<---- This thing edition.
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>>69428684
>>69430628
First for branfu
first for stannis
what triggers /got/ more?
The Normies or people claiming Meera is attractive?
>>69430628
THREAD RUINED FROM THE START
>>69430628
>people find this literal 4/10 at best attractive
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that believe this frogfaced plain jane is more attractive than the majority of women on the show
Reminder that if it wasn't for leaks, we'd all believe in the Umber ruse cruise
Preston
http://www.strawpoll.me/10192069/
may the best grill win
>>69430678
at least meera is /got/ related while poo in the loo is just youtube e-celeb cancer
Who did this to her?
>>69430678
People claiming Kelly C can't act
>>69430696
I wonder if this a Bot
Will he accompany Jaime to the Riverlands?
>>69430705
>some loser is constantly changing his IP and logging back in to spam Frogface votes
my sides.
Do you think Danny's poots let out little puffs of fire?
>>69430732
She's the female Nic Cage.
>>69430735
I wonder if this a Bot
>>69430694
What leaks?
>post yfw Yara or Euron make a dick joke to Theon next episode
>>69430732
That must trigger only you, because it's true
>>69430735
Probably not. Average /got/ posters IQ is not much higher than a bot.
So what's next for him?
>>69430741
Of course, they will promise him a better wife.
>>69430732
I love how acting is all about eyebrows and doing funny things with your mouth hole.
>>69430785
>No cockless may sit the Salt Throne har har
>>69430705
Still don't understand why /got/ loves Melly so much. SadMelly is adorable, yes. But usually Carice looks kinda creepy as Mel, and looked very botox-fuelled in season 4 and 5. Her ass is nice (Talisa's and Myranda's is better), and her tits are nice (Snek's are better), but I wouldn't call her the consistent hottest woman on the show.
Then again, I am biased. smirkfu 4lyfe.
from not a blog
Will Areo Hotah return as a POV character and do you plan to add one or more Dornish POV characters besides Arianne and Areo?” Martin’s response:
>“I have no plans to add additional Dornish POV. Yes, Areo Hotah will continue as a POV.”
>Arianne definitely has curves. She is not a half-starved anorexic like so many of today’s ‘supermodels.’ But that does not mean that she is ‘heavyset,’ to use your word… and certainly not a ‘whale.’
lol he must love emilia
>>69430693
>>69430678
she isn't a plain jane she's a pretty cute grill with admittedly shitty hair
plain janes have fucked up ugly faces (PIC RELATED)
meeras face isn't memorable but her skin looks nice and clean and soft and no wrinkles and her facial geometry and symmetry is top tier
if you think meera isn't attractive you're literally a fag who probably likes basic bitches caked in literal kilos of makeup and plastic surgery
>>69430792
Prince the was promised, he'll use his psychic powers to fly all over the seven kingdoms looking for the perfect milk makers to give him power.
>>69430628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9cZPIeURBo
>>69430732
lol shit looks like create a sim
>>69430831
Shes not. Raise those standards. Get out of that basement.
>>69430818
smirkfu has a cute face but her titties are absolutely trash tier literally worse than caloreesi
>>69430831
>Tries to demonstrate what a Plane Jane is
>Posts a girl that's actually more attractive than Meera
LMAO
Where's the fucking caste you promised me?
>>69430780
Some dude who worked on the Bastardbowl set came here March 16th I think and answered people's questions.
He knew a lot of shit for what sounded like just being an extra, but some of the stuff he said would happen early in the season have come true and he provided pics showing he was indeed there among the extras.
>>69430628
Her face is not 10/10 but I'll probably have huge crush on her if she was around me.
>>69430831
But that chick is more attractive than Frogfacefu
>>69430787
>>69430801
I wasn't even trying to bait, whatever have another meme
>>69430831
But that girl looks better than Meera.
>>69430831
>shitty hair
What?
Look at all those curls, all that hair... it`s 10/10 hair genes.
>"Not a Blog"
>obviously a blog
What did he mean by that?
>>69430883
what the fuck look at her moles and stupid circle shaped head and eyes that are too close to each other
literally the only thing she has over Meera is her hair is styled better because fuck curls
>>69430896
4/10 is being generous
>>69430831
If anyone needs plastic surgery, its meera.
