Queen of love and beauty
>>69411816
TWENTY
>rickon stark's actor is taller than ramsey snow's actor
you dun fucked up dabid and dabid
K I N V A R A
>Bran goes back in time unsupervised
>witnesses Benjen letting Lyanna and Rhaegar go with Wylis packing their things
>knowing that Benjen could have prevented Robert's Rebellion and the demise of his house, but chose not to, Bran decides to take it upon himself
>Bran calls Wylis "Wylis! Wylis! Wylis!"
>Wylis doesnt hear him
>Bran shouts "Hodor!!"
>Wylis hears him
>"Hodor?"
>Bran wargs into Wylis and stops Rhaegar and Lyanna
>in their POV Wylis went apeshit and is grabbing Lyanna by the wrist
>"I'm sorry Wylis" Benjen whispers as he drew his sword and hits Wylis with the hilt
>Bran is smacked thorugh space and time and is thrown from across the room, landing beside Hodor
>Hodor looks at him and says "Hodor"
>>69414868
Can't wait for little finger to btfo his whole house and become warden of the north
Any anon got any dank cleganebowl memes? I Want them all!!
>>69414833
Redditors showing up to defend Episode 3 as we near Episode 4. How surprising
>>69414884
how did they fuck up? In what world do you live where a teenagers hormones are the fault of two jewish writers? Do you expect them to have Rickon kneel in every scene so he seems shorter?
/got/ is dumb as fuck sometimes
>>69414884
>factually inaccurate statement
There's plenty to complain about without making shit up.
>>69414884
Don't see how this matters
How do you go from this..
>>69414833
never realised until now how fucking good of a mad king dafoe would make
OUT AM I?!
reddit leave
>>69414949
to this?
>Cleganebowl will happen, just not the way you think it would
>Day of Cersei's trial
>Cersei's champion is Gregor
>Faith's champion is a literal who
>Septon Maribald goes to Kingslanding to warn and investigate the people calling themselves 'Sparrows'
>He explains that they're not affiliated with the Faith, and that The High Sparrow used to be a rejected Septon who wanted to overthrow the current status quo by drawing blood
>Cersei does not listen
>Mountain wins the trial
>Newly-turned Margaery and Loras sides with the faith
>gets killed by the mountain
>They retreat back to the Red Keep
>Tommen confronts Cersei for Marg's death and orders the kingsguard to slaughter Gregor
>Tommen is killed by the Mountain
>Cersei goes batshit and orders to detonate Kingslanding using the stored Wildfire
>Mountain goes in a killing spree throughout Kingslanding
>is confronted by the Grave Digger
>they fight throughout KL
>Maribald confronts High Sparrow
>Cersei is killed by Jaime
>>69414944
>>69414947
>>69414948
>
>>69414925
>ebin reddit falseflag
>>69414949
time
Promise me, Ned.
>>69414977
Puberty plus going to the chippy every day
>>69414983
Sup reddit
>>69414833
>muh historical accuracy
who cares about the feasibility of any of that shit, the problem is that Arthur Dayne used one sword, Dawn, which is described in detail, and he wasn't dual wielding in the books.
People are angry because it is a retarded thing to change, and looks clumsy and dumb on screen, people expected a badass sword fighter, not a human helicopter.
>>69414868
Literally Joffrey 2.0
>>69414990
jesus christ, good lungs on that one
>its an everyone that disagrees with me is from muh boogeyman site memepost
Behead yourself if you do this
How did roose bolton die again?
Promiseus, Ned.
>>69414981
what a dumb wall of shit.
>>69415021
hello there reddit
>>69414985
>2016
>being this full of shit
10/10
>>69414985
>damage control
>>69415002
its the icing on the cake though desu, because it makes it less believable.
>>69415021
go cry about it on r/asoiaf
>>69415031
I guess everything just works out for Ramsay.
why is she so perfect?
>>69415031
Poisened by his enemies.
>>69415031
Poisened by his enemies because he was a cunt.
>>69415002
He put your bookfag sword in the ground and dual wielded because of over confidence and arrogance, what's so hard to understand about that?
