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That's not what it says here.
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TWO WORDS:
INTERNET
ROLE
PLAY
CHAT
ROOM
DAWG
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>>69418264

We have your chat log right here. You said, quote

>I am a big guy for you

What did you mean by this?
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Didn't Chris Hansen get busted for some kind of child related crime?
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>that delicious moment when the perp realises that they can no longer wriggle out of the situation because Chris has the chatlog.
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>>69418218
And i'm saying "Mmmm these are homebaked"
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i knew what it was
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>>69418320
He was caught cheating on his wife with an intern or something.
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Did they ever catch a black guy?
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>>69418634
Yes, a few.

I remember there was one in the beach investigation and he started asking Chris if he could give him a lift home or to the station or something.
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>My sides
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>You say "I want to blank your brains out"
>You think that's appropriate conversation... for a 13 year old girl?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPUZYSZLrJA
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>>69418218
The best excuse
>"I've only done it with my wife"
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>>69418814
>mfw mfw when
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>let go of the keys
>they're my keys
>LET GO OF THE KEYS
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Best part is when the pedo knows there's cops outside, gets the to floor calmly with his arms up and they still smash him.
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ATLANTIC CITY
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>>69418736
>I was just coming over to tell her I wasn't coming over
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>>69418869
No the best excuse is
>"I'm dating a nigger, a young black woman"

>>69418888
Fuck, whoops.
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>>69418979
>"I've came here to tell that i wouldnt come"
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>>69418979
>Did you ever do any work on Kindergarden Cop?

>I saw the movie.
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>it's a sweet tea episode
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>I came here to talk her out of it
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>>69418264
Putting the hat back on after pulling his shirt over his face is what kills me with this scene.
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>>69418814
His accent, his face, his drawl

I fucking love Chips Handon
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when will they learn?
https://youtu.be/Gs6t8B-SUtI
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>oops

favorite guy, he shows zero remorse.
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I like rape!
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Episode without Hansen when? If you catch my drift
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>>69419086
He's so good. Voice is perfect when he reads the chat-logs, too
I can't wait for Hansen v Predator. Hopefully he hasn't lost his touch.
It'll be great to watch it with /tv/ when the episodes come out.

>>69418264
>We are filming

>>69419111
creepy
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When the fuck can we see Hansen vs Predator?
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>DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM?
>no
>I MUST GO SHOPPING
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>>69418677
>>69418686
Wait there's a beach episode? I need to see this
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>>69419095
this dude here
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>>69419193
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I WAS JUST GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!
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>>69419174
>What makes you think this is ok?

No one on earth reads that statement like him.

I hope he's still got it I look forward to the /tv/ stream.
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>I can't control my horny level

fuck this show was hilarious
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>>69418814
> I'd like to suck *bleep* *bleep* my nipples *bleep*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI81FJpv_Sk

Young-retarded-bill-bob-thornton opens up in a nice conversation....

...in swaggers Chris: "you seemed pretty confident on the internet"
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>>69418218
What happens for them in jail?
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>that episode with the rabbi
>can practically see his life pass before his eyes when the cameras enter the room and he attempts to put his hands over the lenses while looking like hes gonna have a stroke
>c-come on guys
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I don't want this cookie anymore.
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>>69419327
>falls as he leaves
>tries to walk away all casual
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>>69419325
sensationalist media at its best.
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>"Did you bring the condoms?"
>"Yeaahhhhh"
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>>69419385
I don't have a last name
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>>69419385
How do you call this haircut?
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>You're naked, there's a 14 year old girl, you're chasing a cat around, you've got... cool whip, and you want this girl to do some sex act with the cat and then you'll have sex with her
>is that.. accurate?

>>69419325
Honestly that rabbi was pretty scary, particularly with that slow tone he takes with Hansen.
He was one of the only people from memory who really got in their face, too.
A lot less scary after you see that topless photo though.

>>69419385
>I don't have a last name
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No hug for me?
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Literally nothing wrong with fucking 14 year olds, legal in half of the civilized world. Americans are just fucked up about all sexuality.