>>69430925
>curls
disgusting
>>69430889
Here it is
>this faggot goes on TRIAL on the orders of Sansa lol
Can this season get any worse?
>>69430905
>implying
Would /got/ be able to talk to her without stuttering?
>>69430943
7/10
First for Jaime a best
>>69430890
ah you are talking about the guys telling us about stannis returning thus reigniting the fire?
>>69430964
I will fucking shit my pants in rage if this actually happens.
>>69430883
>>69430872
>>69430867
>>69430831
>>69430818
>>69430693
>>69430896
>>69430897
>>69430905
>>69430925
>>69430937
>>69430943
>>69430952
>WAAAAAAAAA MY WAIFU IS PRETTIER THAN YOURS
why haven't you killed yourselves already?
>>69430741
I hope we see more of Bronn fighting.
And no that abomination of a fight against the sand sneks last season doesn't count.
>>69430859
Dat lazy eye tho
Promise me, Ned.
>>69430964
I unironically like this twist. Shows that the Starks are just, and wouldn't simply kill the cunt in battle.
Imagine if Ramsay ordered a trial by combat and lost horribly. That'd be satisfaction.
>>69430964
>>this faggot goes on TRIAL on the orders of Sansa lol
said no one
>>69430831
How about you go kil yourself, your posts are maisiefag tier
>>69430890
did anyone screencap all his leaks?
>>69430964
use the fucking spoiler tags you piece of fucking shit that is what they are there for
>>69430982
Ugly hair, ugly jaw, jew nose.
>>69430768
No, but it do think it lubes her butthole with burger grease
>>69430964
Sansa needs to put her fist in his hobbit hole, for my boner.
>>69430989
>why haven't you killed yourselves already?
exactly. husbandos are where it's at
>>69430964
He'll probably escape trial but die horribly. Preferably ripped apart by his own hounds
alri lads haha
Is jon going to follow Sansa's command as the rightful queen of the north now? What if Jon Snow actually marries Sansa after Bran tells Jon that they aren't related, and they rule winterfell together?
>>69430964
Well, what is his crime exactly? Roose betrayed starks not him
>>69431069
faggot
>>69431112
Flaying is illegal.
>>69431102
cousins are still related
>>69431112
good point
>>69431112
Torturing Theon, killing several women and raping Sansa.
>>69431112
>Well, what is his crime exactly?
This must be bait
>>69431020
They did or at least they wrote down and summarized the major things he said and made an image and a pasta of it, but I don't feel like looking for it
>>69430986
No
>>69431102
but they are related
Did she suck his dick before or after?
>>69430678There was a girl who used to post here who looked like her. She was very qt.
>>69431157
>Torturing Theon,
Only because of what Theon did to the "Starks"
Ramsey's the good guy here
>>69431112
Killing and flaying Stannis. Starks recognise Stannis as King of the South tbqh.
>>69431025
you = a faggot
>>69431157
you can't rape your own wife that's like keying your own car
>>69431191
during.
>>69431205
you = a pathetic virgin with no standards
>>69431197
The Estonian one? I think it was a trap.
>>69431199
>>69431211
>Ramsay did nothing wrong
>>69431211
do we actually like D&D?
>>69431022
this isn't reddit little fuckboy
no one cares if you get spoiled
>>69431112
I'm pretty sure even in alternate medieval Britain that torturing, raping and murdering people is against the law.
Even apart from all that, Sansa might be able to prove that Ramsay knew and acted along with his father's plot to betray the Starks somehow, but this seems unlikely/unnecessary
>>69431261
fuck no
>>69431216
What about Cersei?
>>69431147
I assume Roose made it legal.
>>69431157
>Torturing Theon
Theon betrayed Robb. Ramsy was under command from Robb to capture Theon
>raping Sansa
They were married. to which Sansa consented to. It was not even like sansa's marriage to tyrion where she had no choice.
>>69431261
Why is Sophie raping Smirkfu?
>>69431261
No after S5 and S6
>>69431243
Man, sorry. I just looked at that photo again and realized that she's really ugly. Thanks!
cocksucker
>>69431297
sophie is lesbo as fuck you didn't know?