>>69415031
Fucked to death by Fat Walda
You conniving motherfucker, you cheeky little cunt.. I've been elbow deep in that fat bitch's gaping cunt for the last 12 hours, trying to figure out if she were really going into labor or she just enjoyed the company while taking a huge painful shit. THEN YOURE GONNA KILL HER? JUST LIKE THAT? fuck you m8, "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM A BIG BOY NOW WITH MY BIG BOY PANTS" whats babby's gonna say? "LOOK AT ME IM LORD BOLTON NOW"? What? you thought Karstark here will go "WOAH RAMSAY IS PRETTY BASED! I WOULDNT WANT TO PICK A FIGHT WITH THIS PERSON"? fucking leech, I was in there, A DOZEN HOURS! DOZEN, trying to get the stench off my nose coming from that fucking disgusting snatch, FUCK YOU RAMSAY, I'm gonna fucking cut you open
>>69415100
dawn looked like shit and he dual wielded because he was actually two people, Dayne and Whent, but extras are expnsive and they had two scrap two actors from the scene to make room for Bran and A thousand eyes and two man
>>69415118
topkek
>>69415118
tl dr you faggot
>>69415071
She isn't
>>69415100
do you know how hard dual wielding is?
the strengh it requires (especially with two gigantic longswords like in the show)?
it's not something a fighter does "for the lulz".
in the roman fighting pits, it is said that people who dual wielded gladius needed to train twice as much to become even mildly proficient at it.
>>69414907
Well THAT does sound like it could happen.
>>69415073
>>69415085
I love how Ramsay doesn't even try to make a half-believable cover story.
What enemies again? Stannis got BTFO and there's not a Stark anywhere remotely nearby.
>>69415165
>Stannis got BTFO
>implying
>>69415153
Sounds like dual wielding was a perfect fit for your precious master swordsman
IT'S FICTION
>>69415178
Butthurt Stannisfag detected.
>>69414868
>ramsayposting
>misspelling his name
Is there a more blatant way to out yourself as a reddit showfag?
>>69415153
> Your argument is invalid because:
[shit that has nothing to do with it]
> 'Well the romans-'
Fuck off
>>69415144
blind idiot
kys
>>69415165
his EMENIES anon
he clearly said he was poisen by his enemies
you wouldnt doubt ramsay would you anon?
>>69415193
he's in love with sebil kekilii or whatever her name
do you think he gave her the fat pink mast?
>>69415178
A. It's time to let go.
B. There's not a single shred of that army left standing.
>>69415193
funnywhore.webm
>>69415213
post more lewds and qt webms of her
preferably lewds
>>69415193
>>69415007
nah joffrey didnt have plot armour this thick. I hated joffrey but i loved his scenes, i just sigh and think "alrightttt then" whenever there is a ramsey scene
>>69415186
not in medieval times.
in medieval times, swords didn't go through armour, which means those two swords are gonna do nothing when you want kill another knights.
also, he was a warrior. the first arrow or javelin would've killed him without a shield.
dual wielding in the pits didn't serve actual purpose, it was entertainment, so much so that IRL, spartacus, who dual wielded, drooped the second sword and took up shield when he rebelled.
dual wielding swords only provides downsides, like extra weight, and less defense.
>>69415219
Might as well have said he got poisoned by the hounds.
>>69414981
Fuck off Michael Bay
>>69415209
are you this retarded or just pretending?
So apparently this semen demon is going to comment on Varys' castration. I can safely say that we can expect more cock jokes next episode.
>>69415247
>doesnt like one of the only interesting characters left
Sort it out cunt
>>69415007
Joffrey was protected by characters that could actually get shit done, Ramsay is just a cunt with plot armor.
>>69415296
> 'Wow he doesn't agree with me. What a fucking retard'
>>69415236
>>69415270
FICTION
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Autistic retards need to go back to /lit/
Reminder
>>69415339
>literally no ass
>>69415153
>it is said
no, nobody fucking says that, and if they do they are wrong
you are either left handed, right handed or ambidextrous, and arthur dayne apparently was ambidextrous, it's not something you fucking train at
>>69415296
>shit he called me out on my bullshit
>better call him retarded
kys
>>69415316
Literally nothing interesting about him, Gary Sue who gets everything handed to him on a silver platter.
