Truly a big guy for us all
The Normies
I looked for you on the flight plan,” Bane said to them.
“We were not there,” Ser Maimen answered.
“Woe to the masketta man if we had been,” said Ser Smee.
"I came down to crash the plane," Bane told them.
"Our planes do not crash so easily," said Ser Bill.
“Ser Juan Ovyu is fled to Gotham, with Dr. Pavleer. I thought you might have flown with him.”
“Ser Juan is a good man and true,” said Ser Smee.
“But not of the CIA,” Ser Maimen pointed out. “The CIA does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Bill. He donned his belt.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Maimen.
Bane’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow guns in hand. They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said Ser Bill Wilson, the Agent of the Morning. He unsheathed Loyalty and held it with both hands. The pistol was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now for you.”
>>69426306
How memeworthy is this character? I've never watched the show
PREVIOUS THREAD
>>69423889
>>69423889
>>69423889
>it's a Daenerys is wrong but nobody tells her episode
PROMISE ME NED
Preston
REMINDER:
Cleganebowl is NOT happening this season
do NOT get hype. The faith militant will still be a thing next season.
>>69426339
>How memeworthy is this character?
extremely.
>>69426403
what is that?
So how exactly do Jon and Westeros fight off the Others and their million wight army without dragons?
Looks like meat's back on the menu, Ned!
>Bran goes back in time unsupervised
>witnesses Benjen letting Lyanna and Rhaegar go with Wylis packing their things
>knowing that Benjen could have prevented Robert's Rebellion and the demise of his house, but chose not to, Bran decides to take it upon himself
>Bran calls Wylis "Wylis! Wylis! Wylis!"
>Wylis doesnt hear him
>Bran shouts "Hodor!!"
>Wylis hears him
>"Hodor?"
>Bran wargs into Wylis and stops Rhaegar and Lyanna
>in their POV Wylis went apeshit and is grabbing Lyanna by the wrist
>"I'm sorry Wylis" Benjen whispers as he drew his sword and hits Wylis with the hilt
>Bran is smacked thorugh space and time and is thrown from across the room, landing beside Hodor
>Hodor looks at him and says "Hodor"
>>69426394
>episode
season or show
the cunt is always wrong
>>69426407
>>69426441
The First Men and the Children managed to do it fine with dragonglass.
>>69426438
TOP
First for JonCon
http://www.georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/
>>69426441
kek who cares? That plotline is ditched. Jon is fucking off elsewhere
You conniving motherfucker, you cheeky little cunt.. I've been elbow deep in that fat bitch's gaping cunt for the last 12 hours, trying to figure out if she were really going into labor or she just enjoyed the company while taking a huge painful shit. THEN YOURE GONNA KILL HER? JUST LIKE THAT? fuck you m8, "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM A BIG BOY NOW WITH MY BIG BOY PANTS" whats babby's gonna say? "LOOK AT ME IM LORD BOLTON NOW"? What? you thought Karstark here will go "WOAH RAMSAY IS PRETTY BASED! I WOULDNT WANT TO PICK A FIGHT WITH THIS PERSON"? fucking leech, I was in there, A DOZEN HOURS! DOZEN, trying to get the stench off my nose coming from that fucking disgusting snatch, WHAT YA LOOKING AT KARSTARK? fite me irl faget, FUCK YOU RAMSAY and fuck that sour snatch bitch
>>69426441
FUCKING OBSIDIAN DAGGERS M8
Why did they kill him again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twvYW4nnFL0
>>69426441
Dual wielding
>>69426467
They don't have dragon glass anymore. Not enough anyway.
>>69426461
At least after ADWD he realized his mistake and never again set a deadline for himself to avoid disappointing the fans.
He's learning.
DAILY REMINDER
Bran's actor confirmed that R+L=J theory is about to be btfo soon
>>69426510
Loras Tyrell is the key to all of this.
>>69426520
just like when everybody told us Jon was dead :^)
>>69426516
>to avoid disappointing the fans
You mean to avoid work and responsibility.