Has there been any leaks yet for this week's episode?
>>69431261
Season 1 only
>>69431261
Yes, they've improved the shitty last books.
reminder Cleganebowl is not happening this season
Is there high res gallery/download link to all the art in AWOIAF?
>>69431204
yeah recognised as King of the SOUTH by the north
but Stannis was in the north where he has no business being. He defeated a southern lord from taking winterfell. he should be praised.
Varys is leaving Meereen soon. You know what to do...
>>69431112
He burned and sacked Winterfell.
>>69431337
Yes it is m8.
>>69431261
>ywn get double teamed by d and d
>>69431322
Source?
>>69431294
Well since law is what the ruling lord makes it Sansa would have every right to judge Ramsay if she manages to take back the north.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1833467562/fixing-dorne
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69431261
god he is fucking handsome, i'd pay him to fuck me in the ass gently
>>69431294
Slaughtering Rodrik Cassel and his men before torching Winterfell wasn't part of the order
>>69431334
>improved
please showfag. Dont pretend you have even read the books.
>>69431244
She was from Luxembourg or somewhere in the region.
>>69431337
It's till CONFIRMED
>>69431378
what
is
this
shit
I dropped the show last year. Putting my eggs in the book basket.
>>69431337
reminder that CLEGANEBOWL + WILDFIREBOWL is actually happening this season
How do you guys think the bastard owl is gonna go down?
Dany has a proper nude scene on Sunday.
Hope her tits have gained from her weight as well
>>69431261
SHOO SHOO SLIMEY LIMEY
>>69431003
If she wasn`t one of the most backed actress in porn, she would be the best pornfu.
>>69431420
R+L=J
>>69431426
>Capture d’écran
dumb frogposter
>>69430792
>no matter where he goes in his acting career he will always be known as the weird milkin kid from game of thrones
>>69431337
DELETE THIS
>>69431426
frenchfaggot
Where is the Poot that was Promise?
>>69431378
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1833467562/fixing-dorne
that is fucking hilarious
>>69431449
I'm assuming you mean blacked and tbf she did it before the trash vanilla company. Plus the good thing is we don't have to watch the interracial scenes cause she has so much other good stuff.
Where were you when you realized pic related is Azor Ahai reborn?
>>69431458
how ebin and contrarian of you
>>69431337
>no set photos
>no hints in the trailers
>not mentioned in any leaks
Confirmed for next season
>>69431537
Nice buzzwords reddit
>>69431462
>>69431447
kek.
>>69431420
Has a shitty series ruining ending.
Typically a show thing but it can apply to books too.
>>69431337
but swaglord confirmed it
>>69431378
I know one of them is supposed to be full blown warrior dyke, but what's with the other two?
>>69431539
>no hints in the trailers
Oh no, just in the fucking LAST EPISODE
>>69431383
Theon killed Cassel not Ramsay
>TWOW
>500 different amazing things will happen, all of them exciting
>Season 6
>Barely anything happens aside from Jon rezzing and then fighting Ramsay in ep 9
>Everything else is pointless filler
Why is the show so shit?
>>69431539
Because that would be a huge fucking spoiler maybe?
>>69430705
>two Gillys to split the votes
Nice try Reddit.
>>69431420
>this event makes you drop the books forever
Dany within ten miles of the Iron Throne
Davos dying
Theon not Reeking Ramsay
Anything else I don't really care.
>>69431554
It's ok, don't be sad anon
>>69431657
Because TV is an objectively inferior storytelling medium compared to literature.
>>69431378
I almost wish this happens, it'll be a gloriously train wreck... Fingers crossed for 50 million.
>>69431621
I meant like, shots of the trial by combat arena or some shit. Cleganebowl is def happening but I'm not convinced it's this season. D&D might just pad this out the whole season.
>>69431657
>>TWOW
>>500 different amazing things will happen, all of them exciting
Eh. While it will undoubtedly be better than this S5/S6 shitfest, after ADWD I wouldn't put that much stock in the fat man.
the hound is revealed to be alive by ian mcshane, but the trial by combat is not going to happen
this season is moving way too slow anyway
>>69431447
'Limey' is an English person
> what if, what if Littlefinger kills Sansa?
