old >>69399151
literal bastard edition
Preston
>>69402300
Skinwalker, I think this theory's been around for a while.
Also, *fart*
>>69402283
bastid
>>69402283
(farts)
Is it too much to ask for D&D to do based Manderly right?
>yfw they will have CIA call him a big guy
Is Ramsey the shittiest character in the show right now?
>>69402338
Bolt-On is one of those retarded meme theories that idiots came up with
preston's ayy lmaos have more grounding in the actual books than that one does
Reminder that this is a scream of a dragon and an other combined
https://youtu.be/KMCI8OETFCQ?t=19
>>69402363
that onion bro armor
Can someone post the shop of the hanging scene?
>>69402370
Why would it ever stop being Sanser?
Could it be possible that Varys is part of the faceless men just like Jaqen H'ghar or Syrio Forel?
>>69402395
Which one?
>>69402420
No, that's stupid.
>>69402432
Good post.
Where is Radmure
I don't get the excitement for Arya's plot. It can go either of 2 ways.
She can either get the Theon treatment and forever reject her lordship to be a minion to Jaqen's cult, which pretty much means doesn't have significance to the plot now.
Or Jaqen's lets go back to her path of vengeance and eventually becomes the shonen assassin everyone wanted her to be and help whoever in the end are the "good guys" like the fandom expects.
Either way, both plotlines are shit.
First Men + Children of the Forest = Reeds
First Men + Others = Boltons
First Men + Giants = Umbers
I wonder what the half-breeds Beyond the Wall look like. An Other-Giant breed, or a Children-Other breed, or a Giant-Children breed.
Considering first men can breed with all of them, they're all humans. I'm just wondering how mutated some of them are, and how fertile or sterile they are.
Nth for CIA
1st for CIA
I might decide to watch the rest of D&D's trainwreck after re-reading all the books but does Davos even have his little island adventure like he does at the start of ASOS struggling to survive after Blackwater?
CHOOSE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188742
>>69402447
He's at Balls Deep
>>69402480
chaosh is a ladda
>>69402484
No not really, just wakes up on the island covered in pidgeon shit.
>>69402438
thats it thanks senpai
>>69402468
Who are the others? do you mean the white walkers
So, like, can Jon just leave the Watch? I mean, is it even allowed by the rules? Yeah, he died, so technically his service ended, but I don't think it follows the spirit of his oath because resurrection doesn't seemed to be considered by his oath. Why did no one stop him?
>>69402363
>>69402523
Reminder that CIA hasn't been in this season so far and that sometimes means that DnD forgot about them
>>69402468
Boltons are probably distantly related to the Barrow Kings and Roose is the result of the "undead curse".
Preston thinks Jon might not really be Jon in there.
Do you think he could be correct?
>>69402501
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>69402585
>Yeah, he died, so technically his service ended
>>69402585
Because most of them think he's a god now. Non-wight resurrection is something none of them have EVER seen before.
Besides you swear to serve the Watch until death. Jon died. Simple as that.
>>69402448
If you truly gave a fuck, you would find the reason for the hype elsewhere instead of shitposting here.
>>69402526
I forgot
>Episode 10
>In Dorne, Ellaria is planing her attack on KL with the sneks
>They hear the sound of fighting outside
>A mysterious man enters the room. Long silver hair, clean shaven, black eyes.
>Sneks take their weapons and prepare to fight.
>The man, wielding two swords, kills all three sneks.
>He then spins behind Ellaria and stabs her with a dagger.
>"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."
>And who, are you...
>>69402585
Better question is why did he hang those faggots for doing the right thing by the watch, when he planned to leave it immediately after.
Friendly reminder to go listen to the Dragon screeching in Season 1 Finale and then go listen to the screeching coming from the Tower in the last episode.
Get ready.
Get hype.
Rhaegar was reborn as a dragon in a blood magic ritual.
The man who died at the Trident was glamored.
>>69402614
No
D&D didn't even think about that possibility
>>69402614
Clearly Roose considering the symbolism of the leeches and Roose was killed shortly before or after Jon was brought back. Or Jon could just become another Leech Lord like Roose, who knows but it's definitely not the Jon we knew previously in there anymore. I think Ghost will see through this since his being able to see through Mel's glamou will probably mean he can also see who's inhabiting who's body.
>>69402669
Because he's evil now, or at least more morally 'black'.