>mfw americans don't regularly get naked and go in a hot room with their friends and drink beer and have lengthy discussions about life
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>>69419407
best part was when the rabbi was helplessly trying to cover his face while on his fit of rage.
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>After that; Chris came out and he realised he wasn't going to get anything for his birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Od_Rhxbco
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>>69419327
What the fuck is wrong with his eye?
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Richer Breault

nevr4get

He's the only one I felt bad for, and it's kind of silly because I think he was like 19 trying to meet a 15.
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>>69419299
FUCKING NORMIE BITCH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>69419400
The 90's mallrat
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>>69419453
http://www.hark.com/clips/vftcdxbmbn-no-hug-for-me
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>>69419453
now is not the time for hugs, that comes later
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>>69419325
I honestly think he went blind for a brief moment because his brain couldn't handle what just happened
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bayjones on JUST watch
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>>69419467
He practically fell over himself.
Guess there's more than his face out there now, huh?

>>69419477
I believe 13, but yeah. Pretty easy to feel bad for him when you've got 8 minutes of him breaking down and crying.
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What about the guy that had the letter in his car?

"I am not a pedo, I was going to tell this girl no and to stop talking in chat rooms"
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>>69419527
JOHN CENAAAAAAA
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Do you guys have a favorite 'predator realizes they're fucked' moment?

Mine is either that doctor smashing his sunglasses or

>You want to be a television reporter?
>Yeah
>Have you ever been on TV before?
>No
>Well this is one of those good news, bad news situations John. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC
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>>69419660
That's actually mine too. Do you have a video of that? I was looking for it the other day. Was that from the beach investigation?
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>>69419660
>>69419678
All good mate, I found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tUE3J63JN8

2:50.
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The absolute madman
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>>69419532
I don't feel sorry for the other hebes and ephebes when they break down, but you can tell Richer has a bright future and it's just slipping away. Even if it was 13/14, my dude was only 19.
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>>69419718
>his shoes were untied
i bet he was naked in that mcdonalds but was caught or just felt that something was not right.
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>>69419699
I think it's the locale; had the best paedos


The first guy in the video; worried it's a sting lol.

>but as he's about to find out: everything isn't cool
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>>69419678
>>69419660
>>69419699
Something else I love about ikeman is how familiar his vernacular is to me.
>Like there's this show the daily show they make fun of the news but it really is the news
>Yeah so I usually dnot worry about stuff like that but it was like so awkward
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>>69419194
It's amazing I think the guy hides under the boardwalk at one point.
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>>69419770
You can only imagine what was going through his mind the second the decoy stood up and walked away.That was also the investigation with the dude asking for a lift after Hansen was done with him.

So fucking good.

I have no idea how TCAP stays so amusing and satisfying to watch despite having seen it countless times.
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NO RUBER
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OH CWAP
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>>69419851
>I have no idea how TCAP stays so amusing and satisfying to watch despite having seen it countless times.


Yeah you do.

Same reason I can watch these video's a thousand times.

It's Chris' cocky demeanor as he delivers the end of these people's lives.
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>>69419718
>'I just came to get somethin to eat'
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>>69419851
>You can only imagine what was going through his mind the second the decoy stood up and walked away
Made more amusing that when he and the decoy meet they seem to get off to a decent start, and the fact that he doesn't seem to meet many girls. He seemed nervous but excited.

Then she just gets up and walks away, he feels dumb and tricked.
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>>69419921
Also pedophile retardation
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hi_buddy_waz_up
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>>69419921
Yeah, you're right.
He's just so fucking good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NljSvoipfDo
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>suck on your blank and feel the tummy
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>>69420069
>I'm not a real predator
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Wasn't there a kickstarter for a new season or something? What happened to that?
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>>69420203
I think the last update said they'd gotten about 10 or so people and they were currently editing the episode together.

No episodes have been released yet
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>>69420203
It's a new show called Hansen vs Predator. They've already recordee the first episode and now they're just trying to find a studio that is willing to put their show on the air.
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>>69420010
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>>69420232
>>69420229
great news, I thought it was abandoned or something
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>>69420152
>Pajeet
>obviously a Mexican

If you're going to meme then at least do it correctly.
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>>69420327
Nah, it's well on it's way. Hopefully not too far off either, but who knows.

I'm sure there will be plenty of threads about it when it does comes out, as well as streams, so you're not likely to miss it.
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>>69419699
What do the people who are caught normally do afterwards? Kill themselves?
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What are some other shows I can watch where people get arrested for thought crimes?
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>>69420492
That's how the show ended dude. Guy blew his brains out.
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>>69420499
Wasn't he like a politician or something? Unless I'm getting confused with another predator.
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>>69420492
Go to prison?
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>>69420499
>>69420527
is it this one from texas?
https://youtu.be/f8aHFL_BCq0?t=3m17s
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>>69420623
yea.. It's unusual because he didn't go to the house and he probably caught on that he was being entrapped. He was a god damn lawyer.. Respectable type of person who's life would be ruined..
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https://soundcloud.com/olivia-messer/audio