>>69415340
So if he turned up in a medieval tank powered by midgets and claiming FICTION you would still feel okay about the scene? Because that is how stupid and retarded the scene looks at the moment with the dual wielding shit and useless helmets and armours.
>>69415354
then whats this
So based on the tower of Joy fightscene if he had even one competent guy to watch his back Dayne could have turned the tide of battle right?
>>69415321
So glad I'm not the only one who hates this guy.
I can appreciate book Roose and Ramsay but show Ramsay is shit.
"As the western sky turned the color of a blood bruise, she heard the sound of approaching horses. Dany rose, wiped her hands on her ragged undertunic, and went to stand beside her dragon"
Can we agree that it's sunset, right?
>>69415354
Nigger detected
>bigger ass than 90% of girls on the street
>uuuuuhhhhhhh she got no ass
>>69415386
I have a bigger ass than her and i am a guy. Fuck off
>>69414833
The Tower of Joy scene was hella f*ckn epic, reminded me of the star wars prequel fights. Really great stuff. I don't know why you contrarians didn't like it, i mean this is all just mindless fun, stop being so uptight lmao, its fiction after all.
>>69415386
>attack attack!
>>69415378
I miss Viserys.
The "blonde girl gets free armies just by acting smug every time she meets someone" act has gotten old.
>>69415383
>>>/lit/
>>>/his/
>>>/autism/
>>69414981
> Day of Cersei's trial
> Cerse's champion is Gregor
> Faith's champion is Sandor
> Jaime is attending and sitting next to Cersei
> Cersei looks over to Jaime with a smug face
> Victoryensured.png
> Jaime pulls off his face
> Cersei is suprised and disgusted
> It's Arya
> Panic.png
> Stabs Cersei in the throat and in the eyes
> 'You are no one'
>>69415359
What the fuck do you know about it? My dad was right handed all his life, got some of his right hand fingers chopped off in a buzz saw, and learned to be left handed.
He even learned to play tennis with left just as well as he had played with his right. It is absolutely something that can be trained and a simple google search will find thousands of pages of information on this for people afflicted with conditions or accidents that remove one hand in some way or another.
>>69415378
seriously though, wtf happened? Is the actress pregnant?
>>69415427
>implying Arya isn't going straight for Freyshits
>>69415383
> 'Haha wow dual wielding sure is stupid because TANKS MIDGETS FICTION STORY BANG BANG SISSLE :DD'
>>69415383
>useless helmets
How were they useless?
Atleast somebody wore fucking helmets in a sword fight.
All those "stab in the head" deaths could have been avoided simply by wearing a helmet, it's so fucking stupid.
>post yfw arya will handle the book stoneheart's mission of frey slaughtering
>>69415354
I bet if you got a pot full of gold you'd complain that it isn't diamonds
Daily reminder that Dany isn't fat and if you think otherwise you should go look at yourself in the mirror
>>69415418
Just wait until the Dothraki decide to join her in a couple episodes.
>>69415359
ambidextrous people didn't use two swords, how many historicly retards can there be in one thread.
why would they? wouldn't it be better to carry a shield that can stop javelins and arrows. or a dagger to kill downed knights.
what can you do with two swords? you can't strike twice as fast, and stricking twice at the same time would do you no good either, as the attacks would both be less powerfull than a single attack with both hands.
on the other hand, dual wielding puts you at a disavantage. it impedes you from defending against projectiles, upsets your balance, dimishes your impact force, and makes two handed tecnhiques, which allow you to down fellow knight, impossible.
all soldier, be them right handed, left handed or ambidextrous were trained to use a sword on their right hand, and a shield in their left. knights where trained to use both hands as weapons (if the weapon required it)
>>69415370
>>69415328
i called him a retard because my point did it did have to do with the Original Post, and because the romans were an example.
fuck off
>>69415452
She was skinny-fat before.
I don't think she's exercised a day in her life. This is what happens as you age when you're a hardcore couch potato
based george
>>69415359
>nobody says that
except every HEMA manual and historical document....
>>69415418
Actually I believed he got armies and all that shit pretty easy. I mean she got tamed dragons and loyal guys like Jorah.
>>69415497
what did he mean by this?
>>69415481
> I called him a retard because my point did it did have to do with the Original Post, and because romans were an example
> Mental gymnastics
>>69415474
Where the fuck is Drogon? Is he still sitting around being a "le tired" lazyshit?