>>69402363
>Is it too much to ask for D&D to do based Manderly right?
According to leaks/rumors, Manderly only bends the knee after Jon and Sansa use a Vale army to exterminate the Boltons, Karstarks, and Umbers, and retake Winterfell. So that automatically makes him look like a weak fat asshole afraid of the 40K Vale army, and not a true loyal bannermen of the Starks
>>69402669
>why did he hang those faggots for doing the right thing by the watch
Because they murdered the lord commander.
>>69402674
If Rickon isn't glamoured then Rhaegar will be.
Or maybe Stannis by Beric Dondarrion?
>>69402523
Salsa is CIA's big threat and he doesnt even know it
>>69402684
>>69402690
Preston is right when he says Ghost was nowhere near him, but this could just be from special effects.
>>69402728
She's a big gal
>>69402669
Because they murdered their lord commander, also without them the watch is less likely to cause shit for the wildlings manning the rest of the wall.
>>69402640
So wouldn't killing Olly, Allister, and the other two be considered assaulting the Night's Watch? Since he's no longer a member the very moment he died.
>>69402655
>Because most of them think he's a god now.
Only the Wildlings see him as a God, since they are idiotic barbarians.
>>69402384
>what's in the tower?
Is it a snark?? It's a snark, isn't it?
>>69402728
lel is this shooped?
>>69402669
Because the is now "evil"
>>69402708
But in principal they murdered him for betraying the watch. Given Alliser's last words he died legit justified.
>>69402797
>Since he's no longer a member the very moment he died.
Probably, but nobody did anything to stop him. Also, I doubt Jon noosed them by himself.
>>69402826
Yes, you can easily tell by the size of the head.
>>69402674
Im too lazy to do this, just gib links pls..
>>69402844
>in principal
Who cares? The rules were broken, whether they can justify it or not.
>>69402447
Ramure is starring as the main villain in Outlander now and not giving two shits about his minor GoT role
>>69402797
The Night's Watch member consists of bums looking for a home and former thieves. You're act like they're anymore intelligent.
Besides, anyone would see his revival as godly, even in our modern world.
>>69402665
>>69402844
>In principle
In principle the watch isn't for defending against wildlings, its for watching for the White Walkers. You like alliser are being obstinate with a flawed premise while there is a fucking army of dead and ice demons walking north of the wall.
>>69402906
He's been cast for this season.
>>69402900
Agree. But why did Jon stay so hard line to these rules when he was leaving the watch anyway.
>tfw Edd can't follow Jon
RIP ;_;7
>>69402978
Because they killed him, did you miss that part?
>>69402665
This is still better than sneks
What if the Boltons used to flay Starks because they believed it could give them special properties but they forgot why they did it and Roose is wearing the skin of a long dead Stark?
>>69402991
>Tfw the wall will fall on Edd's command
>>69402797
And the Night's Watch are a bunch of idiotic thieves and rapists. So what?
"Anal sex was all the rage back then. But the moment he put it in my butt hole, I knew it wouldn't do. So the very next night, I snuck out of my chamber and went straight to Jamal's bedroom. And he was good. He was really, really good. And Tyrone is going to be even better."
>>69403045
Edd would make a GOAT LC in the show desu
>>69402640
Again, I thought the Night's Watch Oath was more in line as a perpetuity service, because the people who initially proposed the Oath presumed that once a member of the Night Watch dies, he stays that way. Also, if Jon stops being a member the moment he dies, why is he the one still giving orders and who personally executes the traitors who betrayed him? Yeah, those four would have been still killed for murdering their commander, but Jon shouldn't be the one personally cutting the robe or asking them their last words.
Its for the best that Allisters gone, given how he acted during the battle of castle black and the wall he was wasted space. almost as useless as Janos slynt.
>>69402879
lel its not
>tfw no slag gigantess to kill you with snusnu
>>69402664
Is that Radmure?
>>69403109
>I thought the Night's Watch Oath was more in line as a perpetuity service
If you have to read implications because the words as written don't support your argument, then you're wrong.
>>69403109
>Ramsay declares war on the watch
>Jon organises Wildlings to march south with him
>For the watch
>>69403045
NW has to elect a new LC right?
>>69403125
Castle Black wasn't ever the same without them
after Jon leaves the wall, will Edd be the only named character left there?
