Eurovision thread #5
So....apparently we /justin timberlake/ now edition
first for fat maltese nigger
HA HA HA
63
first for germany best girl
Vote for Bulgaria you plebs
Let's all pool some money together and send Adele there next year.
>>69516737
Bulgaria and Cprus
>unironically voting for UKIP
THESE ARE BEST:
POLAND
SERBIA
CROATIA
LATVIA
RUSSIA
GEORGIA
AUSTRIA
LORDI IS GOING TO SING!
This fucking filler
>nekkid drummers
WILD DANCERS!!
>IT'S NOT SEXISM WHEN IT'S MALES
time to clench hand and fuck fist
>Show your country's ethnic background by setting a Protestant on fire
ok
>>69516729
Gonna need 2 Poké Flutes for that one
>Taking the piss out of every country
Oh boi
finally some big fucking drums
That young winner from 15 was disgusting. Should kill it with fire.
This is dece bantz
>>69516764
But what are the scores Kammy? I'm not there.
>>69516775
dis pretty good though
Who Germ/a/ny here?
>wearing a flesh coloured body suit
Brb getting exit bag
Anyone knows from which song the beat from Austria has been ripped off?
This is way too good for eurovision
>>69516836
This anon desu.
ITALY BEST GIRL
the fake song sounds better than the actual entries
JEW WILL BE THE BEST
EUROPE OUT
>>69516879
Fuck off, this has been the best bit all week
I'm proper hype now
>she's so old and bloated she has to wear a skin colored suit
Why is Mauricio Pochettino playing the violin?
ok I lost it at the man in the hamster wheel
Semi decent bants
>>69516879
>exit bag
a whata now?
Holy shit some good banter
is this sweden's cheeky way of getting in a second song
>tfw the hamster wheel song is better than any actual song
>That one girls ass in the golden dress thing theyre wearing
Reminder that if you're below 50 and watch Eurovision, you should kill yourself
Fucking kek
>mfw hamster wheel
This is like a reaction image webm gangbang.
LORDI
this is hilarious
WAS THAT THE POLISH GIRL
>Not even topical parodies
Sweden PLS
Holy shit Sweden
If you had this in your back pocket why was literally everything else you did all week so shitty?
And people wonder why we Brits want to leave the EU?
>this joke song is better than all the other contestants
>>69516707
no, no JT he needs to fall into a volcano
Someone make a gif of that girl licking that long shaft
>That poland impression
>>69516942
Kill yourself
>>69516967
That was good you prick.
>that qt churning butter
Let LORDI sing again...
Czech Republic best girl
Austria best song
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
MORE LIKE LINDA WOULDRUT
>>69516961
ISIS will strike at next year's final, so no one wants to host it, that's why all the contestans are shit
>>69516942
I regularly visit 4chan. I should kill myself by proxy.
>>69516974
It's pretty funny really. Everyone's been BTFO by that and Timberlake.
Oh god it's Christof from the Truman Show.
I want the male presenter to smash my boypussi hes fucking HOT
>>69517000
germany best girl
stream where?
>Yo
>Yo
top kek
>>69516998
objectively best winner, no contest.
What the fuck is she talking about
actually the youtube feed was blocked in America had to turn on my vpn
Link where?
Want to keep the intermission thing
Who greenlit this
>>69516801
Theres been plenty of tits this year chill neckbeard
Someone get this fat Jewess off the stage?
>an email address with a backslash that isn't contained within quotes
triggered
>women """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""comedian""""""""""""""""""""""""""
What just happened???
yo
She was funnier in those 5 mins that the presenters in the entire show.
tfw no cheeky chubby secretary gf
yo
PLEASE GET HER OFF. THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL.
>european humor
Why did she say nihao and now-how
nothing about refugees so far atleast
where can a superior american watch this online?
I don`t get it
Loving the big guys
This documentary skit is pretty good desu
>offsetting the gud bantz with shit bantz immediately
WTF was that woman? Please tell me she wasn't british or i am giving up my citerzenship
What the fuck are we all watching
I have no idea what is going on right now
>Swedish comedy
FUCKING STOP
PEOPLE JUST WANT STUPID MUSIC
>random swedish comedians trying to be funny and random
Will 4chan crash if the UK wins?
mmmm
swedish """""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>69517071
They just did something actually funny, so obviously they had to follow it with something shit for balance
>>69517131
Sorry m8
This has no right to be asfunny as it is
>You need to be a hacker to change the functions of your keyboard keys
>>69517161
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>gangs roam the streets of stockholm
well they're not wrong i suppose
>>69517148
I agree that it's shit, but they have to show something while waiting for the votes to come in.
>>69517161
Got a webm of her churning too senpai?
what
SWEDISH STREET GANGS
>BEING WHITE
WEW
E
W
>>69517197
Also requesting
press esc
report results
>>69517190
Beat me to it
yo - yo - yo - yo - yo - yo - yo - yo - yo - yo - yo - yo - yo - yo
Henning Wehn is literally the only funny European comedian
>>69517161
I bet she makes some lucky guy cum every time
GERMANY QT
>>69517070
We can't all be Katherine Ryan, Sandi Toksvig, Sara Pascoe, Aisling Bea, Julia Deakin or Holly Walsh
>european comedy
this is a war crime
>>69517160
dont be stupid anonuk wont win
.
Finally time for some
D O U Z E
P O I N T S
Cringe time! Which country will embarrass themselves most?
POST GERMANY WEBUMS
>>69517231
Based Henning.
>>69517258
>Katherine Ryan
Based comedy MILF.
>>69517161
>Swede with the flag
>>69517264
Serves you right for shit-talking Brit comedy. You didn't know the depths of the abyss.
>>69517284
Nope
>>69517287
Sweden. The hosts always do shit.