>ywn make your own TCAP episodes
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>>69419299

Fuck He really does look like Billy Bob.
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>>69420495
none, these people commit real crimes.

thoughtcrime is more like pre crime, as in arresting someone under the suspicion they might commit a crime in the future.

you could argue the guy who blew his brains out was a victim of thoughtcrime because he never went to the house, but in the chat logs it is incriminating enough
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>ENTRAPMENT: THE SHOW
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>>69420980
What is the real crime that they commit?
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>>69420495
It's not the same. It's more like when someone gets charged with "attempted murder". They haven't actually hurt anyone yet, but they've taken steps that make it clear that they intend to
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>>69421014
I'm not a lawyer but most of these people show up the house expecting to find an underage child there with chat logs backing up that they are their for sex

that's obviously criminal, you can't spin your way out of that
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>>69421038
Intention of having sex is illegal in the land of the free?
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>>69421003
>I don't know the definition of entrapment: the post
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>>69421070
Intention have having sex with a minor is, unfortunately. I agree with your logic behind it, but unfortunately that's not the way the law is written.
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>>69421070
>sex with a MINOR

yea, just like in Australia you can be underage and send nude photos of yourself and get done for producing child pornography, or the person you send it to get done for possessing child pornography.

>mfw police came to our school to tell us not to send nude selfies cuz we might get put on a sex offenders list
>mfw already done that
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Whaaat! No way
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>>69421111
hot damn would you check those quads!

11:11 is when u make a wish anon, what do you wish for?
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>>69421107
Literally cuck the nation.
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>>69421140
Home baked cookies
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>>69421172
my daughter makes the best home baked cookies

why don't you come over to my house and she'll make a fresh batch for you;)
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>>69419327

WHAT!

NO way!
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Why didn't anyone ever just plead the fifth?
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SOON
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>>69418814
>Is it in the old testament or the new testament
Hansen always delivers with the zingers
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>>69421786
is that billy corgan in the middle bottom?
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This is still the greatest reality show on television.

Daily reminder that Lorne got arrested for your sins.
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>>69421786
This one already gave up
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>>69421786
As did this one
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>>69419327
>genericwhitemale
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>>69419327
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Who /preciouslittleprincess/ here?

@};-
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I like how the same people ITT who say this isn't a thought crime routinely tell people to kill themselves. I hope you sing the same tune when you get arrested for attempted murder/assisted suicide whatever.
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>>69419699
>Have you ever been on TV before?
>No...
>well this is one of those good news bad news things...
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>>69422567
who /cleanestbestpleasure/ here
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>>69422604
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>>69419400
Dipped-in-the-toilet-by-chad
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>>69419299
I just saw this episode actually. That decoy was hot af.
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>>69421003
it's only entrapment if they force the guy into it, these guys openly tell the decoys they want to fuck them without the decoy going "You really want to fuck me don't you big boy"
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>>69422657
why don't you have a seat over there
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>>69422722
too bad she only likes bbc srry boy
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These men are scum. Not only they have an awful taste in girls (liking girls over 12 years old) they also dared to try and abuse them.

Lolis are for admiring from far away. Remember, don't look for more than 3 seconds at a time.
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>>69422773
>Lolis are for admiring from far away

No, you have to go to their tea parties, loli are for listening to.
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>>69422604
if you kill yourself after someone on 4chan told you to you probably fucking deserved it
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>>69422766
even better for me. I can watch.
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>>69422802
steve buscemi pls go, go diddle little apple boys elsewhere.
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>>69422735
First, i think adult women catfishing lonely autists pretending to be teenagers is pretty much entrapment. Have you seen those chat logs? They sure do sound like entrapment to me.

Second, have you seen these guys? How much do you want to bet if the decoys talked to them and said their real age, nothing would change? The dudes would still try to bang them, and still show up. They aren't catching predators they are catching really really sad lonely men, that would probably fuck any willing female. And stuck up teenage girls are the LAST women on earth that would ever actually fuck these guys. They are being busted on a scenario that would never happen.
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>>69420647
>child fucker
>respectable type of person
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COME ON IN

