fart edition
Robb made a right choice... OR DID HE?
nth for Sansa farts
Season 6, Episode 7: “The Broken Man”
http://watchersonthewall.com/titles-game-thrones-episodes-606-607-revealed/
FUCKING CONFIRMED. STANNIS HATERS BTFO
So who is the Harpy?
>>69408897
moar!
Game of thrones is faggot
First for confirmed
>>69408900
>the broken man
>not the hound
>>69408919
Obviously Daario
>there are people that still think Cleganebowl isn't going to happen
>>69408893
Yes he did. Oona is hot as fuck.
>>69408900
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
I'm never first poster in a /got/ thread, nor do I ever get dubs. Time to visit the House of Black and White.
>>69408900
It's the Hound, fuckwit.
>>69408919
>Deleted scene
>Don't ever betray me, Missandei
>I won't
GEE I WONDER
>>69408893
>>69408964
>implying
Can't wait to see her hairy crotch >:^)
>>69408973
GET HYPE
>>69408893
its just a fucking woman. no woman in existence is worth losing a war, much less a kingdom and your life
>>69408919
I would definitely have sexual relations with her given the opportunity
>>69408821
>no backlink
Faggot
>>69405690
>>69408981
>Deleted scene
>>Don't ever betray me, Missandei
>>I won't
>GEE I WONDER
When and what context?
>>69408975
You haven't prayed to the seven enough. That is why they forsake you. Seek forgiveness and let the mother bathe you with love.
(poots)
>you will never have a qt wife who cucks you with her brother
>>69408941
>>69408973
>>69408981
The Hound is a meme character. Fuck off
>>69408889
>little
>>69408987
Why are the Ironborn so hideous?
>>69409026
>implying Stannis isn't a meme-character
>implying that's all GoT has anymore
>>69409026
>How to spot a showpleb
>>69409009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO4x69Au5KQ
>>69409023
(Farts Victoriously)
Friendly reminder to go listen to the Dragon screeching in Season 1 Finale and then go listen to the screeching coming from the Tower in the last episode.
Get ready.
Get hype.
Rhaegar was reborn as a dragon in a blood magic ritual.
The man who died at the Trident was glamored.
>>69409033
Could she legit win alfie in a fight?
>>69408919
Starting to think it's Missandei tbqh. What is the point to her character anyway?
>>69408893
>>69408986
Let's make this straight
http://www.strawpoll.me/10190191
http://www.strawpoll.me/10190191
http://www.strawpoll.me/10190191
>>69408981
>Deleted scene
>Don't ever betray me, Missandei
>I won't
Would be a painful reminder after Qarth that she can't let herself trust the help too much but why would Missandei be the Harpy? What would she have to gain?
What happened to the leaks that was posted earlier? Do you guys believe what it says?
>>69408900
When will stannis fags let go?
>>69409001
>implying the Freys wouldn't have betrayed Robb anyways
You saw how little Walder cared, he would have sacrificed his daughter for Tywin any day of the week.
>Yfw people hate the High Sparrow around you
Seriously how can anybody hate him? He is the most genuinely righteous man in King's Landing.
>>69409069
She's pretty hot
>>69409034
Inbreeding
>>69409034
Stressful life of reaving, living in terrible weather 24/7, salt in the air dries you out something fierce... it's a wonder there's even one that's remotely fuckable coming out of that horrible culture.
>>69409075
It's foreshadowing. Missandei sees how horrible a ruler Dany is and realises life would have been better under slavery.
>>69409085
No he wouldn't have
>>69408821
>>69408919
Its Missandei and the Wormtfw my stupid theory about those two being the Harpy is picking up steam
>>69409093
have a (You)
>>69409075
Preston said that her pacifistic Naathi culture will make her play all the warmongerers against each other
>>69409026
deluded faggot please kill yourself or at least leave this place
>>69409073
patrician choice
>>69408964
>>69408893
Yep
>>69409093
He's a master manipulator with selfish motives that operates under the pretense of religious righteousness. Also kill yourself
>"promise me, ned"
>But you need the bad pussy
What did she mean by this?
>>69409097
This. The Iron Islands represent the British Isles, that's why Ironborn are so ugly.
>>69409069
The only point of her doing that would be seeing how shitty the newly freed slaves actually have it with economy in shambles.