>>69426520
No, he said there would be an unexpected reveal. Isaac has literally never picked up the books and showplebs are so fucking dense that the obvious R+L will blow their minds like some sort of huge plot twist
>>69426573
Maybe both. He's a lazy fat fuck but he does seem to care about his fans.
Why did they bring him back so fast? There was no tension. Literally retarded.
>>69426559
Jon WAS dead.
Daily reminder that Stannis is still alive and those of you who insisted that he died will pay the traitors' price yourselves when he comes back.
Every man shall reap what he has sown.
>"Ser Arthur, I'm Robert's Rebellion."
>>69426581
>show
>obvious
more like out of nowhere and inconsequential to them
>>69426441
Lots of dragon glass on Dragonstone
You'd have to take it over from whatever Stannis has left there first, but ultimately Jon needs to get through the Lannisters to get to Dragonstone
>>69426441
who cares, the Others will be a non-issue solved within five episodes is S7. Gotta make more space of Jon x Dany shipping.
>>69426605
Even IF he comes back and that's a pretty big if, who's gonna fight for him? Literally who?
>>69426605
>LARP autist
>>69426605
>Every man shall reap what he has sown.
And Stannis did, which is why he died
Reminder that Jaime defeated Cthulu and could beat Aragon too.
>>69426581
No, he specifically said "it's not what fans have kind of already knew all along"
which can be none other than the R+L=J theory that fans have suspected for 20 years
>there are people who think the books are better than the series
>>69426507
He´s no Khal
>idiots think the point of Arya's last scene was that she wants to kill the waif
Are viewers really so retarded that a majority of them can't understand that scene? Maybe the creators are right to dumb the show down then.
reposting our song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-SEzX5-dqA&feature=youtu.be
>>69426666
yes its going to be R+L=J M
>>69426528
>>69426632
Loras holds Dragonstone rn
>>69426632
So he's going to manage to get through the Lannisters and Tyrells all the way to Dragonstone, mine fuck tons of dragon glass, shape the shit into usable weapons, and make it back into to still have an army to stop the Others?
Fucking hell Id rather there be dragons under winterfell
Who Jons mother is is pretty inconsequential at this point
>>69426605
THEY WILL PAY THE IRON PRICE!
STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
>>69426666
What was he supposed to say?
"It kinda IS what fans were expecting all along?" Issac is going to blow open the biggest secret and mystery in asoiaf? A series that started before he was fucking born?
>>69426701
M is so boring though
>>69426689
>he thinks arya's list is consistent
>>69426628
I know I'm reposting, but
>I looked for you on the flight plan,” Bane said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Maimen answered.
>“Woe to the masketta man if we had been,” said Ser Smee.
>"I came down to crash the plane," Bane told them.
>"Our planes do not crash so easily," said Ser Bill.
>“Ser Juan Ovyu is fled to Gotham, with Dr. Pavleer. I thought you might have flown with him.”
>“Ser Juan is a good man and true,” said Ser Smee.
>“But not of the CIA,” Ser Maimen pointed out. “The CIA does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Bill. He donned his belt.
>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Maimen.
>Bane’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow guns in hand. They were seven against three.
>“And now it begins,” said Ser Bill Wilson, the Agent of the Morning. He unsheathed Loyalty and held it with both hands. The pistol was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now for you.”
>>69426705
In the books, who knows who the fuck currently owns Dragonstone in the show
I have a theory that Dany might be the worst character in history of fiction.
>>69426742
fair point
>>69426666
>No, he specifically said "it's not what fans have kind of already knew all along"
The average showfan thinks Jon is Ned's bastard. That's what "fans have kind of already knew all along".
It's going to be a disappointing R+L, mark my words. D&D aren't clever enough to pull off anything else.
Who's got that pic of the Night's Watch mutineers hanging with the guitars and mics shopped on? Cheers
Where the fuck has CIA been this season?
"Maester Qyburn, men call me Darkstar, and I Am of the night"
>>69426808
vale next ep
>>69426808
climbing the ladder
What do you think is Aidan Gillen's opinion about baneposting?
>>69426808
In the Vale getting an army.
>>69426808
D&D are not clever enough to write CIA scenes
>>69426605
I would piss on his corpse. Useless pretender
>>69426788
>theory
it's a fact
>>69426671
bad b8 m8
>>69426757
That's not what I said, but I dunno, maybe the idiots think that. Maybe you're one the idiots.
