ITT GOAT childhood movies that only you remember.
Major Payne
>>69581733
The scene where he shot the monster in the closet and the train story always slayed my sides back on the day
>>69581733
The rape scene was a bit much
I had a crush on the girl that becomes his gf at the end.
>>69581778
>Major Payne just terminated the man in the closet with extreme prejudice
>>69581778
>>69581992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIRna9Q4l_g
>>69581992
>>69581778
Wrong clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgJ8hwpbukw
>>69581733
You plottin on me?
>>69582257
What are you lookin at, ass eyes?
>>69582257
>Want me to show you a trick to take your mind off that arm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EuqxFwS9I8
>>69581810
it was tastefully done you pleb
>>69581733
KILLING IS MY BUSINESS AND
BIZ
NIZ
IZ
GUUUUD
>>69582343
Are there children movies like this today?
>>69581733
>'You'll get no sympathy from me, you want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis, that's where you'll find my sympathy'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXvAAVaApek
Too many quotable lines from Major Payne
>That scene with the drunk abusive dad yelling and hitting his son
I'm surprised they did so much dark shit in a light hearted comedy.
The dancing scenes were GOAT.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VjraLSy1yks
This will never stop being funny
>>69582538
I've been known to cut a little rug in my day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82EGaaKxwhY
>>69582735
I wish I could do the robot
>>69582735
>those lyrics
>that ass
This movie deserves to be in a museum along the Ernest series
KILLING IS MAH BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOOOOOD
>>69582930
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>>69581733
Is that like an origins story to Army Dog?
>>69586086
Yes
>>69582538
The drunk dad character was played by Michael Ironside wasn't it?
Damon Wayans is based
Why are the other Wayans so much shit garbage?
>>69588197
Marlon and Keenan are also.
Case in point, scary movie 1 and 2.
And Don't be a menace to South Central while drinkin your juice in the hood.
Other than them, it's a sharp decline.
>>69588339
*cough*
low down dirty shame
mo money
sensless
*cough*
>>69588463
I meant a decline in relation to the other Wayans'.
>>69581989
>I had a crush on the girl that becomes his gf at the end
She also was Hillary in Fresh prince of Belair
>>69581733
there was another movie very similiar to this but the major guy was white, anyone recall?
>>69581733
Ain't that the Sherminator tho familia?
>>69588573
You're thinking of kindergarten cop.
>>69588658
>Ain't that the Sherminator tho familia?
Yes it is
>>69588339
>Marlon and Keenan are also.
>Case in point, scary movie 1 and 2.
>>69588518i just wanted an excuse to mention a low down dirty shame
>>69588752
>this movie had deleted scene that implied sex
>>69588573
Drillbit Taylor with Owen Wilson
>>69588855
Anything with Owen Wilson in is just comfy as fuck if you ask me familia.
I lost my virginity screwing my highschool girlfri3nd to this movie while her dad mowed the lawn.
>>69589223
I lost my virginity to pursuit of happyness
>>69589223
lost mine to 16 candles
>>69589859
Jesus, in a row?
>>69589223
No idea what I lost mine to ...was too busy losing my fucking virginity.
>>69581778
>>69581992
>if he's still in there, he ain't happy
>>69588573
might be thinking of the hit television series "Major Dad".
>>69589223
i lost mine to sister/sister
:/
>>69588752
Lunch is cancelled
Early 90's were the best, fuck that modern 3D shit
>>69590389
>implying Bud Spencer & Terence Hill movies are not the shit regardless of age
>>69590431
Only if you are german. Nobody else gives a fuck.
>>69589223
>I lost my virginity screwing my highschool girlfri3nd
>>69590469I am
>>69587847
He was. I only realized it after a recent rewatch.
>>69590645
Great film
>>69590687
comfy as fuck
> One, don't you look dumb. Two, look at you. Three, don't you ever go plottin' on me behind my back or I'll stomp you into the ground
>>69590645
keep forgetting macaulay did other movies
>>69589223
It better have been during the Little Engine That Could scene
>>69590416
YOU SAY MINIONS I SAY GREMLINS
YOU SAY ANGRY BIRDS I SAY CONDORMAN
YOU SAY CIVIL WAR I SAY THE ROCKETEER
REPOST THIS IN EVERY CGI REBOOT TRAILER IF YOU AGREEEEEEE
timeand cancerdidn't treat him nicely
>>69595252
That's Damn and Keenan.
>>69589223
>>69589294
>>69589859
>>69589958
how did you all lose it to these movies?
i've seen all of these plus more and I still haven't lost it?
>>69581733
>the first scene where he breaks the soldier's finger
>when he's upside down cleaning his gun blindfolded
personal favourites senpai
is damon wayans the black keanu reeves? motherfucker dont age
>>69582731
>you little freckled faced cartoon
holy shit 5 seconds in and my sides are gone
>>69595775
that's not him you clown that's seal or something
>>69589880
UNDERRATED
>>69589223
I lost mine to American Graffiti
>>69595491
the trick is to watch it with a gf and the movie has to be something uninteresting or something you've already seen before
>>69581733
BLEAT BLEAT BLEAT, WHATCHU LAUGHING AT PIG BOY, DID YOU FIND SOME MEAT IN YOUR POCKET
>Goodbye Charlie. I love you.
>>69590416
>babs finally getting her shit kicked in like every other character did
>except shes almost exclusively getting reckt
>buster still comes out on top
best movie
>>69581733
>that story about the little locomotive
Holy shit, I need to rewatch this. Reading all the scenes mentioned in here makes this sound like the best comedy film ever.
>>69590431
they are actually pretty big deal in eastern yurop especially in hungary
>>69588573
Heartbreak Ridge with Clint Eastwood.
>>69599997
Do you think that Burt Reynolds heard about this?
Everyone loved Animaniacs but it seems like no one remembers the movie.
Thanks, Germoney
I consider this a childhood movie. All I ever watched as a kid
>>69602487
>Reading all the scenes mentioned in here makes this sound like the best comedy film ever
Probably because it is
>>69606045
>that only you watched
>>69581733
It's kind of cringeworthy when you look back on it. It was clearly an attempt to make a more family friendly version of the "drill sergeant yells at people and it's funny" style movie like full metal jacket.
Forever Young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPsNthP_1w
>>69606939
every mom had this for mel, every kid watched it because of this
>>69606900
>cringeworthy
fuck off with your worthless opinion, not to mention Payne doesn't even yell that often in the movie, further proving you've NEVER watched it.
>>69607434
Why is this person stimulating the hedgehogs penis
>>69606900
(you)
Never met someone who have seen it
>>69581733
HELLO, BETTY!
Fucking love this movie.
>69608778
My little sister used to watch that movie all the time. I've seen it more than any man should have to.
>>69589223
NOT ONE OF US NOT ONE OF US NOT ONE OF US NOT ONE OF US NOT ONE OF US NOT ONE OF US
GET OUT OF HERE