>>69415509
Arianne definitely has curves. She is not a half-starved anorexic like so many of today's 'supermodels.' But that does not mean that she is 'heavyset,' to use your word... and certainly not a 'whale.'
>>69415497
>>69415509
>>69415517
T H I C C
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>>69415440
>in the roman fighting pits, it is said that people who dual wielded gladius needed to train twice as much to become even mildly proficient at it.
this sentence is absolute horse shit, and you just contradicted yourself by saying "hurr durr my father easily learned how to use both hands"
you should kill yourself as soon as possible
>>69415509
What didn't he mean by it?
>>69415516
He's lighting kids on fire
>>69415339
isn't that Robb's wife?
Am I thinking of someone else. Who is the one looking after Rickon?
>>69415516
he is going in charizard mode because it's so funney!! I'm sure when he returns back he will play cockcopter games with tyrion while burning varys at the same time.
>DABID
>DABID
>DOUBLE DAGGERS
>DAN, WE DID THAT LAST SESON
>*inaudible screaming*
>DABID
>DOUBLE SORDS
>*euphoric screeching*
>>69415548
> LE MEME LE
Autistic retards that can't wrap their tiny brains around the fact that GoT isn't a historical documentary need to go
>>69415552
(farts)
this better?
>>69415481
what makes you think dayne used 2 swords in battle? he wasn't fighting in a battle, he was fighting against 6 swordsmen, none of them had bows or javelins
>>69415531
he wasn't the one who posted about the romans. i was.
and if you think training your left hand to read and write (and do basic tasks) is the same as training both hand to wield swords in order to survive combat with another trained man. you're retarded
>>69415547
Before the end of the season, Drogon will comically singe someones arse who is cheeky to Daenerys
>>69415564
But farts are a real thing.
>caring about historical accuracy
>set in a world that hasn't had any technological advance in over 1000 years
>>69415545
Wildling whore
>>69415564
no one would mind historical inaccuracies if they kept to the source material, but HBO is literally including shit for the sake of it
>>69415576
> A is true
> Therefore B is true as well
> Disagree?
> You're retarded.
t. Borderline teen
>>69415545
yes its talisa. osha is with rickon
>>69415576
>training your left hand to read
Just give the fuck up, you're starting to get all twicky
>>69415499
why don't you link one you fucking liar
Autistic 15 year olds who think awkwardly wielding two swords at the same time looks 'cool' need to kill themselves at their earliest possible convenience.
>>69415573
again, dual wielding isn't something you pull out of your ass when you wish it. it's something that requires training or practice.
why would he even carry two swords in the first place? and surelly if you're fighting six asailants, a shield would block more attacks than a sword
>>69415587
You mean just like the real world between Roman and Medieval times?
>>69415587
>>69415564
I don't see GRRM including this shit
>>69415587
More like 8000 years
And the dynasties stayed the same all that time
I shit you not
>>69415615
Y-you mean maesters held advanced tech in secret??
>tfw a rising villainous faction is the main antagonist of The Winds of Winter, a subtle "take that" by George he names 'The Saddened Pups'
>>69415612
> Dual wielding isn't something you pull out of your ass when you wish it. It's something that requires training or practice.
>>69415613
Planetos has been stuck in 1400 for a thousand years. They haven't advanced from one era to another.
>>69415593
Following the book word for word, scene by scene would be fucking shit and bookfags need to stop watching or stop whining every fucking second of their pointless existence
>>69415612
Isn't that the problem, if they were in blocking distance he'd be screwed. with two swords he can make them fear approaching him, leaving him able to out skill them creating one one ones?
>>69415639
TWoW will be full on fan-fiction level SJW bullshit.
You heard it here first.
>>69415655
Actually longer than that, many thousands of years
>GRRM releases a second Arianne travelogue chapter
>people praise it for good writing
>it's literally just names of plants being listed
Remember when Cat got from Winterfell to KL in one chapter? What happened to those days? The writing was still good and full of imagery, he just skipped out on the filler. That's not to say that I didn't like Dance and Feast, but the pacing is too fucking slow for the story to be anywhere close to finished. It's almost as if another person was writing those books. If this was his pace back when GoT was being written, the novel's climax would be Ned killing Lady.