>>69426839
he probably dislikes that such a small and insignificant role is one of his most well known
Daily reminder
>Boltons are legit nigger muslim tier
>Starks are the main good guys or closest to it
>DnD and GRRM are edge lords
>Starks will win in the endgame
>Ramsay is a bad charachter. I mean badly written
>If Umbers and Cuckstacks do join boltons they are shit
>Stannis should have one of his battles. Doing so would have done good for the realm
>Dany would be a shit queen who would cause harm.
>The Others and Dragons are not enemies but eachothers equals
>>69426832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HRJWHCZ7fS
Later today Spanish man will have spoilers right?
I can't wait to be disappointed like I was last week.
implying you wouldn't /got/
>>69426863
farts
>>69426729
The Tyrells are likely going to be fighting a 3 war front by the end of the season
Euron will invade Oldtown, the SNELS could go for Highgarden, and the rest of their army will be deployed in Kings Landing fighting the High Sparrows
That leaves the Lannisters, and if the leaks about Littlefinger and House Arryn's army saving Jon at the bastardbowl are true, Jon could easily take the Lannisters alone with Robin Arryn's army
>>69426874
I shabboozh
>>69426441
they can't even cross the wall, theres magic runes that prevent them(same with bloodraven's cave)
WINTERBOWL
REVENGEBOWL
STARKS = DIRECTLY DESCENDED FROM THE OTHERS
ICE IS NAMED AFTER A SWORD THE STARKS OWNED DURING THE AGE OF HEROES
OTHERS WIELD SWORDS MADE OF ICE
BRANDON "ICE EYES" STARK SAME WORD USED TO DESCRIBE THE OTHERS
"They were the Kings in the North for thousands of years," Maester Luwin said, lifting the torch high so the light shone on the stone faces. Some were hairy and bearded, shaggy men fierce as the wolves that crouched by their feet. OTHERS were shaved clean, their features gaunt and sharp-edged as the iron longswords across their laps... Hard men for a hard time. Come." GAUNT IS OFTEN USED TO DESCRIBE THE 'OTHERS'.
THEON IS TERRIFIED WHEN HE SEES THE OLD OLD STARKS IN THE CRYPTS IN HIS FEVER DREAM
>Implying Benjen Stark isn't far away and deep in the North in search of the font of power of the White Walkers.
SNARKS = STARKS
GRRM'S ULTIMATE ROOSE
GET READY
GET HYPED
>>69426832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HRJWHCZ7fS
>>69426874
THE SKOARCH
>>69426887
you'll never hear from him again, he's been shipped off to HBO's gulags
>>69426919
there are pics of the night's king being in Bloodraven's cave
so I guess it doesn't work at some point
>>69426899
Why would an Arryn army fight for Jon?
>>69426808
Preparing for round 2 of the self destruction of Kingdom
>>69426836
Thank god. CIA is the best character especially now that everyone else is getting BTFO
Why did they make Tyrion a dragontamer anyway? Doesn't really seem like it fits the character.
>THESE AREYA SCENES ARE BORING
>WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT WHAT NAME I DONT GET IT
What actually happened in AFFC and ADWD?
I mean, some 'stuff' sure happened, but happened in it from the narrative perspective
>AGOT - peaceful times are shattered by war and looming threat of Others
>ACOK - War of Five Kings
>ASOS - effectively the end of the War
>AFFC - ???
>ADWD - ???
Also, what was the point of ONE Jaime chapter in ADWD? Did it just randomly slip through editorial?
>>69426922
Autism
>>69426788
She's better when you realize she's supposed to be a villain.
>>69426876
>starks
>good guys
No theyre goatfucking hillmen. They ought to be exterminated or accept civilization.
>>69426968
D a b i d
>>69426306
I dont get it, CIA is not a big guy, bane is?
>>69426984
Gives him something to do and i think i read somewhere that Lannisters claim a bit of Targy blood in them
>>69426899
Why would littlefinger help jon take Dragonstone?