>>69403147
i know this is a fantasy show but are manlets real
>>69402665
Best episode of the whole season.
cia will kill kevan
Man. I wish Viper was still alive.
Now that Jon Snuh is free of his Night's Watch Vows, where does he go next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_By1sN4IeI#t=50
"Cocaine was all the rage back then. But the moment I saw a bunch of my handmaidens snorting it in their noses with their ludicrous lust for it, it knew it wouldn't do. So the very next day, I snuck out of my chambers and went to my dealer, he gave me something they called acid. And it was good. It was very, very good. And MDMA is going to be even better."
>>69403190
Sure, but it's not like he'd have any competition. I don't even think the show will bother showing a election, maybe they will have a line of dialog about it, but it's pretty much confirmed Edd is the 999th Lord Commander.
It's also FUCKING confirmed that the 1000th Lord Commander isStannis
>>69403166
Yeah, he plays a gay sadist in Outlander.
>>69403249
I'm ok with this
>>69403316
It's gonna be Ramsay, after Winterfell is taken they lock him up
he escapes to the wall and takes the black, meaning his crimes have to be forgiven
>>69403285
He'll bang Melisande, for one.
Do you guys seriously have autism? The guy just came back from the dead. Do you think you'd give a fuck after that?
Is Ramses going to be the final boss of the show?
Jon vs Ramses? Two Snow guys?
Is Ramses just going to get stabbed in the heart and die a quick death rather than be tortured?
Is Jon going to die?
They're both kind of faggots.
>>69403364
No way Ramsey stays alive.
>>69402932
>>69403079
Speaking of which, is the Night's Watch basically screwed? Since it's just Jon and his wildling army vs Ramsay, the no longer have any prominent members with enough charisma to run the guild.
Especially seeing how they let any dumbfuck join up who's ready be someone's yesman until they're put in the spotlight.
>>69403169
Resurrection is a condition that no one from the first members of the Night Watch would ever consider as a possibility. Jon's exit sounds like lawyer loophole. It's like saying the Second Amendment only applies to muskets, or that Freedom of Speech doesn't apply to the internet, because the Founding Father didn't anticipate technology progressing in such a way.
>>69403466
Tommen, Myrcella, Aegon
>>69403324
The books were better but lost their mojo along the way.
>>69403446
>>69403450
>>69403462
>Ramses
>Ramsey
>Ramsay
Which one is it?
>>69403466
Tommen
Dany
Aegon
Stannis
in that order
>>69403466
>Tommen
>CIA
>Gendry
end
>>69403466
Stannis, fin.
>>69402468
So what are the Starks mixed with? Or are they just First Men diluted?
>>69403466
tommena
aerys
dany
cersei blows them all up hopefully
"On our first night, he came into my bedroom smelling of wine. He lied on top of me and whispered 'Eddard'. I was a living girl and you were a man and he loved you more than me. I adored him. I called my most trusted handmaiden to fetch me the stinky nothern costume that I put on my naked body. You would've done the same. I felt powerful, I felt like Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell. And he fucked me in the ass and whispered 'Cersei'. I was Eddard Stark, for him, and he whispered my name. I was never more confused in my life."
>Beneath the Mother of Mountains, a line of naked crones crept from a great lake and knelt shivering before her, their grey heads bowed.
Goddamn it she is going to unite all the Khalasar isnt she? Can she be more of a Mary Sue?
>>69403518
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Ramsay_Snow
>>69403147
However did her hair and makeup should be disemboweled.
>>69403249
CIA will kill Jorah, put on a pair of gloves and drag his body into the middle of Vaes Dothrak. Then he'll spread rumors of a white boy saying the Khals aint shit and get the Dothraki to fuck up his body, thus spreading greyscale to everyone.
Then he'll get them to gangrape Dany with greyscale and during the confusion he'll cut off Jorah's arm, bring it back to King's Landing and tell the High Septon it's a holy relic so all the Faith Militant kiss it and spread greyscale across KL.
Then he goes back to the Vale and sends a raven to Ramsay telling him John is in Harrenhall, and sends a similar letter to John. Harrenhall is completely booby trapped.
Then he convinces Wun Wun that
>>69403477
>Resurrection is a condition that no one from the first members of the Night Watch would ever consider as a possibility
So what? Who cares?
>Jon's exit sounds like lawyer loophole
Because you want it to. He fulfilled the condition of the end of his watch.