>>69415655
>Planetos
>>69415612
not necessarily, some people are born ambidextrous, and you can't cut someone's throat with a shield
this bullshit reminds me of the force awakens threads. some of you fat autists literally hate fun
>>69415691
>and you can't cut someone's throat with a shield
Didn't Tyrion do that? or Aragorn?
>>69415613
>there were no advancements for 1000 years in that era
wew lad way to blatantly lie
>>69415564
>create a world with humans, just like our own
>create a world with swords, just like our own
>don't use weapons in a way that real humans used it
>It's fantasy you autists XD
Fantasy gets away with shit like magic because we don't know how magic works. We know how swords work, so they should use them as intended, otherwise it's bad fantasy
>>69415627
Yeah this is weird lol.
I mean we're zoomed in one specific period of about 7 years and shit gets SO real, highborns die like flies, even when the war is over. I'm having troubles believing dynasties stayed the same 8k years to the point that all those years Lannisters had golden hair.
>>69415605
take your pick
http://www.thearma.org/manuals.htm#.VzRJqoQrK00
i recomment Fiore Dei Liberi, since it talks about proper dual wielding (with a sword and dagger)
>>69415658
it was choreographed. were it not, dayne would've most likely died. most 5vs1 engagements didn't end well for the one guy´
i don't see how two swords who make them fear aproaching them. surelly a two handed sword, or a pole arm would've had the same effect
>>69415711
tyrion bashed someones face with a shield but that's not the same as cutting. i don't remember aragorn using a shield ever
Honestly, if D&d watched Mr. Jacobs' videos and made all of his theories canon, then the show would be saved. We'd finally be rid of this ridiculously 'shock-value'-centric piece of television that pulls stupid twists out of nowhere and have our masterpiece full of subtle writing, nuanced twists and small nods back.
>>69415725
>not considering the possibility of magic swordplay
It's like you're not even trying, anon.
>>69415745
>le Preston is good meme
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
>>69414990
the fuck happened to her skin
>>69415691
>not necessarily, some people are born ambidextrous, and you can't cut someone's throat with a shield
so? do you need two swords to cut someone's through. and what iff he tries to cut your through first? wouldn't you feel safer behind a shield?
a second sword doesn't provide any advantages. an ambidextruous person would probably benefict most from a polearm.
>158 posts
>47 posters
samefagging this hard
>>69415193
someone post the compilation with the porn actress
>>69415725
>magic is okay but a guy using two swords isnt because im a retard that thinks hes a sword fighting master
Truly autistic
>>69415753
Well then imagine how he would have smacked neds face if he had used a magic sword and a magic shield
>>69415725
> GoT is using 'some' parts of fantasy
> GoT isn't necessarily fantasy
> Cherry picking parts of said fantasy story
> Cherry picking to win an argument
> When not winning, result to name calling and banter
> Calls some one else an autist
>>69415691
a shield in the left hand is far more useful. It's heavy as fuck so if you smash someone with it, they could be knocked to the ground or at least staggered. Hitting with the rim produces an incredibly powerful blow. It can block projectiles easily. It can block sword or attacks from other weapons. Replacing the shield with another sword offers no advantage over the shield or even one sword.
Reminder Brienne is supposed to have a famous shield that Jaimme gave her.
>>69415769
>average of 3 posts per poster
wew lad pretty good actually
>>69415769
> Being this new
>>69415788
But that's not what happened in the books.
What are you even talking about?
>>69415740
it says fiore dei liberi was an italian 15th century swordsman, you were talking about roman gladiators earlier, why don't you make up your fucking mind and link me the page where it says whatever bullshit you made up earlier
>>69415765
Learn to type in English faggot
>>69415804
>>69415806
samefag
>>69415765
> A second sword doesn't provide any advantages
Tell that to the men he killed.
>>69415837
kek
Are D&D bad enough dudes to include battle wagons?
>Asha draped the furs across her bare shoulders and mounted him, drawing him so deep inside her that she could not tell who had the cock and who the cunt. This time the two of them reached their peak together.
I'm utterly convinced GRRM has never actually had sex. This isn't how it happens, George.
>>69415857
They haven't even used a ballista or catapult yet have they?