>>69517287
inb4 finland has cristal snow reading points
t. finn
Holy shit this guy is annoying
>>69517287
itll take some doing to beat austrias bearded tranny
>falling for the hoverboard meme
this is next
>fagboards
This is it, wrist Eurovision ever
it will be funny if they crash into each other on those wheely things
>>69517344
>>69517359
Fuck off, they're well coordinated and the staging is great.
>>69517161
>swedish and israeli flags in the background
Sweden has actually done the best job of hosting. People seem to forget the shit from previous years.
>>69517384
Pls leave bjorn
>"Host jerks himself off on stage"
oh fuck i hope sexy guy gets naked TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHIRT OFF!!!
I don't understand what they're doing now at all.
>>69516967
we're leaving because of pretty deece parody songs?
>>69517359
Nah, 2014 was the worst
>>69517429
Filling
next year kim kardasian will perform screenshot this
>>69517323
They never learn, do they anon?
the song's lyrics are shit but i'm dancing with it
>>69517450
Fuck off Denmark stronk
Talking to a girl, fifth reply decides what I say next
>>69517402
Exactly. I remember when Denmark hosted it and they basically had two malfunctioning cyborgs hosting it.
>Love Love Peace Peace
The second this turns up on Youtube it's getting saved like a mother-fucker
>tfw it is time for the results
>>69517197
host is based
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A5ns_Zelmerl%C3%B6w#Controversies
Who would be the presenters if the UK hosted?
I think Nick Grimshaw and Sue Perkins.
It would be the end of us though
>>69517450
Was that the year where everything was a many winner balad style song
Oh great the votes are now being memed
>/tv/
>humor
I think most of you haven't laugh in your life, you don't know what to do.
>>69517395
>evil israel wins
>next contest in jerusalem
>WW3 breaks out
end of the world 2017 confirmed
>>69517519
Ant and Dec
>>69517494
good lord in heaven thank you
This male host is one self satisfied cunt
>>69517519
Come on mate, it would be Ant and Dec.
>>69517494
SWEDEN NOOOOO!!!
>>69517493
Fetlocks blowing in the wind
Reminder that Cyprus was objectively the best and Russia was meh
>>69517519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjXZmtg7GwI
A N T & D E C
N
T
&
D
E
C
>>69517231
No, he is unfunny as fuck.
>>69517493
>Sssschtockholm
kek
>>69517521
It was where the woman with a beard won as a protest vote.
Netherlands should have won that year.
>>69517494
>>69517494
>>69517519
CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN
t. finn
>>69517519
Sue and Mel
>>69517521
Yes
Do one Austria you mugs
FUCK OFF LUNA
>>69517560
explain yourself uk
>Iceland
>white
>jury accounts for 50% of the vote
>watching results roll in when you have bets going
So is it also 12 points from the public vote? So 24 total possible from each country?
There's too much cringe already. mute
Iceland YES
>Netherlands
por que
why iceland has a dog
why don't i have a dog
>Iceland
>Black guy
UK BOTTOM
K
B
O
T
T
O
M
>Iceland
>nigger
>Austria
>Australia
no corruption here officer
DAT
AZERBAIJAN
RAPIST
Australia is such a meme vote
>>69517610
Didn't it always?
Azerbajain more like ASSerbaijan
How did My Lovely Horse do?
BASED SAN MARINO
WHAT THE HELL?!
BASED SAN MARINO
Not the first time they've let us have 8 of something lel
>Jewkraine
UK HAS POINTS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
DUSTIN THE TURKEY WHEN
Wait, are they adding phone votes to these lists at the same time? It's so confusing.
UK POINTS MOTHERFUCKERS
Rapper from San Marino
>this is your favorite rapper from San Marino!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69517628
NOT ANY LONGER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ukraine was the worst song though
san marino guy looks like he would try and sell me ketamine under a bridge
Oh look Azerbaijan gave Russia 12
>>69517636
arnt twinks always bottoms? ;)
>Latvia
>singer named Justs
>last place
JUST
>>69517636
Shit, now we have points we won't leave the EU
IRELAND MILF
UK RAKING IN THE POINTS NOW NIGGAS
germany getting roasted like always
I missed that song, why did we like Belgium so much
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
THANK YOU BASED IRELAND
>qt vampire from Georgia
Hnnngh
>>69517766
It was a Bruno Mars ripoff.
>>69517161
>>69517494
GIVE ME FUCK
Norton
>this georgian vampire
yikes
and now the thread becomes /pol/
>Georgia's spokesperson
OOOOH BABY
Georgia didn't give Russia points?
SCANDAL
>UK pls stay
What did they mean by this?
>dat vampire waifu
>Georgian Goth
>georgia gives no points to russia
DEPLOY
THE
LITTLE
GREEN
MEN
>>69517722
fucking KEK he looks like an ali g wannabe
Bulgaria and Cyprus are getting robbed right now
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
UKRAINE FUCKING SUCKED
Pics of vamp girl, plz.
Fuck sake Malta, hurry up.
>Australia winning the Eurovision song contest.
junior eurovision
peadoes paradise
Please Ukraine, beat Russia.
>No Russia
>No Spain
Fuck this shit.
>>69517807
They were at war with eachother not that long ago
OH FUCK
MALTA MALTA MALTA MALTA MALTA
BASED MALTA ALWAYS GIVING US POINTS
12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS 12 POINTS
BASED MALTA
BASED MALTA
We won't nee to boycott Malteasers now.
>Austria
>2 points
that just shows that only faggos vote on this shit
BASED MALTZ
>>69517849
Chill matey, it was worth it
These audio delays are so awkward.
12FUCKINGPOINTS!
>>69517838
ukraine is the anti-russia vote