>>69426788
I still don't get how people love her, I try to explain to showfags how awful she really is but nope they love their Khaleesi and she can do no wrong
>>69426968
Because Howland Reed and/or CIA will reveal Jon's true heritage, and because D&D are shit writers and want to create conflict, they'll just make the Arryn's roll with it so Jon can have a legit army to fight the Lannisters 1v1 with
>>69427048
how awful is she? explain to me
>>69426977
He became my favorite after Stannis died
>>69426984
Why did they make Nettles a dragontamer? Doesn't really seem like it fits the character
>>69426839
I always wondered this, Tom seems to enjoy it but I don't think Aiden does
>>69426919
The wall is coming down soon.
best dude coming through
>>69426899
thats good and all but the Wall is coming down this season.
So how is Jon going to do all of that shit before this season ends in time to actually fight them?
>>69426874
Is there any watchable movie with him in lead? I kinda want to know the man behind the legend
>>69427092
that's not alfie allen?
>>69427092
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69427071
Nettles was a Targ bastard
>>69427066
She's a 15 yo teenager who dismiss the opinions of the advisors around her because she doesn't find them attractive. She would much rather think of Daario's blue pubes than how to handle the famine that she caused in Meereen by destroying a big part of its economy ( the slave trade ).
any ep4 plot leaks
Don't mind me, just posting this show's last hope.
>>69426476
to reclaim Winterfell so the entire north can fight The Others instead of just the Night's Watch
>>69427180
That's not our boy the Young Griff.
What a pretty baby rhaegar and lyanna made -
>>69427161
everyone else is irrelevant
i wonder how mad stannisfags are when they see this
>>69427215
That's not Daenerys.
>>69427066
Not that guy but I'll try
Dany not only exemplifies both dumb cunt and stronk independant behavior, which makes her a very annoying and obnoxious character to follow, but she is also basically isolated from the rest of narrative, yet bears insane power and will inevitably decide how the story ends. She's like Tom Bombadil, if Tom was a main character in LOTR. Dany can ONLY fuck the plot and make it worse, her character was designed like this for some reason.
To add, she also suffers from no character development or any visible arc besides slowly creeping in power
>>69426306
Why is CIA so obsessed with Harrenhall
>>69427244
it was on the table once
>>69426403
is this a trap?
>>69427234
>normies love jon
your point?
>>69427192
Thats so boring though he should go to Dorne for the bad pussy
>>69427166
Hello LonelyStrategos.
>>69427180
>still no Victarion Feeljoy
>>69427244
Why does CIA look like such a faggy try-hard in every photo
Im kind of bothered by Kit's facial hiar, why does it look like neckbeard?
>>69427234
Not mad
Just hate seeing his stupid face, besides showfags have shit taste
>>69426987
she wants to kill people on her list. The waif '''''said'''',' to her;
-I want you to kill someone.
Arya's answer;
-What name would you want me to speak?
litterally; Name me the person I must kill
>>69427282
kek i just copypasted something from reddit
>>69427201
There will be no Young Griff in show... And also no Victarion :'(
>>69427287
>Faggy try hard
>Eating an ice cream bar
Wat
>>69427244
why doesn't littlefinger just smile for the picture
>>69426666
confirmed Bran wants the D... theory
>>69427192
others? You must mean White Walkers. This is quite clearly a TV board, bloody OAF
>>69427296
His beard hasn't properly filled out yet.
>>69427215
>implying Targ aryan would ever produce a manlet
Ned and Jon are the most boring characters in the entire show, with their only flaws actually being virtues like loyalty and honesty. Really fucking stupid shit.
>Impying Euron actually went and cut his crew's tounges out right in the sea
>The whole fucking team
How the fuck do D&D think this happened? Jesus.
Stannis is dead
>Found dead and bloody
>Ramsay strips him hangs him upside down
>Burns him with his tiny cock to see
>>69427316
and the name....IS ARYA!!!!!
Where can I find the winds of winter chapters?
>>69427354
Nah Ned is stupid and treats Jon like shit.
Jon is the stereotypical fantasy hero though.