>>69415878
>her cunt became the world
bravo GRRM
>>69415878
He probably hadn't seen his own cock in decades
>>69415878
> Not fucking so hard you don't know if you have a cunt or a dick
>>69415031
>mentioned over and over and over in the books that he has someone else sample his food before eating, often having a designated poison tester on staff
they're just being blatant with their awareness that they're fucking the source material
>>69415878
Not as bad as his description of that one character shitting themselves
>>69415887
I think Dany used one, very briefly. Truly, they are hacks
>>69415887
>>69415887
when kellyc invades one of the sandnigger towns she uses something to launch the collars of the previous slaves to show them le metaphorical freedom
>>69415812
though you were talking about knight, but ok. here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimachaerus#References
>>69415837
in a fiction show?
>>69415878
>>69415891
>>69415897
>bookfags actually think this shit is superior in any way
>>69414977
He is so tall now too compared to before.
I've learned to ignore these things in all movies and shows though
>>69415785
>It's okay because my understanding of fantasy worlds is on the level of the average redditfag
Why would a fighting master give himself a disadvantage?
There is literally no reason to use two longswords, except it looks cool and pleases reddit
>>69415941
It is
>>69415941
better than
>cocks xd
>>69415935
Holy shit are you finally catching on?
>>69415947
kys
>>69415118
absolute KEK
>>69415947
> There is literally no reason
> Except it looks cool
Retard.
>>69415887
Ballistas would negate dragons. so i don't think so
>>69415941
ugly prose>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>illogical shit-tier plot holes, inconsistencies, fucked up character motivations and pandering
>>69415947
Longswords are way bigger than that m8
>>69415921
i don't really understand what the fuck you are trying to do. in this article it doesn't say whatever bullshit you said earlier, in fact it contradicts your previous statement,
>The dimachaeri were popular during the 2nd-4th centuries AD, and were probably considered to be "insidious" by many Romans
considering arthur dayne was supposed to be one of the best fighters alive, i really don't see how it's "unrealistic", whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean, considering there's DRAGONS
>>69415969
>Holy shit are you finally catching on?
i never argued about fiction or reallity. i said that changing arthur dayne's character from the books to have him dual wield served no purpose except for "muh cool character".
arthur dane was suposed to be the embodiement of a knight. instead, he became a meme
>>69416009
> Hates memes
> 'Muh cool character'
kys
>>69416001
Popular among Gladiators, who fought for entertainment, with short swords. Thats different from a knight with two massive long swords, seemingly without weight, fighting like a Jedi
>>69415972
>literally doesn't know what literally means
>>69415995
Well, maybe it's a bastardsword then, you know what I mean
>>69416024
>>69416009
both of you faggots are retards
EPISODE 4 SPOILERS WHEN
>The dimachaeri (singular: dimachaerus) were a type of Roman gladiator that fought with two swords.
>The dimachaeri were popular during the 2nd-4th centuries AD, and were probably considered to be "insidious" by many Romans.
meanwhile on reddit aka /tv/, a bunch of fat retards who's never held a sword in their life, other than their blunt katana, thinks it's "unrealistic" and "a disadvantage"
even if 2 swords were impractical i simply wouldn't give a shit considering it's a tv show not a fucking documentary
TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE
>>69416068
> Literally no reason
> As in zero reason
> Still names a reason in the same argument
> Claims other people simply misunderstood the 'literally' term
> Bastardsword
> You know what I mean, whatever
>>69416059
>yfw it plays in the same universe
>yfw it's 20000 years before the founding of the old republic
>yfw the extent of d&ds genius
>>69416059
dawn was supposed to be a long sword but the ones he had in the show weren't
>>69416080
sageru
>>69416078
The person spoiling the episodes is getting sued.
not that anon but you're allowed to say "literally nothing except for _____" and it's still proper
getting baited but holy fuck you guys
>>69416094
> yfw
> yfw
> yfw
> No image
I want summer to leave.
this fucking thread
>>69416092
These bookcucks are literally retarded, you can't argue against that.
>>69416078
The spanishfag decided to quit the spoiler racket due to too much media attention and law issues. So unless someone else posts them like the frenchfag did for the first episode, I don't see it happening.