I BAKED SOME COOKIES

I MADE LEMONADE

IM JUST DOING SOME LAUNDRY

HAVE A SEAT

DID YOU BRING PROTECTION

DID YOU BRING BEER
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>>69422856
>brb gonna go stab my brother
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>>69418218
I would quip so hard this fuck would kill himself
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>>69422830
>if you kill yourself after someone on 4chan told you to you probably fucking deserved it

if you meet some stranger from the internet with the intent to fuck them, and they fuck you, you don't probably "deserve" it, you definately do. Stop acting like teenagers are retard infants, they can get drivers licenses for fucks sake. It would be lunacy to let people with as little decision making agency as you seem to apply to teenagers on the road with the rest of us.
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>walk into house
>say i knew it was a sting operation for dateline
>get off completely
>sue NBC and get settlement check
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>>69420623
Police in americunt land just need any reason to bust in and start shooting people. Enjoy that freedumbs amerifats.
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>>69422887
>Have you seen those chat logs? They sure do sound like entrapment to me

kalowoodsman (1:33:42 AM): so would your sis say anything if she saw that? like you giving me head or something?
keri (1:34:05 AM): idk how would she c it?
kalowoodsman (1:34:35 AM): I figure you can probably get out of the house easier if you're taking her somewhere, without your dad saying anything (he WANTS her to bring her NINE year old sister along)
keri (1:34:54 AM): good idea!
kalowoodsman (1:35:05 AM): so, she'd see some things
keri (1:35:16 AM): yea mayb
kalowoodsman (1:35:40 AM): no biggie for her to is it? she's gotta learn sometime
keri (1:35:55 AM): yea i guess ur right
kalowoodsman (1:36:27 AM): might as well be with her sis and the right guy
keri (1:36:41 AM): ya i guess lol
kalowoodsman (1:37:04 AM): you care if I let her watch?
keri (1:37:55 AM): i guess itd be ok
kalowoodsman (1:38:19 AM): and what about more?
keri (1:38:29 AM): umm like what?
kalowoodsman (1:38:41 AM): anything I say
keri (1:39:17 AM): u mean u want her to do stuff?
kalowoodsman (1:39:25 AM): yes
kalowoodsman (1:39:35 AM): she's gonna be there, might as well
keri (1:39:50 AM): guess so
keri (1:39:57 AM): like wat?
kalowoodsman (1:40:20 AM): probably just take me in her mouth and stuff, unless you think she can handle more
kalowoodsman (1:41:12 AM): ?
keri (1:41:27 AM): idk
keri (1:41:38 AM): never thought about it
kalowoodsman (1:42:18 AM): you think she'll do it?
keri (1:42:44 AM): mayb if u want her to
kalowoodsman (1:43:15 AM): I do. I think you two should get with me together
keri (1:43:23 AM): oh
keri (1:43:26 AM): k
kalowoodsman (1:43:56 AM): like one of you licking my balls while the other sucks me
keri (1:44:27 AM): ok
kalowoodsman (1:44:42 AM): want you to share my cum too
keri (1:45:01 AM): k
kalowoodsman (1:45:16 AM): you know how I mean?
keri (1:45:56 AM): umm not exactly
kalowoodsman (1:46:20 AM): where I cum in one of your mouths then you tongue it back and fourth between each other
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>>69423027
you are right our cops are pretty fucked up, but i don't blame them. They act like that because unfortunately our country has millions of armed chimpanzees running around pretending to be people, but always always reverting back to their violent nature. You would be on edge too if you were a cop here.
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>>69419220

they should let seagal replace hansen for a season. it would be TV gold.
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>>69422222
The GOAT
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>>69419299
>>69422722

Why is she considered hot? Her body is ok but her face is plain and not anything special.
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>>69422222
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>>69418814
Actually Song of Solomon in the old testament is a helluva piece of erotica.
If you read literal translations, and not ''cleaned up, safe for prudes'' translations, it's pretty hot.
It's a love letter from Solomon to his lady, and he tells her what he wants to do to her.
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>>69419325
There was a second where he was going to kill Chris and had to be restrained.

>WHATS WRONG WITH THAT
>ITS ONLY A QUESTION
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>>69423257
All the girls would get raped. Seagal would be too lazy to leave his trailer.
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>>69419088
I guess it explains his attraction to children.
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Will they ever catch the legendary feet puffer?
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>>69423697
what the fuck is wrong with that guy
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>>69423697
This man is the Zodiac
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>>69419088
Manlet Predator!
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Chris Hansen should investigate Subway.
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>>69419718
This guy was GOAT

>John, what do you do you do for a living?
>I drive a school bus

>And you're a school bus driver or a teacher?
>Teacher
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>>69423027
>Police in your country are OP and fuck up criminals

Yeah, we suck though. That's why we control the free market. Stay mad foreigner :^)
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>>69423763
Absolutely nothing
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>>69421148
>I don't understand what cuck means: the post
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>>69418814
What part of the Bible is that? Old testament or new testament?