>>69427384
on the internet
>>69426689
>"give the girl a name"
i'm ready of a mission stick bitch
too many retards watch this show the writters are getting walking dead bad
>>69427261
I SHUPPOSE
>>69427215
>still a bastard
kek. Might as well be Gentry.
>>69426919
Reminder that the Walkers actually can.
Even according to the legend, the Night's king had his Other bride come across the Wall to the Nighfort, so there is a way
>>69427333
because fuck you, that's why
>>69427354
you haven't seen Punished Jon in action yet though
Rykker1 from BrettyGood/Reddit told me that you all had no clue what your talking about.
>>69427397
>Jon is the stereotypical fantasy hero though.
Which is why he's boring as shit. He's even more annoying in the books. But he is much younger and you are getting his unedited thoughts. The things that happen around him are interesting but as a character, Jon is not.
>ToJ
Did they fire they choreographer or something?
>>69427346
5'8" is not manlet size
>>69427459
...
>>69427338
You mean /got/, Pissdrinker?
Ramsay kills
Ghost with his bow
Wunwun slicing his neck
12 other people in combat
Will kill rickon too
>>69427477
>>69427338
The Others because we are not show plebs that need things dumbed down for us.
>>69427520
nigga this makes no more sense than dankstar
>>69427316
Congrats, you got it. Unlike 70% of /got/
>>69427473
if you are under 6" you are a manlet, you manlet
big guy
>>69427502
>Ramsay kills
>Ghost with his bow
Look I can appreciate when Boltons fuck Starks' shit up, but this plot armored pranking is getting out of hand.
Next time he'll kill the fucking Seven just so D&D can squeeze some reactions from showplebs.
>>69427520
Why didn´t he shot her with a crossbow before?
>>69427520
kekerekes
>>69427520
>she didn't fly so good
every time I come to /tv/ someone adds a new layer to this shit
What was the point of the direwolfs in the show. Seems like they were just introduce as a birth certificate to tell there starks and to be killed off.
>>69427520
Why didn't he shoot her before throwing her off?
>>69427000
GRRM slowly moved characters around so there could be another war
Ramsay owns
Ghost
Wunwun
Rickon
12 more wilding shits
Beats Jon Snow in sword combat
>Have female co-worker, we're kind bffs at work
>she tells me she literally shlicked to the fact that Jon is still alive after all
what the FUCK am I supposed to do with this kind of information??
>>69427084
the Horn wakes the giants not smashes the wall. but yes that would be the one thing to unite all the kingdoms
>>69427631
Because planning more than 1 episode ahead is for pussies
>>69427633
>>69427625
True CIA fans are aware that his gun had blanks, because the slide did not recoil
>>69427657
and what the fuck are WE supposed to do with your information?
>>69427631
D&D don't like the wolves.
>>69427631
They're the totem animals of the starks children. They represent their strength. After Sansa's wolf dies, her life soon turns to shit.
>>69427694
It's direwolf you pleb
>>69427657
A chick is willing to say she masturbated to Jon Snow to you and you don't know what to do with that knowledge?
The most important thing, is she hot?
>>69427706
What does Needle represent?
>>69427657
it's obvious, you gotta start cosplaying as jon snow for work
report back on progress
>>69427234
daily reminder that Jon is a walking corpse and a puppet of a someone like bloodraven
And where is this bastard?
>>69427657
>not know the obvious that he will be back
Jesus Christ people are this stupid?
>>69427657
That's something she'd tell her girlfriends. You're in the friend zone, don't worry about it Jorah.
>>69427756
who are you calling a bastard?
>>69427593
What's the difference between a short man and a manlet?
I'm 5'10- statistically just a little over average height in my country. As it stands, I'm taller than many people, especially women, and shorter than some men, though often not by much.
But according to 4chan, especially /fit/, I would be a manlet. What does this label itself do? People don't really seem to comment on my height, I've even been called tall by short people. And it doesn't really prevent me from talking to women, I do pretty okay there.
So what exactly does this /fit/ meme do?
>>69427755
daily reminder to fuck off Preston
>>69427729
your dick
>>69427729
REVENGE DABID REVENGE
>>69427659
But preston said waking giants means earthquake which will bring down the wall?