So, what happened to the guys who deserted Stannis? Did they join Ramsay?
If we assume that Stannis had like 2000 men before they deserted, there must be like 1000 fuckers roaming around the north doing... what?
>>69416095
a shortsword should be more or less the of the arm of the person wielding it.
dawn (as depicted in the show) is a rather long two handed sword
>>69416122
>>69416068
Samefag.
Why do these threads always degrade to you autists arguing about the dual wielding? A lot more happened in the episode than that.
>>69416148
>the size of the arm
no more whiskey for me
I miss waifuposting
>>69416147
same thing that happens to american soldiers, they turn into homeless beggars, drug addicts, criminals, factory workers etc
>>69416122
>allowed
It's not like you get arrested for it
Literally has become one of the stupidest words. And who can we thank? Dickens. He used it as hyperbole and suddenly it becomes ok.
>>69416147
>implying boltons didnt kill them all
>>69416152
lol
>>69416148
It's a short sword.
> Short hilt
> Big heavy pommel
> The way the guard is shaped for sword sparring (disarming opponent)
>>69416080
>he doesn't know the diference between gladiators, showman and actual warriors
i bet you think roman gladiators were also killed most of the time
>>69416172
Yeah but we are talking about like 1000 guys here, who deserted at the same time, stuck in a freezing shit hole with no food. Hell, they are sellswords; probably many of them are foreign to Westeros.
Reminder that Olly did nothing wrong.
>>69416092
>cares about the use of the word literally
>argues about names of swordtypes
>calls others autistic
>>69416156
I don't post here often and replied to some autists that can't seperate fiction and reality. Didn't know it was a regular thing
>>69416215
>died like a bitch
kek
>>69416220
>>69416156
honestly not that much happened. arya assassin montage, fat guy on a boat puking, dick jokes and fart jokes, what else? tower of joy was easily the most juicy scene
>>69416156
Should we talk about Dragons/Wyverns instead?
>>69416196
That's a Longsword you dip. Not as big as Bastard sword/Spadone but big enough you could get two hands on the hilt no problem.
>>69416228
Hanged by a traitor's bastard, what a shitty way to go.
>>69416249
We've settled that one
I haven't read the books but the one thing that interests me is the Lady Stoneheart stuff. Can someone give me a run down of what she gets up too?
>>69416241
AND IT WAS STILL AWFUL
>>69416148
dawn is slightly longer than the one he has to his left, and you can tell it's not a longsword because he uses his left hand to unsheathe it, which would have been impossible if it was longer than his arm
>>69416255
Really? What's the consensus?
Or was it just shitflinging til everybody was pissed off?
>>69416196
short swords should measure between 30 and 60 cm. that one is longer
also that hilt is for a double handed sword, a heavy pommel is usually heavier the bigger the sword is, and the guard really doesn't pay a part.
also, are you missing the part that the hilt is clearly made for two handed use?
short swords are one handed swords.
>>69416220
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>>69415947
> Literally no reason
>>69416257
Just read the wiki page you dolt
She does nothing major anyway
>>69416257
Sucks cock for a living and dies from AIDs
>>69416132
Not sure if bait or summer
>>69416139
Sami nyt vittuun täältä
>>69416257
Beric gives his life to bring her back and she's a wicked fucker who hangs pretty much everyone she comes across, including tripod and Brienne
>>69416257
I can't remember too much but i think she runs about with that robin hood priest and decides when certain cunts die
>>69415941
(farts)
>>69416285
it's come full circle
full retard circle
>>69416279
they're different, the one in the sand and the one he has sheathed, dawn is slightly longer
>>69416275
consensus among fantasy neckbeards is that dragons have 4 legs AND 2 wings, wyverns have 2 legs and 2 wings. obviously jew&jew don't give a flying fuck
>>69416287
I just did, the way everyone talks about it makes it seem like she went around doing some amazing shit, but there is literally just a small paragraph about her. Did she kill anyone notable?
>>69416264
wut?
romans always unsheathed their swords form the side they were gonna use it (ex: right handed, sheathe on the right hip, unsheathe with right hand) as to not raise their shields.
it's not only possible it's favourable.
>but they were shortswords
romans were much smaller than we are, and officers used "long" swords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzbfuI0PMdA