>>69431668
I hope Theon doesn't become a monster. He needs to keep on becoming a better person.
guys i dont make threads but can we please use this for hte next OP?
GET HYPED http://youtu.be/oa_doqbW29U
>>69431731
that's actually pretty cool she could kill sansa and rape her (maybe even in that order) because he's lusted for her for very long so that would be a pretty ebin creep thing to shock normies
>>69431337
its happening in like next 3 episodes
>>69431784
wtf is that image
jesus fucking christ
Why do D&D give Ramsay so much plot armor? He's probably going to get killed by Jon Snow by the end of the season but most of the shit he's pulled off in the show without repercussions is ridiculous. He's pretty much a cartoon villain. I thought the point of this series was that there are no "good guys" or "bad guys".
>>69431765
the whole idea of him going back to the Iron Islands is ludicrous
>Literally teleports there, this is absolutely no way he could find a boat (North has very few ports)
>even if he could, why the fuck would a Northern ship take himto a hostile kingdom
>Ironborn are a hypermasculine culture that would never respect a leader who was defeated and literally has no balls
If Theon's story ends in any other way than him getting killed by Euron, Yara or Aeron it's stupid.
>>69431808
Here you go good sir.
>>69431802
i like "Snowbowl" more than "Bastardbowl" desu senpai
>>69431837
nope
>Season 6, Episode 7: “The Broken Man”
this ep we will get confirmation of the hounds return but it wont happen till next season
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/the-prince-that-was-promised
kek, the casuals think THIS is the most important theory to asoiaf
>>69431858
One could argue that Ramsay doesn't do evil things for the sake of being evil but because he's a crazy and twisted fuck. Still he's way too much of a gary sue at this point.
>>69431430
Boltons meet Jon and the Wildlings in the field. Ramsay awaits the Umbers to put on a rout. He sees an army approaching and elieves it to be them, but then sees banners of the Vale. The Bolton host attempts to retreat to Winterfell, with half their army getting picked off by their pursuers. They make it and Ramsay yells to open the gates. As he gallops in, he's greeted by an Umber/ Manderly force who were let in the previous night by Osha. His army is now surrounded and gets destroyed. Ramsay survives, but is injured and ordered to trial by combat by Salsa. He obv has no one willing to be his champ and has to fight himself. Jon Snow is his opponent and slays him after a brief but fierce battle.
>>69431856
its beautiful
NAILED IT
the fact that they drew DeeDee picking her nose makes me think its ONE OF US
>>69431858
They needed someone to replace Joffrey as the hate magnet so they can have another moment of epic justice later
>>69431965
>Salsa
Trial by dance off when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8a1us8_N5M
THIS is why I hate normies. This is normiedom peronified.
>>69431930
preston...
>Missandei is Harpy
>Varys knew from the whore who it really was and didn't spill the beans afterwards
>reason for awkward Tyrion scene
>She was a mole since the sack of Astapor and might be a master schemer in disguise or a plant of the warlocks
>HS is part of LF's plan or even an LF plant
>LF knew about the old high septon's business in his brothel, he knew about the what and when
>LF had Olivar on his payroll, also during his testimony
>LF then presented Olenna a way to get back at Cersei
>>69430925
She is just to much for me
Jesus christ
>>69432026
>conleth's face
top fucking kek
>>69431983
>>69431858
reminder: when breaking bad ended, GRRM said he would like to have a character as evil as walter white in his series
he completely rewrote ramsay with full evil plot armour and told D&D
deal with it
>>69432026
And then she seems surprised when he's like whatever bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-SEzX5-dqA&feature=youtu.be
Which one of you fucks made this? No one else calls them D&D.
>>69432072
>le walter white is evil meme
Walter was never that bad, he's about as evil as Book Tyrion, ruthlessly pragmatic and self-interested but not deliberately cruel. In a series with the likes of the bloody mummers, Joffrey, the Boltons, and the Mountain, he's nearly a white knight
>>69431965
>slays him after a brief but fierce battle.
Given Jon's combat experience by this point it should be a very easy battle for him. But considering D&D's boner for Ramsay, they will probably make him as strong and capable as Arthur Dayne.