And there's seriously no reason to think that she sympathizes with that. If anything she's only been shown as more aggressive to slavers.
>>69408987
>someone bitched at me for calling her Asha
Why are people such fuckheads?
>>69409073
yall bunch of racists, voting only for the white chick.
>protip: so did i
>>69408893
No, no he did not. He could have stayed home and enjoyed nothing but Branpucci until the end of his days, but instead he went south to fuck a dental hygienist. He deserved worse than death.
>>69409145
>It's a Preston theory
hehe okay. Never mind then.
Let's settle this once and for all, /got/
Who is the Broken Man?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10190217
http://www.strawpoll.me/10190217
http://www.strawpoll.me/10190217
>>69409165
u fuckin wot m8
>>69409226
Septon Meribald himself you dumb cunts
Do you think she would have let him fuck her if he didn't turn out to be pathetic?
>>69409226
honestly Stannis is a fucking has-been, good fucking riddance
HI FRIENDS,
do we know who plays adult lyanna yet?
>>69409165
all of westeros is britain
Allahu Akbar, Ned.
so no arya for ep 4? :(
>>69408821
Link previous thread holy shit it's a wonderful you rejects remember to breathe when you sleep
>>69409226
It's obviously The Houndbut the heart says Stannis
>>69409190
Okay, okay, OKAY. Look, I don't disagree, but why would that be the picture of Bran that you chose? What are you, fucking gay?
>>69409162
>Master manipulator
He's manipulated nothing so far. He's accused powerful people of crimes theyve actually committed and has made them pay the price for their actions.
>For selfish reasons
He's gained nothing other than the power given to him by Cersei who was in fact trying to manipulate him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q
>>69409280
>dorne
>britain not spain
>>69409279
Someone said she's played by a Turkish actress but I really doubt it.
>>69409279
>do we know who plays adult lyanna yet?
Yes
>Promise me, Ned
>>69409309
>He's accused powerful people of crimes theyve actually committed and has made them pay the price for their actions.
The iron price.
>>69409295
Bran used to look more feminine than Arya ever did.
Why did they have to fuck up the casting for Arya so bad? Couldn't they find ONE qt in the whole of Britain?
>>69409325
She should play Taena Merryweather
>>69408900
Its the Hound you sod. Bring on the fucking bowl you niggers season finale confirmed.
>>69409295
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Robb left THAT! I would have stayed home just to teach him how to be the best Lord he could possibly be. No shenanigans, I would just be his older brother to the best of my ability.
>>69409344
>arya
>qt
wasn't she described as "horse-faced" in the books?
>>69409309
high sparrow is demagogue as fuck m8.
>>69409366
They are
>>69409161
>Implying
>>69409344
arya is supposed to ugly bruh. except instead of having a horse face, shes got a wide ass face.
>>69409226
Are you retarded? That is a reference to Septon Meribald's What is A Broken Man speech.
>>69409344
Arya was supposed to be the ugliest Stark kid.
>>69409366
>it's an attentionfag redditor posting the same thing he posts in every thread(farts)
>>69409366
hi brad. still posting that bait in every thread?guess things never change
>>69409164
You should call Olivia Munn.
>>69409366
Both are shit writing to be honest but it's like that Warhammer trash novel. It's fun to read and has it's sparks now and then but in the end you know it's just a trash novel you can discard anytime.
>implying Gatsby isn't filled with flowery words and over descriptive bullshit
>>69409295
What do you think his hair smelled like?
>>69409164
Dabid and Dan are excellent writers
>>69409408
No she wasn't. She was described as being reminiscent of Lyanna at the same age. She is just made fun of for having a long face which is a standard Stark feature.
>>69409408
>>69409400
Arya is supposed to look like Lyanna, who was considered beautiful.
>>69409464
Mr Pibb.
>>69409467
(farts)
WHAT WILL LITTLEFINGER DO NEXT EPISODE? I AM CURIOUS.
How did Bran know it was Dayne?
>>69409410
reddit has better discussions than this place
less pedos too
>>69409421
>bait
ASOIAF novels are all objectively terrible
this is a fact and is not up for debate
>>69409164
It means he will fuck off and not be seen again.
>>69409487
Lyanna looked like a dude. It's why Rhaegar liked her. Bran was beautiful and fair as were all the other wolflings save for Jon.
>>69408987
Whats happening with her since shes not taking her fuhrer's place?