>It's like saying the Second Amendment only applies to muskets
And to call him an Oathbreaker would be like retroactively arresting everyone who owned a non-musket firearm, which nobody does.
Face it, your stance in this is wrong. You can repeat "But, but" all you like, you have no ground to stand on in this. Jon has the entire Night's Watch as witness to his death.
>>69402665
Oh I fucking wish.
OFFICIAL "SELECT ALL" CAPTCHAS POWERRANKINGS
1. Grass
2. Oceans and bodies of water
3. Pickup trucks
4. Waterfalls
5. Commercial trucks
6. Rivers
6. Cars/automobiles
91. Dining rooms
901. Auditoriums
9001. Food
90001. Street signs
9000001. Store fronts
9000000001. Select all "X" and they disappear and a new one takes its place
>>69403596
What's wrong with it?
how does varys talk to people from everywhere
i wanna fuck him so badly he's so attractive, the actor that is
>>69403571
Shes the descendant of the fucking god emperors, of course shes a mary sue.
She'll unite all Khalasars and lead them into the battle of the end. The Dothraki screamers being vicious enough fighters to combat the army of the dead.
>>69402468
Human-Giant is definitely the bloodline responsible for the Mountain, Brienne, and Hodor.
Darkstar will win the game of thrones
>>69403643
captcha has been incredibly awful recently. i considered getting the pass
>>69403701
who?
>>69402370
>Is Ramsey the shittiest character in the show right now?
Yup. He's a Gary Stu to the fucking max.
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8K0403kvJk&t=50s
>i'm not saying it's the hound but it's the hound
Damn this nerd didn't give any fucks
>>69403643
>not just having 4chanx with captcha 1.0
>>69403625
So you believe a person who died for two minutes because he's heart stopped beating and his brain shut down for a few minutes, but then was suddenly alive again due to someone restoring him, fulfilled his oath? Near death experiences probably happened at least once in the Night's Watch history, because real-life ancient sources reported such accounts. Do you think the Night Watch let this person go?
>>69403466
Tommen will be the last king before the white walkers come and destroy the Iron Throne :^)
>>69403829
Tis but a plot device sweet child of summer
>>69403654
I look exactly like Varys w hair
asl
>>69402448
I hope she kills the fat blonde sandnigger bitch
>>69403793
SANDOR CONFIRMED FOR NURSING STANNIS BACK TO HEALTH
THE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS IS NOT DONE YET
>Tyrion this season
What the fuck happened? Do normies like this shit? He's just awful.
>>69403829
1) Big difference between that and a guy lying dead and motionless for hours then suddenly getting up and walking away
2) Who was going to stop him and risk getting WunWun'd?
How does she know who funds the sons of the harpy?
THREADLY REMINDER
>The Others are a biological weapon created by the Children of the Forest to wipe out the first men that backfired and forced them to create the pack with the first men
>>69403829
>So you believe a person who died for two minutes because he's heart stopped beating and his brain shut down for a few minutes
Now you're retreating into hypotheticals because you know that you have nothing else to defend your bullshit opinion.
>Near death experiences probably happened
Near death is not death, hence the word "near."
You're not going to win this, because you're wrong and are apparently desperate.
>>69403902
My family has laughed at all his cock jokes, so yes, normies do like this shit.
>>69403316
There will be no 1000th commander because there won't be a wall
Read the fat cunts book about an ice dragon
The whole thing is that there shouldn't be these long summers - the seasons should be balanced
I'm guessing the children of the forest did some major magic to fuck the seasons up and this created the others or twisted whoever lived up north into the others
>>69403643
>Select all "X" and they disappear and a new one takes its place
Fucking hate that one
>>69403927
The others are the spirits of those who died when the Children tried to use winter to kill the humans.
>>69403896
>stannis and the hound
that would've been so based
>>69403793
Welp, that pretty much confirms that Cleganebowl is happening
Based D&D
>>69403793
CLEGANE BOWL CONFIRMED. GET FUCKING HYPE.
but seriously, do you think we'll get Clegane Bowl this season or will they cliffhanger it in ep10?
Givee your best prediction on next episodes dick joke.
>Ramsey flaying Rickon
>my your cock didn't seem to grow with the rest of you...
>>69403643
>9000000001. Select all "X" and they disappear and a new one takes its place
This shit fucked me up real good
Is anyone else noticing the gaping plot holes with this story?