What a savage.
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>>69424490
Hansen is a beast
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>>69419325

He was the only one who really lost his shit when the cameras come out. I guess Jews know the power of the media better than anyone lol.
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>>69418952
MY ODA BRUDDA
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>>69418979
John Scott Pedersen
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>don't show up
>get in trouble anyway
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>>69419211
I could've sworn seeing this guy on a police database showing he's been caught even more times after being on the show twice.
>Sir, how do you plead?
>OOPTH I'M THORRY
>So...no contest, then?
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>>69425616
i remember seeing him in the smash hit '40 year old virgin'.
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>>69418264
>"Two words"
>Actually says six

Whatever did he mean by this odd statement?
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>>69425519
that's pretty fucked up. if you don't show up that pretty much throws out the whole "it isn't a thought crime, muh intent". Getting arrested for roleplaying on the internet is pretty fucked up. I mean most people assume anyone that claims to be female on the internet is a dude anyway, some just go along with it out of boredom or whatever.
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>so you her dad or somethin?

Absolute madman.
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>>69425744
the guy who didnt show were later visited by Hansen with a bunch of cops and ended it all inside. Hence no more show.

Also no one in the show ever went to prison.
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>>69425803
>no one in the show ever went to prison

but that's not true
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>>69421924
>despite pedo rage, i met chris and got sent to the cage
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>>69425890
Let the pedo believe his delusions
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Why did they have that one indian guy come in naked? Just for shits and gigs?
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Am I the only one who remembers the videos where some guy would troll pedos on PlentyOfFish and confront them at the meeting spot in a Batman costume?
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>>69425926
They knew he wasn't gonna poo in loo, this was making room for his cultural traditions
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>>69424120
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>>69422971
Anyone have the pasta?
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>>69425681
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Oh cwap

Am I gonna be OHwested?
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holy shit I didnt know these guy actually received prison times

>A Maryland rabbi caught in a television sting operation was sentenced to 6 1/2 years in prison yesterday for trying to solicit sex from a 13-year-old boy over the Internet.

>David A. Kaye, 56, told the judge that he traveled to Herndon for what he thought would be sex with a boy

https://youtu.be/xt6MmzRRYk0
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>>69425925
why am a pedo, you fucking moron. It's what i read. Project a bit more though.
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>>69426391
>getting this defensive
Okay pedo
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>>69426371
oy vey
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>>69426399
Nice job answering my question, pedo.
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>>69426142
>>69422971
>constantly write "Wow! Nothing gets me hotter than a LEGAL ADULT pretending to be a minor! This roleplay is SO HOT!" in the chat
>ask to come over because its your sexual fantasy to have sex with a legal adult who's pretending to be a minor
>arrive at the house on a very small moped
>ride through the door into the house
>"Here I am, ready to have sex with a legal adult who's pretending to be a minor!"
>grab some cookies and ice tea
>Chris Hansen appears
>"Would you like to ha-" BRUUUUUMMM-BRUM-BRUM-BRUUUUMMM
>interrupt Chris Hansen every time he tries to speak by loudly revving the engine
>when he's finished ride my moped out of the house and do donuts in the yard
>don't even get charged because I said I knew I was talking to a legal adult
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>>69418814
>tfw this and other episodes are missing from the instasync tcap room
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The worst part about this show was how shit the decoys were. That ginger twink was awful, same with the fat lesbian.
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>>69421786
Could you please delete this picture?
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>>69426608
i remember one of them was so ugly she scared off half the dudes before they could even get in the door lmao

>>69426494
tfw no one will ever be this based
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>>69426660
Why?
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>>69426682
Please just do it ok?
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>>69426698
Give me a reason
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>>69426682
me on the bottom left

i'm from /v/
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>>69426712
My dad is in the picture, so pls delete
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>>69425925
>>69426391
>>69426399
>>69426428
Shutup you fucking sick pedos
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>>69426733
Which one is your dad?
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I don't have a last name.
I knew this was going to be a set up.
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>>69423288
>>69426608
I don't think the pedos who showed up cared that much about how she looked. They just wanted to fuck someone underaged.
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>>69426747
I asked you nicely but I guess I have to call admin here.
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>>69426494
>>69426678
the decoy would never invite you if you said that in the chat.