>>69409226
:^)
>>69409517
why do you come here then? oh, right, for (You)'s
>>69409513
by his signature 2 swords of course.
>>69409543
Has anyone ever photoshopped Isaac to have auburn hair?
>>69409390
>Holding the powers that be responsible for their sins and degeneracy is demagoguery
Reminder, every single person he's accused has been guilty of everything they've been accused of with the exception of the fake crimes Cersei attributes to Margeary.
And once again, Cersei gave him that power backed by the crown.
>>69409561
I suppose she will try to stop Euron.
>>69409498
did you even read the books senpai? it specifically says that arya is horse faced and easily the ugliest stark kid
>>69409513
He'd heard the story many times. Also, when you're as pretty and angelic as Isaac is, you understand the world far better than simple mortals ever could.
Hi, just dropping in to ask for proof Stephen Dillane is still listed as a cast member.
>>69408987
I think Asha will perform Victarion's role or possible send Theon to do it.
Maybe Theon gets a burned hand and grows back a few things with the help of the priest?
>>69409659
No. He's gone, and he will never be in the cast ever again.
Save yourself the trouble and never come back
>>69408919
Daario is a Greyjoy so probably black slut
>>69409613
Did you? She is specifically compared to Lyanna Stark (who also had a long face and boyish features but was still described as beautiful) and is called pretty in later books.
Again she is only ever called ugly by children who make fun of her Stark features. She will eventually grow into them like Lyanna did.
No excuse for Maisie though. That child is ugly as shit.
>Reminder that there are people who find this attractive.
>>69409739
her growing into her looks means shit
arya stark is an ugly child, that's all there is to it
Should I fall out of love, my fire in the light
To chase a feather in the wind
Within the glow that weaves a cloak of delight
There moves a thread that has no end.
For many hours and days that pass ever soon
the tides have caused the flame to dim
At last the arm is straight, the hand to the loom
Is this to end or just begin?
All of my love, all of my love,
All of my love to you.
>>69409163
>Children of the forest 2050
>>69409695
Oh I've been in here the whole time, I just wanted to rain on Stannisfags' parade.
>>69408987
>boob friendly armor
>>69409829
no, now it ends
>Not even on episode 4 and these generals are already shit
Wew lad
robb is literally the dindu of GoT
>>69409881
>How to spot the Karstark fucking shit
Dont you have little boys to touch?
>>69409877
/got/ general has been shit since season 3
>>69409877
(farts)
So are they skipping the battle of mereen since it apparently wont happen this season? Or is Dany going to fuck around Mereen for thenext season as well (since the big battle always happens in e9 for whatever stupid reason.
>>69408987
This is what her actress dresses like irl. No way in hell is she getting naked on camera.
>>69409939
Nobody will fall for it, faggot.
Is Osha ever coming back?
>>69409939
i'll pass
>>69409994
nope, never
>>69409829
Fuck knights, fucking cunts in steel plate.
>>69409807
Where my /greyjoy/ bros at
>>69409994
we'll see her flayed corpse probably
>>69409994
she was in sundays ep you dork
>>69410056
Fuck off Iron nigger. Nobody here has food stamps for you.
>>69409994
>Is Osha ever coming back?
>>69410021
>nope, never
>>69409946
We won't see the actual big battle, just Dany comes back to Meereen, gets told about the other cities conspiring, goes out with the Dothraki at her back, comes back and says she conquered and sacked the city and its idols and have the Dothraki rule Slaver's bay now
>>69410049
And this gives you power over me?
reminder that Cersei is the only character who has a consistently good storyline across all seasons of the show
>>69410091
we wont
she wasnt even casted this season, shes going the way of gendry
>>69410114
Except for the fact they whitewashed her to shit because heaven forbid she actually appears like the paranoid drunk she is supposed to be.
>>69410085
Come say that shit to me on the sea surrounding the iron islands and see what happens
>Lyanna
>played by a fucking slut
thanks DND
>>69410142
who are you referring to
>>69410142
Is that the turkish actress?
>>69410160
>>69410161
no. thats the Lyanna actress
>>69409845
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
>>69410138
>>69410137
Yeah she's less crazy than in the books but she is still one of the few consistent characters on the show
>>69409313
Dorne is London.