>Ramsey kills off the main Bolton household in a less the conspicuous manner
>Despite claiming they were poisoned, anyone half a mind would know they were murdered, not to mention gossip
>Especially considering there's only one body has a stab wound
>And anyone at Winterfell would have to be deaf to not hear someone getting eaten by rabid dogs
>Umber guy shows up with Rickon and the Wildling
>Despite fighting off Wildings all his life being so close to the wall, Umber hasn't already killed Rickon's caretaker
>Implying anyone would associate with Bolton
>A household that betrayed not only the Starks, but whose sole-bastard heir killed his own family
Anyone hoping this is all just a ruse, and that the dire wold head is just a decoy. After all, it's not like dire wolves are some sort of mystical beast, and they are near the wall and the North.
>>69404020
>>69404016
Were you niggas living under a rock?
>>69403896
>yfw stannis is the faith's champion
>>69404034
Pod or Daario and Jorah
>>69402356
Whats the deal with the fart meme?
>>69404020
Obvious cliffhanger, they'll drag the shit out of the bolton/stark shit this season and leave cleganebowl and cersei/faith hanging for the next one.
>>69404059
You're assuming D&D give a shit about any of this.
Or the casual viewer for this matter.
For example, my mom still calls Danaerys "Khaleesi" and keeps asking about what happened to her 'sun and stars.'
>>69404092
Last episode had a fart joke straight out of the 90's
>>69404092
D&D added in a cartoon fart sound effect when the Maester saw Clegane
>>69404059
These aren't plot holes, nobody is willing to step forward because Ramsay is insane and would cut them to pieces. I'm not calling this good writing, it isn't, but those aren't plot holes.
Why do people keep pretending that Stannis is alive?
Do they really believe he'll survive in the books?
He might die differently, but he still has to die.
TWoW when?
>>69403927
There was a pact with the first men right when the WW appeared
>reminder nothing exciting will happen this season because Cleganebowl is next season
>>69404020
Cleganebowl won't be the trial by combat. It will happen when Jaime and the Hound go to the capital to kill Cersei and the Moutain is guarding her.
>>69402614
Preston is wrong about literally everything. He's a crazy retard that uses illogical assumptions to convince himself (and his cultists) that his contrarian bullshit is feasible.
>>69403568
Quality shitpost
post littlefinger doing the powerstance
>>69404070
>>69404097
isn't season 7 supposed to be the last one?
>>69404147
>>69404128
Holy shit you guys are right. God fucking dammit.
>>69404207
Redditor detected, go back to Atl-x fag.
Is it fair to say the only reason people watch this show anymore is because of le ebic killing off characters meme?
No eyepatch for you
>>69404230
No, they are doing a season 8. But both 7 and 8 are short seasons with 6 episodes
>>69404147
i rolled my eyes so hard at that. it didn't fit in the scene at all.
>>69404207
Fuck you, Preston maybe past tinfoil but at least he puts some analysis in his shit.
>>69404248
Nah, lots of people like the characters and want closure.
>>69404255
FUCK YOU PILOU YOU FUCKING FAT FEDE LORTE SVIN JEG FUCKING HADER DIT ANSIGT OG AT DU ER MED I ALT HER FOR TIDEN DU ER EN FORFÆRDELIG SKUESPILLER
HVORFOR IKKE LARS MIKKELSEN
HAN ER EN BEDRE SKUESPILLER END DIG OG DET VIL HAN ALTID VÆRE
>>69404248
Nah it's because I've put so much time into it I cant be fucked to stopped. I felt this same way while reading the books.
>>69402384
Yeah it definitely didn't sound like a woman desu
>>69404207
Is that the guy who actually 100% believes that R+L=D
>>69404261
then they are more than likely going to Dragon Ball Z the fuck out of Cleganebowl and make it take all of season 7 to get going with the actual fight taking place in season 8.
motherfuckers.
>>69404248
I watch it so I can shitpost and complain about it here on the internet
>>69404271
I was watching a stream at the time and I legit thought the streamer edited it in for shits and giggles. It wasn't until I came to /tv/ afterwards that I saw it really happened. It really is quintessential Dabid
>>69404152
Ramsay literally has no power--he's only a Bolton on paper, and we all know from the first season how people treat things like 'legal documents'.
Literally, all you would have to do is get close to him by, say, handing over the kid of a major household, and just be there ready with a knife when he lets down his guard.