you should say awful shit and send dick pics and then show up and go OK WHERE'S CHRIS and then when he comes out just act star struck and say you knew it was a sting and you love the show so much that you wanted to be on it.
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>>69426777
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>>69419718
the way he frowns without it affecting his eyes at all is so fucked up
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>>69426188
>*tips pedora*
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>>69421924

>DEPANTS YOU WITH A SMILE
>AND LEAVE YOU IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE
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>>69426777
>lucky sevens

welp, you heard the man...
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Oops
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>>69419088
It surprises me how often they get more than 1 pedo in the same house. These people are like rats jumping in a bucket.
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>Did you say you are ready to have my THANG in your mouth?
What did be mean by this?
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>>69427079
>>69427079
CUT THAT LITTLE CHILD
SHALLOW GRAVE, PROBABLY EATEN BY A BEAR


OHHH HOO HOO THE PRISON TERM
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>>69427196

THE PEDO IN ME IS THE PENIS IN YOU
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>>69427160
>5+ guys in one night
>so many that they have to rush them out to the cops so the next guy doesn't see anything

It's like a disEASE!
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>>69427281
>>69427196
>>69427079
>>69425901
very fresh i like it
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>>69418218
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
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>>69419088
>it takes him a second to get on the stool because he's under five feet tall.

thanks for pointing that out Chris - I would've missed it otherwise.
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>>69425901
jej
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>>69425803
You can find most of the people that were on the show on sex offender websites, the only people who didn't go to jail were the ones who got caught in the Texas sting where the judge shot himself.
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>>69427395
you want me to teach you sex?
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anyone remember Weber cooks? semi related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxK7qzePkd4
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Wasn't there one guy they let walk away?
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>>69427586
They let everyone in the first ones walk away. The guy getting caufgt twice in one week is what made them bring the police from then on
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>>69427619
not really surprising the same guy came back twice. They created an avatar of something that does not exist, a hot teenage girl down to meet and fuck ugly creepy autistic virgins from the internet. There are a limited number of people dumb enough to think that girl existed.
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>>69427777
He wanted a boy though
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>>69427777
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>>69427791
ah. well i wouldn't know for sure but i would imagine even gay teenage boys have standards. I mean if it was common, like all these guys going out and banging tons of teenage boys it seems unlikely they would get the same guy twice, no?
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>>69427879
They monitored his yahoo chat account and saw him log on the day after he got caught. They dropped another decoy into the chat and hit bit the bait yet again
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>>69427924
that just seems mean. they bust him, say ok you better not do it again. but here's this teenager you can bang if you want.

it's like giving someone a drug intervention, then when they are getting ready to go to treatment, leave a bag of dope on the bathroom counter. the fuck do you expect they are gonna do
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>>69426798
>have crush on someone famous
>commit illegal act to meet that person
>think everything will be okay because you only did it to meet someone, not to actually commit a crime

Oswald as fuck.
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>>69419472
>fwn birthday cunny

Pedo's BTFO

>>69428005
Dude your analogy is wrong, it's like having an intervention, and then leaving painfully fake dope on the bathroom counter, that only an idiot would try.
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>>69428084
you aren't committing an illegal act though, because the decoy is not a 14 year old.

and you know its not one because you've seen the show before.

the only crime they get convicted of is intent, but that basically involves incriminating yourself upon questioning. its one of the main reasons the show was pulled off air, besides the guy killing himself.
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>>69419153
greasy
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>>69425519
Yeah, that seems kinda fucked up to me. The guy was probably just on one of those jerk-off marathons, finally blew his load, and then realized he was doing some illegal fucked up shit. He's way different from the sickos that actually show up at the house with booze and condoms.
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>>69427060
VERY underrated
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>>69419472
birthday status: snatched
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>>69423222
The decoys don't even try. The conversations so stilted.
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Who /CAWD/ here?
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>>69429218
>"I'm not a bad person"
>"Can you give me a ride home?"
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>>69421924
>implying bully doesn't hate all forms of sexual deviants
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>>69423222
Not sure how anyone could sympathize with these pedos after reading the chat logs. The decoy never initiates the sex talk.
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>>69419718
This guy freaked me the fuck out. I don't normally pull the "You can see it in their eyes" card, but holy shit, you really can.
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>>69429218
wayell, yayell at me why dontcha
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>>69429034
They sound stilted on purpose as proof that the guy on the other end is a freak who is only looking for easy underage pussy.
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>>69429777
I know, that's why I can't figure out where >>69422887 is coming from.

>muh entrapment
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>>69419718
He seems less a child molester than an actual child in a man's body. They should use that excuse sometime.
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