>>69410142
>actress
>not a slut
choose one
>>69410181
There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who standing looking
>>69409953
Keked pretty hard at this
>>69410185
Why do I think Ramsay sent a random dick and left Theon's intact but brainwashed him to the point where he forgot his dick exists.
>>69410142
>implying she isnt
>>69410232
And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter
I could use some gilly titties.
PECKER
E
C
K
E
R
>>69410278
>>69410285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQsEzrLp1hQ
>>69410242
>Did I ever tell you about the time Lord Bolton flayed me until he cursed me of sexual addiction?
>He was a good friend
>>69410285
Why'd they make him so grimdark, irl he's just like the jolly Thormund of the books
>>69410358
DAT BRANPUCCI Jesus fuck
>>69410336
So Reek is still a stallion?
I am the shitpost brother, the first shitpost and the last shitpost.
>>69410270
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
>>69408919
what if there's no spy
I thought with the whole "Varys gets person to talk offscreen to reveal that the Yunkai/slavers/Taiwan" bit was D&D's way of tying up that thread
do you really think they'll have a clever answer beyond that?
>>69410121
Dumbass
>>69410397
back to cytube with you.
>>69409562
Shopped
>>69410421
rickonfags btfo
>>69410383
>>69410358
He was telling a story about how a (likely /got/) fan came up to him and tried to give him the Hodor treatment, but didn't know the proper technique. The Tormund said, fuck that noize, I can do it. Then done it. Right then and there. It was awesome. What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
>>69410358
Did Isaac find a new sugar daddy?
>>69410121
>we wont
>she wasnt even casted this season, shes going the way of gendry
Derp.
>>69410421
clearly a scene from season 3 you idiot
>>69409084
pretty good
>>69408919
Varys
>>69410121
>she wasnt even casted this season
You are bad bait or dumb af >>69410421
>>69410421
>Umber
>girl almost the same height
>6 years old boy almost the same height
Bravo D&D
>>69410421
Is Rickon still an autismo?
>My showfag friend tells me that le random Ramsay is his new favorite character
I don't get it /got/
Everyone in the world is having a good time apparently but you and I can't stop shitting on new episodes.
Seriously, how can you like modern show Ramsay? It's ridiculous meme fucking character who doesn't make sence. And killing Roose just disgusted me.
>>69410142
anon, pls you cant be a 14 yo slu
t>>69410254
and i thought this casting was fantastic
>>69410534
>posting a screencap from season 2
what proof is that? we're on season 5, anon
>>69410544
He isn't random. He obviously knows what he is doing, if maybe reaching a little too far. It was clear for a long time he would eventually kill Roose.
>>69409084
i hate how the whole fucking series has been so obviously geared to dany winning. its never even been in doubt. She's pretty much the fucking invincible disney princess of the series
>>69409845
One of my favorite Zeppelin songs
>>69410523
the only way that works is if his interrogating the one chick is him checking to see whether underlings have figured out if he's pulling the strings or not
that's pretty convoluted, potentially clever but too much so for Dabid
>>69408893
>>69408964
>>69409161
Quit samefagging Oona. Just give it up. No one here finds you attractive. Go to bed. It's getting pathetic at this point, sweetie. You're just not pretty.
>>69410544
its simple
>>69410544
All my showfag friends dislike Dany. They find her boring and constantly stating her titles, and find everything going her way an easy win. They can see Drogon coming a mile away right now.
>>69410577
>what proof is that? we're on season 5, anon
HEY LOOK IS THAT A WOMAN IN ARMOR?
(farts)
AHAHAHAHA
That prostitute with the son that Varys talked to is pretty hot.
Would fug with the force of a thousand 4chan virgins
>>69410421
She looks so old now
>>69410700
>le 4chan is full of virgins maymay
This place is full of normies now you fucking idiot
>>69410700
Yeah she was naked in the season premier last season. Chick is fucking thick as a brick shithouse.
At least in the books Ramsay is kinda useless with the sword, don't fight naked, scared of his father, kinda ugly etc
I hate how he's all over the place is the show
>>69410543
Probably worse since his dire wolf got ded
>>69410421
>smalljon barely taller than rickon
>this slow ass pacing of the danny scenes
Fucking Arya can see where this plot is going. You can now just cut to danny riding to merheen with her dragon and new khalesar. We don't need to waste time on this plot. Somehow they are dragging this out worse than the Jonnyboy resurrection.