We all know Ramsay is crafty, but he's not at all careful.
>>69404326
...
Cleganebowl isn't the focus of the series or story
>>69404207
Ah, this must be the guy who got his video taken down.
>>69404248
I watch it because it isn't that bad and because it is the only way we will ever find out how this story ends :^)
>>69404012
Stannis does like dogs; good loyal animals.
![7cc84bd7e2fa318f7e8c533af80bbb68[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/g2OqWci.png "7cc84bd7e2fa318f7e8c533af80bbb68[1].png")
>>69402813
a zeugl
>>69404367
fuck you. get hype.
>>69404195
I know the CoTF realized that they fucked up big time with their magic so the made a pact, so they could take them on with the first men. Because if they didn't the first men would just wind up fighting the COTF anyway as a part of the army of the dead.
>>69404390
I thought he liked Hawks
>>69404180
And there's like, 10 characters.
>>69404424
he ate the hawks last
>>69403927
Babby saw elio's video
>>69404355
>Ramsay literally has no power
He married Sansa, who was the only known heir of Winterfell without Rickon or Bran spoken for. While she is on the run, he remains in control of Winterfell and all of the Stark banners. That's a great deal of power.
Do I need to stop thinking you guys can keep up with this series? Is there too much going on?
Hi, I'm from the future. TWoW comes out in the summer of 2018. A dream of spring comes out 2025, but GRRM dies half way through. It's finished by another author. One of the dudes who wrote the Expanse books
>>69404390
Stannis was literally Hitler
>>69404474
>not Kevin J Anderson
your trolling is weak, old man.
>>69404152
Ramsay is a mad dog
If Littlefinger wasn't inbound to exterminate House Bolton anyways, he wouldn't last a year before he pissed off someone else he wasn't supposed to, and he would be killed
D&D are hack writers though, they need Jon to be at a severe disadvantage at the bastardbowl so he can be saved dramatically in the end, hence why the Umbers are also betraying the Starks now
>>69404459
>He married Sansa
This is what I dont get, they know Tyrion took off and is still alive. So knowing this why still marry Sansa? Evenutally word is going to come to Westeros that Tyrion joined Dany making that marriage void.
>>69404474
GRRM dies in 2019 it is known
>>69404474
Who becomes the new king of America in 2025?
>>69402698
>>69402363
Sheeeeeit
Manderly and the Umbers had the most loyal hard-ons for the Stark. Even the questionable houses were ready to rip the Boltons open in Winterfell.
Kinda sucks that the Stark Men line Wylla does doesn't get included in this.
Wonder why D&D suck so much ass with storytelling even the source material has some pretty good scenarios and bits to draw from.
>>69404514
See, now, this is the kind of question that matters.
>>69404474
Bran? Is that you?
>>69403940
Death happens when biological functions ceases. Ask a doctor or any medical professional, death occurs when a person's brain activity ceases to function. It's not hypothetical, it's a reality. And there are countless cases where humans have been reported to be legally dead because their heart stopped functioning and their brain activity wasn't registering. These people were considered dead, only to be verified as alive again when, for whatever reason, their biological functions started to return. There are many NDE cases that occurred when the person was considered legally dead, not near death, but actually dead, such as one patient suffering a certain brain disease and had to go through surgery with his brain temporarily no longer functioning.
>>69404514
Easy, he didn't consummate the marriage
A convenient and easy excuse for a traitor that ran off to Slavers Bay, and they couldn't have the only known living Stark at the time wasting away with no husband while the North was in chaos
And yes the audience knows the other Starks are still alive, but it was mainly presumed all of the Starks were dead except for Sansa until last episode
What is your least favourite change from the books to the show?
>>69402530
no i am the ladda
>>69404474
Are you GRRM and Sibel's child?
>>69404591
Did you really think that anyone would read more of your replies after all of your other posts being nothing but irrelevant bullshit?
>>69404459
>heir of winterfell
The crown granted winterfell and Wardenship of the North to the Boltons, the Starks have no lands or banners now.
>>69404627
No FAegon.
It is clear that people named Brandon Stark are hugely important the world of Ice and Fire, and our Brandon is likely going to be one of the most important characters in the series. When the singers sing songs of his life, what will be his version of "Bran the Builder"?