>>69427756
Cut. He got into a money fight with D&D and they told him to walk.
>>69427473
>mfw 6.1 non-manlet Stannerman masterrace
>>69427768
kek
>>69427755
This.
Jon is a villain and needs to return to his death.
>>69427756
Becoming the most swole nigga in westeros
>>69427771
>I'm 5'10- statistically just a little over average height in my country
Are you fucking chinese or something?
>>69426796
>>69427771
4chan - anything less than 6'2
Real life - 5'8 is probably a borderline to be seen as 'normal'. Anything less and you're 'short'
Reminder Jon Snow is not Jon Snow but is in fact a villain using his corpse for his own Agenda
feel with me, brothers
>>69427756
He's rowing towards the sun (shadows facing towards camera). If I remember correctly, he was released in the wee hours of the morning, when the sun would be east.
He started rowing towards Essos. I doubt he ever made it across the Narrow Sea, considering he started in what's called SHIPBREAKER BAY
>>69427771
I see that it makes you rage, manlet.
>>69427833
canadian
>>69427755
If jon is in ghost, why isn't ghost freaking out that jon is alive?
>>69427837
5'8'' is short af senpai
source: I'm 5 fucking 8
>>69427629
he looks better when he's older
>Sansa is no longer pure in the show
WHAT THE HECK DABI
alright, /got/
we're all pretty much in agreement that Bran gets a little too cocky with his greenseeing, and he gets caught peeking by the Night's King, right? We see him grab his shoulder in a couple of the trailers
this probably leads to the wights attacking Bloodraven's tree. Bye bye, Von Sydow
But where do you think Bran will go from there? Is he gonna try and head for the wall? Head even further into the winterlands with Leaf? Will D&D kill another fucking direwolf?
>>69427909
Still pure if she didn't enjoy it.
>>69427803
I can't believe that little shit would honestly try and push his luck. The best he's done was season 1 of Skins.
>>69427839
>>69427755
The blogger Yezen has a three-part essay series on why the bodysnatcher of Jon's corpse is actually Bran. Part 2 is really shit tinfoil but Part 1 and 3 are solid.
>>69427860
Sir Dead of House As Fuck
>>69427629
I'd like to give Aiden my big guy, if you know what I'm saying
>>69427837
5'10 is the "normal" borderline m8.
5'8 is short
>>69427180
BRUTHA!
>>69427922
How is Bran going to move?
>>69427909
>Implying she is in the books
>>69427922
He will romance leaf
>>69427261
It's off the table now as well.
>>69427836
You are a true gentleman, I thank you!
>>69427980
Hodor? Holding on to Summer for dear life?
>>69427909
she isn't pure in real life either fag
in fact they probably had to soil her in the show because she couldn't actually act pure anymore she is so tainted in real life
>>69427885
which is full of chinks
>>69427994
It was only a shupposhition.
>>69427982
Harry the Heir is about to get in dat ass
>>69426888
>4chan.webm
https://ciaplanescenemeaning.wordpress.com/
>>69427956
5'10 is less than 5'8, ye shit
cast him
>>69428011
That is what I have said
What if we get a flashback to the inside of Tower of Joy, and what we find isthe Cleganebowl?
>>69427215
>They told me you paid the Iron Price
>I AM THE IRON PRICE BRUTHA
>>69428004
SOphie is lesbo as fuck
>>69428046
12 inches in a foot
>>69427860
feeling
>>69427860
feelin
>>69428017
You poor sweet girl.
>>69428075
oh, right
I was thinking as a Metric masterrace European
>mfw episode 2
So they're going full fantheories?
Cleganebowl is actually going to happen?
Who /took Storm's End/ here?
>>69428048
Howland Reed or JonCon
>>69428062
LIQUID!
>>69428135
Milo?
>>69428135
right here
>>69427244
you dont eat your fucking ice cream before you pay for it.
Who does he think he is?
Stannis is dead
Rekt
Army destoyed
Family dead
Army dead
Rekt
Killed by a woman
Destroyed by 20 men
Owned
Raped
Killed
Gone
Stannisfags rekt
>>69428201
You can when you're CIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I93RFzrPQqw
How did this show get so bad so fast