>>69432053
Those are cool theories and all but you are overestimating D&D
They want to make the plot as simple as possible, with a few SHOCKING twists at most
>>69432026
>....producer? The fuck is this dumb bitch saying? PUBLICIST? DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PUBLICIST?
>>69432111
what?
everyone calls them D&D, from tumblr to reddit to westeros.org, to those weird obscure actress forums on the internet.
the video was made by the stannisbaratheon facebook page iirc
>>69430983
Hi, I really liked Dredd ;)
>>69432111
Almost sounds like Miracle of Sound.
>>69432072
How was Ramsay not already worse than Walter
>>69431324
Is there gonna be an episode this weekend? I thought it was taking a week off for that retarded NBA championship game or whatever it's called again.
>>69432111
>No one else calls them D&D.
everyone calls them that way
we do call them jews and DABID AND DAB
>>69432170
>and as for you, MaMa...Judgement Time.
Cast Karl Urban in GoT, and make it good.
>>69432147
reminder: talisa was a spy sent by tywin
why are all these normie media outlets shilling this 'Bran made Aerys mad' theory?
there are no weirwoods in the Red Keep's throne room, fuck off with this.
How powerful would Rohan be in terms of GOT?
>GoT will never have thousands and thousands of men charge into battle
Friendly reminder that the only reason you contrarian autists like the books more is because you know Martin will never get off his fat ass and finish them, so you can imagine the perfect ending to a basic ass series that's been running for like 20 years now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8a1us8_N5M
jesus christ
>>69432281
There were no weirwoods at the tower of joy either, you mong.I agree with you though it's retarded.
>>69432294
literally Dothraki tier.
>>69432281
Where is the weirwood tree at the tower of joy, in sunny as fuck Dorne?
>>69432281
>muh weirdwoods
>>69432281
>weirwoods at the ToJ
>>69432319
>>69432337
not canon
>>69432281
Right
Targaryens are always fucking batshit crazy. This isn't anything new.
>>69431420
the show being better than the shitty books already made me drop the books
>>69432294
Highgarden has like 80k soldiers
>>69432295
>hey guys here is the autistic showfag again
>>69432281
There's no tree internet in the show.
It's just literal omniscience.
>>69430705
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10192069/
>No Doreah
Shit list
In the show you don't need weirwoods to see the past, in fact I would bet they never even called them that in the series.
>>69432383
>arguing canon in a show supported by the original author
>>69432319
>>69432337
The tower door is wierewood
>>69431154
Ned's father and mother were first cousins. In Westeros it's only "incest" between brother and sister. Marrying cousins is seen as a weird thing to do, but it's not that bad a thing in-universe.
>>69431420
>What is football season.
t. grrm
>>69432425
Gurm can't support his own fat ass let alone the show, at this point I bet he doesn't even watch it.
>>69430705
STILL NO FUCKING DACEY.
>>69432425
the show is dah show and dah bucks are dah bucks
new to got threads
the fuck is d&d
>>69431426
cleganebowl not happening until season 7
>>69432443
HOEDOOR
Reminder that Stannis' last order to Davos wast to ask Jon for help
>>69432295
>implying Stephen King isn't going to finish it
>>69431858
Because the show lives on shock value, so since Ramsay is a physcho with no meaningful background in the show, that turned him into a favourite.
Notice how Ramsay in the show is not really a character, but just a device to generate shock, whenever he's in a scene, you are expecting shit to go down, and if it doesn't, it'ss because even bigger shit will go down in the future.
>>69432490
>AAHHHH HELP ME JON
A cuck to the end.
>>69432464
dumb and dumber
>>69431530
You're not quite far off if my theory is right just FYI. Here is a quick copy pasted recap of it.
Anyone else notice that Jon came back in approximately the same time as Roose being killed? Then Jon seems less gormless and less aware of his surroundings when he comes back. He also lost his obsession with duty and decided to leave the watch after being a 'vengeful cunt' as one anon described him.
I'm starting to think the reason there was such a drastic change in Jon's personality was that his soul was broken when he was killed and in order to repair it fully the lord of light needed to use other souls. I'm 99% sure that Jon has parts of Roose Bolton's soul inside of him which is causing his drastic personality changes.