>>69404533
>>69404512
>D&D are hack writers though, they need Jon to be at a severe disadvantage at the bastardbowl so he can be saved dramatically in the end, hence why the Umbers are also betraying the Starks now
It also simplifies the story, can't have be too confusing for the dumb showfags
>>69402420
Why would he be a fan of Targs if he was a worshipper of the many faced god? The great other will sweep the land if the Targs don't show up, so he should oppose them.
>>69404618
But he is still married to her regardless if he consummated or not.
by the end of the series will the stark children rule the entire planet?
>>69404474
>Bran still hasn't learned that the past is written in ink that has dried
>>69404627
Stannis
>>69404659
Bran the Beautiful
>>69404659
Bran the cumslut cutiepie
>>69404627
Dorne
I wanted a busty big ass Arienne but nope got some dykes ruining shit
>>69404654
>the Starks have no lands or banners now
This is true. Being the heir of Winterfell only means that the Northerners who hate the crown will respect their banners. It's a moral title at this point, more than a legal one.
>>69404691
I hope they all fucking die.
>>69404659
Bran the Boy in the Tree who dies and nobody remembers.
>>69404501
that explains why he was so based
>>69402665
is it wrong i imagined him contiously spinning across the whole
room after he kill the sneks to get to her
>>69404679
Was, the marriage can be annulled on the fact that he didn't consummate it
Can it be solidly proven? Absolutely not, but the Boltons didn't give a shit because they needed help settling the North down
>>69402420
Vary's was always an agent for the Targs, It's littlefinger you should be more concerned about he's either an agent for the Iron Bank or the Citadel.
There is a major character in this story who is a working in the covert interests of the Citadel in their war against magics
DAILY REMINDER
>to call a former Lord Bolton a cunt
>to grunt at your former Warden getting poisoned
>to tell your current Warden that you know why he killed the former Lord Liege
>to make him believe you'd kill your own Lord Father as well
>to bring him a Stark
>to not let him know that you're about to take the castle for the new King of the North and become the new hand because fatty Maderly won't move his ass
The Umber Ruse is loose
>SOON
>to
>>69404627
>least favourite
Jaimes arc post Brienne
>favourite (fuck you there has been some decent shit)
The Arya Tywin scenes
>>69404207
>cultists
>contrarian
>wrong about literally everything
Jesus do they clone Reddit plebs in a lab or summat?
what if the last book ends with jon snow having an affair with daenerys, and edmure's son goes to war after trying to court daenerys and the entire story repeats like the cyclical nature of seasons
that wopuld be amazing
Hownos theon gonna be able to go to the iron islands on the show?
I dont think the ironborn holds moat cailin and I doubt he could get on a Merchant ship since the North is still at wat with greyjoys
>>69404829
rickonpedos everyone
>>69404659
Bran the Buttslut
>>69404829
>>69404829
Dont forget calling Karstark a pedo
>>69404843
FUCKING KEK
>>69404847
You'll never know until it's too late filthy Bolton cunt.
>>69403643
>Select all "X" and they disappear and a new one takes its place
For the longest time I thought this was a glitch because I didn't read the text, so I would just refresh the page.
>>69404659
Bran the Boring.
>>69404829
Don't forget saying fuck kneeling and fuck oaths.
In an episode called Oathbreaker, dude goes out of his way to make sure he won't become one when the ruse cruise reaches its destination.
>>69404889
S-S-S-SAMEFAG
>>69404906
delete this
>Stannis will never team up with The Hound
fuck lads
its the only thing i wish for in this season
pls let it be true D&D
>>69404659
Bran the BASED
>>69404965
reply to both you fuck watch me deliver
>>69404906
>tfw dnd managed to even ruin based Davos
>>69404982
>getting Cleganebowl AND Stannis back
fugggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>69404627
I really disliked how they did the Red Wedding. Not really a change per say, but some of the finer details were changed.
Roose's little saunter over to Robb was rushed when the scene should have been slow and measured. This is one of the most pivotal scenes in the series and it looked like a rush job.
>>69403940
No, he's right. You're just silly for interpreting a poetic oath so literally that, yup, in the event of magic breaking the rules of the world, getting resurrected absolves anyone of said oaths.
>>69404982
but how can stanis do that if he is dead????
>>69404501
>punished hero who dies for a cause that no-one else was courageous enough to face
It fits
>>69404906
It was a little on the nose desu
She could have been staring into the fire still seeing him at winterfell, then remembering thoros and beric decides to try something.