Just have Jorah and male sex bot #43 run into danny and she can wink at the camera and say, "what else could have happened?"
>>69410700
why was she whoring herself for the masters again?
>>69410796
>SMALLjon
Are you seriously stupid?
>>69410781
Seriously if that's not a fake, then that is a bad prop, because it looks as big as a Husky.
>>69410481
I would sell my soul for that position.
>>69410841
fuckyou
Last night I dreamed of my gf cucking me with Littlefinger, so I smashed his head in identical to how The Mountain did it to Oberyn
Too much GoT for one day
>>69410831
Varys threatens her son in the scene where they talk.
>>69410894
Man I'd love my wife to suck his dick. That'd be so hot.
>>69410781
Why is the show so dark?
>>69410841
You should of seen Greatjon said to be smallest man in westeros. Smalljon was named ironically for his gigantic size.
>>69410841
>Despite his name, Smalljon Umber is nearly as tall as his father and might become taller still. Like his father, he is strongly built.
http://m.westeros.org/index.php/Jon_Umber_(Smalljon)
even though your just messing bra
>>69410917
they need to install more fluorescent lights in Winterfell
BASTARDBOWL IS FUCKING CONFIRMED
RAMSEY
VS
JON
BASTARBOWL GET FUCKING HYPE
>>69410543
Rickon was the perfect little neurotypical Stark babby. My one true love was the autist. Hes doing just fine. I will give my life for his if need be. All of my love.
>>69410917
First two seasons looked better.
Hiding shitty props desu
>>69410605
I don't think it's so convoluted, but I doubt the Dabid could nail it.
>Give whore money
>whore goes to boat
>whore is literally carrying money for the guards to kill her.
>guards get paid
>Still remains unsuspected.
D&D spent too much time making Varys Tyrion's little helper to the point they forgot that he was also matching wits with Little Finger.
Hey guysValyrian Steel
>>69409506
fart
>Promise me, Ned
>>69411023
No, Jon could care less about Winterfell. If anything, he will join up with Ramsay-Sue.
>>69409271
I would have shipped them so hard if that happened.
But we still have her uncle. I'm hoping she and her uncle gets into some baby making.
>>69411031
Agreed. It really sucks though, anon. I would literally forfeit my life to give him a kiss on the forehead.
>>69411064
Jon is a son of Winterfell
Jon was a fucking cunt for hanging Olly, a child that's been through hell and has some justified grievances that he never adressed, but sparing some of the adults that stabbed him and all of the ones who were a part of the plan but didn't stab him
>>69409141
>Missandei and the Worm
But neither have any motivation though?? Why would anyone believe this heresy?
>>69411055
What about it famalam?
>>69410894
You're a big guy
>>69411064
Why can't the Dagrons look like that? Burninating the Westeros and shit.
A big fart for you.
>>69409164
>What did she mean by this?
What is this even meme about for?
>>69411100
Yeah, but who gives a shit?
>>69411046
>also matching wits with Little Finger.
No he wasn't. Varys did aboslutely nothing of importance in the first 4 seasons and he got BTFO by CIA over and over again.
>>69411103
Fuck Olly he was a little shit who got what was coming.
>>69411064
>Ramsay-Sue
Nigga what
>>69411137
Was the fart the official moment this show jumped the shark?
>>69411153
>>69411145
How is that ugly troll the new Spider-man? He is the most english looking fucker I have ever seen. Jesus fucking Christ, man. I hate movies. I hate movies so hard. FUCK YOU MARVEL! Cunts. Motherfucking cunts. That goblin does not come from Queens. His accent is terrible, but everyone loves him. Why? Fucking Why?
>>69409226
It's Daenerys
>>69411153
>be a kid
>probably have severe PTSD from your parents getting EATEN
>join the one place that'd have you
>you think these people are like your family
>your big brother figure lets in the very PEOPLE THAT ATE YOUR PARENTS
>you're apparently a villain for wanting him dead to stop the influx
>>69411179
I think it may have been bad poosey
>>69411179
It wasn't so bad. You guys just love memeing, when in reality there are much worse red flags about quality drop.
>>69411207
not an excuse
>have a dream
>Varys grows a pair of tits
>asks me to draw him like one of those Bolton girls
>>69411153
He fought, he lost, now he rests. His father's been avenged, and now his watch is ended.
