The greatest swordman that ever lived edition
AHHHHHHH
SAVE ME GREY WORM
>>69399151
He's a guest on Game Grumps!
Aren't you guys excited?!?!
BASED ARIN AND DANNY HANGING OUT WITH SELMY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM_ONWiNd6g
>>69399151
Actor was a whiny bitch.
>>69399151
He wouldve liked Stannis. He chose to follow the wrong leader.
>>69399221
that was odd
One of the few moments I had orgasms in this show
>>69399226
a book reader then
>>69399337
I don't know, I don't think he'd be so quick to pledge his sword to another king burning men alive. Even if outside of that, he's a million times better than Dany. But that would be the first thing that causes him to bail out.
>>69399151
if you're going to make the threads you could at least backlink, reddit
>>69396618
>>69399470
Why the fuck natalie dormer is wearing arabian swords as earrings
>People get mad at general asoiaf discussion
Discussing the books is quite a nice departure from just memeing about waifus and dany being fat
>>69399470
smirkfu literally looks designed to fuck black cocks
>>69399402
autism
That's not Arthur Dayne
>Promise me, Ned.
Barristan was a tier below Arthur Dayne, at best Jaime tier fighter.
>Promise me, Dredd
>Kevan will become a recurring character
>Everyone will start to like and respect him as Tywin's brother
>Varys will kill him in the finale
no..
>>69399548
>>69399581
What the fuck is this new meme ? someone explain to me
but can he waterdance?
call me darkstar
i am of the n-niggit
>>69399623
It wont be Varys.It will be snakes
>>69399637
Lurk moar
REMINDER: Cleganebowl is NOT happening this season
>>69399652
Fuck off with your book meme
Northerners got absolutely BTFO last thread, just like in the story.
Remember that time you had to gang up the entire of Westeros against a united South and it was still barely enough? Fucking barbarians
>Promise me, Ted
vote NOW
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188714
>>69399680
DELET THIS
I've been cocksucking D&D just because I'm happy to have something to watch, I still enjoy the show but if they give one of the most poignant moments in the series to a Snake I'll fucking punch my pet snake in the face
GIANTS AND WILDLINGS JUST SO HAPPEN TO APPEAR RIGHT WHEN JON SNOW WAS GONNA BE MURDERED(AGAIN)
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
>>69399470
Jesus Christ can we just go ahead and recast this Sea-Cow already? It's really off putting.
>>69399637
Promise me, Red.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVJa4Fl34l4
WE RIDE FOR THAT DAWN
THE RED DAWN
THE DRAGONS DAWN
>>69399706
>Another season of dealing with Faith bullshit
No please just end it now. CLEGANEBOWL NOW
nothing personnel , ked
>>69399151
What up, faggot. You wanna say that shit to me in person, or you just gonna talk shit on 4chan's /tv/. That's what I thought, nerd pussy.
Now that I've made you look like a little bitch in front of all your dork fag friends, let me put you in a logical checkmate.
1. I never said that I enjoyed fucked up things, just that thinking that you know shit when you don't know shit at all is funny.
2. I do enjoy fucked up things, but usually it's for sexual pleasure, rather than any attempt at looking "cool" for you internet FAGS
3. Yesterday I made a device out of cardboard and thumbtacks, and I put it around my penis. This was to train, via conditioning, impotence, since Tormund told me to,
and while it was all bullshit, the idea appealed. 4. I stuck a thumbtack through my nipple, and I think it's infected. We'll see.
I hope you've learned your lesson in trying to argue against a real man, kid.
>>69399720
Hey, lets count how many Lannisters will be alive by the end of the Season
- 1
- oh....
>>69399734
>Promise me, Red.
>>69399316
god damn I miss that guy so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNZBgu19Ys
absolutely based
>tfw there will be no heartwarming reunions of characters like arya and the hound or sansa and the hound
>instead we get Sansa and jon
>>69399778
Ahahahahhahaha Rickon got given to Ramsay along with his pet wildling and his pet wolf
absolutely fucking brilliant. The most loyal lords in the north turn over the last male stark who isn't a crippled tree twink to Ramsay and a kid fucker. Great integrity you got there senpai
entire north going to be killing each other this season I can't wait, it's going to be such a laugh
its time
s1e3 - Lord Snow - 8.3/10 on imdb
s2e3 - What is Dead May Never Die - 8.8/10
s3e3 - Walk of Punishment - 8.8/10
s4e3 - Breaker of Chairs - 8.8/10
s5e3 - High Sparrow - 8.5/10
>s6e3 - Oathbreaker - 8.7/10
>>69399720
>Howland Reed didn't turn into a frog and poison Dayne
D R O P P E D
CHOOSE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNd62OEWDuM
Lel.