It also leads up to the poetry moment when Jon kills Ramsay that he is not only taking revenge for the Starks but also taking revenge for the Boltons.
I am really looking forward to this new Jon Bolton character and see where this new cunning takes the show.
Anyone else notice this? Is this a good theory?
>>69432420
there were weirwoods in season 1 and in season 2 sansa asks to go to the weirwood to pray for ned
>>69432462
>>69432413
literally who?
>>69432295
What a babe
>>69432464
The showrunners
>>69432516
I don't think you know what cuck means
>>69432525
Face it. After Stark n buds got rekt for 5 + seasons they will win in the longrun
>Bran will figure out a lot. He may not fight. But his sights and wisdom will massivly help
>Arya will become an assassin. Not like she wants (i.e not perfect) but she will become much bigger soon (example: Killing some big player)
>Jon Snow or Stark will defeat Ramsay and will be part of defeating or figuring out what to do about the Nights King
>Sansa will realize her sins against her family (betraying her father. Sucking up to Joffrey) and will become a woman and not just a brat
>Theon (ill count him) is going to change things. He will redeem himself. Perhaps die in battle or maybe grow old at Winterfell
Lannisters are all but dead or weak
Baratheons are gone (Gendry maybe but hes still a bastard (
Targs are shit and nobody ca4es
Most other houses are chill or just useless shits
We have been seeing starks getting destroyed because when they win or do big things everyone will love it. Ramsay being edgy is clickbait reacion. But something like Arya killing someone we hate would be bigger
>>69432539
Matey, are you that fuck who didn't show in the park the other day? You promised a fight.
>>69432525
you are retarded
>>69432464
Dick and Dom.
D A R K S T A R
God bless yall. Any leaks for the next episode?
>>69432579
bogeys
>>69432399
>Highgarden
>80k
more 50 soldiers who get btfo by sparrow zergrush
>didlydaaargh help me mother
>oh noes, we lost Mace, all our heirs and the army
>our plotline just went extinct in a casual yet shocking way
>>69432571
jaime gets a good end
>>69432281
>>69432319
In the show the greenseer power is a connection with all of nature, not just weirwoods specifically
I'd much rather have my flashbacks delivered to me in a manner where a character is interacting with them, not just a contextless flashback that gives you no greater context. Bran being present in the background of the Tower of Joy sequence gave it a better connection to the present-day story.
You faggots need to stop acting like changes from the book are bad simply because they're different from the source material. A TV show is not a book. They couldn't have presented the Tower of Joy as it was in the novel, because that was a dream overlayed with Ned's inner monologue. That wouldn't have worked in a visual medium.
>>69432617
Oi, you. We'll have none of that in this here general , you hear?
>>69432575
You'll probably forget my post but I assure you when I'm proven right later this season or the next I'll be laughing hard as I remember your post.
>>69432187
You be be fucking joking
>>69432571
Also as much as people say they arent good...
>First family we have any connection to
>Everyone has motives we can understand. Even if they arent always right
>Scenes like Jons goodbye to Robb or Bran and such are more touching than most others
>Winterfell falling is tragic. And is one of the most talked about areas of the show
>Ned was a fan fave
>Robb was too and so is Jon Arya etc
Anyone acting like Starks arent the focus or have some more importance are kidding themselves
>>69432617
It would have worked if they just had the tower or joy scene in season 1 as the opening to an episode after Ned got fucked up by the lannister guards, and it could've been interrupted by Ned waking up
>>69432617
Agreed. Lots of complaints but most of them are nonsensical when you question how it would be presented in a tv format.
>>69432593
I legit heard people playing this in Waterstones just the other day. First time in years.
>>69432295
I like the show, but the books are 10 times better, not even kidding.
It's much more consistent and looks like database a lot whereas show is a fanfic
>>69431378
> two people pledged 10k
Kek
>>69432601
Their army isn't in King's Landing you mong
>>69432673
They do it every year mate. Also IIRC they've taken off some stupid american holiday weekend too a few times. Memorial day or something? So if that's not already past look forward to that break too I guess.
>>69432187
they had double the ratings of the nba playoffs so really no need to take off
>>69432681
I don't think anyone thought otherwise
It's not going to be simple as them just being heroes though.
