faggot
>>69590688
Varys is ballsless. He has a dick.
>>69593555
No, Varys dick was mutilated too (and not a simple circumcision) if I recall correctly, there's a scene where he talks about it with Tyrion, the one when he has the mage who did that to him locked in a box.
>>69593555
What, the cockless jokes that Tyrion has been saying for the past couple of episodes not convince you?
>>69593555
With a long hooked blade, he sliced me root and stem
If you got castrated, would you take hormones to become a trap or continue living in denial as a 'man'?
I'm disappointed he didn't take Victarions role.
>>69590500
Then everyone on /tv/ should kill themselves aswell
>>69588310
Everyone on 4chan has a penis and their balls in tact, yet they STILL won't ever reproduce but haven't killed themselves.
Theon is nothing
Did he only get his dick cut off or his balls too?
If he still has his balls then he could theoretically still have kids with the help of appliances.
>>69596011
Have you only watched the trailers? Noob.
>>69588310
how would you even survive in medieval if you got your dick cut off, isnt there a VERY high risk of infection. and i dont think they have urinary catheters yet, so he would need to keep his wound open forever, makes no sense familia.
>not forging an iron cock
>>69588310
>thinks his insight requires a completely new thread
>unable to comprehend that literally 50 different threads about literally the same fucking show are up at once
GoT fans are as cancerous and stupid as the show they watch.
>>69588310
I really like this character arc a lot. From his time growing up back in Winterfell to where he is now, it all intrigues me.
>>69588310
He got off easy in the show desu, his torture is way worse in the books.
>tfw no emaciated, white haired, toothless, and almost finger/toeless Reek
>>69598440
>white hair
Whait, in the books Theon is a targ?
>>69598440
The last episode I saw of him he was some guys bitch boy, and a twitchy subhuman traumatized by his dick slicing
>>69598475
No silly, his hair goes white from the stress, trauma, and malnourishment. Living on nothing and the occasional live rat can do that to you.
>>69598475
His hair turned white from the fear and torture he experienced every minute of every day in captivity. I think that happens irl too
>>69598576
>loses a finger
>loses his dick
>not tortured anymore after that
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
>>69598475
Extreme stress, malnutrition, and torture can cause you to stop pigmenting your hair folicles
>>69598579
>>69598630
Or maybe the stress activated his Targ Gene?
If I was varys I would devote all my time and money to get hold of cockregrowing magic.
>>69598640
You act like getting your dick and finger cut off is getting off easy. His DICK got cut OFF.
His DICK
>>69598847
But he gets that and much more in the books, is what I'm saying.
>>69598847
cocks are overrated
>>69599114
Theon does get smarter and become a better person once he loses his.
Is this GRRM's way of saying dicks are evil?
>>69599181
THE PENIS IS EVIL
>sex is the only reason i have to live
lmao
>>69598262
His arc and chapters are GOAT in the books, the show really butchered it.
>>69588310
All dick jokes aside, I like Theon and feel legitimately bad for him. He tried being a stark, which could've worked out for him but he wanted to make his old man proud and be an ironborn and fucked it up with his own family as well as his adoptive family. He's highborn but is treated as a bastard. He's a shit who could've gone about all that in a much better way buy he did what he did and is trying to atone for it.
>>69598440
I think what makes it even worse on top of all that is that Ramsay was the one who did most of the awful deeds during the Winterfell takeover (like coming up with the idea of killing the kids and then gleefully carrying it out, killing Ser Rodrick), so it's not even karmic retribution. Though blood thirsty Starkplebs like to insist it somehow is.
>>69588310
He's a fucking bitch.
He had ample opportunity to kill Ramsay, or go down fighting like a man, but instead, he surrendered like a little bitch and got his dick hacked off.
The character is, and has always been, a piece of shit submissive little faggot.
>>69595918
>4chan is one person
wew lad
>>69588310
Best actor remaining in the show, also one of the best characters too. I hope they show him a lot more
>>69588310
why did he just want to help his sis and not get revenge?
>>69590578
same but I've been living that life for almost 30 years
>>69588310
If his dick is gone how does he pee?
>>69599922
Nice digits.
stannis got raped harder
by d&d
>>69599356
Well I haven't read the books but I still like the way he is portrayed on the show.
>>69607369
That's what I wonder
If he doesn't even have a nub left he can't even pee like a girl
The only way I can think of is getting in a pushup position to do it