Preston is getting attacked by Redditors.
Reminder the woman with the white hair Bran saw in his vision was The Last Hero, here's why.
>During Old Nan's tale in AGOT she is cut off before we ever find out what happened to The Last Hero as he is closed in on by The Others
>During Bran's vision quest he sees a white haired woman be chased down, eerily similar to the situation The Last Hero faced, what's more is we don't even see the conclusion to what happened because his vision ends
it fits
>>69399848
Your point?
>>69399740
I got really excited when the show reminded us that there will be trial by combat. Who else is there to fight the Mountain if not the Hound? One of the Tyrells wanting to get rid of Cersei? Extremely unlikely. The Faith doesn't have many high profile allies.
>>69399848
that girl was qt as hell
HOLY SHIT
GRRM RELEASED A NEW CHAPTER
WHY AREN'T YOU FAGGOTS TALKING ABOUT IT
FAGGOTS
>>69399887
no point, i just do it every ep and have for the last 3 seasons
welcome
>>69399888
High sparrow will be the champion and will kill thw robert strong
>>69399637
>new
welcome in /got/ showfriend
>>69399888
>Who else is there to fight the Mountain if not the Hound?
T O M M E N
>>69399459
Good thing he wont live to see Dany burning whole cities then.
i'm so fucking pissed the vale chapters were cut. sweetrobin trying to suck sansa's teen tits all the time would have made the show worth watching
>>69399907
because its the same chapter he first read aloud in 2011, it has already been transcribed and well its not new at all
that is, not for us big guys
>>69399988
Fuck.
And I thought it meant TWoW was going to be releasedthis year.
Promise me, Big Red
>>69399727
what a shitty poll.
the odds of these are all 0% except for the umber not rusing which is maybe 25%...
They'll end up the most voted, not because it's likely, just because the other ones are all 0%.
>>69399848
>Breaker of Chairs
Kek
>>69399986
That kids like 15 now.
>>69399865
>skipped basketball
oh poor you
>>69400037
even hotter
>>69400026
i know right, he didnt even give us an option for robert strong have catelyn starks head
which is clearly the most likely
>>69399736
>this speech is cut or they'll give like 1 line to Tyrion
>euron speech was like 2 lines to Balon
>tower of joy had like 2 lines from the scene
>Meribald will have like 1 line about how war is terrible
>>69400073
>>69399151
>>69399402
Old man overestimates himself, what else is new?
>>69399706
REMINDER: Cleganebowl is NOT happening this season
It better be.
The white walkers will have started their war by the next season and there won't be time for the Cleganebowl
>>69399907
because it's an arianne chapter and no one cares about dorniggers/aegon
>>69400117
Fuck off savage. You should have been hanged, not Thorne.
>>69400117
You can't be a god.
Because you have no cock
>>69399907
It isn't really new, and it's utterly devoid of content. What is there to talk about?
Also, what's with his new found fetish for wordy travelogues? Remember the good old days where characters would arrive to their location in a couple of two paragraphs instead of six or so chapters?
>>69399503
those are tusks from a baby elephant you moron
>>69400099
>walter white watching Doran's death
>>69399907
>Getting hype for Dorne shit
Hello there, my white friend!
Im br
Where do i belong on asoiaf world?
>>69400176
I hate your kind
What was even the point of this scene? I thought it was gonna turn into another le epic beetle speech.
>>69400214
in a grave
>>69400248
fill time (filler)
So how many people have accidentally killed their mother after being born during birth? I can think of Brandon Stark, Daenerys, Tyrion, Jon Snow.
Anyone else?
>>69399733
she looks fine in the show
>>69400214
Literally a slave
>>69400248
He's out of his depth, his experience in courts in westoros won't count for much in essos
>Kevans last thoughts are of his wife
>>69400248
It was pointless like most tyrion shit these days.
>>69400262
Fgt me irl fagget i rekt ur shit m8
>>69400248
It was just a meme filler scene, the show was full of that shit in S2.
>>69399907
it's literally nothing
it's another chapter that was just cut from feast for no reason
he hasn't written anything in 5 years, how does anyone think he has at this point
>>69400248
To point out how useless Miss Andy and Grey Worm are
And how they are the leaders of the Harpy
>>69400248
Tyrion has nothing to do this season, they didn't want to have him do a 3rd cock joke so they just had a chat about whatever instead.
half the scenes in the episode were pointless and/or boring.
>>69400214
I don't think they have a continent in ASOIF that's like South America
>>69399862
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist
>>69399623
Itll be the little birds senpai, so kinda still varys but he just won't be there.
>>69400214
>>69400214
AHUEAHUEAHUEAHUE
also stop murdering everything at least for the olympics.
>>69400298
>>Kevans last thoughts are of his wife's son
>>69400282
>Brandon Stark
Eh?
>Will it be war ?
>>69399637
PROMISE ME BREAD
>>69400343
>And how they are the leaders of the Harpy
would be dank as fuck if true
>>69400343
>how useless Miss Andy and Grey Worm are
>And how they are the leaders of the Harpy
desu I'm not sure if they're just trying to give Missandei a personality/backbone, or if they're just merging her character with the shavepate or whoever the fuck is pushing Dany for war.
>>69400402
Ned mentions that their mother died shortly after Brandon died, not sure if it was after birth or not long but I thought it was slightly interesting to note.
>>69400375
>Manlet
>Small penis
Why do people worship this faggot again?
>>69400380
Of course he was. Didnt you see his two swords?
>>69400429
I meant shortly after Brandon was born.
Maybe it has something relating to the Three Heads of the Dragon thing or it could've been foreshadowing Brandon getting killed by The Mad King.
I remember seeing that image of a body with Stannis' shields under a hut made of tree branches.
Did anyone confirm whether this was from S4 or whatever?
>>69400384
Why would you say that
We are such good guys here
>>69400431
>>69400282
Shit senpai just made me realise all 3 of dany tyrion and jon killed mums in childbirth, its like pottery it rhymes.
>>69400431
>>69400429
Brandon was neds older brother.
>>69400459
That just made the scene infinitely better.
>>69400472
I'm pretty sure I remember seeing it posted a year or so ago.
>>69400248
>>69400343
>>69400421
Actually would make sense.
Missandei is Skahaz, and Tyrion is Selmy.
Only there is no Hizdhar to capture so I guess they're just going to decide to go to war and that's it.
>I think Daenerys is fat and unattractive
>>69399888
Lancel will be the champion of the Faith
>>69400363
Dany traveled the equivalent of half the length of Westeros in two episodes?
>>69400494
>>69400431
Those are shopped
Here's the original image.
>>69400521
>i think daenaeries is still as hot as she was in season 1
>>69400494
>Posting a clearly photoshopped image
Manlet detected
>>69400521
I don't get this meme either , she is obviously not fat and obviously not ugly, especially by normies , why the fuck /tv/ insists that she is ?
any ep 4 plot leaks/spoilers
>>69400201
I'm hyped for Dorne shit. Fuck it, the main Dornish plotline from the books is completely fucked now
All of the SNEKS and the Dornish Lords should just go straight for Highgarden now. I just want to see Cersei and Olenna shitting bricks at the Kingdom being on the brink of collapse
>>69400531
Dont forget that he was flying a dragon and we dont know where ahe landed
>>69400531
Drogon flew her into the Dothraki sea
>i browse the board of 4chan /int/
>>69400481
>murder rate 8 times higher than the freaking US
>>69400531
Drogon took her into the Dothraki sea, probably not too far from mereen, but a few hours away by flying at least.
>>69400554
she looks exactly the same kek
>>69400531
>Dany traveled the equivalent of half the length of Westeros in two episodes?
The alternative is showing everything single boring detail of her story, like the books :^)
>>69400554
delete this
>>69400617
>implying that watching Dany empty her bowels wouldnt have confirmed GOT as fantasykino
>>69399727
>thinking Umbers a rusing
>Thinking D&D could plan such a """"complex"""" twist.
kek, prepare for disappointment
>>69400531
Depends on where Drogon and her were when she was found.
>Vaes Dothrak is now arid
They could have at least left it a grassy place, its meant to be verdant steppe.
>>69400596
A few hours flying can get take you pretty far.
>>69400612
if "exactly the same" means she grew 3 chins and has big turkey leg arms, then yes, exactly the same
>>69400671
>ruse happens
>autists now complain about how predictable it was
cant wait pham
>>69400675
I guess winter came
LOL
>>69400670
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
AMERICAN TOLKIEN
>>69400719
DELETE THIS
The writing on the last episode was so bad. Lazy exposition everywhere.
>people root for a manlet
I guess he is king of the manlets. Kit is probably a god. Right up there with RDJ in the manlet pantheon.
>>69400459
>Red and Green Saber together
>>69400719
DELETE THIS
>>69400713
well, it is very predictable.
not gonna complain about it, I mean it's even more obvious in the books ( where you know, the characters give exposition about their future betrayal, see : wyman/davos, etc.. )
But you can hardly argue that it is predictable.
No showfag will see it coming, but the bookfags/people in /got/ who deny it's happening are literally retarded. showfag-tier.
who else ships the best couple?
>>69400770
Why are tall men so insecure?
>>69400459
Why is Dayne using only one lightsabre sometimes?
>here, let me block with this one but NOT attack with the other
>that'll do the trick
>>69400719
stop this, c'mon
she's wearing 4 inch heels
>>69400841
And he's wearing 5" lifts
>>69400841
nowhere near 4 inches
and Kit has heels too
>>69400429
Brandon is the oldest brother you fuck
>Dusk found them on the fringes of the rainwood, a wet green world where brooks and rivers ran through dark forests and the ground was made of mud and rotting leaves. Huge willows grew along the watercourses, larger than any that Arianne had ever seen, their great trunks as gnarled and twisted as an old man’s face and festooned with beards of silvery moss. Trees pressed close on every side, shutting out the sun; hemlock and red cedars, white oaks, soldier pines that stood as tall and straight as towers, colossal sentinels, big-leaf maples, redwoods, wormtrees, even here and there a wild weirwood. Underneath their tangled branches ferns and flowers grew in profusion; sword ferns, lady ferns, bellflowers and piper’s lace, evening stars and poison kisses, liverwort, lungwort, hornwort. Mushrooms sprouted down amongst the tree roots, and from their trunks as well, pale spotted hands that caught the rain. Other trees were furred with moss, green or grey or red-tailed, and once a vivid purple. Lichens covered every rock and stone. Toadstools festered besides rotting logs. The very air seemed green.
wow, so this is the power of literature...
BRAVO D&D on an amazing TV adaptation
So the leaker is apparently going to get sued
anyone have the spoilers for ep 4 to commemorate this day?
>>69400463
You mean Benjen
anyone got that image of GURM on a treadmill or some shit as an anti gurm rant is overlaid on it.
>>69399151
(farts)
>>69400800
Wow so this is Kit's new look as Lord Stark huh?
>>69400617
>>69400670
>ywn be a random Dothraki hordesman
>ywn follow THICK Dany around waiting for her to drop a load off, then sneak off and fap to her dirty brown water
Winds of Winter will be 2/3rds Sand Snake shit won't it while we won't even get 1/3rd of what goes on in the north.
>>69400494
Go to bed, Kit.
>>69400459
>red and green together
What is this shit?
>>69400914
LOL
CUZ HE HAS NO COCK
>reading this thread as a 6'1' Stannisbro
Why haven't we seen anything of Jon in any of the preview screens or video??
>>69400919
For some reason he reminds me of Douglas from The IT Crowd
FATHER! I HAVE RETURNED! FATHER
>>69400781
Wasn't there some extra that made some leaks describing the final battle, showing that the Umbers don't help Jon at all? My interpretation is that Littlefinger is letting Jon's army and the Boltons basically annihilate each other before swooping in when both armies are decimated so he can have complete, unchallenged dominion over the North.
>>69400878
At least they made it green.
>>69400968
>stannisbro
>IN THE CURRENT YEAR
jej
>>69400415
PROMISE ME BREAD
>>69400968
>mfw 6'1 Blackfyre bro
>>69400919
no, it's actually pic related
and just for the spergs out there: he's a respectable 5'8"
>>69400800
I ship Mojo Jojo and Bubbles.
>>69401004
Always anon. Always.
>>69400999
those leaks also said theres only 1 pyre when there's 6 and that rickon burns when he actually gets bowed down by ramsay.
Remember back when Sansa was cutest girl?
>>69400415
I Dont think breads going to cut it.
>>69400981
I just saw that show
Holy fuck Douglas was the best one
>>69400914
>>69401007
But bread makes you fat.
>>69399778
Kevan has kids, Tywin's sister has kids, they have cousins, they have Lannisport Lannisters too, Lannisters will be fine.
They are somehow one of the few Great Houses with cadet branches that bear their name.
>>69401056
Bran was the cutest girl, faggot.
>>69400968
>tfw 6'2 Davos Bro
>>69401003
The rainwood is in the stormlands, not dorne.
>>69400968
>reading this thread as an alive jonbro
(farts)
>>69401087
Reminder that Robin's actor is 5'11, bigger than CIA
>>69401135
And Dorne isn't a lush grassland. Its a desert.
>>69399906
Fug yeah
>>69401081
There must always be a Reynholm at Reynholm industries.
>>69400968
>reading this thread as a 5'5 /Darkstar/
Explain to me how Davos isn't a beta cuck , hopping from a dick to another
>>69401165
>mfw robin squishes littlefinger in his first scene
>>69401120
>>69401097
Well to be fair, most of them did at the beginning of the series.
>Tyrells have different branches and cousins in Oldtown
>Lannisters have a shitload
>Doran Martell has at least one cousin
>Baratheon has literally three different branches each with a castle
>Arryns have Harry the heir
The only odd ones out are Stark, but that was due to the rebellion and Ned did have a lot of kids. Tully for some reason has no relatives, and Greyjoy
>>69401215
The word your looking for is whore.
>>69399151
what a god damn cylon?
>>69401028
>he's a respectable 5'8"
>>69401165
Robin went from sucking his mom's tits 3 years ago to looking as old as my dad.
>>69401216
>Robin pushes littlefinger out the moon door
>"He didn't fly so good"
>>69401189
She looks like a pornstar
BROTHERHOOD WITHOUT BANNERS WHEN
what exactly is it about the setting of Meereen that makes everything so boring and uninteresting?
characters seem to flourish outside of it and just become dull or annoying when they enter it
this applies for both books and show
>>69401226
Holy shit he was adorable.
What happened? He's John Oliver now.
>>69401164
Why is Gendry with the Others? Did he row all the way around the world?
who is the even stevens of game of thrones?
>>69401215
>>69401265
He's a manwhore
>>69401121
>tfw 11'2 Wun Wun bro
>>69401306
when they want to reveal stannis is alive
>>69401213
5'6" Darkstar bro here as well.
>>69401215
How long after Dany's landing does it take to join team targ?
>>69401323
Podrick
>>69401056
Damn, tits when?
>>69401335
I wonder if Wun Wun is a Giantlet and likes to hang out with humans because it makes him feel tall.
Friendly reminder to go listen to the Dragon screeching in Season 1 Finale and then go listen to the screeching coming from the Tower in the last episode.
Get ready.
Get hype.
Rhaegar was reborn as a dragon in a blood magic ritual.
The man who died at the Trident was glamored.
Spoilers ahead for any of you who think there's a Great North Conspriancy and Umbers are going to betray Boltons.100% confirmed leaks that Tormund fights Smalljon and he kills him. Umber flags are sided with Boltons for Bastard Bowl. There's a scene where Ramsey has Rickon walk over to Jon, but he shoots him. Not sure if he survives being shot
Basically, there is no GNC. The North doesn't remember shit and Umbers really have betrayed the Starks.
>>69400968
Its hard to believe the average height here is 5'9. They seem to be a minority, maybe because they are so small. I notice far more 6'+ than shorties, yet the actors are almost universally midgets.
>>69401377
Kek
>>69401313
That's John Oliver
>>69401312
Puberty happened.
>>69401120
kek
>>69401385
Post proof
>>69401400
The north remembers, they just don't give a shit. One lords as good as the next.
>>69401165
Really?
All these kids are becoming Giants, wonder how the other actors feel?
>>69401189
Literally aenimic. Give me Missandei with her choc nips
>>69401400
>100% confirmed leaks that Tormund fights Smalljon and he kills him
Where's the hard proof? A leak by an extra isn't proof, fuckboy.
>>69401377
>I wonder if Wun Wun is a Giantlet and likes to hang out with humans because it makes him feel tall.
It all makes sense now anon
>>69401120
Do you realize this pic is making fun of you pedofaggot?
>>69401385
is it happening
>>69401312
Bong genes. Poor thing never had a chance.
I would not want to forge an alliance with the north; they're all a bunch of cunts and pussies
>>69401312
I wonder if she can even pick up Bran now.
He's like 6'5".
>>69401302
Well funny thing...
>>69401495
>>69401385
>>69401452
>>69401496
It. Fucking. Fits.
>>69401377
Wun Wun is extremely large even for a giant. They're 10-12 ft on average and Wun is 14 ft tall.
>>69401345
aiden is too beautiful
>>69401309
Because they blew all their money on the small throne room set. And the direction makes the scenes feel clostrophobic instead of grand and world building.
>>69401165
you just know this kid is going to age horribly
>>69401470
Beastiality is an affront in the eyes of gods and men.
>>69401437
>>69401501
Bran was a solid 11/10.
>>69401514
They're a step below Wildlings in toughness. Definitely not pussies lad.
>>69401470
kill yourself
>>69401385
Actually he not even be glamored now that I think of it. Might be more fitting that he died at the Trident and then his spirit was reborn into the Dragon.
But at the same time D&D did introduce glamors this season so it could be like I said at first.
